1. ARE YOU READY, KIDS?Copy !req
2. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!Copy !req
3. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.Copy !req
4. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!Copy !req
5. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
6. WOW, IT'S SUNDAY, GARY!Copy !req
7. GUESS WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?Copy !req
8. THAT'S RIGHT!Copy !req
9. A SUNDAE!Copy !req
10. WHOOPS... LOOKS LIKECopy !req
11. WE'RE OUT OF ICE CREAM.Copy !req
12. GUESS I'LL HAVE TO USE
SOMETHING ELSE...Copy !req
13. KETCHUP!Copy !req
14. HMM... BANANAS... CHERRIES...Copy !req
15. BORING!Copy !req
16. AH, HERE WE GO!Copy !req
17. ONIONS!Copy !req
18. READY, GARY?Copy !req
19. JUST ONE MORE THING!Copy !req
20. PEA...Copy !req
21. NUTS.Copy !req
22. GARY, OUR PEANUTS JAR
IS TOTALLY EMPTY!Copy !req
23. HMM...Copy !req
24. WAIT, I KNOW ONE OTHER PLACE
WE CAN FIND PEANUTS.Copy !req
25. GOOD THING I STILL HAVE
THESE PEANUT PLANTS GROWING
IN THE WINDOWSILL.Copy !req
26. A LITTLE TEXTURE NEVER HURT.Copy !req
27. THERE WE GO!Copy !req
28. THIS SUNDAE'S
GOING TO TASTE GREAT!Copy !req
29. AREN'T YOU GOING TO
HELP ME, GARY?Copy !req
30. GARY?Copy !req
31. OH, WELL.Copy !req
32. MORE FOR ME!Copy !req
33. MMM... AH!Copy !req
34. MMM.Copy !req
35. YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY, GARY.Copy !req
36. I'M EASY LIKE
SUNDAY MORNING...Copy !req
37. OKAY, LET'S SEE MY TO-DO LIST.Copy !req
38. "GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK,
GO TO WORK..."Copy !req
39. NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
40. I NEED THE ONE FOR SUNDAY.Copy !req
41. AH, HERE WE GO.Copy !req
42. "SAY HI TO EVERYONE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM."Copy !req
43. HELLO.Copy !req
44. SOME PEOPLE ARE EVEN LATE
ON SUNDAY.Copy !req
45. HI, MAILFISH.Copy !req
46. HI, MRS. CROSSING GUARD.Copy !req
47. MOTHER OF MERCY!Copy !req
48. OH!Copy !req
49. WOW, A PARADE!Copy !req
50. HI, PARADE.Copy !req
51. HI, TUBA PLAYER,
HI, DRUMMER.Copy !req
52. HI, GUY WITH THE CYMBALS,
HI, TRUMPETER.Copy !req
53. HI, TAMBOURINE GIRL.Copy !req
54. HI, TIMBALE MAN,
HI, DIDJERIDU PLAYER.Copy !req
55. HI, TRIANGLE PLAYERCopy !req
56. HI, GUY WITH
THE KETTLE DRUM.Copy !req
57. HI, PIANIST,
HI, GUY WITH THE FLUTE.Copy !req
58. AND HELLO, DOLLY!Copy !req
59. WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?Copy !req
60. SOMETHING WEIRD
IS GOING ON TODAY.Copy !req
61. EVERYONE'S RUNNING AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
62. AND NOW...
GIANT PILES OF BUBBLE GUM?Copy !req
63. OH, WHAT NEXT?Copy !req
64. HI, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
65. OH, HI, PATRICK.Copy !req
66. I'M CONFUSED.Copy !req
67. YES, I AM.Copy !req
68. PATRICK, EVERYONE IS
RUNNING AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
69. WATCH.Copy !req
70. HI, BUILDING.Copy !req
71. I JUST DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
72. I DON'T, EITHER.Copy !req
73. MAYBE IT'S THE WAY
YOU'RE DRESSED.Copy !req
74. NAH.Copy !req
75. MAYBE IT'S YOUR VOICE.Copy !req
76. GOOD ONE, PATRICK.Copy !req
77. WELL, MAYBE IT'S JUST
BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.Copy !req
78. UGLY?Copy !req
79. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.Copy !req
80. BETTER TRY
THE REFLECTION TEST.Copy !req
81. HI.Copy !req
82. UGLY...Copy !req
83. OH, NO...!Copy !req
84. I CAN'T BE UGLY!Copy !req
85. I CAN'T BE!Copy !req
86. I CAN'T BE UGLY!Copy !req
87. AM I UGLY?Copy !req
88. AM I UGLY?Copy !req
89. MY EYES, MY EYES!Copy !req
90. OOH!Copy !req
91. I'M UGLY!Copy !req
92. SPONGEBOB, CAN I BORROW
SOME BATH BEADS?Copy !req
93. SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
94. GO...Copy !req
95. RUN AWAY LIKE
ALL THE OTHERS.Copy !req
96. NO ONE WOULD WANT A FRIEND
AS UGLY AS I AM.Copy !req
97. SURE THEY WOULD!Copy !req
98. IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER
ABOUT THE WAY THEY LOOK.Copy !req
99. MAYBE A STORY
WILL CHEER YOU UP.Copy !req
100. IT'S CALLED "THE UGLY BARNACLE."Copy !req
101. ONCE THERE WAS AN UGLY BARNACLE.Copy !req
102. HE WAS SO UGLY
THAT EVERYONE DIED.Copy !req
103. THE END.Copy !req
104. THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL.Copy !req
105. HOW LONG?Copy !req
106. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN
UGLY, PATRICK?Copy !req
107. AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER,
YOU POOR UGLY THING, YOU.Copy !req
108. HELP ME!Copy !req
109. I'M SO ASHAMED!Copy !req
110. I'M SPIRALING!Copy !req
111. I'M SPIRALING!Copy !req
112. THANKS, PATRICK.Copy !req
113. THAT'S OKAY, PATRICK.Copy !req
114. SPIRALING OVER.Copy !req
115. JUST DO WHAT I DO
WHEN I HAVE PROBLEMS.Copy !req
116. SCREAM!Copy !req
117. COME ON, BUDDY,
I'LL HELP YOU.Copy !req
118. OKAY, NOW... SAY IT.Copy !req
119. SAY IT.Copy !req
120. I CAN'T.Copy !req
121. SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO FEEL BETTERCopy !req
122. TILL YOU GET THIS THING
OFF YOUR CHEST.Copy !req
123. I KNOW, PATRICK.Copy !req
124. SAY IT.Copy !req
125. SAY IT...Copy !req
126. I'M UGLY.Copy !req
127. YOU'RE UGLY AND WHAT?Copy !req
128. SQUARE?Copy !req
129. NO, PROUD.Copy !req
130. I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD.Copy !req
131. GOOD!Copy !req
132. SAY IT LOUDER.Copy !req
133. I'M UGLY
AND I'M PROUD.Copy !req
134. LOUDER.Copy !req
135. I'M UGLY
AND I'M PROUD!Copy !req
136. LOUDER!Copy !req
137. I'M UGLY
AND I'M PROUD!Copy !req
138. I'M UGLY AND
I'M PROUD!Copy !req
139. I'M UGLY
AND I'M PROUD!Copy !req
140. IS THAT WHAT HE CALLS IT?Copy !req
141. THAT FELT GREAT!Copy !req
142. I FEEL EMPOWERED!Copy !req
143. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO NOW?Copy !req
144. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
145. HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?Copy !req
146. PARDON ME, UGLY SPONGE
COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
147. PEOPLE RESPECT
SELF-ESTEEM.Copy !req
148. HI, I'M VERY UGLYCopy !req
149. BUT YOU SHOULD
ENJOY THE MOVIE ANYWAY.Copy !req
150. EXCUSE ME, SIR.Copy !req
151. I HOPE MY
HORRIBLE UGLINESSCopy !req
152. WON'T BE
A DISTRACTION
TO YOU.Copy !req
153. NOT AT ALL, BOY.Copy !req
154. DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM,
SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
155. HE'S JUST A...Copy !req
156. SPONGEBOB...Copy !req
157. SPONGEBOB,
WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
158. I CAN'T DO THIS, PATRICK.Copy !req
159. I'VE TRIED
AND I'VE TRIED, BUT...Copy !req
160. I'M NOT ALWAYS
AS CONFIDENT AS I LOOK.Copy !req
161. MAYBE I'D BETTER
JUST GO BACK AND HIDE.Copy !req
162. WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE?Copy !req
163. AFRAID TO LOOK UGLINESS
IN THE FACE?Copy !req
164. WELL, HERE!Copy !req
165. LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
166. IT'S UGLY, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
167. YOU LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
168. HELLO.Copy !req
169. YOU LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
170. HI...Copy !req
171. LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
172. LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
173. LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
174. LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
175. I WANT ALL OF YOUCopy !req
176. TO LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
177. THEY ALL RAN AWAY,
PATRICK.Copy !req
178. I BET THERE'S NO LINE
AT THE SNACK BAR.Copy !req
179. HELLO?Copy !req
180. HELLO?Copy !req
181. THEY MUST BE
ON BREAK.Copy !req
182. OH, WAIT, PATRICK,
I JUST REMEMBERED.Copy !req
183. I'VE GOT SOME OF MY
PEANUT/ONION SUNDAE
WE CAN SHARE.Copy !req
184. THAT LOOKS GREAT!Copy !req
185. AH...Copy !req
186. OH... I GOT TO GO
TO THE RESTROOM!Copy !req
187. I'M OUT OF SOAP,
CAN I BORROW...Copy !req
188. STAY BACK!Copy !req
189. I JUST WANT SOME...Copy !req
190. HERE,
HERE'S MY MONEY!Copy !req
191. TAKE IT! TAKE IT
AND GO AWAY!Copy !req
192. MY HANDS AREN'T
THAT DIRTY.Copy !req
193. HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO HEAR A BATHROOM JOKE?Copy !req
194. YOU TRYING
TO KILL US?Copy !req
195. OH...! OH...!Copy !req
196. I... CAUGHT THE UGLY!Copy !req
197. PATRICK, IS EVERYTHING
OKAY IN HERE?Copy !req
198. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?Copy !req
199. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?Copy !req
200. AND WHY IS THAT BAG
ON YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
201. WHY?Copy !req
202. OH, NO REASON, EXCEPTCopy !req
203. YOU GAVE ME THE UGLY!Copy !req
204. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
205. I CAN'T GO OUT
LOOKING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
206. JUST REMEMBER
WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT.Copy !req
207. THERE'S POWER IN PRIDE.Copy !req
208. THAT MAY BE FINE FOR YOUCopy !req
209. BUT I WAS ONE OF
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.Copy !req
210. NOW LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
211. I'M ALMOST
AS UGLY AS YOU!Copy !req
212. I ALWAYS THOUGHTCopy !req
213. "IF I WAS
AS UGLY AS THAT GUYCopy !req
214. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WOULD DO."Copy !req
215. PATRICK...Copy !req
216. WHAT'S MY MOM
GOING TO SAY?Copy !req
217. PATRICK...Copy !req
218. OH, MY GOSH! IF
MY SISTER FINDS OUT—Copy !req
219. OH, WAIT, I DON'T
HAVE A SISTER.Copy !req
220. IF THE BANK...
I MEANCopy !req
221. IT'S ONE THING IF
YOU HAVE BAD SHOESCopy !req
222. OR EVEN BAD HAIR,
BUT...Copy !req
223. PATRICK!Copy !req
224. YOU'RE NOT UGLY,
YOUR BREATH STINKS.Copy !req
225. REALLY BAD.Copy !req
226. OH...
WHAT A RELIEF.Copy !req
227. OH, BARNACLE!Copy !req
228. PATRICK, WHAT DID YOU EAT?Copy !req
229. OH, SOME ROAST BEEF,
SOME CHICKEN, A PIZZA.Copy !req
230. NO, I MEANT JUST THIS MORNING.Copy !req
231. SOME ROAST BEEF,
SOME CHICKEN, A PIZZA...Copy !req
232. WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
233. WELL, I HADCopy !req
234. SOME OF YOUR SUNDAE.Copy !req
235. SUNDAE!Copy !req
236. PATRICK, MY SUNDAE
GAVE US RANCID BREATH!Copy !req
237. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
238. I MEAN, WE'RE NOT UGLY...Copy !req
239. WE JUST STINK!Copy !req
240. STINK?Copy !req
241. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
242. WE STINK! WE STINK!Copy !req
243. WE STINK!
WE STINK!Copy !req
244. WE STINK! WE STINK!Copy !req
245. WE STINK!
WE STINK!Copy !req
246. WE STINK! WE STINK!Copy !req
247. OH, GUESS WHAT,
SQUIDWARD!Copy !req
248. WE STINK!Copy !req
249. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
250. I STINK...!Copy !req
251. Patrick
I REEK...!Copy !req
252. Mr. Krabs
Attention! Attention!Copy !req
253. All Krusty crew employees,
attention!Copy !req
254. Get the anchors
out of your pantsCopy !req
255. and report
to me office!Copy !req
256. That will be all.Copy !req
257. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
258. OOH, HOORAY!Copy !req
259. THE NEW SPATULAS
ARE HERE!Copy !req
260. SIT DOWN,
BOY!Copy !req
261. THERE'S NO NEW SPATULAS.Copy !req
262. HOW DISAPPOINTING.Copy !req
263. YOU MEN KNOW
ME DAUGHTER PEARL.Copy !req
264. SHE'S GROWING UP FAST.Copy !req
265. IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS
JUST YESTERDAYCopy !req
266. I WAS TEACHING HER
HOW TO BREACH.Copy !req
267. ME MAMMALIAN ANGEL.Copy !req
268. UM... ANYWAY, UHCopy !req
269. SO SHE'S GOING TO BE
WORKING HERECopy !req
270. DURING HER SUMMER VACATION.Copy !req
271. SHE'S GOT A LOT
OF FRESH IDEASCopy !req
272. TO BRING IN
SOME HUNGRY CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
273. HELLO! DADDY?Copy !req
274. THAR SHE BLOWS!Copy !req
275. SPONGEBOB, DO YOU
REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?Copy !req
276. NO NEW SPATULAS?Copy !req
277. NO! IT MEANS
SOME BRATTY TEENAGER'SCopy !req
278. COMING IN HERE
TO TELL US WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
279. WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.Copy !req
280. WE HAVE SENIORITY, RIGHT?Copy !req
281. RIGHT!Copy !req
282. SO, WE'LLCopy !req
283. WORK TOGETHERCopy !req
284. TO PROTECT OUR
PATHETIC POSITIONS.Copy !req
285. OKEY-DOKEY,
SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
286. AND THEN WE'LL GET
THOSE NEW SPATULAS.Copy !req
287. ALL RIGHT, MEN.Copy !req
288. SAY HELLO TO ME PEARL.Copy !req
289. HELLO, POLE.Copy !req
290. HI, GUYS.Copy !req
291. IT MAKES ME
JOLLY AS A ROGERCopy !req
292. TO FINALLY HAVE YOUCopy !req
293. ABOARD
THE FAMILY BUSINESS.Copy !req
294. GREAT, DAD.Copy !req
295. BECAUSE I HAVE
SO MANY NEW IDEAS.Copy !req
296. I CAN SMELL THE MONEY ALREADY.Copy !req
297. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.Copy !req
298. WHAT'S IN THE BOX?Copy !req
299. IT'S A SURPRISE.Copy !req
300. I LIKE SURPRISES.Copy !req
301. CLOSE YOUR EYES.Copy !req
302. I'M READY!Copy !req
303. WELL, I LIKE IT SO FAR.Copy !req
304. TA-DA!Copy !req
305. IT'S THE NEW
KRUSTY CREW UNIFORM.Copy !req
306. I DESIGNED IT MYSELF.Copy !req
307. OKAY, THIS IS IT,
SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
308. NOW TELL HER
HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
ABOUT THAT UNIFORM.Copy !req
309. OKAY, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
310. PEARL...Copy !req
311. THIS IS THE GREATEST
UNIFORM EVER!Copy !req
312. FISHPASTE!Copy !req
313. OH, SPONGEBOB,
YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE.Copy !req
314. I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP.Copy !req
315. SORRY, PEARL, THIS ITEM'S
NOT ON THE MENU.Copy !req
316. WELL, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
POSSIBLE, SPONGEBOBCopy !req
317. BUT YOU LOOK EVEN MORE
RIDICULOUS THAN USUAL.Copy !req
318. DON'T BE JEALOUS,
UNCLE SQUIDDY.Copy !req
319. I MADE ONE
FOR YOU, TOO.Copy !req
320. DON'T BOTHER!Copy !req
321. ONLY A FOOL
WOULD WEAR THAT.Copy !req
322. AVAST YE, SHIPMATES!Copy !req
323. DON'T THESE
JUST SHIVER YOUR TIMBERS?Copy !req
324. GET THAT SUIT ON,
SAILOR!Copy !req
325. IT'S ALREADY BEEN
PAID FOR.Copy !req
326. RAGE.Copy !req
327. FURY.Copy !req
328. IRRITATION.Copy !req
329. HUMILIATION.Copy !req
330. SQUIDWARD IS
SUCH A BARNACLE.Copy !req
331. A STICK IN THE SAND.Copy !req
332. BUT NOT YOU, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
333. YOU ARE FULL OF STYLE.Copy !req
334. ME? REALLY?Copy !req
335. TOTALLY, S.B.Copy !req
336. YOU OOZE FASHION.Copy !req
337. AND I'VE GOT
SOME COMPLETELYCopy !req
338. CORAL CONCEPTS
FOR THIS OLD JOINT.Copy !req
339. I'M GOING
TO NEED SOMEONECopy !req
340. WITH YOUR KIND OF
TALENT TO HELP ME.Copy !req
341. WELL, I HAVE BEEN TRYING
TO GET MR. KRABSCopy !req
342. TO MAKE SOME CHANGES.Copy !req
343. WHY, WITH MY
GIRLISH INSTINCTSCopy !req
344. AND YOUR, UM...
SPONGINESS.Copy !req
345. WE'LL TURN THIS
WORN-OUT LUNCH WAGONCopy !req
346. INTO A TEENAGE
PARADISE.Copy !req
347. SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO YOU
LIKE BETTER—Copy !req
348. THE KUTIE KRAB
OR THE KOOKY KRAB?Copy !req
349. FOR WHAT, DARE I ASK?Copy !req
350. THE NEW NAME
FOR OUR NEW LOOK.Copy !req
351. I MEAN, "THE KRUSTY KRAB"
HAS GOT TO GO.Copy !req
352. WHO WANTS TO EAT AT A PLACE
THEY THINK IS CRUSTY?Copy !req
353. BLEH!Copy !req
354. SURE, IT'S A TERRIBLE NAMECopy !req
355. BUT THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLACE.Copy !req
356. SO THE NAME SHOULD BE
LEFT ALONE.Copy !req
357. RIGHT, SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
358. I GOT IT!Copy !req
359. HOW ABOUT
THE KHAOTIC KRAB?Copy !req
360. HMM... HOW ABOUT THE KISSY KRAB?Copy !req
361. THE KING KRAB?Copy !req
362. THE KANDY KRAB.Copy !req
363. THE KOOL KRAB.Copy !req
364. OR THE KOWBOY KRAB.Copy !req
365. THE KURLY KRAB.Copy !req
366. THE KREEPY KRAB.Copy !req
367. THE KILLER KRAB.Copy !req
368. NO.Copy !req
369. RIGHT, TOO SCARY.Copy !req
370. HMM...Copy !req
371. THE KUDDLY KRAB!Copy !req
372. OH, GOSH.Copy !req
373. GRR...Copy !req
374. IT'S A SHAME OLD MAN KRAB
SOLD THE KRUSTY KRAB.Copy !req
375. THAT'S A DARN SHAME.Copy !req
376. HEY, LADY!Copy !req
377. DO YOU KNOW
WHERE WE CAN GETCopy !req
378. SOMETHING TO EAT
AROUND HERE?Copy !req
379. THAT'S IT! I QUIT!Copy !req
380. EE...Copy !req
381. FINALLY!Copy !req
382. A COOL PLACE FOR TEENSCopy !req
383. TO JUST,
YOU KNOW, HANG OUT.Copy !req
384. PEARL, YOU'RE
A GENIUS.Copy !req
385. ALL THESE YOUNG,
HIP NEW CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
386. FOOEY ON SQUIDWARD!Copy !req
387. HE CAN'T KEEP UP
WITH THE TIMES.Copy !req
388. YOU'RE A TRUE
VISIONARY, PEARL.Copy !req
389. THANK YOU,
SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
390. I DO HAVE 20-20 VISION.Copy !req
391. WELL, HIP PEOPLE
HAVE TO EAT, TOO.Copy !req
392. BACK TO THE GRILL.Copy !req
393. THE CUSTOMERS MAY BE HOT,
BUT MY GRILL IS HOTTER.Copy !req
394. HISS...Copy !req
395. ORDER UP!Copy !req
396. TWO... SAL-LADS.Copy !req
397. NEVER HEARD OF IT.Copy !req
398. I GOT TO STAY HIP.Copy !req
399. I DON'T WANT TO END UP
LIKE SILLY OLD SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
400. BUT WHAT IN THE NAME
OF DAVY JONES'S LOCKERCopy !req
401. IS A SAL-LAD?Copy !req
402. HERE YOU GO!Copy !req
403. TWO SA-LADS!Copy !req
404. EWW, GROSS!Copy !req
405. THOSE AREN'T SALADS.Copy !req
406. TAKE THOSE BACK.Copy !req
407. REMOVE THE BUN,
THE PATTYCopy !req
408. AND THE CONDIMENTS.Copy !req
409. BUT THAT LEAVES
JUST LETTUCE AND TOMATO.Copy !req
410. EXACTLY.Copy !req
411. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
412. OKAY...Copy !req
413. NO BUNS.Copy !req
414. THAT'S HIP.Copy !req
415. NO PATTIES.Copy !req
416. HAPPENING!Copy !req
417. OH, YEAH...Copy !req
418. THAT'S DEFINITELY
THE COOLEST MEAL I EVER SAW.Copy !req
419. THIS IS SO COOL...Copy !req
420. TWO SALADS.Copy !req
421. THAT WAS AWFUL.Copy !req
422. I HOPE I NEVER
HAVE TO TEAR APARTCopy !req
423. A PERFECTLY GOOD CRABBY PATTY
EVER AGAIN.Copy !req
424. I DON'T THINK MY HEART
CAN TAKE IT.Copy !req
425. WHERE'S THE GRILL?Copy !req
426. COME ON, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
427. YOU'RE A HIP GUY.Copy !req
428. YOU KNOW FRIED FOODS
ARE O-U-T, OUT!Copy !req
429. BUT... RIGHT ON.Copy !req
430. CHECK OUT THIS NEW MENU
I CAME UP WITH.Copy !req
431. SALAD AND TEA.Copy !req
432. BUT WHERE ARE
THE CRABBY PATTIES?Copy !req
433. OH, SILLY, THOSE AREN'T HIP.Copy !req
434. OH, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING
THAT THING ANYMORE.Copy !req
435. BUT, BUT, BUT...Copy !req
436. I'VE GOT SOMETHING MORE FUN
FOR YOU TO DO ANYWAY.Copy !req
437. HEY, BUDDY,
YOU NEED A RIDE?Copy !req
438. I WAS JUST ON MY WAY
TO THE BIG DOOFUS CONVENTION.Copy !req
439. THIS IS HUMILIATING.Copy !req
440. I'M A FRY COOK, DARN IT!Copy !req
441. YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY SPATULACopy !req
442. BUT WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY
MY DIGNITYCopy !req
443. THAT'S WHEN I GET MAD!Copy !req
444. I'M GOING TO MARCH
RIGHT INTO MR. KRABS'S OFFICECopy !req
445. AND TELL HIM
THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH.Copy !req
446. OKAY, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
447. YOU CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
448. COME ON...Copy !req
449. MR. KRABS, COULD I TALK TO YOU?Copy !req
450. COME ON IN, ME BOY.Copy !req
451. HAVE A SEAT.Copy !req
452. THANKS, MR. KRABS.Copy !req
453. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
ME NEW OFFICE?Copy !req
454. PEARLY DESIGNED IT FOR ME.Copy !req
455. MR. KRABS, UM, I THINK
WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.Copy !req
456. ISN'T THAT THE NEATEST
$40 CHAIR YOU EVER SAT IN?Copy !req
457. MR. KRABS, I'VE GOT
SOME BAD NEWS.Copy !req
458. HOW ABOUT MY CUDDLY
EXECUTIVE BUDDY?Copy !req
459. REDUCES STRESS FOR ONLY
FIVE EASY PAYMENTS OF $9.95Copy !req
460. MR. KRABS, PEARL IS
RUINING THE KRUSTY KRAB!Copy !req
461. WHAT? WHY, PEARL IS
SAVINGTHE KRUSTY KRAB!Copy !req
462. I MEAN, THE KUDDLY KRAB.Copy !req
463. WHAT WOULD WE DO
WITHOUT THESE BEAUTIFULCopy !req
464. $20 SEA UNICORN
WALL HANGERS?Copy !req
465. HOW COULD WE HAVE EVER SURVIVED
WITHOUT THESE $35 HEART LIGHTS?Copy !req
466. HOW COULD WE GO ON WITHOUT
A SEA FERN ON EVERY LAST TABLE?Copy !req
467. IT'S HIP!Copy !req
468. IT'S CORAL!Copy !req
469. IT'S LOSING MONEY!Copy !req
470. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
471. BUT I CAN'T FIRE
ME PRIDE AND JOY.Copy !req
472. IT WOULD BREAK HER
FRAGILE LITTLE HEART.Copy !req
473. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
474. THERE, THERE,
MR. KRABS.Copy !req
475. I'M SURE
THERE'S ANOTHER WAY.Copy !req
476. THAT'S IT, BOY!Copy !req
477. WHAT'S IT?Copy !req
478. YOU COULD FIRE HER.Copy !req
479. IT'S OKAY
IF SHE HATES YOU.Copy !req
480. THAT'S NOT
WHAT I SAID, SIR.Copy !req
481. GREAT, THEN,
IT'S ALL SETTLED.Copy !req
482. YOU FIRE PEARLY.Copy !req
483. I'LL HIDE IN ME OFFICE.Copy !req
484. OOF!Copy !req
485. TOTALLY RUDE,
SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
486. PEARL, COULD I SEE YOU
IN THE KITCHEN?Copy !req
487. SURE, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
488. HOW AM I GOING TO
BREAK IT TO HER?Copy !req
489. I'VE NEVER FIRED ANYONE BEFORE.Copy !req
490. I JUST GOT TO SAY IT.Copy !req
491. PEARL, YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
492. OKAY, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
493. SPONGEBOB!Copy !req
494. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.Copy !req
495. NOTHING I DO IS WORKING.Copy !req
496. SURE IT IS, PEARL.Copy !req
497. LOOK AT ALL
THE HIP YOUNG PEOPLECopy !req
498. EATING SA-LADS.Copy !req
499. NO, DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
500. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET FIRED
SINCE DAY ONE.Copy !req
501. I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO LIKE
THIS PLACE TO PLEASE DADDY.Copy !req
502. THIS JOB IS CUTTING MAJORLY
INTO MY SOCIAL LIFE.Copy !req
503. OH, SPONGEBOB,
WHAT SHOULD I DO?Copy !req
504. I'VE GOT IT!Copy !req
505. I COULD PRETEND TO FIRE YOU.Copy !req
506. I'LL TAKE THE HEAT
FROM OLD MAN KRABS LATER.Copy !req
507. GOSH, YOU'D REALLY
DO THAT FOR ME?Copy !req
508. YOU'RE A GREAT PAL,
SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
509. HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?Copy !req
510. STOP TRYING TO
BREAK ME IN HALF?Copy !req
511. DEAL.Copy !req
512. OH, BOY, OH, BOY.Copy !req
513. OKAY, PEARL...Copy !req
514. WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS
CONVINCING.Copy !req
515. PEARL, I NEED TO HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU.Copy !req
516. OH, NO, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
517. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
BEAR TO LISTEN.Copy !req
518. IT'S NOT THAT YOU
HAVEN'T DONECopy !req
519. A GOOD JOB
AROUND HERE...Copy !req
520. OH! DON'T BE TOO HARD
ON HER NOW.Copy !req
521. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY?Copy !req
522. IT'S FOR THE BEST.Copy !req
523. WELL, WE FEEL
IT MIGHT BECopy !req
524. IN EVERYBODY'S
BEST INTEREST IF...Copy !req
525. I CAN'T LET HIM DO THIS.Copy !req
526. HUH?Copy !req
527. GET ON WITH IT, SPONGEBOB!Copy !req
528. PEARL, YOU'RE FIRED.Copy !req
529. AAH! OOH!Copy !req
530. THANKS, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
531. COME ON, GANG, THE MALL WAITS.Copy !req
532. HEY, MR. KRABS, I DID IT!Copy !req
533. OH, PEARLY...Copy !req
534. IS THAT A $20?Copy !req
535. OH, SPONGEBOB, HOW COULD WE
HAVE DONE SUCH A THINGCopy !req
536. TO ME OWN FLESH AND BLOOD?Copy !req
537. THERE, THERE,
MR. KRABS.Copy !req
538. PEARL TOOK IT
JUST FINE.Copy !req
539. IN FACT, SHE SEEMED
KIND OF HAPPY.Copy !req
540. REALLY?Copy !req
541. SHE'S OFF TO BIGGER
AND BETTER THINGS.Copy !req
542. THAT'S ME GIRL!Copy !req
543. TOUGH AS NAILS,
JUST LIKE HER OLD MAN.Copy !req
544. BUT HOW AM I GOING
TO GET MY MONEY BACKCopy !req
545. FOR ALL THIS STUFF?Copy !req
546. HMM...Copy !req
547. HOO, YEAH!Copy !req
548. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
549. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
550. ISN'T THIS GREAT, GARY?Copy !req
551. AND IT ONLY COST ME
ONE YEAR'S SALARY.Copy !req
552. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
553. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
554. Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]Copy !req