1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
6. Come on, SpongeBob,
it's quitting time.Copy !req
7. I've got a card
game tonight.Copy !req
8. Who are you playing
cards with, Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
9. I'm going over to the Chum
Bucket to play with Plankton.Copy !req
10. Plankton!Copy !req
11. But, Mr. Krabs,
he's your archenemy.Copy !req
12. He's been trying to steal the
Krabby Patty formula for years.Copy !req
13. Ouch.Copy !req
14. Why would you
play cards with him?Copy !req
15. Between you and meCopy !req
16. Plankton is the
worst card player
in Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
17. Why, I've been taking him
to the cleanersCopy !req
18. every Thursday night
for 15 years!Copy !req
19. I never lose!Copy !req
20. Taking him
to the cleaners—Copy !req
21. that's a hot one!Copy !req
22. How was the card
game, Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
23. I lost.Copy !req
24. Barnacles, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
25. How much money did you lose?Copy !req
26. I didn't lose any money.Copy !req
27. I lost...Copy !req
28. Don't tell me you lost
the Krusty Krab!Copy !req
29. I lost...Copy !req
30. Mr. KrabsCopy !req
31. please tell me
you didn't loseCopy !req
32. the Krabby Patty
secret formula!Copy !req
33. I... lost...Copy !req
34. you!Copy !req
35. What?Copy !req
36. I bet your contract and I lost.Copy !req
37. Good one, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
38. Well, I got to make
those Krabby Patties.Copy !req
39. D'oh!Copy !req
40. I'm afraid you
don't work here
anymore.Copy !req
41. Please tell me
this isn't a joke.Copy !req
42. Go on, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
43. Tell him.Copy !req
44. Tell him all about
your cruel, sick joke.Copy !req
45. As much as I love
cruel, sick jokesCopy !req
46. I'm afraid he's not joking.Copy !req
47. You work for me now, SpongeBob.Copy !req
48. Time to put on the official
Chum Bucket bucket helmet.Copy !req
49. But, Mr. KrabsCopy !req
50. I don't want
to work for him!Copy !req
51. I want to work
for youCopy !req
52. here at
the Krusty Krab!Copy !req
53. I'm sorry, boy!Copy !req
54. It's all
my fault!Copy !req
55. What kind of cold,
heartless personCopy !req
56. would break apart
such a loving relationship?Copy !req
57. I would!Copy !req
58. SpongeBob!Copy !req
59. Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
60. This is your
greatest blunder, Krabs.Copy !req
61. For 15 years I've been throwing
those card gamesCopy !req
62. just waiting for you
to slip up.Copy !req
63. I may not haveCopy !req
64. the precious
Krabby Patty formulaCopy !req
65. but I've got the next best
the guy who makes them!Copy !req
66. I'm going
to run youCopy !req
67. out of business,
Krabs.Copy !req
68. Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
69. SpongeBob!Copy !req
70. Can I have my arms back?Copy !req
71. Ay!Copy !req
72. What is this place?Copy !req
73. Okay, I'm readyCopy !req
74. for my Krabby Patty!Copy !req
75. Actually, uh,
Mr. Plankton, sirCopy !req
76. I haven't, uh...Copy !req
77. Perhaps you don't
understand.Copy !req
78. You work for me nowCopy !req
79. and as your
new bossCopy !req
80. I command you
to make me a patty
this instantCopy !req
81. or I'll be forced
to remove your brainCopy !req
82. and implant it
in my robot chef.Copy !req
83. So get cooking.Copy !req
84. The sign
says "kitchen"Copy !req
85. but my heart says "jail."Copy !req
86. ♪ Without you...Copy !req
87. What is he doing?Copy !req
88. All these tears?Copy !req
89. And the show tunes?Copy !req
90. Why isn't he making the patties?Copy !req
91. Forget it!Copy !req
92. I'm going
with Plan B.Copy !req
93. I'll put his brainCopy !req
94. in the
robot chef.Copy !req
95. You know that
never works.Copy !req
96. The answer is obvious.Copy !req
97. To get to the SpongeBobCopy !req
98. you must show him compassion
and understanding.Copy !req
99. Then he'll give you
what you want.Copy !req
100. Will you be quiet?Copy !req
101. I'm thinking!Copy !req
102. I've got it!Copy !req
103. To get to the SpongeBobCopy !req
104. I'll show him compassion
and understanding.Copy !req
105. Then he'll give me what I want.Copy !req
106. Hi.Copy !req
107. I'm sorry, Plankton!Copy !req
108. I'm trying my best!Copy !req
109. I'm not used
to cooking this way.Copy !req
110. Please don't take
my brain out!Copy !req
111. Hold it, SpongeBob.Copy !req
112. I'm capable
of compassionCopy !req
113. and understanding.Copy !req
114. Really?Copy !req
115. Then let me go back
to the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
116. Let's not get carried away.Copy !req
117. Now, what can I do
to make you more comfortableCopy !req
118. here at the Chum Bucket?Copy !req
119. Well, I usually
cook on a grill.Copy !req
120. You got it!Copy !req
121. Well, it wasn't easy,
but here it is:Copy !req
122. one old frying grill.Copy !req
123. How about we try it out?Copy !req
124. Uh, it's just that...Copy !req
125. I'm used to the grill
facing that way.Copy !req
126. Say no more.Copy !req
127. I'll take care
of everything.Copy !req
128. How about here?Copy !req
129. A little more
to the left.Copy !req
130. How's this,
SpongeBob?Copy !req
131. Move it over
a little more.Copy !req
132. Here?Copy !req
133. Keep going.Copy !req
134. Here?Copy !req
135. Almost!Copy !req
136. That's it.Copy !req
137. Just a little
more...Copy !req
138. Perfect!
Right there!Copy !req
139. I don't know.Copy !req
140. Something still
doesn't feel right.Copy !req
141. Just a few more
steps, SpongeBob.Copy !req
142. Okay, go ahead,
take it off.Copy !req
143. It's an exact replica
of the Krusty Krab kitchen!Copy !req
144. It is an exact replica.Copy !req
145. Here's the sink!Copy !req
146. The greasy fryers!Copy !req
147. The squeaky floorboards!Copy !req
148. And that thing!Copy !req
149. One Krabby Patty
coming up, Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
150. Oh, Mr. Krabs...Copy !req
151. Don't cry, SpongeBob.Copy !req
152. I'll show you it's much better
working for me.Copy !req
153. Is there anything
that old skinflint KrabsCopy !req
154. wouldn't let you have?Copy !req
155. Well, there is one thing
I've always wanted.Copy !req
156. Wow!Copy !req
157. So, now do you
have everything
you needCopy !req
158. to make some
Krabby Patties?Copy !req
159. Well...Copy !req
160. Are you ready to
make some patties?Copy !req
161. Wait till I finish
my ice cream!Copy !req
162. How about
those patties?Copy !req
163. Faster, faster!Copy !req
164. Faster!Copy !req
165. "And then the littlest
sea elf said..."Copy !req
166. Huh?Copy !req
167. Steady, Plankton.Copy !req
168. It's all going
to pay off soon enough.Copy !req
169. Hey there,
sleepyhead.Copy !req
170. What do you say?Copy !req
171. All that preparation
is making me hungry.Copy !req
172. Me, too!Copy !req
173. You know what
would hit the spot?Copy !req
174. Why don't you whip us up
some Krabby Patties?Copy !req
175. Mmm, I'm kind of
in the mood for tacos.Copy !req
176. Good one, SpongeBob.Copy !req
177. But really, go ahead
and make us some patties.Copy !req
178. Nah, I don't really
feel like it.Copy !req
179. But I don't
understand.Copy !req
180. You have the grill
and the spatulaCopy !req
181. and the comfy chair.Copy !req
182. I rubbed your putrid feet!Copy !req
183. Tell you what, half-pint,
why not ask me later?Copy !req
184. I command you
to make me a patty this instant!Copy !req
185. No!
Don't back-
sass me!Copy !req
186. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
187. What?Copy !req
188. That's it, mister.Copy !req
189. You just lost
your brain privileges.Copy !req
190. Finished.Copy !req
191. SpongeBob, come in here.Copy !req
192. Or should I say
RobotBobCopy !req
193. SpongeChefPants?Copy !req
194. I put the brain
in the robot, you know.Copy !req
195. You shouldn't have been
a spoiled brat.Copy !req
196. You see, I always get
what I wantCopy !req
197. and I want you to make me
a Krabby Patty!Copy !req
198. Why don't you
ask me later?Copy !req
199. What?Copy !req
200. What?Copy !req
201. Get welded.Copy !req
202. Wait!Copy !req
203. I command youCopy !req
204. make me
a Krabby Patty!Copy !req
205. I don't want to.Copy !req
206. Well, old girl, this looks
like our final chapter.Copy !req
207. Huh?Copy !req
208. I can't take
any more.Copy !req
209. You've got to
take that yellow
nightmare back!Copy !req
210. It's not worth it!Copy !req
211. I'm better offCopy !req
212. stealing a Krabby Patty
fair and square.Copy !req
213. Um... well,
a deal's a deal,
Plankton.Copy !req
214. He's your headache now.Copy !req
215. Oh, please
have mercy, Krabs!Copy !req
216. I'll do anything.Copy !req
217. I beg of you!Copy !req
218. How about you
give me 50 bucksCopy !req
219. and I'll take him
off your hands?Copy !req
220. It's a deal!Copy !req
221. I cheated anyway.Copy !req
222. Now, begone with you,
you puny pest!Copy !req
223. Thank you!Copy !req
224. Ouch.Copy !req
225. My brain and I are gladCopy !req
226. to be back, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
227. Good to have
you back, lad!Copy !req
228. Now, get
to those patties!Copy !req
229. The lunch rush
is a-coming!Copy !req
230. I don't feel
like it.Copy !req
231. Why don't you ask
me later, Krabby?Copy !req
232. I mean, I'm working
all day for free—Copy !req
233. my treat.Copy !req
234. That's what
I thought you said.Copy !req
235. Well, well, what is this?Copy !req
236. Ah, the artist at sea.Copy !req
237. Let us watch and see
the fruits of his struggle.Copy !req
238. Oh, it seems
as if inspiration has struck.Copy !req
239. The pencil, what...?Copy !req
240. The artist has learnedCopy !req
241. the first lesson of the sea:
Always bring a spare pencil.Copy !req
242. No!Copy !req
243. Okay, ready, Patrick?Copy !req
244. One...Copy !req
245. Two...Copy !req
246. Three!
Three!Copy !req
247. Scissors beats
paper, Patrick.Copy !req
248. One...Copy !req
249. Two...Copy !req
250. Three.Copy !req
251. Patrick, how come
you always do paper?Copy !req
252. What is that
thing, SpongeBob?Copy !req
253. It looks like
a giant pencil.Copy !req
254. Go touch it.Copy !req
255. It is a giant
pencil, Patrick.Copy !req
256. Let's draw some
giant pictures with it.Copy !req
257. What you drawing?Copy !req
258. Stand back, Patrick,
I can't drawCopy !req
259. with you breathing
down my neck.Copy !req
260. Artists.Copy !req
261. It's a jellyfish.Copy !req
262. Pretty good, SpongeBobCopy !req
263. but it's lacking
basic constructionCopy !req
264. and your
perspectiveCopy !req
265. leaves a lot
to be desired.Copy !req
266. Huh, everybody's a critic.Copy !req
267. SpongeBob,
your drawing's
coming to life!Copy !req
268. Ha, ha, that's more like it,
Mr. Critic.Copy !req
269. No, I mean it's
swimming away!Copy !req
270. Do you know what
this means, Patrick?Copy !req
271. Your art can never
hang in a museum.Copy !req
272. It means we found
a magic pencil!Copy !req
273. Now all I need is
a magic moustacheCopy !req
274. and all my dreams
will have come true.Copy !req
275. Coming right up.Copy !req
276. Life is good!Copy !req
277. Easy come,
easy go.Copy !req
278. Squidward, if you had some hairCopy !req
279. you'd be the most gorgeous
creature in the sea!Copy !req
280. You've got looks, talent—Copy !req
281. all you need
is a full head of...Copy !req
282. hair!Copy !req
283. My turn!Copy !req
284. Be careful, Patrick.Copy !req
285. Being an artist is
a heavy responsibility.Copy !req
286. Each work of art is like a child
and must be treated as such.Copy !req
287. Come on, I was just
going to draw a cartoon!Copy !req
288. Okay, why didn't
you say so?Copy !req
289. Hey, another
jellyfish!Copy !req
290. It's Squidward, silly!Copy !req
291. It's kind of
creepy-looking
when it moves.Copy !req
292. Ooh, you're right,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
293. We can't let him
go to town!Copy !req
294. Poor Squidward.Copy !req
295. Hey!Copy !req
296. My brain just
hatched an idea.Copy !req
297. This is going to be classic.Copy !req
298. I think I fancy a stroll
around the park.Copy !req
299. ♪ Oh, Squidward!Copy !req
300. What do you want...Copy !req
301. Hello, what's this?Copy !req
302. Someone left me
some money for a perm.Copy !req
303. Come to Hairy!Copy !req
304. Ow!Copy !req
305. SpongeBob!Copy !req
306. Oh, my hair!Copy !req
307. SpongeBob!Copy !req
308. Wait.Copy !req
309. I've got
another idea.Copy !req
310. This'll be the ultimate prank.Copy !req
311. I'll draw me, and when
Squidward answers the doorCopy !req
312. it won't be me!Copy !req
313. Aw, look at him.Copy !req
314. Ain't he a doll?Copy !req
315. All he needs is a tie.Copy !req
316. Ready for action!Copy !req
317. He's going to the door!Copy !req
318. He's knocking on the door.Copy !req
319. Squidward's
answering the
door, and...Copy !req
320. Oh, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
321. He's beating up
Squidward!Copy !req
322. Doodle Boy, stop!Copy !req
323. He's got the pencil.Copy !req
324. What have I done?Copy !req
325. We've got to find him.Copy !req
326. Where could he
possibly be?Copy !req
327. Maybe he'sCopy !req
328. in that poorly
drawn pineapple.Copy !req
329. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
330. I'm not going
in there.Copy !req
331. Come on, Patrick,
I'm right behind you.Copy !req
332. Baby steps.Copy !req
333. Almost there...Copy !req
334. What just
happened?Copy !req
335. Come on, Patrick,
give me a boost up.Copy !req
336. Can't we just
stay down here
where it's safe?Copy !req
337. No way.Copy !req
338. I created
this monsterCopy !req
339. and I've got
to stop him.Copy !req
340. See what I mean,
Patrick?Copy !req
341. Where's the leak,
ma'am?Copy !req
342. You okay, Patrick?Copy !req
343. Finland!Copy !req
344. There he is.Copy !req
345. He's hideous.Copy !req
346. He makes me sick
just looking at him.Copy !req
347. Those big bulgy eyesCopy !req
348. that square body,
those two buck teethCopy !req
349. and that stupid tie!Copy !req
350. Oh, but it looks good
on you, SpongeBob!Copy !req
351. He's putting down the pencil.Copy !req
352. This is our chance.Copy !req
353. On the count of threeCopy !req
354. we'll jump out
and surprise him.Copy !req
355. Oh, boy, a
surprise party!Copy !req
356. Is it his birthday?Copy !req
357. Patrick, Patrick!Copy !req
358. Do something!Copy !req
359. Happy birthday!Copy !req
360. Here's your
present.Copy !req
361. You're welcome.Copy !req
362. Hold it right
there, Doodle.Copy !req
363. I brought you into this worldCopy !req
364. and now I'm going
to take you out.Copy !req
365. Any last words?Copy !req
366. I'm... I'm sorry,
what was that?Copy !req
367. Hold still,
Doodle.Copy !req
368. This is for your own good!Copy !req
369. Take that, and this, and thisCopy !req
370. and that, and this, that, this,
that, this, that...Copy !req
371. I am SpongeBob,
destroyer of evil!Copy !req
372. Take it easy—Copy !req
373. it's just
a drawing.Copy !req
374. Well, that takes care
of that, eh, Patrick?Copy !req
375. Done and done.Copy !req
376. Gee, Gary, you should
have been there.Copy !req
377. It sure was exciting.Copy !req
378. But you know, I kind of miss
the little doodle.Copy !req
379. He was like a son to me.Copy !req
380. But I am glad that
things are back to normal.Copy !req
381. Well, good night, sweet prince.Copy !req
382. Good night, magic pencil.Copy !req
383. Oh, hey, magic pencil.Copy !req
384. What are you doing up?Copy !req
385. Drawing yourself
a glass of water?Copy !req
386. DoodleBob!Copy !req
387. No hard feelings, right?Copy !req
388. What do you think
you're doing, Doodle?Copy !req
389. You Doodle!Copy !req
390. Me SpongeBob!Copy !req
391. Huh?Copy !req
392. Be careful with that thing.Copy !req
393. Who knows what
will happen?Copy !req
394. I knows.Copy !req
395. Very funny, Doodle.Copy !req
396. Now it's
my turn.Copy !req
397. Well, Doodle,
it looks like this...Copy !req
398. is a draw.Copy !req
399. You've made your point.Copy !req
400. No matter, I was voted
"most artistic" in high school.Copy !req
401. Ouch! You're going
to pay for that!Copy !req
402. Uh, maybe it was
"most clumsy."Copy !req
403. Huh?Copy !req
404. Huh?Copy !req
405. Paper!Copy !req
406. Page for
Mr. Doodle!Copy !req
407. Hey, SpongeBobCopy !req
408. what's with
all the ruckus?Copy !req
409. Take a look
for yourself, Patrick.Copy !req
410. It's the evil doodle!Copy !req
411. No, no, not evil.Copy !req
412. He was just
a two-dimensional creatureCopy !req
413. lost in our three-dimensional
aquatic worldCopy !req
414. longing for a purpose.Copy !req
415. So... he's a drawing?Copy !req
416. Exactly.Copy !req
417. See how happy he is?Copy !req
418. He still looks
kind of creepy.Copy !req
419. O great magic pencilCopy !req
420. your powers are too mighty
for us ocean dwellersCopy !req
421. so I will send you backCopy !req
422. to the magic kingdom
from where you came.Copy !req
423. Are you ready, Patrick?Copy !req
424. Ready!Copy !req
425. We rejoin the artist
in a creative slump.Copy !req
426. Huh, what's... what's this?Copy !req
427. My pencil!Copy !req
428. Oh...Copy !req
429. The second most important ruleCopy !req
430. for the artist at sea:
Always bring a pencil sharpener.Copy !req
431. No!Copy !req
432. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
433. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req