1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
6. You know, SpongeBob...Copy !req
7. sometimes it's nice
to hang up my hang gliderCopy !req
8. and just watch the clouds
roll by.Copy !req
9. Yep. And just relax.Copy !req
10. Yeah...Copy !req
11. relax.Copy !req
12. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
You know what that
cloud looks like?Copy !req
13. What?Copy !req
14. A flower.Copy !req
15. They all look like flowers,
SpongeBob... all the time.Copy !req
16. They sure do.Copy !req
17. You know, normally
I'd offer to race youCopy !req
18. to the top
of Coral CliffsCopy !req
19. but I don't
want to miss outCopy !req
20. on a second of this
beautiful beauty.Copy !req
21. Me either.Copy !req
22. Who wants to get
all dirty anyway?Copy !req
23. Yeah... and sweaty.Copy !req
24. Besides, I think we know
who'd get to the top first.Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. Me.Copy !req
27. That's funny, Sandy.Copy !req
28. It sounded
like you saidCopy !req
29. you could beat me
in a climbing contest.Copy !req
30. 'Course I can!Copy !req
31. I'm a squirrel!Copy !req
32. See!Copy !req
33. I thought that meant
you were nuts.Copy !req
34. Nope. It means I'm
a natural born climber!Copy !req
35. I'm from the surface worldCopy !req
36. and nothing prepares you
for climbingCopy !req
37. like growing up
on good old dry land.Copy !req
38. Land-shmand!Copy !req
39. It's all about
finger strength, baby.Copy !req
40. And if there's anything
we've got plenty of down hereCopy !req
41. it's finger strength.Copy !req
42. What do you say to that,
Miss Mittens?Copy !req
43. I say I'm already
halfway there!Copy !req
44. Aah!Copy !req
45. No fair, Sandy!Copy !req
46. You got a head start!Copy !req
47. Sorry, SpongeBob!Copy !req
48. That's the way
the coral crumbles!Copy !req
49. Hey!Copy !req
50. Ohh!Copy !req
51. You did that on purpose!Copy !req
52. Yeah, but this is a accident.Copy !req
53. Aah!Copy !req
54. Too bad you forgot
your umbrella.Copy !req
55. Well, it's about time
you showed up.Copy !req
56. But you were...
I saw you... I...Copy !req
57. I want a rematch!Copy !req
58. First one to the Krusty Krab
is the winner.Copy !req
59. Ain't no way
a sea critterCopy !req
60. can run faster
than a land critter!Copy !req
61. I can underwater.Copy !req
62. I'm...Copy !req
63. hydrodynamically designed!Copy !req
64. Think you can win
a fair raceCopy !req
65. in that clunky
tin tube?Copy !req
66. Why don't you ask
my be-hind?Copy !req
67. That is...
if you can catch it.Copy !req
68. What do you say to that,
Hydropants?Copy !req
69. I say, I'm already
halfway there...Copy !req
70. halfway there...Copy !req
71. halfway there...
halfway there...Copy !req
72. Hey!Copy !req
73. Thanks for the face lift!Copy !req
74. You see, I told you
you didn't have a...Copy !req
75. There you are!Copy !req
76. Ain't that just
like a land creatureCopy !req
77. to keep a sea creature...Copy !req
78. waiting!Copy !req
79. I thought y'all
wanted a rematch!Copy !req
80. I did! And I took
a head start like you did!Copy !req
81. I was just funnin'
with ya that time!Copy !req
82. But I guess all y'all underwater
don't have to play fair!Copy !req
83. I guess we don't,
air breather!Copy !req
84. Water sucker!Copy !req
85. Tree climber!Copy !req
86. Gulf streamer.Copy !req
87. Kite flier!Copy !req
88. Chum chewer!Copy !req
89. Take that back, you...
not... wet... person.Copy !req
90. Aha! You can't
even come up
with another name!Copy !req
91. That proves it!Copy !req
92. Proves what?Copy !req
93. That land critters are
better than sea critters.Copy !req
94. Better at what?Copy !req
95. Oh, durn near everything,
I guess.Copy !req
96. Cattle ropin and pie eatin'
and wood choppin'Copy !req
97. and flyin'.Copy !req
98. What's she
blabbering about?Copy !req
99. She says land creatures
are best.Copy !req
100. Only 'cause
it's true.Copy !req
101. We're best at horseridin'
and fur stylin' and rowin'.Copy !req
102. Y'all got us licked in swimmin'Copy !req
103. but we got corn shuckin'Copy !req
104. and hay bailin'
and barn raisin'Copy !req
105. and... fishin'!Copy !req
106. And name callin'
fer sure.Copy !req
107. And drowning!
Don't forget drowning!Copy !req
108. Good one, Squidward!
Whoo!Copy !req
109. Not on your life,
sport.Copy !req
110. I'll admit.Copy !req
111. You've got some pretty
good moves, for a squirrel.Copy !req
112. But you're still
just a land creature.Copy !req
113. Squirrels can do
anything they want to!Copy !req
114. I bet you can't eat a Krabby
Double Deluxe in one bite.Copy !req
115. Ah...Copy !req
116. Give me that!Copy !req
117. They don't call me Cheeks
for nothin'.Copy !req
118. Well, that's just one thing.Copy !req
119. Can you do this?Copy !req
120. Everyone in my family
can do that!Copy !req
121. Uh... uh...Copy !req
122. How about this, huh?Copy !req
123. Can you reproduce by budding?Copy !req
124. Can ya?Copy !req
125. Can ya?Copy !req
126. Can ya?Copy !req
127. Can ya?Copy !req
128. No!Copy !req
129. Most importantlyCopy !req
130. can you do this?Copy !req
131. Well, what would I want to doCopy !req
132. any of that dumb stuff
for anyway?Copy !req
133. Admit it, Sandy—Copy !req
134. you can't do anything
us sea creatures can do!Copy !req
135. In fact, if it wasn't
for that suitCopy !req
136. you couldn't even
live down here!Copy !req
137. Well, you don't...Copy !req
138. I don't need to...Copy !req
139. Grr...Copy !req
140. I'll show y'all!Copy !req
141. I don't need this suit!Copy !req
142. Yah!Copy !req
143. And I don't need
this helmet neither!Copy !req
144. Neptune preserve her!Copy !req
145. How long can she
stay like that?Copy !req
146. I don't know.Copy !req
147. Sandy's a girl?Copy !req
148. Wow, Sandy.Copy !req
149. You sure proved us wrong.Copy !req
150. I guess land creatures
are better.Copy !req
151. At least, until they need
to breathe...Copy !req
152. Yep, won't be long now.Copy !req
153. Feeling lightheaded yet?Copy !req
154. Uh-uh.Copy !req
155. Remember this?Copy !req
156. It's free!Copy !req
157. Stop laughin' at me!Copy !req
158. I knew it!Copy !req
159. There was no way
some "airhead"Copy !req
160. was going to win anything
against a water breather!Copy !req
161. Airhead...Copy !req
162. Huh?Copy !req
163. Sea creatures rule...!Copy !req
164. Water! Water! Water!Copy !req
165. All right,
all right.Copy !req
166. You had your
little laugh.Copy !req
167. But now
it's my turn!Copy !req
168. Y'all think you're
such hot stuff, don't ya?Copy !req
169. Swimmin' around with
your fancy gills 'n such!Copy !req
170. But none of you wet heads
would last a minute on my turf.Copy !req
171. Dry land!Copy !req
172. Do we have to wear
pickle jars?Copy !req
173. Nope, nothin' but the clothes
on your backs!Copy !req
174. One minute?
No problem... landy!Copy !req
175. Well, so are you going or not?Copy !req
176. Uh... well... we... uh...Copy !req
177. Actually... uh...
you know... uh...Copy !req
178. We can't... uh...
because...Copy !req
179. We're... late
for... um...Copy !req
180. Our fitting!Copy !req
181. Oh, you mean
for your chicken costumes?Copy !req
182. Hey... we are not chicken!Copy !req
183. My popcorn!Copy !req
184. Yeah, we're not chicken,
we'll do it.Copy !req
185. There! Mission accomplished!Copy !req
186. Look, unless you can stay above
water for one measly minuteCopy !req
187. you forfeit the contestCopy !req
188. and prove that land creatures
are better than sea creatures!Copy !req
189. No way, San-day.Copy !req
190. We can take on
your challenge.Copy !req
191. Yeah!Copy !req
192. We're not afraid of
your dumb old land.Copy !req
193. Yeah!Copy !req
194. We're sea creatures!Copy !req
195. Yeah!Copy !req
196. Okay.Copy !req
197. Well, this is it.Copy !req
198. Wait, boy!Copy !req
199. Make it last.Copy !req
200. Thanks, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
201. Okay...Copy !req
202. Here I go!Copy !req
203. Hey... this isn't so bad!Copy !req
204. We can do this!Copy !req
205. Hey, Patrick, come on up!Copy !req
206. The air is fine!Copy !req
207. I'm gonna do it quick
and get it over with.Copy !req
208. Cannonball...!Copy !req
209. Hey, I lost my trunks!Copy !req
210. Hi, SpongeBob!Copy !req
211. All right, Pat!
You made it!Copy !req
212. Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
213. Come on up,
Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
214. All ashore that's goin' ashore,
Mr. Squidward!Copy !req
215. Land... ho!Copy !req
216. Lookin' good,
Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
217. Yeah, whoo-hoo!Copy !req
218. Come on,
Squidward!Copy !req
219. You're missing
all the dry.Copy !req
220. Come on,
Squidward!Copy !req
221. Squidward! Squidward!Copy !req
222. Well, I'll do it...
but I won't like it.Copy !req
223. Squidward! Squidward! Squid...Copy !req
224. What?Copy !req
225. Well, here we are!Copy !req
226. This is pretty easy!Copy !req
227. I may keep a second rock
up here!Copy !req
228. Once you get your land legs,
it's not so bad!Copy !req
229. We're the mastersCopy !req
230. of land and sea!Copy !req
231. Hey, it's a local. Hi!Copy !req
232. We're from underwater!Copy !req
233. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?Copy !req
234. Three, two, one...Copy !req
235. Well, tan my fur!Copy !req
236. They made it!Copy !req
237. Better go congratulate them!Copy !req
238. SpongeBob?Copy !req
239. Patrick?Copy !req
240. Hmm, where did those
critters get to?Copy !req
241. Holy Guacamole!Copy !req
242. You can't eat my friends,
you rats with wings!Copy !req
243. Hi-yah!Copy !req
244. Uh, thanks for
saving us, Sandy.Copy !req
245. You know everyone's
best at something.Copy !req
246. But no one's best
at everything.Copy !req
247. Sorry I made you take off
your helmet, Sandy.Copy !req
248. Sorry I made you go up
on dry land, SpongeBob.Copy !req
249. Three cheers for feeling
sorry for ourselves!Copy !req
250. Hip-hip...Copy !req
251. Hooray!Copy !req
252. Hip-hip...Copy !req
253. Hooray!Copy !req
254. Hip-hip...Copy !req
255. Hooray...Copy !req
256. Ah... the Bikini Bottom Zoo
is having its annual free day.Copy !req
257. Free balloons...Copy !req
258. free drinks...Copy !req
259. free light bulbs?Copy !req
260. Aha!Copy !req
261. Top 'o the mornin', boys!Copy !req
262. Whew! Next stop.. gift shop.Copy !req
263. There it is—
Oyster Stadium.Copy !req
264. Not only do they haveCopy !req
265. the largest oyster
held in captivityCopy !req
266. it also does tricks.Copy !req
267. He spits a giant pearlCopy !req
268. 100 feet in the airCopy !req
269. like a cannon ball!Copy !req
270. Why are we hanging around
watching a cheap imitation?Copy !req
271. Let's get over there!Copy !req
272. This is the greatest day
of our lives!Copy !req
273. This is the greatest
day of our lives?Copy !req
274. Boring.Copy !req
275. You're right, Patrick,
we came to see...Copy !req
276. pearls 100 feet in the air!
Right?Copy !req
277. I'll try my oyster call.Copy !req
278. Well, I'm outta here.Copy !req
279. Thanks for nothin',
SpongeBob.Copy !req
280. Come on, come on,
wake up already!Copy !req
281. I think it's working!Copy !req
282. Hey, Patrick, it's waking up!Copy !req
283. Oh boy, did I miss it?Copy !req
284. No, the show's
about to begin...Copy !req
285. What's wrong
with Clamu?Copy !req
286. Easy, girl, it's me,
Joe, remember?Copy !req
287. Now, this is a show!Copy !req
288. MAN
Attention, zoo patrons.Copy !req
289. Clamu The Giant Oyster
is on an emotional rampage!Copy !req
290. Please scream and
run around in circles.Copy !req
291. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
292. You boys better get
out of this area, pronto!Copy !req
293. There's nothing
more dangerousCopy !req
294. than an emotionally
disturbed oyster.Copy !req
295. You didn't do anythingCopy !req
296. that might have caused
this tragedy, did you?Copy !req
297. Uh...Copy !req
298. No way! Only a jerk
would upset a gentle giant.Copy !req
299. Right, SpongeBob?Copy !req
300. Right.Copy !req
301. Man, if I ever see
the guy who upset ClamuCopy !req
302. I'd have a few choice words
for him, like...Copy !req
303. "you"... and... "are"...
and... "a jerk!"Copy !req
304. Are you sure you didn't see
anything suspicious?Copy !req
305. I already said I didn't,
Patrick, sheesh!Copy !req
306. Hey, lets investigate
this crimeCopy !req
307. and catch the lowlife
who's responsible.Copy !req
308. Give it a rest, Patrick!Copy !req
309. There's no crime
to investigateCopy !req
310. Now go home!Copy !req
311. Stupid Patrick...
I didn't do anything wrong!Copy !req
312. Aw, what am I getting
so worked up about?Copy !req
313. I'm sure that by tomorrowCopy !req
314. this whole ugly mess
will be a funny memoryCopy !req
315. Our top storyCopy !req
316. giant oyster has
its feelings hurt!Copy !req
317. The only clue
that could be foundCopy !req
318. was this lone peanut!Copy !req
319. And as you can hear,
the oyster continuesCopy !req
320. to emit its horrible cryCopy !req
321. A cry so powerful, it can
be heard around the worldCopy !req
322. A cry that not only
breaks the sound barrierCopy !req
323. it breaks the hearts
of our citizens!Copy !req
324. What kind of cruel,
careless, evil personCopy !req
325. would deliberately upset one of
Neptune's most gentle creatures?Copy !req
326. Aah!Copy !req
327. No, Gary! How would I know
anything about the oyster?Copy !req
328. Defensive? I'm not
being defensive!Copy !req
329. Barnacles! What is this,
20 questions or something?Copy !req
330. This is getting
a little out of hand.Copy !req
331. All I did was throw a peanut.Copy !req
332. I didn't mean
to make the oyster cry!Copy !req
333. I just wanted to see it
perform spectacular stunts!Copy !req
334. Aw, everyone's going to hate me!Copy !req
335. I, I need some advice.Copy !req
336. Now, let's see now...Copy !req
337. who could never hate me
no matter what I do?Copy !req
338. Squidward!Copy !req
339. Squidward! Oh Squidward!Copy !req
340. SpongeBob! Do you have
to knock so loudly?Copy !req
341. Sorry, neighbor!Copy !req
342. Oh... that
overgrown clamCopy !req
343. is giving me
a headache!Copy !req
344. I can't even take
my afternoon
beauty nap!Copy !req
345. Funny thing you should
mention that old oysterCopy !req
346. Because I... uh...
was kind wondering, um...Copy !req
347. Let's say I know this guyCopy !req
348. who may have something
to do with the oyster.Copy !req
349. You know the guy who did it?Copy !req
350. Oh, this is great!Copy !req
351. You and I can go
turn him in!Copy !req
352. And then I'll get so much sleep,
I'll be gorgeous!Copy !req
353. Um, actually, I...
I'm just talking hypothetically.Copy !req
354. You don't
know who did it?Copy !req
355. Well, um, I, uh, no!Copy !req
356. Squidward?Copy !req
357. Gotcha!Copy !req
358. Aah!Copy !req
359. Where were you
on the day of today?Copy !req
360. Don't play games
with me, mister!Copy !req
361. Hey, Patrick,
what are you doing?Copy !req
362. Oh hi, SpongeBob!Copy !req
363. I'm just continuing
my investigationCopy !req
364. of the great Clamu Caper!Copy !req
365. Um... have you found out
anything?Copy !req
366. Yes!Copy !req
367. No, wait... um... no.Copy !req
368. But this grain of sand
looks pretty suspiciousCopy !req
369. and so does this rock!Copy !req
370. And I've got a few questions
for this little piece of grass!Copy !req
371. Don't worry, SpongeBob,
Patrick's on the case!Copy !req
372. The truth will be
revealed!Copy !req
373. I'd better go see Sandy,
she'll know what to do!Copy !req
374. Ohh, I can't stand it anymore!Copy !req
375. That poor,
poor critter!Copy !req
376. What kind of
inconsiderate personCopy !req
377. would upset
such a gentle creature?Copy !req
378. Uh, that's kind of what I
wanted to talk to you about...Copy !req
379. Why, when I find out who caused
that oyster so much painCopy !req
380. No more jiggery pokery!Copy !req
381. Now, what was it you wanted
to talk about, SpongeBob?Copy !req
382. Hey, SpongeBob, how come
you're all twitchy like that?Copy !req
383. Twitchy? Twitchy?
Who's twitchy?Copy !req
384. I'm not twitchy!Copy !req
385. Sorry, Sandy,
I have to um, um...Copy !req
386. go get my hair cut.Copy !req
387. SpongeBob doesn't have hair...Copy !req
388. or does he?Copy !req
389. Hey, SpongeBob!Copy !req
390. This is it!Copy !req
391. All of the clues
are coming together!Copy !req
392. I followed these footprints
right to this exact spotCopy !req
393. and then, right
where you're standing...Copy !req
394. I found this bag
of peanuts! Ha!Copy !req
395. Oh, I'm so close
to solving this crimeCopy !req
396. I can almost taste it!Copy !req
397. Mmm...Copy !req
398. Boy, crime-fighting
sure makes me hungryCopy !req
399. and this
yellow Popsicle
hits the spot!Copy !req
400. Okay, uh, good luck
with all that, PatrickCopy !req
401. and, uh...
I'll see you later!Copy !req
402. Open up!
This is the police!Copy !req
403. Uh, uh, just a second!Copy !req
404. Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?Copy !req
405. Y-y-yes?Copy !req
406. Put those eyeballs
back in your head, son.Copy !req
407. We've got a few
questions for you.Copy !req
408. Were you at the zooCopy !req
409. on the day of the
oyster incident?Copy !req
410. Um, um, um, yes!Copy !req
411. Did you, or did you not
take partCopy !req
412. in various activities
of zoo-time merriment?Copy !req
413. Yes...Copy !req
414. And are you familiar with...
this peanut?Copy !req
415. Yes!Copy !req
416. Just one more question...Copy !req
417. Is it true that you were
at the oyster's lairCopy !req
418. with a Mr. Patrick Star?Copy !req
419. Yes! Yes! It's true!Copy !req
420. It's all true!Copy !req
421. The merriment,
the peanut...Copy !req
422. the Patrick!Copy !req
423. That's all we need to know, son!Copy !req
424. Let's book him!Copy !req
425. Wow, you guys are good!Copy !req
426. I'm the last person
I would have suspectedCopy !req
427. but I was looking for me
all the time!Copy !req
428. It's the perfect crime!Copy !req
429. Yeah, yeah, tell it
to the judge, pinky!Copy !req
430. Oh no! Patrick's too sensitive
for the big house!Copy !req
431. Wait, stop!Copy !req
432. I'm the one you want!Copy !req
433. I am the criminal!Copy !req
434. Hey, everybody, let's
throw peanuts at himCopy !req
435. and see how he likes it!Copy !req
436. I get what I deserve!Copy !req
437. Ouch!Copy !req
438. Wait!Copy !req
439. Hold your peanuts!Copy !req
440. Patrick Star is innocent!Copy !req
441. I have come here
to reveal the truth!Copy !req
442. They say
that truth and honestyCopy !req
443. will be rewarded
with trust and forgiveness!Copy !req
444. I'm here to lay my cards
on the tableCopy !req
445. to trim the branches
of deception from
the tree of lifeCopy !req
446. to shave away the unkempt
sideburns from the face
of truth! I...Copy !req
447. Hey! Just get on
with it!Copy !req
448. I am the one
who threw the peanut.Copy !req
449. I know now that what
I have done is wrong...Copy !req
450. and so I say, I am sorry,
giant performing oyster!Copy !req
451. I am sorry, Patrick.Copy !req
452. I am sorry,
citizens of Bikini BottomCopy !req
453. Hey! Let's
throw peanuts
at both of 'em!Copy !req
454. Wait! Here's the real criminal.Copy !req
455. Uh... top of the morning?Copy !req
456. Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
457. I knew it!Copy !req
458. Mr. Krabs stole
a very important itemCopy !req
459. from the oyster!Copy !req
460. Behold...Copy !req
461. Wait a minute...Copy !req
462. Behold!Copy !req
463. The oyster's pearl!Copy !req
464. Here you go, girl.Copy !req
465. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
466. Mother of pearl!Copy !req
467. The oyster's a mother!Copy !req
468. And that pearl's no pearl.Copy !req
469. It's an egg!Copy !req
470. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
471. Aw...Copy !req
472. But it's... free day!Copy !req
473. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
474. Captioned byThe Caption Center
Educational Foundation]Copy !req