1. One Krabby
Patty for table two.Copy !req
2. SpongeBob, I don't
have the whole day!Copy !req
3. Oui, oui, une Krabby
Patty, monsieur.Copy !req
4. There's les patty.Copy !req
5. Come on, SpongeBob!Copy !req
6. Next, l'ingredients.Copy !req
7. Ah-whee!Copy !req
8. Les mustard.Copy !req
9. Will you quit fooling around?Copy !req
10. Where's my Krabby Patty?Copy !req
11. Les hold on a second.Copy !req
12. And voila.Copy !req
13. It's under your nose!Copy !req
14. You're killing me, SpongeBob.Copy !req
15. Ha, ha!Copy !req
16. You really are.Copy !req
17. Look
at it, Squidward—Copy !req
18. Mr. Krabs' gift to all of Bikini
Bottom— the Krabby Patty.Copy !req
19. Okay, give it to me.Copy !req
20. Come on, SpongeBob, stop it!Copy !req
21. I swear, I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
22. Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
23. That Krabby Patty is haunted!Copy !req
24. Avast, ye patty pirate!Copy !req
25. This is no ghost.Copy !req
26. This is...Copy !req
27. Plankton!Copy !req
28. Stealin' me booty!Copy !req
29. Hear me, Krabs— when I discover
your formula for Krabby Patties,Copy !req
30. I'll run you out of business.Copy !req
31. I went to college!Copy !req
32. Hey!Copy !req
33. Let me go!Copy !req
34. Oh, I'll let you go, squirt...Copy !req
35. on a flying saucer!Copy !req
36. Back to the Chum
Bucket with you!Copy !req
37. You'll pay for this, Krabs!Copy !req
38. Uh... Plankton, sir?Copy !req
39. Aye, he's been tryingCopy !req
40. to steal me secret
formula for years.Copy !req
41. But ye haven't got
it yet, have ye, bug?Copy !req
42. Okay.Copy !req
43. Enough, lad, it
wasn't that funny.Copy !req
44. Get back to work!Copy !req
45. Okay, Mr. Krabs,
see you tomorrow.Copy !req
46. Good night, me boy.Copy !req
47. Psst...Copy !req
48. young man...Copy !req
49. Yes, over here.Copy !req
50. Come on, boy, a little closer.Copy !req
51. Closer.Copy !req
52. Not that close!Copy !req
53. Ah!Copy !req
54. You blasted barnacle head!Copy !req
55. I mean... hi!Copy !req
56. Plankton?Copy !req
57. Ouch!Copy !req
58. What do you want?Copy !req
59. I just want to talk.Copy !req
60. You could say we're
friends, right?Copy !req
61. Um... no.Copy !req
62. Acquaintances.Copy !req
63. No.Copy !req
64. Well, we're both
invertebrates, aren't we?Copy !req
65. I... guess so.Copy !req
66. You see, everything works out.Copy !req
67. I have something for you.Copy !req
68. I've been keeping it in
my secret compartment.Copy !req
69. Ching! Sparkle, sparkle!Copy !req
70. Wow! A golden spatula!Copy !req
71. And it's even got my name on it.Copy !req
72. It's a gift.Copy !req
73. A gift from a friend.Copy !req
74. Friends give each other gifts.Copy !req
75. And tomorrow is my birthday.Copy !req
76. And you know what I'd likeCopy !req
77. more than anything in
the whole wide world?Copy !req
78. A booster seat?Copy !req
79. Booster seat? Hot dog!Copy !req
80. I mean, no.Copy !req
81. What I want for my birthday
from you, my friend,Copy !req
82. is one of those...Copy !req
83. tender... delicious...Copy !req
84. Krabby Patties.Copy !req
85. You just want to be friendsCopy !req
86. so you can get your
hands on a Krabby Patty!Copy !req
87. And I bet it's not even
your birthday tomorrow!Copy !req
88. Gee, and I thought
you were stupid.Copy !req
89. You'll never get a
Krabby Patty from me!Copy !req
90. Even if we are friends!Copy !req
91. Never, never, never, never!Copy !req
92. Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
93. And you're going to hand-deliver
it to me personally,Copy !req
94. you weak-minded fool!Copy !req
95. Night, Gary.Copy !req
96. SpongeBob, you will be mine.Copy !req
97. It should be in here somewhere.Copy !req
98. But where?Copy !req
99. Where?Copy !req
100. Oh.Copy !req
101. This will be the
beginning of the end.Copy !req
102. Ouch!Copy !req
103. Stupid brain.Copy !req
104. Come back here, you swine!Copy !req
105. Whoa... oof!Copy !req
106. That's it, brain,Copy !req
107. you're going down!Copy !req
108. Yes, yes, that's grand.Copy !req
109. And now, for my very elaborate
and college-educated plan.Copy !req
110. And now it's time for
a little wakey-uppy.Copy !req
111. Morning already?Copy !req
112. I... I feel a
little funny today.Copy !req
113. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
114. I have you now.Copy !req
115. Time for a well-balanced
breakfast.Copy !req
116. This isn't what I had in mind.Copy !req
117. Let me just grab my pants.Copy !req
118. I guess I'm not wearing
any pants today.Copy !req
119. Oops! I guess I'm not
using the door, either.Copy !req
120. See you later, Gary... I guess.Copy !req
121. You're right, Gary, there
is something wrong with me!Copy !req
122. Squidward! Squidward!Copy !req
123. Wake up! I need some help!Copy !req
124. Squidward! Help!Copy !req
125. Be quiet, SpongeBob!Copy !req
126. Help...!Copy !req
127. SpongeBob, what are you doing?Copy !req
128. I'm talking to you!Copy !req
129. SpongeBob, SpongeBob!Copy !req
130. Are you mad?Copy !req
131. Shut your
mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.Copy !req
132. Mediocre?Copy !req
133. You pretentious little
insignificant artist.Copy !req
134. Your snivelly creations
are worth lessCopy !req
135. than a protozoan's waste.Copy !req
136. Something
must be wrong with my brain!Copy !req
137. Plankton!Copy !req
138. What kind of friend are you?Copy !req
139. Nonsense! You never
liked me, anyway.Copy !req
140. You wouldn't even come
to my birthday party!Copy !req
141. Get out of my head!Copy !req
142. Leave my brain alone!Copy !req
143. Never!
Never!Copy !req
144. Toot, toot!Copy !req
145. How about a little takeout?Copy !req
146. Nope, no, never!Copy !req
147. You can't fool me, Plankton.Copy !req
148. You want the Krabby
Patty formula!Copy !req
149. You are going to
hand-deliver it to me personally.Copy !req
150. No, no, no!Copy !req
151. There's no one here.Copy !req
152. Don't remind me.Copy !req
153. Brace
yourself, SpongeBob.Copy !req
154. This is my lab!Copy !req
155. And this is my laboratory!Copy !req
156. And did I ever show
you my record player?Copy !req
157. I must fight.Copy !req
158. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
159. Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
160. There, you see
how much easier it isCopy !req
161. when you help, friend?Copy !req
162. How do you like my analyzer?Copy !req
163. It tells the ingredients
of whatever I put into it.Copy !req
164. 50% sea, 50% weed.Copy !req
165. Impressed?Copy !req
166. Now let's reveal
that secret formula.Copy !req
167. And this little piggy
brought home a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
168. This little piggy will
help me drop it in.Copy !req
169. Any last words,
SpongeBob SecretPants?Copy !req
170. I... I...Copy !req
171. I just have to say I'm
sorry I let Mr. Krabs down.Copy !req
172. I let all of Bikini Bottom down.Copy !req
173. But worst of all,
I let you down,Copy !req
174. you delicate little
Krabby Patty.Copy !req
175. Mmm!Copy !req
176. With your tasty,
juicy, scrumptious,Copy !req
177. warm, steamy goodness.Copy !req
178. Steamy!Copy !req
179. I'll never forget
your 100% all-secret patty,Copy !req
180. secretly assembled
with undersea cheese,Copy !req
181. pickle, lettuce, tomato, onion,Copy !req
182. all secretly steamingCopy !req
183. between two fluffy
seaweed-seed buns.Copy !req
184. Yes... yes... yes!Copy !req
185. Come to papa!Copy !req
186. Oh, boy.Copy !req
187. one percent
evil, 99% hot gas.Copy !req
188. Well, this stinks.Copy !req
189. Well, patty, I guess
we can go home now.Copy !req
190. SpongeBob,
that's my Krabby Patty!Copy !req
191. Give it back, you porous freak!Copy !req
192. I command you!Copy !req
193. My patty!Copy !req
194. No!Copy !req
195. I'll settle for some fries.Copy !req