SpongeBob SquarePants 1x4

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SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Squidward thinks it is a simple task, but he can't blow one single bubble. SpongeBob and Patrick need to teach him the proper bubble blowing technique.

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1. Ah...

2. What a wonderful day.

3. The sun is out, the water is shimmering,

4. scallops are chirping.

5. So peaceful.

6. Can we lower the volume, please!

7. I can't work with all that racket going on.

8. Oh, sure thing, Squidward.

9. Right, hmm.

10. Okay.

11. And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet.

12. Thank you, thank you.

13. I thought I...! Huh?

14. Hey, Squidward, want to blow some bubbles?

15. Only 25 cents.

16. Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time

17. blowing bubbles.

18. Uh-huh.

19. Oh, please!

20. I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?

21. Good morning.

22. Oh, boy.

23. Good morning to you, sir.

24. Would you care to blow a bubble?

25. Oh, how much is it?

26. Only a quarter.

27. Sounds reasonable.

28. Uh... I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.

29. Sure thing, Patrick.

30. Ah! One quarter.

31. Thank you.

32. Business is booming.

33. How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?

34. One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.

35. Ooh!

36. Could I interest you in some lessons?

37. Only 25 cents.

38. Uh... very well, then.

39. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter?

40. Thanks.

41. Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique.

42. First go like this.

43. Spin around— stop!

44. Double-take three times— one, two, three.

45. Then... pelvic thrust!

46. Whoo!

47. Whoo!

48. Stop on your right foot.

49. Don't forget it!

50. Now it's time to bring it around town.

51. Bring it around town.

52. Then you do this

53. then this and this, then that and this

54. and that and this and then...

55. Ooh!

56. Ah!

57. Ah!

58. Oh!

59. Huh?

60. And now... with two hands.

61. It's a giraffe.

62. Excuse me, sir, but we are close...

63. Don't give me any of that.

64. How could you two possibly make all this noise

65. just blowing bubbles?

66. We're not just blowing bubbles; we're making bubble art.

67. Watch carefully.

68. First go like this.

69. Spin around— stop!

70. Double-take three times— one, two, three.

71. Then... pelvic thrust!

72. Whoo!

73. Whoo!

74. Stop on your right foot.

75. Don't forget it!

76. Now it's time

77. to bring it around town.

78. Bring it around town.

79. Then you do this, then this

80. and this, then that and this and that and this and then...

81. That's not art.

82. That's just annoying.

83. Blowing bubbles.

84. That's the lamest idea I have ever heard.

85. You should be ashamed of yourself.

86. Bubbles.

87. Art.

88. Bubbles.

89. Ridiculous.

90. That'll be 25 cents, sir.

91. Aah! Whoa! What?

92. Oh!

93. Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?

94. We also offer lessons for beginners.

95. Beginners?

96. What could be more simple

97. than blowing a stupid bubble?

98. Here's your 25 cents.

99. Watch and learn.

100. Uh... wait, wait, wait.

101. One more time.

102. Here, wait, wait.

103. Whoa!

104. Aah, just a mere warm-up.

105. Hey, Squidward, remember the technique.

106. Technique— you do this and this.

107. Step back.

108. Technique, Squidward.

109. Spin around like this.

110. Over here.

111. One, two, yeah, three...

112. The pelvic whoo!

113. Don't for... don't forget the "whoo"!

114. Listen to Sponge.

115. Technique!

116. Technique! Technique!

117. Technique!

118. Technique! Technique!

119. Technique! Technique!

120. Tech...

121. You're... not doing the... technique.

122. Technique? Technique?

123. Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!

124. First I do this.

125. Spin around, stop.

126. Double-take three times.

127. And here we go, pelvic thrust.

128. Whoo!

129. Whoo!

130. Oh, stop on your right foot.

131. Don't forget it!

132. Then bring it around town.

133. And a little of this, a little of that.

134. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then...

135. Wow! Wow!

136. All right, Squid!

137. That was so good!

138. Squid is number one.

139. I really did it, didn't I?

140. Yeah— you guys didn't blow anything like that.

141. Nope.

142. Now, that's a bubble.

143. You said it, Squidward.

144. See, it is all in the technique.

145. Yeah, technique.

146. Technique? Huh!

147. SpongeBob, you don't think I created

148. that... ( kisses noisily ) beautiful work of art

149. with your help.

150. Come on, it's in my genes.

151. Squid's got genes.

152. Squid's got genes...

153. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

154. Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...

155. Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...

156. Squidward, Squidward...

157. I rock.

158. Squidward, Squidward...

159. Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,

160. Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,

161. Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,

162. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid, Squid, Squidward!

163. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid, Squid, Squidward!

164. Squidward, Squidward,

165. Squidward, Squidward...

166. Squidward...

167. Squidward!

168. Squidward!

169. Squidward! Squidward!

170. Hello, my friends.

171. You are looking at a...

172. Squidward...!

173. Genius.

174. Wow! Wow!