SpongeBob SquarePants 1x19

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Squidward gets so mad at SpongeBob and Patrick, he decides to sell his house. Squidward needs to get rid of his annoying neighbors so he can sell his house. He tells SpongeBob and Patrick that it is "Opposite Day." Squid hopes that they will act the opposite of what they usually are, annoying. Of course, it doesn't work out as planned.

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1. ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

2. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

3. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

4. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

5. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

6. and NICKELODEON]

7. WAKE UP, GARY.

8. WE'RE MOVING TODAY.

9. THAT'S RIGHT.

10. WE'RE LEAVING HOME.

11. WE'RE GOING TO BECOME PEASANTS.

12. NO MORE FOOD.

13. SORRY, GARY.

14. MASHED-UP CLAMSHELLS.

15. APRIL FOOLS!

16. THERE YOU GO, PAL.

17. WHOO, I'M THIRSTY.

18. THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST.

19. WHEW.

20. I'M EXHAUSTED.

21. I SURE CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK ALL THESE DRINKS.

22. APRIL FOOLS!

23. TO ME.

24. HMM.

25. WHAT'S HE SO HAPPY ABOUT?

26. APRIL FOOLS' DAY IS SPONGEBOB'S FAVORITE HOLIDAY.

27. MR. KRABS, I CAN'T COME IN TODAY.

28. I CAUGHT SOMETHING TERRIBLE.

29. WHAT'D YOU CATCH?

30. OF THE CALENDAR.

31. OH.

32. HOLD ON, SQUIDWARD.

33. There's someone here to see you.

34. Says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum

35. and he wants to honor you as artist of the month.

36. I HAVE ARRIVED.

37. WHAT?

38. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

39. WHERE'S THE ART DEALER?

40. YOU JUST MISSED HIM.

41. YEAH, BUT HE TOLD US TO TELL YOU...

42. HEY, TELL ME WHAT?

43. APRIL FOOLS.

44. WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE WORKING HERE.

45. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, MR. KRABS.

46. SQUIDWARD, WAIT.

47. TO THE P.O. BOX, MR. KRABS.

48. SQUIDWARD, IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

49. ON YOU TODAY.

50. I PROMISE.

51. YOU DO?

52. SURE.

53. THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER WILLING PARTICIPANTS.

54. RIGHT, MR. KRABS?

55. WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ME.

56. EXCUSE ME.

57. WHERE THE FORKS ARE?

58. THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, LADY.

59. OH, BUT THIS IS A SPOON.

60. APRIL FOOLS!

61. OH.

62. HUH...

63. WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

64. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

65. YEAH. GIVE ME TWO LARGE FRIES AND A JUMBO KRABBY PATTY.

66. HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

67. OH, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING...

68. HEY, WHERE'D THAT OTHER GUY GO?

69. APRIL FOOLS!

70. I'M RIGHT HERE.

71. HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

72. BEHIND THE COUNTER?

73. EXCUSE ME.

74. CAN I GET

75. IN HERE PLEASE?

76. SURE.

77. COMING UP.

78. HERE YOU GO.

79. THANKS.

80. HUH?

81. HMM?

82. AH...

83. APRIL FOOLS!

84. TO MY DRINK?

85. I... I...

86. YOU WHAT?

87. AND I ONLY PUT IN ONE!

88. PRETTY FUNNY.

89. YEAH.

90. HEY, YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.

91. APRIL FOOLS!

92. YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES.

93. APRIL FOOLS!

94. OH! THAT'S IT!

95. SPONGEBOB AND HIS STUPID PRANKS.

96. I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM WHAT A REAL PRANK IS ALL ABOUT.

97. HMM?

98. OH, BOY.

99. SOMETHING FOR ME TO CLEAN UP.

100. APRIL FOOLS!

101. WHOA!

102. WHOA!

103. OH, NO.

104. OH, OH, OW.

105. I'LL CATCH YOU, SPONGEBOB.

106. OOPS.

107. APRIL FOOLS!

108. YOU LITTLE SAUSAGE.

109. SPONGEBOB, I WAS JUST KIDDING.

110. COME ON, COME ON.

111. I WAS JUST KIDDING.

112. RIGHT?

113. OH, MAN, POOR KID.

114. SOME ISSUES TO WORK OUT.

115. APRIL FOOLS...

116. JERK.

117. WAIT, DON'T GO.

118. HEY, YOU STINK!

119. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

120. IT WAS A JOKE.

121. UH-HUH.

122. OH...

123. OH...

124. WHY IS IT WHENEVER I'M HAVING FUN, IT'S WRONG?

125. I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM CRY.

126. I'M SORR... ECH...

127. I BETTER APOLOG... EE-YI!

128. TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT.

129. SPONGEBOB?

130. UH, SPONGEBOB, COME ON OUT.

131. I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

132. SPONGEBOB?

133. OH, HUH?

134. SPONGEBOB, UH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT TODAY AND...

135. AND, WELL, IT JUST SEEMS

136. OWE YOU SOME SORT OF...

137. THIS ISN'T SOMETHING I NORMALLY DO.

138. SO, SO, LISTEN CAREFULLY,

139. BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU THAT I'M...

140. THAT I'M... WHAT?

141. PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

142. DIGGING.

143. WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT HAT?

144. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

145. OH.

146. WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?

147. HE'S IN THE HOUSE.

148. HE'S IMPRESSED.

149. WITH WHAT?

150. I DON'T KNOW

151. TO MAKE HIM CRY LIKE THAT.

152. OH!

153. SPONGEBOB!

154. SPONGEBOB, LET ME IN THERE.

155. SPONGEBOB, YOU BETTER LET ME IN THERE.

156. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO USE THIS.

157. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

158. SPONGEBOB, I JUST WANT TO SAY

159. THAT I'M SOOOO... RRY.

160. WHAT?

161. I'M TRYING TO SAY I'M...

162. WHAT?

163. I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY I'M...

164. THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EASIER WAY TO DO THIS.

165. WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO OPEN IT?

166. I CAN'T.

167. I DON'T HAVE A BOTTLE OPENER.

168. OH!

169. SPONGEBOB, I'M...

170. WHAT?

171. WH-WH-WHAT?

172. OH!

173. SPONGEBOB, ALL I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I AM...

174. SORRY.

175. THERE YOU GO.

176. BUT I COULDN'T...

177. I DON'T CARE.

178. I SAID IT.

179. MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR.

180. TO MAKE HIM CRY LIKE THAT.

181. WHAT?

182. APRIL FOOLS...

183. JERK.

184. YOU STINK!

185. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

186. I ADMIT IT, I'M SORRY!

187. I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU.

188. IN FACT, SPONGEBOB, I LIKE YOU.

189. I LIKE LIVING NEXT DOOR.

190. AT NIGHT.

191. I ALSO LIKE GARY, PATRICK, SANDY, MR. KRABS

192. I'M FORCED TO BE IN CONTACT WITH.

193. AND-AND-AND-AND...

194. SQUIDWARD, IS ALL THAT TRUE?

195. YES, YES, SPONGEBOB.

196. YES, IT'S ALL TRUE.

197. BEANS AND THE CAR CHASE?

198. THE WHAT?

199. YES, YES, WHATEVER

200. NOT TO TELL ANYBODY.

201. I PROMISE.

202. REALLY?

203. APRIL FOOLS!

204. APRIL FOOLS!

205. YOU'RE RIGHT— APRIL FOOLS.

206. I JUST FOOLED YOU ALL.

207. WITHOUT SQUIDWARD?

208. AH!

209. OOH!

210. OH!

211. OOH!

212. AH!

213. OOH!

214. AH!

215. OOH!

216. AH!

217. THE GOLDEN SPATULA!

218. HEY, SPONGEBOB,

219. "MANY HAVE TRIED

220. "FROM THIS ANCIENT GREASE AND ALL HAVE FAILED.

221. "ONLY A FRY COOK

222. "WORTHY OF KING NEPTUNE HIMSELF CAN WIELD...

223. "THE GOLDEN SPATULA." THE GOLDEN SPATULA."

224. WOW. WOW.

225. OH, OH, OH, OH!

226. AND THE SPATULA.

227. OKAY, I'M READY!

228. EXCUSE ME...

229. SECTION IS?

230. UH...

231. SECTION?

232. THAT'S EASY.

233. IT'S OVER THAT WAY.

234. UH-OH.

235. HOLY SMOKES!

236. RUDE!

237. HEY, THE LIGHT CHANGED.

238. UH, PATRICK...

239. HOLD ON. ALMOST THERE.

240. YES, YES, AT LAST—

241. THE ROYAL FRY COOK!

242. FROM THE GREASE?

243. UH, I DID, MR. NEPTUNE, SIR.

244. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

245. A FINE JEST, BOY.

246. YELLOW SPONGE.

247. PUNY...

248. INSIGNIFICANT...

249. A COMMONER.

250. THEREFORE, YOU COULD NEVER BE FRY COOK TO A GOD AND...

251. THIS IS WHY IT IS FUNNY!

252. THE TRUE FRY COOK.

253. NO, NO, NO... HMM...

254. NO, NOT YOU, YOU'RE TOO SHORT, NO.

255. AH!

256. BUT... BUT...

257. A PURVEYOR OF FOODS.

258. YES, YOU MUST BE MY NEW FRY COOK.

259. UH, SORRY, KING NEPTUNE.

260. I DON'T MAKE THEM; I JUST SELL THEM.

261. UP THE SPATULA?

262. WELL, HE DID.

263. A SECOND TIME.

264. YOU, THERE— CRUSTACEAN!

265. WHO, ME?

266. PHYSIQUE OF ATLAS.

267. THANKS. I WORK OUT.

268. MAKE POSES WITH ME.

269. OKAY.

270. BODY SLAM!

271. FROM THE GREASE.

272. NOPE, THAT WAS SPONGEBOB.

273. THIS JOKE HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!

274. WHERE'S MY FRY COOK?

275. TO SUIT A ROYAL PALATE!

276. WHAT?

277. FRY COOK MATERIAL?

278. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ANY PROOF.

279. HA!

280. THE ROYAL TAIL FIN!

281. AND BESIDES, IT'S

282. A GREASY GRIDDLE;

283. THERE ARE CERTAIN...

284. COOK MUST HAVE.

285. LIKE?

286. THE ROYAL FRY COOK MUST BE...

287. OH, LEFT-HANDED.

288. ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT TWO.

289. ALSO, THE ROYAL FRY COOK WEARS... RED UNDERWEAR.

290. NO, BLUE.

291. OH!

292. THE ROYAL FRY COOK'S

293. HIS BIG TOES...

294. UH, HE HAS SIX.

295. HE IS THE NEW AND YOU...

296. SILENCE!

297. IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR WHAT?

298. PATRICK!

299. YOU HURT MY FRIEND!

300. YOU'RE NOT A KING.

301. YOU'RE A BULLY AND A LIAR!

302. SO, LITTLE ONE...

303. BE MY FRY COOK.

304. WORTHLESSNESS.

305. WITH A CHALLENGE!

306. BRING IT ON!

307. SPONGEBOB CAN HANDLE ANY...

308. OUCH!

309. YOUR FRIEND'S ARROGANCE WILL COST YOU DEARLY.

310. TWO CHALLENGES!

311. ONLY TWO?

312. LIKE SPONGEBOB?

313. THREE CHALLENGES!

314. THREE?

315. ARE NOTHING.

316. 500 CHALLENGES!

317. ENOUGH!

318. HE'LL SETTLE FOR ONE.

319. YOU WILL FACE ME IN...

320. THE ULTIMATE COOK-OFF!

321. IF YOU FIX MY FRIEND.

322. AH, YES...

323. THE ROUND ONE.

324. I SHALL RESTORE HIM.

325. SPONGEBOB?

326. SPONGEBOB?

327. SPONGEBOB!

328. OH, THERE YOU ARE.

329. HOW YOU FEELING?

330. PRETTY GOOD.

331. SAY, HAVE YOU GOTTEN TALLER?

332. AND NOW...

333. THAT MAY LIE AHEAD.

334. FOR, IF BY SOME MINUTE CHANCE,

335. YOUR REWARD WILL BE GREAT.

336. BEHOLD!

337. WOOPSIE!

338. OF ATLANTIS.

339. A PRIZE WORTHY OF APOLLO.

340. AND BE A GOD!

341. HEY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.

342. NOT SUCCEED...

343. YOU MUST GIVE UP FRY COOKING...

344. FOREVER.

345. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

346. I'M READY!

347. VERY WELL, THEN!

348. TO THE POSEIDOME!

349. THE ULTIMATE COOK-OFF!

350. ALL RIGHT, MATES

351. WINS.

352. SHAKE HANDS.

353. MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

354. AND WHEN THE BELL SOUNDS, COME OUT COOKING!

355. DON'T WORRY, LAD.

356. I HAVE TOTAL CONFIDENCE IN YOU.

357. PUT IT ALL ON NEPTUNE!

358. I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO COOK IN ATLANTIS, PATRICK.

359. TAKEN THE CHALLENGE.

360. DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DREAM, SPONGEBOB.

361. "PATRICK, YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

362. YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR HEAD IN THE CLOUDS."

363. AT ME NOW.

364. GO GET 'EM, TIGER!

365. "ONCE UPON A TIME..."

366. PERFECT.

367. I WIN!

368. LOSER!

369. FOR EVERYONE!

370. FOOLS! HAVE YOU NO TASTE BUDS?

371. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THESE.

372. THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

373. HIS OWN BURGER!

374. Fish 2: WHY DON'T YOU EAT IT?

375. EAT IT! EAT IT!

376. OKAY, MINE'S NO GOOD.

377. HIS WILL BE ANY BETTER?

378. GIVE ME THAT!

379. MMM!

380. WHY, IT TASTES SO GOOD

381. I THINK I'D LIKE TO TRY IT A SECOND TIME.

382. SO, UH... WHAT DO YOU THINK?

383. YOURS IS SUPERIOR.

384. THEREFORE,

385. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, YOU WIN.

386. YAY! YAY!

387. WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIS!

388. WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIS!

389. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

390. YOU, SPONGEBOB.

391. IN MY PALACE?

392. CAN'T COME?

393. OH, OF COURSE NOT.

394. AND MY FRIENDS...?

395. AH, THE ONLY FRIEND YOU'LL NEED,

396. IS THE ROYAL GRILL.

397. KNOWING YOU, BUDDY.

398. I KNOW, MR. KRABS.

399. I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.

400. I LOST ME BET!

401. COME, SPONGEBOB, GRAB YOUR THINGS.

402. IT'S TIME TO DEPART...

403. TO ATLANTIS!

404. I... I...

405. I DON'T WANT TO GO!

406. IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

407. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR BURGERS.

408. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GOD

409. AND LIKE IT!

410. MAYBE WE DO HAVE A PROBLEM.

411. WAIT, NEPTUNE!

412. I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.

413. GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW.

414. HI, PATRICK. WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

415. UH...

416. CAN YOU EXCUSE ME?

417. HAS BURNT MY FINGER.

418. FEEL THINE OWN WRATH, STOVE!

419. HA-HA!

420. USING YOUR POWERS, TRAINEE?

421. WITH LOVE, NOT MAGIC.

422. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

423. and NICKELODEON]

424. Captioned by The Caption Center Educational Foundation]