SpongeBob SquarePants 1x14

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SpongeBob is finally given the chance to be a hall monitor at his boating school, but he wastes the school day giving a speech and doesn't get to do anything. That doesn't mean he can't be a Hall Monitor outside of school, right?

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1. Mrs. Puff's boating school

2. where diligent students learn the rules of the road.

3. MRS. Everyone

4. put down your books

5. because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!

6. Let's see here.

7. This week's hall monitor will be...

8. Bart, Jimmy, no, no,

9. Tina, Ralph, hmm...

10. SpongeBob.

11. It's Jimmy.

12. Jimmy's the hall monitor.

13. Mrs. Puff, I've done it already.

14. Oh— Phil?

15. No way, Mrs. Puff.

16. Uh, Tina— you're the hall monitor.

17. Hey, I've done it three times already.

18. B-Beth...

19. She graduated.

20. Henry!

21. Vera!

22. Clayton!

23. All right, I guess I have no choice.

24. The hall monitor of the day is...

25. Oh... SpongeBob.

26. Ya... hoo!

27. Hall Monitor SpongeBob

28. reporting for duty, ma'am.

29. I'm ready to assume my position

30. in the hall.

31. I will protect all that are weak... in the hall.

32. All rules will be enforced... in the hall.

33. Okay!

34. Just take the hat and belt.

35. I can't accept that yet, ma'am.

36. First I have to make my speech.

37. You can't make this easy, can you?

38. Classmates!

39. Who am I to deserve such a great honor?

40. Why, I would be nothing

41. without Mrs. Puff.

42. Give me a break.

43. And to my public,

44. all I can say is I'm touched.

45. And furthermore

46. I will carry out my duties...

47. crime and punishment, punishment and crime

48. in the hall.

49. which reminds me of an extremely long speech

50. written by the greatest hall monitor

51. of all time.

52. "Friends, students, juvenile delinquents,

53. lend me your ears."

54. in conclusion, and without a moment to spare

55. I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as...

56. hall monitor!

57. Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff.

58. Oh, and I will be...

59. SpongeBob, are you okay?

60. I overdid the speech again, didn't I?

61. I'm afraid so.

62. Aw, tartar sauce!

63. I guess I won't be needing this.

64. I hardly knew ye.

65. Uh... SpongeBob?

66. Yes, Mrs. Puff?

67. I can at least let you wear it until tomorrow.

68. Yahoo!

69. Thanks, Mrs. Puff.

70. What are the consequences of what I've just done?

71. hall

72. monitor.

73. Broken traffic light.

74. Who's to say my monitor duties should end

75. just because the bell rang?

76. I can be helpful anywhere.

77. This looks like a job for the hall monitor!

78. What would this town do without you, SpongeBob?

79. My legs!

80. My legs!

81. Uh-oh, an open window.

82. More seaweed medley, dear?

83. The fools.

84. They've left themselves susceptible to danger.

85. I must show them the error of their ways

86. through example.

87. I'm the open window maniac!

88. I hope you learned a valuable lesson!

89. Vandals!

90. Another crime.

91. Hmm... strawberry.

92. I must act.

93. Patrick...

94. Patrick!

95. Patrick!

96. My ice cream— it's alive!

97. Patrick, down here.

98. Oh, SpongeBob, it's you.

99. Patrick, come down here.

100. SpongeBob...

101. SpongeBob!

102. I'm down here.

103. You look funny.

104. Hi, SpongeBob.

105. That's "hall monitor" to you.

106. Sorry, officer.

107. Sorry's not good enough, Patrick.

108. You've just committed a crime

109. and I'm taking you in.

110. What crime?

111. I'm a bad person.

112. NEWSPAPER BOY ( in high voice ): Extra! Extra!

113. Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom!

114. City paralyzed with fear!

115. Tell your friends.

116. Arm yourselves with knowledge.

117. Extra! Extra...

118. Hmm... "maniac... Bikini Bottom...

119. car wrecks... break-in."

120. Who better to bring this maniac to justice

121. than me... the hall monitor!

122. But I can't handle this case alone.

123. Patrick, are you ready

124. to give up your life of crime?

125. I want to be good!

126. Hmm... now you just need a symbol of authority.

127. Perfect.

128. It is our duty to catch this maniac

129. and bring him to justice.

130. But how to proceed?

131. Listen, Deputy, you're an ex-criminal—

132. what would you do?

133. Hmm...

134. I'd get an ice cream.

135. Okay, now what?

136. Hmm...

137. This isn't working.

138. We've got to do something else.

139. Something with... walkie-talkies!

140. And now, duty calls.

141. All right, Deputy, I'll go that way,

142. you go some different way.

143. Geronimo!

144. Afternoon, son.

145. Hello, brothers.

146. Son, we're looking for the maniac.

147. Have you seen this man?

148. It's the maniac!

149. Take him away, take him away.

150. Calm down, son, it's just a drawing,

151. not the real thing.

152. Now we're going to show you

153. this picture again and you'll tell us

154. if you've seen this guy, understand?

155. Yeah, uh-huh.

156. Okay.

157. Horrible!

158. Stay indoors, son.

159. And take that cone off your head.

160. What was that?

161. SpongeBob.

162. Come in, SpongeBob.

163. Answer!

164. SpongeBob here, Patrick.

165. Report.

166. I don't want to be a policeman anymore.

167. I'm scared.

168. Get ahold of yourself, Deputy.

169. I want to go home!

170. Poor rookie.

171. All right, I'm on my way back.

172. Hurry, SpongeBob.

173. I think it's getting...

174. dark.

175. Just put on your siren, I'll be right there.

176. SpongeBob, I see him.

177. Where is he, Patrick?

178. At the intersection of Conch and Coral.

179. That's where I am.

180. He's right on top of me, but I can't see him.

181. What's he doing?

182. Uh... he's just standing there...

183. menacingly!

184. Get out of there, SpongeBob!

185. Yaah!

186. That's his maniac shriek.

187. He's going to attack.

188. He's acting all crazy.

189. Run!

190. Hide behind that building.

191. No, he's behind that building.

192. Quick, hide behind that street sign.

193. No, wait!

194. The maniac just went behind that sign.

195. Quick, get under the street light.

196. No! Wait!

197. He's there, too!

198. Run for your life!

199. Say again, Deputy?

200. The maniac's in the mailbox.

201. Huh— this guy's not half-bad-looking for a maniac.

202. Wait a minute, Patrick.

203. I'm the maniac.

204. We'll take that as a confession.

205. SpongeBob SquarePants, there you are!

206. I turn my back on you for one minute

207. and you destroy half the city!

208. You should be ashamed of yourself.

209. You know this guy?

210. Of course I do.

211. I'm the one who gave him the uniform in the first place.

212. He's my responsibility.

213. Uh-oh.

214. MRS. And in conclusion, students,

215. red means stop, green means go.

216. And SpongeBob...

217. Yes, Mrs. Puff?

218. I'd like to see you after class

219. six months from now.