1. Mermaidman.
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2. Fleet and forceful.
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3. With the ability to
assemble and charge
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4. the creatures of the deep.
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5. By the power of Neptune.
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6. Mermaidman, with his
young associate Barnacleboy
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7. fights for all creatures
that live in the sea.
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8. Against the forces of evil.
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9. Oh, no!
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10. The raging whirlpool.
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11. Mermaidman—
champion of the deep.
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12. Yeah!
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13. Champion of the deep.
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14. Whoo!
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15. Come on, Barnacleboy,
there's evil afoot.
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16. Leapin' lampreys, Mermaidman.
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17. I'm right behind you.
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18. Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy spot their arch enemy—
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19. Reflecto, up to no good.
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20. SpongeBob.
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21. You know what this means.
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22. Doughnuts.
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23. Ooh.
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24. By the power of Neptune.
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25. Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy, unite!
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26. Creatures of the deep assemble.
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27. Harder, Barnacleboy.
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28. Here they come.
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29. Blast!
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30. Reflecto has become
too powerful.
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31. What the...
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32. Oh!
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33. If Reflecto is cut
off from sunlight,
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34. he becomes weak.
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35. Jumpin' jellyfish, Mermaidman.
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36. He's destroying the shield!
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37. Oh!
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38. Quick, Barnacleboy.
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39. Back to the seacave.
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40. Right, Mermaidman.
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41. SpongeBob!
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42. SpongeBob, open up.
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43. Reflecto has found
our secret lab.
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44. What would the
real Mermaidman do?
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45. Why don't you ask him yourself?
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46. Elaborate, you vile fiend.
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47. He and Barnacleboy live
in the retirement home
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48. on the other side of town.
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49. Hmm.
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50. They must be working undercover.
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51. Yeah, now please leave me alone.
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52. Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy, reunite!
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53. Excuse me.
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54. I know Mermaidman
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55. is working undercover
on an important case
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56. but do you think
we could see him?
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57. Undercover?
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58. Yeah, well, I'll see
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59. if they can take time
from their busy schedule
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60. to see you.
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61. There they are.
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62. Right over there.
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63. Try not to surprise them.
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64. Patrick, can you believe it?
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65. Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy in the flesh.
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66. Hey, who are those guys?
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67. Are they here to fix the TV?
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68. What do you want?
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69. Are you Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy?
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70. Well, we used to be,
but now we're retired.
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71. But you can't retire.
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72. There's evil afoot.
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73. What evil!
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74. Evil!
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75. Ooh!
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76. Barnacleboy! Don't forget
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77. there's evil!
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78. All I said was
there's evil afoot.
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79. Evil!
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80. Eee... eee...
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81. Would you please
stop saying that?
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82. Evil.
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83. Evil, evil, evil, evil.
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84. Oh!
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85. Disgrace!
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86. Wow!
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87. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
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88. It's too bad they're old.
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89. What do you mean, Patrick?
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90. Old people are the greatest.
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91. They're full of
wisdom and experience.
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92. The world needs Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy.
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93. Someone, somewhere is in trouble
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94. and I won't rest
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95. until Mermaidman and Barnacleboy
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96. are out of retirement.
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97. Ooh, pretty lights.
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98. To the meatloaf.
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99. To the broccoli.
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100. Make sure you give extra
broccoli to my young ward.
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101. The boy needs his vitamins.
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102. Here you go, son.
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103. To the table— away!
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104. Careful, don't run.
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105. Hey, Mermaidman.
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106. Hey, here comes
the TV Repairman.
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107. What do you want from us?
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108. Hold on.
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109. Just let me look at you.
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110. Stay alert, Barnacleboy.
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111. He's, he's up to something.
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112. Would you stop calling me boy?
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113. Do you remember the time
the food supply in Atlantis
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114. was running low?
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115. So you invented a ray gun
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116. that made things grow
six times their size
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117. to shoot at the kelp gardens.
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118. But then, the evil
man ray swoops down
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119. and swipes the gun away
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120. and shoots all the algae.
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121. And he gloms onto
the undersea dome
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122. and he starts
sucking on the glass.
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123. What's your point, kid?
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124. You guys are the greatest
heroes of all time.
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125. And I think you should
come out of retirement.
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126. Listen up, you villains.
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127. I want to eat my meatloaf.
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128. If you don't get out of here,
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129. then by the power
invested in me,
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130. I now pronounce
you man and wife.
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131. What is going on in here?
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132. You may kiss the bride.
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133. Did you reunite our heroes?
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134. No, but I'm married.
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135. Up, up and away.
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136. Up, up and away.
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137. Oh, my.
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138. This purse is so big and heavy.
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139. Hold it right there, ma'am.
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140. I'll be taking that.
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141. Oh!
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142. Help! Help! Help!
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143. It's working.
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144. Why are you here to
rescue little old me?
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145. Pipe down!
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146. You're going to wake Mermaidman
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147. and he's ornery when
his nap is disturbed.
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148. Ever alert
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149. Mermaidman has trained himself
to sleep with his eyes open.
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150. Confound it, get away from him.
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151. Stop shouting! I'm napping.
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152. It's not me, you old coot.
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153. Yes...
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154. That's me.
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155. I'm over here.
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156. Excuse me.
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157. Mermaidman.
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158. What do you want?
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159. This better be good.
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160. This will cheer you up.
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161. We're almost done painting
your invisible boat mobile.
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162. It's supposed to be invisible!
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163. That's it!
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164. We got to end our
life of leisure.
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165. It's time to come
out of retirement.
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166. There's evil afoot!
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167. Evil!
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168. Where is it?
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169. There it is.
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170. Do you know what this means?
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171. Doughnuts.
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172. Oh, brother.
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173. Say the oath.
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174. Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy, unite!
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175. Throw a water ball at him.
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176. Water balls!
Water balls!
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177. Yeah!
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178. Mumbling morays!
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179. It's not working, Mermaidman.
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180. He's absorbing it like
some kind of evil sponge.
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181. Dog paddle away!
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182. It's the raging whirlpool!
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183. You fiends.
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184. They're actually enjoying it!
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185. Do it again! Do it again!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Do it again!
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186. Now what, Mermaidman?
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187. We need help.
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188. Sea creatures, unite.
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189. Huh! What!
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190. Hmm, the creatures of the deep
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191. seem to have lost
some of their luster.
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192. Sea creatures, attack!
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193. Pinch me.
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194. I must be dreaming.
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195. Mission accomplished, Patrick.
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196. Yeah, we did it.
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197. I did it.
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198. I feel five years younger.
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199. Oh, it's good to be back.
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200. We did it, you old coot.
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201. Who are you?
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202. The New Adventures
of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
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203. We join our heroes locked
in a battle of wits.
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204. It's the aqua phone.
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205. What is it, chief?
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206. Hello, hello? Hello?
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207. That phone is still broken.
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208. Remind me to get that fixed.
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209. Remind you what?
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210. Remind me of what?
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211. Will our heroes ever
get their phone fixed?
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212. Tune in next week and find out.
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213. Wow, that was even
better than the old show.
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214. It's all thanks to you!
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