1. Hurry up with
those chairs, SpongeBob!Copy !req
2. It's after closing,Copy !req
3. and I'd like to go home.Copy !req
4. I got it.Copy !req
5. I got it! Coming!Copy !req
6. Hello?Copy !req
7. Oh!Copy !req
8. Sorry, sir, we're closed.Copy !req
9. Ahoy, there!Copy !req
10. Krusty Krab— how
can I help you?Copy !req
11. Pizza? Of course we have pizza.Copy !req
12. Uh, Mr. Krab...Copy !req
13. Our delivery squid will
bring it right over.Copy !req
14. Mr. Krab, we don't serve pizza.Copy !req
15. We don't deliver.Copy !req
16. We don't deliver, but you do.Copy !req
17. Can't you just get
SpongeBob to do it?Copy !req
18. Great idea!Copy !req
19. Take him with you.Copy !req
20. That's not what I had in mind.Copy !req
21. Front end, check.Copy !req
22. Antenna... check.Copy !req
23. Bumper... check.Copy !req
24. Bumper... sticker— check.Copy !req
25. Tire pressure...Copy !req
26. Check.Copy !req
27. Vehicle inspection complete.Copy !req
28. We're really making
history here, Squidward.Copy !req
29. That lucky customer
is going to getCopy !req
30. the first Krabby
Patty pizza ever!Copy !req
31. Good, then you drive.Copy !req
32. I can't— I'm still
in boating school.Copy !req
33. Come on, SpongeBob, it's
just around the corner.Copy !req
34. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
35. Just do what you do in school.Copy !req
36. Well, okay...Copy !req
37. Wait, don't tell me.Copy !req
38. Back it up.Copy !req
39. Huh?Copy !req
40. Back it up.Copy !req
41. Right— back it up.Copy !req
42. Back it up!Copy !req
43. Okay, okay.Copy !req
44. Shift into reverse, SpongeBob.Copy !req
45. Reverse— oh, yeah, reverse.Copy !req
46. Huh?Copy !req
47. Back it up!Copy !req
48. Back it up!Copy !req
49. Back it up!Copy !req
50. Give me the wheel, SpongeBob.Copy !req
51. Give me the wheel!Copy !req
52. Backing up, backing up...Copy !req
53. Back...
ing... up!Copy !req
54. Backing
up, backing up.Copy !req
55. Backing up, backing up.Copy !req
56. Backing up.Copy !req
57. Well, you backed up.Copy !req
58. And you know what?Copy !req
59. I think we're out of gas.Copy !req
60. And you know what else?Copy !req
61. We're in the middle of nowhere!Copy !req
62. And you know what else else?Copy !req
63. I think the pizza's
getting cold.Copy !req
64. And the pizza's cold?Copy !req
65. Oh, the pizza's cold!Copy !req
66. Not the pizza!Copy !req
67. Oh, how could it get any worse?Copy !req
68. Well, we can still
deliver it on foot.Copy !req
69. SpongeBob, what are you doing?Copy !req
70. It's an old pioneer trick.Copy !req
71. I saw it in a movie once.Copy !req
72. SpongeBob, this
is no time for...Copy !req
73. Shh! It's working!Copy !req
74. What is it?Copy !req
75. Truck! 16 Wheels!Copy !req
76. Now I can show youCopy !req
77. how the pioneers hitchhiked.Copy !req
78. Crashin', frashin' break dancer!Copy !req
79. He's stopping, he's stopping.Copy !req
80. Will you let go of that
stupid pizza already?Copy !req
81. I can't!Copy !req
82. It's for the customer!Copy !req
83. Who cares about the customer?Copy !req
84. I do!Copy !req
85. Well, I don't!Copy !req
86. Squidward!Copy !req
87. Let go of that pizza!Copy !req
88. No!Copy !req
89. Ow!Copy !req
90. SpongeBob!Copy !req
91. Let go of the pizza.Copy !req
92. No! It's for the customer.Copy !req
93. SpongeBob!Copy !req
94. Let go of the pizza!Copy !req
95. No!Copy !req
96. SpongeBob!Copy !req
97. Hang on to the pizza!Copy !req
98. Hey... hey!Copy !req
99. Wh-where's the road?Copy !req
100. Wh-where's the road?Copy !req
101. We're doomed!Copy !req
102. Oh, how are we
going to get home?Copy !req
103. Which way do we go?Copy !req
104. What are we going to do now?Copy !req
105. There's no road here.Copy !req
106. I think town's this way.Copy !req
107. Oh, don't tell me, Jethro.Copy !req
108. The pioneers?Copy !req
109. That's right.Copy !req
110. Moss always points
to civilization.Copy !req
111. That way? That way there?Copy !req
112. So, let me get this straight.Copy !req
113. You think that we
should go that way?Copy !req
114. Yep.Copy !req
115. Well, then I'm going this way.Copy !req
116. Huh?Copy !req
117. Squid! Wait! I-I don't think...Copy !req
118. Trust me, I know
where I'm going.Copy !req
119. Sponge, we've got
to eat something.Copy !req
120. I heard in times of hardship,Copy !req
121. the pioneers would eat coral.Copy !req
122. No, maybe it wasn't coral.Copy !req
123. Maybe it was sand; no, no— mud.Copy !req
124. Give me the pizza!Copy !req
125. Wait, I remember
now— it was coral!Copy !req
126. Give it to me!Copy !req
127. No! We promisedCopy !req
128. it's for the customer.Copy !req
129. You're right, it's
for the customer.Copy !req
130. Yeah.Copy !req
131. Maybe we better check on it—Copy !req
132. make sure it's okay.Copy !req
133. Well...Copy !req
134. Just a peek.Copy !req
135. Okay, it's fine.Copy !req
136. No, I think I saw something.Copy !req
137. Oh...Copy !req
138. No— I was wrong.Copy !req
139. Looks okay.Copy !req
140. Sure is a fine-looking pizza.Copy !req
141. Yeah!Copy !req
142. What's that?Copy !req
143. Is that the cheese?Copy !req
144. Yeah...Copy !req
145. And the pepperoni?Copy !req
146. Yeah...Copy !req
147. Oh, looks good, huh?Copy !req
148. Wait a second!Copy !req
149. I know what you're
trying to do, Squidward.Copy !req
150. I'm not letting
you eat the pizza!Copy !req
151. Give me that pizza!Copy !req
152. No!Copy !req
153. Don't make me take it
away from you, SpongeBob.Copy !req
154. Get away!Copy !req
155. Get back here, SpongeBob.Copy !req
156. Give me that pizza!Copy !req
157. No!Copy !req
158. SpongeBob!Copy !req
159. No!Copy !req
160. SpongeBob!Copy !req
161. No!Copy !req
162. Wait.Copy !req
163. No!Copy !req
164. No!Copy !req
165. I want that pizza,Copy !req
166. and you're going
to hand it over,Copy !req
167. one way or another.Copy !req
168. Look, we're saved!Copy !req
169. Sure, we're saved.Copy !req
170. Now give me some pizza!Copy !req
171. No, really, Squid.Copy !req
172. We're saved!Copy !req
173. We're saved! We're saved!Copy !req
174. Will you cut that out!Copy !req
175. That's just a stupid boulder.Copy !req
176. It's not just a boulder...Copy !req
177. It's a rock.Copy !req
178. A rock!Copy !req
179. A rock!Copy !req
180. It's a big, beautiful old rock.Copy !req
181. Oh, the pioneers used to
ride these babies for miles,Copy !req
182. and it's in great shape.Copy !req
183. SpongeBob!Copy !req
184. Will you forget the
stupid pioneers?Copy !req
185. Have you ever noticed that
there are none of them left?Copy !req
186. That's because they were
lousy hitchhikers, ate coralCopy !req
187. and took directions from algae!Copy !req
188. And now you're telling me they
thought they could drive...Copy !req
189. rocks.Copy !req
190. Hold on, there, Jethro!Copy !req
191. I can't wait to see the lookCopy !req
192. on our customer's face.Copy !req
193. Yeah?Copy !req
194. Congratulations, sir.Copy !req
195. Your Krabby Patty pizza's here.Copy !req
196. Wow! Thanks!Copy !req
197. I've been dying
for one of these.Copy !req
198. It... where's my drink?Copy !req
199. What drink?Copy !req
200. My drink!Copy !req
201. My diet Dr. Kelp!Copy !req
202. Don't tell me you
forgot my drink!Copy !req
203. But you didn't order any...Copy !req
204. How am I supposed to eat
this pizza without my drink?Copy !req
205. But... but...Copy !req
206. Didn't you ever once
think of the customer?Copy !req
207. You call yourself
a delivery boy?Copy !req
208. Well, I ain't buying!Copy !req
209. Sponge?Copy !req
210. Sponge?Copy !req
211. It's okay.Copy !req
212. Sponge...Copy !req
213. Sponge?Copy !req
214. Another one?Copy !req
215. Look, I told your little
friend, I ain't paying for that.Copy !req
216. Well, this one's on the house!Copy !req
217. Did he change his mind?Copy !req
218. He sure did.Copy !req
219. Ate the whole thing in one bite.Copy !req
220. No drink?Copy !req
221. No.Copy !req
222. Now take me home.Copy !req
223. Are you kidding?Copy !req
224. We have just enough timeCopy !req
225. to make it back to work.Copy !req
226. Work?Copy !req
227. Oh, my aching tentacles!Copy !req