1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Ah, the sea.Copy !req
6. So fascinating, so wonderful.Copy !req
7. Here, we see Bikini
Bottom teeming with life,Copy !req
8. home of one of my
favorite creatures,Copy !req
9. SpongeBob SquarePants.Copy !req
10. Yes, of course he lives
in a pineapple, you silly.Copy !req
11. Today's the big day, Gary.Copy !req
12. Look at me, I'm naked!Copy !req
13. Got to be in top physical
condition for today, Gary.Copy !req
14. I'm ready!Copy !req
15. I'm ready.Copy !req
16. I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!Copy !req
17. I'm ready! I'm ready!Copy !req
18. I'm ready...Copy !req
19. Go, SpongeBob.Copy !req
20. Whoa!Copy !req
21. There it is...Copy !req
22. the finest eating establishmentCopy !req
23. ever established for eating.Copy !req
24. The Krusty Krab...Copy !req
25. home of the Krabby Patty...Copy !req
26. with a "help wanted"
sign in the window.Copy !req
27. For years I've been
dreaming of this moment.Copy !req
28. I'm going to go in there,
march straight to the manager,Copy !req
29. look him straight in the
eye, lay it on the line...Copy !req
30. and I can't do this.Copy !req
31. Patrick!Copy !req
32. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
33. I was just...Copy !req
34. No, you're not.Copy !req
35. You're going to the Krusty KrabCopy !req
36. and get that job!Copy !req
37. I can't, don't you see?Copy !req
38. I'm not good enough.Copy !req
39. Whose first words were
"May I take your order"?Copy !req
40. Mine were.Copy !req
41. Who made a spatulaCopy !req
42. out of toothpicks in wood shop?Copy !req
43. I did.Copy !req
44. Who's the...?Copy !req
45. Who's...Copy !req
46. Who's a big yellow
cube with holes?Copy !req
47. I am!Copy !req
48. Who's ready?Copy !req
49. I'm ready!Copy !req
50. Who's ready? I'm ready!Copy !req
51. Who's ready?Copy !req
52. I'm ready!Copy !req
53. I'm ready, I'm ready!
I'm ready...Copy !req
54. I'm ready, I'm ready...
I'm ready!Copy !req
55. Oh, no.Copy !req
56. SpongeBob. I'm
ready, I'm ready...Copy !req
57. I'm ready! What could
he possibly want?Copy !req
58. Go, SpongeBob. Go, SpongeBob.Copy !req
59. Go, SpongeBob.Copy !req
60. Go self!Copy !req
61. Aah! Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
62. Hurry, Mr. Krabs.
Before it's too late.Copy !req
63. I got to tell you...Copy !req
64. Permission
to come aboard, Captain?Copy !req
65. I've been
training my whole lifeCopy !req
66. for the day I could
join the Krusty crew.Copy !req
67. And now I'm ready.Copy !req
68. Whoa!Copy !req
69. So, uh, when do I start?Copy !req
70. Well, lad, it looks like you
don't even have your sea legs.Copy !req
71. Mr. Krabs, please.Copy !req
72. I'll prove I'm
fry cook material.Copy !req
73. Ask Squidward.Copy !req
74. He'll vouch for me.Copy !req
75. No.Copy !req
76. Well, lad, we'll
give you a test,Copy !req
77. and if you pass, you'll
be on the Krusty crew.Copy !req
78. Go out and fetch me, uh...Copy !req
79. a... hydrodynamic spatula...Copy !req
80. with um... port and
starboard attachments,Copy !req
81. and uh, a turbo drive.Copy !req
82. And don't come back
till you get one.Copy !req
83. Aye, aye, Captain.Copy !req
84. One hydrodynamic spatulaCopy !req
85. with port and starboard
attachments, turbo drive,Copy !req
86. coming right up, sir.Copy !req
87. Carry on.Copy !req
88. We'll never see
that lubber again.Copy !req
89. You're terrible. A hydro what?Copy !req
90. Hey! Hey! Please!Copy !req
91. Passengers are to remain
seated and do not putCopy !req
92. their hands out the window.Copy !req
93. That sounded like hatch doors.Copy !req
94. Do you smell it?Copy !req
95. That smell.Copy !req
96. A kind of smelly smell...Copy !req
97. a smelly smell that smells...Copy !req
98. smelly.Copy !req
99. Anchovies.Copy !req
100. What?Copy !req
101. Anchovies!Copy !req
102. Eat, eat,
eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
103. Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,
eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,Copy !req
104. eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,
eat, eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
105. eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
106. Please, please...Copy !req
107. quiet.Copy !req
108. Is this any way to behave? Hmm?Copy !req
109. Eat.Copy !req
110. Can we
show a little decencyCopy !req
111. and form a neat, single-file
line in front of the register?Copy !req
112. Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
113. Eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
114. MR. All hands on deck!Copy !req
115. Get your anchors
out of your pants!Copy !req
116. One single-file
line is all I ask!Copy !req
117. Whoa!Copy !req
118. Batten down the
hatches, Mr. Squidward.Copy !req
119. We're taking on
water, Mr. Squidward!Copy !req
120. I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!Copy !req
121. Help!
Eat, eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
122. MR.Man overboard!Copy !req
123. Eat, eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
124. Climb, Mr. Squidward.Copy !req
125. Climb!Copy !req
126. Eat, eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
127. Eat, eat, eat, eat,Copy !req
128. eat, eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
129. This is the end.Copy !req
130. Good-bye, Mr. Squidward.Copy !req
131. Oh, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
132. SPONGEBOB ( over
megaphone ): PermissionCopy !req
133. to come aboard, Captain?Copy !req
134. Did someone order a spatula?Copy !req
135. That's right.Copy !req
136. One hydrodynamic spatulaCopy !req
137. with port and
starboard attachments,Copy !req
138. and let's not forget
the turbo drive.Copy !req
139. Would you believe they
only had one in stock?Copy !req
140. ( motor roaring
) To the kitchen!Copy !req
141. Who's hungry?Copy !req
142. Eat, eat,
eat, eat, eat, eat...Copy !req
143. That was the finest
fast foodsmanshipCopy !req
144. I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants.Copy !req
145. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
146. But, but, Mr. Krabs...Copy !req
147. Three cheers for SpongeBob!
Hip, hip!Copy !req
148. Hooray. Uh, Mr. Krabs...Copy !req
149. Hip, hip! Hooray.Copy !req
150. Hip, hip!Copy !req
151. Hooray. Mr. Krabs...Copy !req
152. I'll be in my quartersCopy !req
153. counting up the booty.Copy !req
154. Good morning, Krusty crew.Copy !req
155. What would you like
to order, Patrick?Copy !req
156. One Krabby Patty, please.Copy !req
157. What?Copy !req
158. Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
159. Mr. Krabs, come see
your new employee!Copy !req