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What happens when corporate greed pushes employees into danger? What if that danger is... from beyond our world? Host Kent Shocknek takes an inside look at one of the most disturbing haunts in Bikini Bottom history.

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1. The night shift, an after hours beacon of light for hungry fish

2. and the place for the night owls of Bikini Bottom to gather.

3. But on occasion, it can be something very different.

4. It can become a shift of crippling fear

5. for unlucky employees, bringing them face-to-face

6. with more than just late night customers.

7. Yes, my friends,

8. bringing them face-to-face with the paranormal.

9. I'm Ken Shock, and this is SpongeBob DocuPants.

10. Cashier Squidward Tentacles and fry

11. cook SpongeBob SquarePants

12. regularly closed up shop at 8:00 PM.

13. But at sundown on one fateful Tuesday night,

14. that would all change when restaurant owner

15. Eugene Krabs made the unprecedented decision

16. to keep the eatery open 24 hours.

17. They both took the news a little differently.

18. SpongeBob was excited to stay later.

19. Squidward was mad because he couldn't go home,

20. but they didn't think much of it.

21. They both thought Krusty Krab,

22. same during the day as it is at night,

23. but, uh, they were wrong.

24. The night began like any other. Customers came and went.

25. Orders were placed, and those same orders were filled.

26. But it wasn't long before the shift

27. began to slow down and boredom set in.

28. As a harmless means to keep himself entertained,

29. Squidward told a ghost story,

30. a story he had thought came solely from his imagination.

31. It was the tale of the ghostly Hash Slinging Slasher,

32. a supposed former fry cook at the Krusty Krab.

33. The story told the details of the cook's life

34. and untimely death.

35. As legend has it, he was just a regular fry cook

36. working a part-time job and he was little clumsy.

37. So one night he went to the kitchen

38. to cut the patties like he always does,

39. but this night he was particularly clumsy,

40. and after a few minutes of the repetitive motion,

41. his hand slipped.

42. It was his own trusty knife

43. that ultimately cut off his hand.

44. But before the young fry cook could even call out for help,

45. he was hit by a bus.

46. The kitchen is generally a safe place for the employees.

47. Yes, you have your knives. You have hot stoves.

48. You never expect to get hit by a bus.

49. When SpongeBob heard that story, he was really shaken up.

50. He was screaming and his eyeballs were screaming.

51. He was really shaken up.

52. I think that's what Squidward confessed.

53. I think he just really wanted to calm SpongeBob down.

54. But was the tale of the Hash Slinging Slasher

55. truly a work of fiction?

56. Paranormal investigator Arnold Douglas doesn't think so.

57. Supernatural presences like this can hold a lot of power

58. over the subconscious of an untrained mind.

59. You know, Mr. Tentacles seems to believe

60. he was making this all up.

61. But I've seen a lot of ghosts. Now this is a ghost.

62. I think Mr. Tentacles was subconsciously

63. tapping into this old fry cook spirit energy.

64. I think he might have the gift.

65. Squidward, believing that his story was fabricated,

66. went about what he hoped would be a peaceful night of reading.

67. But the night shift had a different plan in store.

68. Eerie noises began to drift down

69. from the ceiling of the establishment.

70. It sounded like this weird popping sound

71. that he was hearing over and over and over again.

72. And alone in the dark like that,

73. I think it'd get anyone thinking.

74. Is this all in my head or is it real?

75. I'd like to examine this book he was reading.

76. You know, it appears he was behaving normally,

77. but something wasn't right about this book.

78. There was no title, nothing on the cover whatsoever,

79. even the pages were completely blank.

80. Mr. Tentacles may not have even noticed it,

81. but I believe the spirit had him.

82. Blank books and strange noises were only the beginning,

83. because just after 3:00 AM, coincidentally the perfect time

84. to eat a Krabby Patty, the real haunting would begin.

85. Neither of them had ever been there that late before.

86. But it was a Tuesday night,

87. the very same night the fry cook supposedly cut off his hand.

88. I don't think it was a coincidence what happened next.

89. And then the lights just went out.

90. No warning, no nothing.

91. The lights were on, and then they were off.

92. And they were on, and then they were off again.

93. But then they were on.

94. And they were off again. And they came back on again.

95. Squidward thought SpongeBob's just playing a trick on me.

96. He's trying to get revenge for that scary story, you know,

97. because he heard that the flickering lights

98. were a calling card of the Hash Slinging Slasher.

99. SpongeBob wasn't touching the light switch.

100. In fact, he thought that Squidward was doing it.

101. But then they could both see nobody was touching it,

102. and they're both looking at each other like,

103. "What the barnacles is going on?"

104. Startled, Squidward attempted to justify

105. the flickering as faulty wiring,

106. a mere result of keeping on the lights for 24 hours.

107. But his explanation was quickly undermined

108. by another frightening occurrence,

109. a phantom phone call.

110. Squidward was already pretty jumpy when the phone rang,

111. so when he picked it up he sounded really startled.

112. I think he remembered the story. A phantom phone call,

113. it's another calling card of the slasher,

114. and I know as he picked up that phone,

115. he was just praying that there was someone on the other end.

116. But of course there wasn't. So in a whirlwind of panic,

117. the octopus frantically attempted

118. to recount the details of the story,

119. desperately hoping that it would provide some clue

120. for what would come next.

121. But what came next was something the story didn't foretell.

122. Both employees report seeing a strange green slime ooze

123. out of the wall,

124. an apparition that after mere seconds

125. seems to have vanished without a trace.

126. What's strange about this is that Squidward

127. was oddly calm about it, just sort of excepting it.

128. He even claimed that the walls had always done this.

129. You know, he said, "They always do that."

130. We scoured the records, the archive footage,

131. the blueprints of the Krusty Krab.

132. Nothing, there is not a shred of evidence

133. that these walls ever oozed green slime before,

134. but somehow Squidward swears

135. he remembers it happening all the time.

136. I think the Hash Slinging Slasher's spirit

137. was having a greater effect on Squidward now.

138. It was getting closer to him,

139. and it was actually altering his memory.

140. As Squidward's memory grew foggy,

141. a thick fog also engulfed the front door to the Krusty Krab.

142. The employees claim it was an unnatural fog

143. with a greenish hue.

144. It lingered for a few seconds, and then it was gone.

145. But in its wake was a crimson city bus.

146. SpongeBob had been stranded and rock bottom before,

147. so he knew the buses didn't run this late. Ever.

148. Something wasn't right.

149. It was only after the strange bus

150. departed that the employees caught a glimpse

151. of something they'd never forget.

152. I mean, the bus was scary enough,

153. but what it left behind...

154. What they saw, it was disturbing.

155. Squidward and SpongeBob both describe

156. what they saw that night

157. squinting into the darkness outside the building

158. as a looming shadow staring blankly back at them.

159. It was kind of hunched over. If you looked closely enough,

160. you could see these deep red eyes.

161. You could even see the silhouette of a spatula, though.

162. Where the left hand was supposed to be,

163. his hand was cut off, like from the story.

164. Frozen with fear,

165. the two long time employees of the Krusty Krab

166. could only watch as the front door slowly opened

167. and the shadowy figure slipped inside.

168. It had to have been the scariest moment of their lives.

169. They were trapped and they were dealing

170. with forces way outside of their understanding.

171. The pair embraced and closed their eyes

172. as the shadow approached, unable to look at the sight

173. they were certain would be their last.

174. But when they opened their eyes, the shadow was gone.

175. Instead, there was just some kid standing there,

176. probably wondering why they were looking so scared,

177. and there was no sign of the slasher anywhere.

178. The spirit of the Hash Slinging Slasher had left the building,

179. and Squidward and SpongeBob felt safe at last.

180. It felt like somebody was standing over your shoulder,

181. like breathing on your neck,

182. and then suddenly they were gone.

183. It's hard to describe what it was like,

184. but it was just oddly still after that.

185. You know, skeptics often claim that what they saw that night,

186. uh, actually was just this kid that came in, but no.

187. No, no, no. It's very clear to me that the Hash Slinging

188. Slasher's spirit was there that night,

189. and this kid showing up startled the spirit, scared it away.

190. This isn't the first paranormal occurrence in Bikini Bottom,

191. and it probably won't be the last,

192. but it is the most polarizing.

193. A lot of people like to say that there is a logical explanation

194. to everything that happened that night,

195. but then there are the other people

196. who like to point to all those little occurrences

197. that can't be explained.

198. It's hard to know what to believe.

199. It's remarkable what the skeptics will tell themselves

200. to avoid the overwhelming reality

201. that a former employee cut off his hand,

202. replaced it with a spatula, was hit by a bus,

203. and haunts the building every Tuesday night.

204. Today, both Squidward and SpongeBob

205. continue to work at the Krusty Krab.

206. There have been no further reports

207. about the slasher and life

208. seems to have moved on for the underwater employees.

209. It's not clear if they ever told their boss, Mr. Krabs,

210. what happened that night.

211. But it is clear that neither Squidward nor SpongeBob

212. have worked a night shift since.

213. These guys were lucky.

214. When facing something like this they...

215. Wait. Did you hear that?

216. No.

217. Shh. Shh. Quiet. Did you hear that?

218. No.

219. You heard that last one.

220. You heard it. It's all around us.

221. While the story of the Hash Slinging Slasher

222. was never confirmed, for two workers

223. on one particular Tuesday night shift at the Krusty Krab,

224. there's no trace of doubt that the Hash Slinging

225. Slasher is absolutely real.

226. I'm getting most of energies from this side.

227. There it is. Does anyone here have an Aunt Barbara?

228. No Aunt Barbara's? I knew it. Oop, that was just me.

229. Did anyone here just recently lose a cat?

230. I found it. Was this chair on the Titanic?

231. No? Fair. Fair.

232. I do cleansings on the side, soul cleansings

233. if anyone's interested.