Spliced 1x50

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Peri is feeling under the weather and his refusal to stay in bed leads to problems for everyone around him when his illness worsens.

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1. Morning, Joe. Beautiful day, huh?

2. You bet it is.

3. The sun's shining and there's no sign of...

4. Horns above!

5. Mush!

6. Yeah, Mush!

7. It's this way.

8. You're getting us lost.

9. I keep telling you we got to go left.

10. That's what you said four lefts ago.

11. Hey, guys.

12. We're taking Fuzzy to the North Pole.

13. But we don't know which direction to go.

14. It's okay.

15. This is close enough.

16. Why don't you two come over here and I'll show you?

17. Oh, I get it.

18. That was a trick.

19. You're just stomping me.

20. No!

21. No fair.

22. Why did Joe only stomp me? Huh?

23. Why just me?

24. Uh, Peri's a lot cuter than you.

25. It's hard to stay angry at him.

26. See? I should be furious right now, but...

27. Aw, look at his jubbly little cheeks.

28. Uh-uh.

29. Joe doesn't like me and I'm going to prove it.

30. Here we go.

31. Oh, hi, Peri.

32. Uh-huh.

33. Entree.

34. Hey, nice bird butt, bird butt.

35. Good one, Peri.

36. Hey, Joe. Want to pet my buppy?

37. Ha! See?

38. See what? Everybody knows Joe doesn't like you, Entree.

39. You don't need to prove it.

40. You're a tough nut to crack, Patricia.

41. But I'll show you.

42. And now it hurts when I try to sit down.

43. Hey, Joe.

44. Want to try some new ice cream?

45. Would I?

46. Mm.

47. Like a hug from a snowman.

48. What about this one?

49. Ugh! I hate this ice cream.

50. Hate it, hate it, hate it!

51. Ha. Busted.

52. Whee.

53. I taste like a hug.

54. Did I just...?

55. With my tongue...?

56. Case closed.

57. Joe's got it out for me.

58. Look, I don't think you'd have this problem

59. if you were nicer to Joe. It's that simple.

60. It's time to put your money

61. where your word hole is, platypus.

62. This feels funny.

63. Mm, I can't stop.

64. Watch and learn.

65. Hey, Joe.

66. It's your good friend Entree

67. and I've brought you...

68. Patricia, are you okay?

69. I just wanted to give pie.

70. Mm.

71. Ew.

72. I think I've proved my point.

73. Wait. Maybe there's a reason why Joe doesn't like you.

74. Yeah. If you knew why, maybe you could fix it and,

75. you know, not get stomped.

76. As much.

77. Fine.

78. All right, guys. Saddle up.

79. I need your help.

80. Entree, why are you talking to your udders?

81. A.J., teleport tunnel now.

82. Holy cow. I'm freaking out.

83. Whoa!

84. What just happened?

85. Normally I just use these guys to walk around.

86. But each one has a special power.

87. Commodore Uddersworth can communicate with sea creatures.

88. Hello? Did somebody call?

89. A.J.

90. Holy cow. What just happened?

91. Nippocles, do your thing.

92. Wow.

93. Okay, Entree, seriously, how are you doing that?

94. Like this: A.J.

95. Stop it.

96. No more jumping around.

97. I'm going to be sick.

98. Tina here's a shape-shifter.

99. Go ahead, Tina. Don't be shy.

100. Wow. Do me, do me.

101. Wow.

102. A new number one for the most disturbing things

103. Entree has ever done.

104. Entree!

105. Ah! Nugget.

106. Nugget has the power of hypnotizement.

107. So horrible.

108. Can't look away.

109. Joe. Joe.

110. Why don't you like me, Joe?

111. You. You hurt Mr. Wrinkles.

112. He was my best friend in the whole world.

113. Oh!

114. Why so glum, chum?

115. Don't be sad, just be glad.

116. You're my friend till the end.

117. I wuv you, Joe.

118. I love you too, Mr. Wrinkles.

119. Yay!

120. Can't catch me.

121. Can't catch me, horn-face.

122. Oof!

123. Don't be sad, just be glad.

124. You're my friend till the end.

125. I wuv you, Joe.

126. I wuv you too.

127. So, uh, want to pull my finger?

128. I hate you! Forever!

129. Wow. You melted his best friend.

130. How do we fix that? Pfft.

131. We just go back in time and save Mr. Wrinkles.

132. Duh.

133. Quack like a duck.

134. Quack. Quack, quack.

135. Nice.

136. Now, clean my bathroom.

137. This ice cream is terrible.

138. I don't care if it was free.

139. It has feathers.

140. We're borrowing your time machine, okay? Bye.

141. Uh, I'm going back to bed.

142. This doesn't seem right.

143. Awesome.

144. Ooh. Fancy.

145. Are we in the right year?

146. Ready, Peri?

147. Yay!

148. This is the best game ever.

149. What we going to call it?

150. Tennis.

151. It's bucket-stick-fruit-ball. Sheesh.

152. Yeah, do you like this?

153. Huh? Do you? Stop!

154. This is your future if you throw Mr. Wrinkles

155. in the volcano, so don't do it.

156. There. Another job well done.

157. Uh, Entree, when someone tells you to do something,

158. you always do the opposite.

159. Pfft. No, I don't...

160. Oh, no, you don't.

161. Thank you.

162. You're a big stinky head.

163. Man, that kid's going to grow up to be a real jerk.

164. Come on, Peri.

165. Let's find Joe and see if it worked.

166. Um, Entree,

167. is there normally this much fire around?

168. Entree, so good to see you.

169. Really?

170. You're not going to stomp me, you know, just because?

171. What? Why would I stomp my best friend in the whole wide world?

172. Yay! Done! What the...?

173. Cha-ching.

174. Score one point for Entree, zero points for Father Time.

175. Hey, guys,

176. could you loosen some of these straps?

177. Sure.

178. Oh!

179. Why don't I hear any screaming?

180. Arch lord Mr. Wrinkles.

181. Please take pity on your humble servant.

182. Let me think about that.

183. No!

184. Mr. Wrinkles isn't as nice as I remember.

185. Yeah, but Joe's nice.

186. Can't have everything, Peri.

187. We have to fix things.

188. We have to throw Mr. Wrinkles into the volcano.

189. Fine.

190. Yeah!

191. Take that.

192. Uh, Entree? I have Mr. Wrinkles.

193. Give me a sec.

194. Ow! Ouch! Stop!

195. Who are you, anyway?

196. I wuv you.

197. I can't do it, Peri.

198. He loves me.

199. Either you get stomped or the whole island gets stomped.

200. Give it to me. No.

201. He loves me, Peri. Not you.

202. Mr. Wrinkles.

203. Thanks for saving him, mister.

204. In he goes.

205. I wuved you.

206. Au revoir.

207. I hate you! Forever!

208. What? You should be thanking me.

209. Ow! Why you little...

210. Ouch. Man.

211. He'll be okay.

212. He's just going to hate you more.

213. Whatever. I'm used to it.

214. Oh, great. Just what we needed.

215. Again. Do it again.

216. Fine. But this is the last time.

217. Guys, hit it.

218. There. Now time machine us up.

219. Doesn't look like there's a problem.

220. Mush, whirrel-doggy-thingie.

221. We're going to the north pole.

222. Eh. It'll do.

223. Peri, peri.

224. Peri, peri, peri, peri.

225. Hey, hey, Peri.

226. I made the most perfectest poking stick ever.

227. It's got two handles.

228. We can poke stuff at the same time.

229. Yeah, I know. It's awesome.

230. Poke. Poke. Poke, poke.

231. Woo-hoo-hoo!

232. Come on, buddy.

233. Get your poke on.

234. Hey, pay attention to me. Pay attention to me.

235. Pay attention to...

236. Me?

237. Oh, it's magic!

238. Everything it pokes turns green and slippery.

239. I don't feel so good.

240. But I'm not going to let that stop us from poking stuff.

241. Yeah, like this: poke.

242. Oh, great. What'd we do now?

243. Huh? Nothing's on fire.

244. Yet.

245. You've got two seconds to clean up all this...

246. stuff, or the stomping starts and never stops!

247. Wow.

248. Was that all me?

249. I see.

250. Uh, okay, uh...

251. No, no, no, no, no!

252. Oh, my goodness, please!

253. This isn't happening! No!

254. Uh, Peri.

255. You got a little, you know,

256. something there on the, uh... the edge.

257. There's, uh, you know, one of those uh...

258. Patricia's up your nose.

259. What?

260. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

261. Oh! Oh!

262. Sorry. I'm all stuffed up.

263. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all about you.

264. Hey, check out my cool poking stick.

265. No!

266. You are sick, Peri.

267. You must have caught something.

268. But how?

269. Nope. Nope. Nope.

270. Come on. One of these has to make me invisible.

271. Uh... no.

272. It's definitely not working.

273. Did they do anything else?

274. What are we talking about?

275. Stay in bed and rest, okay?

276. Who knows what that stuff did to you.

277. Or what it could do to us.

278. No way. Entree and I have a whole day of fun stuff to poke.

279. Yeah. You heard Peri. We're busy poking fun stuff.

280. Maybe you do have a fever, Peri.

281. You. Stay in bed.

282. Oh, yeah?

283. And who's going to make me?

284. Those heavy leather straps.

285. Entree, untie me!

286. You bet, buddy.

287. Let's go.

288. Lousy rod. That's not a fish.

289. Hey, what are...?

290. Fish on. Reel him in.

291. Yeah.

292. Ew. Nice going, Peri.

293. Lamp wouldn't have let him get away.

294. Would you, Lamp?

295. I'm sorry, Entree. I... Ah...

296. Oh-hoo-hoo! Jackpot.

297. Woo-hoo.

298. Ah!

299. Peri. You're supposed to be in bed.

300. Whee!

301. That's not helping, Entree. It was his idea.

302. Yeah, I'm hungry too.

303. Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah...

304. Nice.

305. Oh, man. Peri, you're the best.

306. No problem, Entree.

307. You couldn't just go home and rest, could you, Peri?

308. So now you're a zombie.

309. A big, messy, undead zombie.

310. Spreading your zombie booger all over my island.

311. Me is fine.

312. I mean, I'm fine.

313. He's fine.

314. See?

315. Uh, happens all the time.

316. Oh, really?

317. Mm, brains.

318. Yummy, yum-yum.

319. See? Totally a zombie.

320. That doesn't prove anything.

321. I want to eat my brain too.

322. What?

323. It all ends up in the same place.

324. Me sorry. Go rest now.

325. Yeah. It's a little late for that, zombie-boy.

326. This is for your own good, Peri.

327. Well, actually, it's for everyone else's good.

328. Yeah. There's no way we're catching zombie from you.

329. Until you get better, you'll have to live on Zombie Island

330. with the rest of your kind. No way.

331. I'm not going to let you send my best buddy to Zombieland.

332. We'll let you cut the rope.

333. Chop!

334. Brains.

335. Brains.

336. Hey, I'm feeling much bet...

337. Better.

338. So,

339. who's up for a game of bucket-stick-fruit-ball?

340. Where do you guys keep the swineapples?

341. Brains.

342. I guess a brain would do.

343. Now where do you keep the buckets?

344. Brains.

345. So you keep the brains in a bucket?

346. Oh, I get it.

347. You want to eat my brai...

348. Sorry.

349. Sounds like...

350. brains?

351. Is it brains?

352. Yeah, yeah.

353. That's the same answer as the last six times.

354. Can't anyone do one that isn't "brains"?

355. Left foot, clam shell.

356. I think that might be cheating.

357. Oh, this is hopeless.

358. Zombies aren't fun at all.

359. Oh, well.

360. I'm sure I'll be all better tomorrow

361. and then I can finally go home.

362. Maybe tomorrow.

363. Or maybe tomorr...

364. This is the worst game ever. Just humor him

365. or he'll ask about... Peri..

366. We know you miss him, Entree, but we had to send...

367. Peri. Away before he infected

368. the whole island. Peri.

369. Hey, Patricia. Peri?

370. Shh. Let him talk.

371. Can I play?

372. Twenty points.

373. No. No points.

374. You're still sick, Peri.

375. We told you to stay away until you got better.

376. But Zombie Island's boring.

377. So I built a raft and came home.

378. A raft? Out of what? There's nothing on that island

379. but rocks and zombies. Yeah.

380. Hey. Fun fact: zombies float.

381. Brains.

382. Expedition note:

383. need brains.

384. Oh, my gosh!

385. Oh, my gosh! Yummy brains.

386. Leave my friends alone.

387. Who'd have thought you could gross out a zombie?

388. We've found their weakness.

389. Me.

390. Entree, lock and load.

391. Eat nose candy, you zombies.

392. I'm out of ammo.

393. But I can finally breathe.

394. Need brain...

395. Oh! This way.

396. But there's nowhere to run.

397. The whole island is zombified.

398. Who said anything about running?

399. You guys will love it here.

400. The sunshine, the empty beaches.

401. The sun.

402. And the beach.

403. And the sun.

404. Well? What do you think?

405. Okay, okay.

406. I should have stayed in bed.

407. Maybe then we wouldn't be stuck on this teeny, tiny island.

408. But at least we won't be bored.

409. I brought a poking stick.

410. We'd rather play...

411. brains.

412. Hi, welcome to another episode

413. of "What Was the Doctor Thinking?"

414. Join us as we take a look at the island's weirdest mutants.

415. So put your What-Was-the-Doctor-thinking

416. mobiles in gear and let's go.

417. Look, Entree.

418. A puffalo.

419. Puffalos are half buffalo, half...

420. puffer fish.

421. Entree, no!

422. Well, that's it for another episode

423. of "What Was the Doctor...?"