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When Peri and Entree fall in love with a pancake, they start to fight each other over it.

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1. Is this batter?

2. Patricia!

3. Help!

4. Quick, booger model of me,

5. or grilled ear cheese sandwich?

6. What? Gross!

7. How about neither.

8. Oh, great.

9. Now how am I going to impress Helen?

10. Wait, wait.

11. Helen? Who's Helen?

12. Helen's the one who haunts my dreams.

13. My reason for living.

14. The love of my life.

15. You know, that Helen.

16. Aw, you've got a crush.

17. That is so cute.

18. Come on, Booger Peri.

19. Don't you quit on me.

20. No, no, no, Peri. Flowers.

21. Girls love flowers, not boogers.

22. Or ear cheese. Seriously.

23. Not so fast, hombre.

24. I'm going to give Helen flowers first, so forget it.

25. No, I am.

26. Get your own Patricia idea.

27. Hey, hey, stop.

28. Go get your flowers already.

29. Patricia! Ow!

30. Where can we find flowers?

31. That flower's mine.

32. And so is Helen.

33. Not if she's mine before she's yours.

34. Come on!

35. Why'd you stop?

36. Come on!

37. Slap when I tell you.

38. Slap!

39. Traitor-tron.

40. Ah-ha! No!

41. Mine! Mine!

42. Hands off, give it to me. Hands off. Mine.

43. Ah-ha.

44. Wow. You've both really fallen hard for this Helen, huh?

45. So when did you meet her?

46. Uh, yesterday morning.

47. A day we'll remember like it was yesterday.

48. We were making breakfast as usual.

49. I was toasting bagels.

50. And I was making pancakes.

51. Was that my truck? No.

52. It was totally someone else's your truck.

53. Mayday! Mayday!

54. I'm going down!

55. Help!

56. No!

57. Breakfast had the upper hand.

58. But then...

59. Hooray! Dynamite solves everything.

60. I'm getting you guys a cookbook.

61. Shh. This is the good part.

62. When the smoke and batter cleared...

63. There she was.

64. Helen.

65. Hi, my name is...

66. They call me Entree,

67. but you can call me awesome.

68. She's mine!

69. Get your own. Mine, mine, mine.

70. Hey, save your energy, guys.

71. A modern girl is looking for a guy who's sensitive,

72. witty, debonair and clean.

73. You have no idea what those words mean, right?

74. Those were words?

75. All right. First impressions are key, okay?

76. So let's say I'm Helen.

77. Please. You? Helen?

78. Helen's 10 times prettier than you are.

79. And she smells way better.

80. Yeah. You just smell like old platypus.

81. Just show me what you got.

82. I wrote her a rhymey thingie.

83. "There once was a beauty named Helen.

84. "I hope she will buy what I'm sellin'.

85. "Helen, go out with me, for as you can see,

86. Entree is just a big greasy ugly smelly pig-faced..."

87. Last line needs work. Next.

88. I wrote a song about Helen.

89. He stinks! He stinks!

90. Ah!

91. Hey, remember. You're gentlemen now.

92. I beg your pardon, Entree.

93. Please accept my apology.

94. Of course, Peri, old pal.

95. Oh, my. Your tie has become askew.

96. Allow me.

97. Of course.

98. Helen's mine!

99. Sheesh, whoever this Helen is, she must be pretty great.

100. Hi.

101. Uh, where is she?

102. Don't step on Helen!

103. Helen is a pancake?

104. You missed me, didn't you, Helen?

105. You missed me more, right, Helen?

106. Me! No, me!

107. Should I pretend to be surprised?

108. I mean, is it really a shock you two are fighting over a pancake?

109. Entree. Patricia's right.

110. We have to stop fighting like this.

111. Why? We're upsetting Helen.

112. We're sorry, Helen.

113. Forgive us.

114. We have to settle this once and for all, for Helen's sake.

115. Rock, paper, scissors.

116. Three, two...

117. Rock crushes Peri!

118. No!

119. Don't! Come back, Helen.

120. Was it something I said?

121. I can't believe you said she was better-looking than me.

122. No. Eat me instead.

123. I'm way tastier.

124. I'm saving her.

125. She's going downtown.

126. What is it with girls and shopping?

127. Have you picked your one and only true love forever?

128. No?

129. Oh! She went into Joe's office.

130. that's why she's giving us the cold shoulder.

131. Joe's been putting the moves on her.

132. And we trusted him.

133. No, we didn't.

134. It still isn't right.

135. What?

136. They're kissing!

137. What?

138. Ah!

139. What's Joe got that we don't?

140. A horn? Horns are dumb.

141. No arms? Is that it? Huh?

142. How's this?

143. I'm going to hurt you two real bad in a minute,

144. so I'm going to give you a chance to explain

145. before I start.

146. Why, Helen?

147. Why?

148. It's no use, Entree.

149. Helen isn't listening.

150. All she does is...

151. stare at Joe.

152. Oh! This isn't happening.

153. What?

154. It's a pancake!

155. You can't tell me you two fell in love with that.

156. Even if she is so round.

157. And brown.

158. So soft and tender.

159. Look at those crispy edges.

160. Helen!

161. You complete me.

162. Oh, the nerve of those two.

163. Like I'm not as attractive as a pancake.

164. Helen, will you...? What?

165. Helen!

166. Joe too?

167. Helen, look, no hands.

168. What is it with guys and pancakes?

169. But she is perfectly brown

170. and round.

171. And, oh, those crispy edges...

172. Dynamite solves everything.

173. You take it. Whoa!

174. You take it. I don't want it.

175. Over to you.

176. Mm-mm, oh, yeah.

177. Mm.

178. What? She's delicious.

179. Helen! Gone! Forever!

180. She was so young.

181. She was going to be the future ex-Mrs. Joe.

182. Look, it was the only way to save you guys from yourselves

183. and save everyone else from you guys.

184. Do you knuckleheads realize

185. you almost destroyed your friendships,

186. not to mention the entire town, over a pancake?

187. Yeah.

188. Guess things did get a little out of hand.

189. We never should have fought each other.

190. Thank you, Patricia. You really opened our eyes.

191. And now, we can all get along, and work together.

192. To get revenge on you for taking Helen from us.

193. It was just a pancake, guys. It was a pancake.

194. Not again!

195. Ah, the Count of Pinchy Crabbo.

196. A true classic.

197. Look, I'm just going to read it out loud.

198. You don't have to listen if you don't want.

199. But I think you might.

200. Our story begins with two best friends

201. who were the best of friends.

202. Peri and Entree first met

203. when they were mere twists of DNA in the doctor's lab.

204. Hi, I'm Entree.

205. I'm Peri.

206. Want to go bounce that guy around?

207. Sure.

208. And as they grew,

209. so did their friendship.

210. Even if their taste in games stayed the same.

211. Oh.

212. Even as miserable,

213. depressed teenagers, they were still best of friends.

214. I'll give you five seconds to run.

215. One...

216. Even after Peri grew up

217. and became a professional monster truck driver.

218. Yeah. Smash 'em and trash 'em.

219. And Entree became

220. a freelance piñata.

221. Yay!

222. Oh!

223. They were inseparable.

224. Hm.

225. Huh? What?

226. And when age ravaged

227. their poor bodies, they were...

228. Wait.

229. We... We've gone to far.

230. Hold on a tic.

231. Oh man, oh man, oh man.

232. Do something, Entree.

233. Do it.

234. Good-bye, prince of ham.

235. Good-bye Boomy 'Sploderson.

236. Entree...

237. Not Harold.

238. He's your favorite pet.

239. Nah.

240. What now?

241. I don't know. I'm all out of crab.

242. Is he just going to sit there with his mouth open like that?

243. Uh, Entree, what are you doing?

244. Uh, nothing.

245. Is that a hang glider?

246. Awesome.

247. What?

248. Ahem, yeah. It's a single-seater.

249. Oh.

250. Awkward.

251. Uh, look, I'll go get help, okay?

252. Really?

253. Mayonnaise!

254. Huh? Something doesn't feel right.

255. It's bucket-stick-fruit-ball day.

256. Ready?

257. Huh?

258. Isn't something else supposed to happen now?

259. And then he says, "That's not a fish.

260. That's my beard".

261. Huh...

262. Shouldn't someone else be laughing right now?

263. Okay, okay, okay. How about this one?

264. Knock, knock.

265. Knock, knock.

266. Come on, brain.

267. Figure this out.

268. That's why I keep you around.

269. Pass him over here.

270. Who are you?

271. I'm Darren.

272. I was just walking by

273. when I saw you dribbling this little fur ball.

274. And I said, "Boy, that looks like fun".

275. Uh, why are you wearing that big cloak?

276. Girls love drama.

277. Okay. And that big hat?

278. So my head doesn't float away. Makes perfect sense.

279. What's that orange? I spilled sauce

280. on myself at lunch. I am such a klutz.

281. Hm. Do you know how to play bucket-stick-fruit-ball?

282. I was school champion.

283. Goal.

284. Are you sure it wasn't a brain worm?

285. The doctor said it was just heat exhaustion.

286. Oh, hey, Joe, Patricia.

287. Have you met Darren? He's my best friend.

288. Hello.

289. I thought Peri was your best friend.

290. Peri? Who's that?

291. What? You don't remember Peri?

292. And where is he?

293. I haven't seen him in months.

294. Pfft, maybe you haven't seen him

295. because this "Peri" doesn't exist.

296. Uh... Look,

297. you and Joe can make stuff up all you want.

298. Darren's got a new game he wants to teach me.

299. Au revoir.

300. Do you think he finally ate Peri?

301. What's this new game called?

302. It's called, "Now that I have your trust,

303. it's time for revenge".

304. Cool. How do we play it?

305. First, we blow up your stuff.

306. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boom! Ha-ha! Wow.

307. That's the best game ever.

308. It's not over yet. We're going swimming?

309. Yes!

310. Uh, that looks hot.

311. That's part of the game.

312. Well, okay.

313. Is the next part of the game less painful or more painful?

314. It's in here. Come see for yourself.

315. I don't...

316. It's more! It's more!

317. Okay, ready?

318. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

319. What did you call this game again?

320. "Now I have your trust, it's time for..."

321. Oh, right. Time for revenge.

322. I remember now.

323. Revenge?

324. Revenge?

325. Okay, okay.

326. Who is Darren and why does he want revenge?

327. Uh... Oh, my gosh!

328. Big nose.

329. Joe.

330. I'm not Joe.

331. Oh. Uh... huh...

332. Boo!

333. Cookies.

334. I'm sorry, Princess. I'll never do it again.

335. Princess would not fit in this outfit.

336. Oh.

337. Ow! Oh! Stop!

338. Punching myself.

339. That never happened.

340. Huh, this seems familiar.

341. Oh, my gosh! Peri!

342. I forgot all about Peri.

343. I know it's you, Peri.

344. And... And I'm sorry.

345. You deserve to get your revenge on me.

346. Though I'd like to point out that the lava, the whirrel

347. and blowing up of my house should already count.

348. I'm sorry!

349. Apology accepted.

350. Now help me. Huh?

351. But then who are you?

352. Harold!

353. The crab? The crab?

354. That's right.

355. You threw me away to save yourself.

356. It took me two months to escape.

357. Freedom!

358. After that, I went to technical school,

359. built this robot body, went to fashion school,

360. made this cloak and hat, saw the world,

361. then returned here and became your new best friend.

362. Wow. You were busy.

363. But now our little dance has come to an end,

364. and revenge shall be mine.

365. Wait.

366. We had a really good time over the last few weeks, right?

367. Well...

368. Come on, we went to the beach, you laughed at my jokes,

369. we squirted toothpaste tubes filled with pus at Two Legs Joe.

370. Those days are over.

371. They don't have to be.

372. If you got rid of your burning desire for revenge,

373. you could have fun all over again.

374. Fun. It was fun.

375. You're right. I've been consumed by revenge.

376. Let bygones be...

377. I'll get you!

378. That was totally an accident.

379. Want to go play a game?

380. Do I?

381. It's called "You left me in a tree for two months"

382. and now it's time for revenge".

383. Sounds fun. How do we play it?

384. And Peri got his terrible

385. revenge on Entree.

386. And then they went for ice cream.

387. The end.

388. So did you like it?

389. Hello?

390. Oh, you're sleeping.

391. I can't believe this!