Spliced 1x42

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Karen LeBlanc as Heart (voice) • Dwayne Hill as Stomach / Brain (voice)

Sick of the constant abuse Entree heaps upon them, his stomach, heart and brain suddenly jump out of his body, abandoning him. Entree then ingests Peri, having him fulfill the roles of his AWOL organs. After a few false starts, the arrangement becomes satisfactory for both of them. However, Entree's organs return, having outstayed their welcome by annoying everone else on the island.

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1. How about now?

2. Nope. I'm still itchy, itchy, itchy!

3. I just want to scratch and scratch and scratch and scratch!

4. You got to help me, Entree! Please! Hm.

5. Stop!

6. It's not working!

7. It feels like I'm scratchy on the inside.

8. Why didn't you say so?

9. Peri, I got another idea to help with your itching.

10. Oh, no no! I'm fine.

11. Not itchy at all. See?

12. No itching. Hm.

13. Thanks for all your help, Entree. Got to go. Bye.

14. What am I supposed to do with this thing now?

15. Go, hammy, you're free.

16. That's right, return to your people.

17. Peri? Peri, Peri, Peri!

18. Peri?

19. Huh? Peri?

20. You forgot to make your bed.

21. Oh, my gosh, piñata!

22. Whoa!

23. Hey, that's not candy.

24. Entree, why are you chewing on me?

25. Because you're delicious.

26. What are those?

27. I don't know.

28. Wow, Peri's amazing.

29. I guess the doctor spliced some butterfly into you.

30. Butterflies? I love butterflies!

31. He's so unbelievably... Weird?

32. Beautiful. Beautiful.

33. Beautiful? I'll show you beautiful.

34. Can't take your eyes off me, huh?

35. Everyone's staring at me.

36. No, they're not.

37. Hm.

38. Peri, say something.

39. Uh, hi? Hi, Peri!

40. Tell them you want candy.

41. I want candy.

42. The beautiful one wants candy!

43. He wants candy. Take my candy.

44. You're so beautiful.

45. All right.

46. No, his light is waning.

47. The nerve of that building!

48. Hey, people mindlessly destroying stuff,

49. and it isn't for me? Meow.

50. They're blinded by those beautiful wings of his.

51. Those amazing, gorgeous, powerful, superb...

52. Meow. Ow! Octocat, we need those wings on our bird!

53. Meow. Team.

54. I mean... I mean, team. Heh.

55. You want beauty? Well, I want eating. Food me up.

56. Ah, so beautiful.

57. Hey, hey, hey.

58. What do you think you're pulling?

59. I only eat 10-speeds. Get out of here.

60. Uh, Entree, it kind of feels like you're taking advantage

61. of all these people and me. It's fine, okay?

62. Now, I can't charge all these suckers

63. if they can see you for free.

64. But, uh...

65. Okay, form a straight line, people.

66. The beautiful one says he is in the mood for pie.

67. We'll need protection against Peri's beauty.

68. Put on your smear goggles.

69. Man alive! You're hideous! Meow.

70. I bet I'm all warty and stuff, huh?

71. Ai-ai-ai! Boo!

72. Meow.

73. Out of my way. Beat it.

74. Sycophant coming through.

75. Nah-uh, no one sees Peri unless they, unh-unh.

76. I know. I read the sign. Octocat?

77. Sandwiches!

78. Hello, Peri.

79. Relax. I come only to praise you.

80. Really?

81. It's like being licked by kittens

82. while riding a unicorn through a tickle forest.

83. Ow, ow, ow, ouch!

84. What the...? Oh, thank you, Octocat.

85. His beauty is more powerful than I thought.

86. Time's up.

87. You want more time with Mr. Handsome,

88. put more stuff in my mouth.

89. Octocat? Hey!

90. Listen to me, Peri: you're perfection personified.

91. Wow, I'm so...

92. So... Let me help.

93. You're stunning, gorgeous, beautiful.

94. I am beautiful. I said, time's up!

95. That oaf is just taking advantage

96. of your glorious beauty.

97. So he must be banished!

98. I can't banish my best friend.

99. You're beautiful. You can do whatever you want.

100. Don't listen to him, Peri.

101. Now, tell everyone out there that I want hotdogs,

102. and lots of them.

103. Entree, be gone!

104. Uh-huh. Be what?

105. That was beautiful.

106. Wow, everyone sure is busy.

107. Ah, we finished digging the moat

108. for your fortress, oh, beautiful one.

109. I have a moat? I have a fortress?

110. It's a beauty fortress.

111. I'm going to use it, but it's really for you.

112. Fill the moat with lava!

113. Can't we fill it with something more fun?

114. Like flowers? Or ping-pong balls?

115. Or manatees? Moo.

116. Will a bunch of grinning manatees

117. keep the rabble at bay, hm?

118. How will we rule then?

119. But I don't want to rule. Do I?

120. See your beauty, Peri? Doesn't it deserve to rule?

121. And have an awesome fortress? No.

122. If I'm going to be used by someone,

123. I want it to be my best friend, Entree.

124. Wait, let's not be so hasty.

125. Smarty Smarts is banished!

126. No, ah!

127. We're putty in your beautiful hands.

128. Uh, no, that's all right.

129. Just do what you'd normally do.

130. But we want to do what you want to do!

131. I don't have time for this. I need to find Entree.

132. Where are you going, beautiful one?

133. Oh, don't take your gorgeousness away!

134. Revenge! Ow!

135. I will... Ouch!

136. Have my... Ow! Easy with the iodine. Ow!

137. Revenge!

138. Did someone say my name?

139. No. Meow.

140. Oh, but I think you did,

141. because "revenge" is my middle name.

142. It's, uh, Entree "Get Revenge on Peri" Jones.

143. Aren't you angry at me? I got you banished and all that.

144. You did the what, now? Uh, you were saying?

145. Peri thinks he's so beautiful, he can just throw me aside

146. when I'm trying to take advantage of him.

147. Well, wait till he gets a load of this.

148. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Let it go, Octocat.

149. Let it go.

150. Come, what's-your-face!

151. Together we will get our revenge

152. and show this island the power of real beauty.

153. Meow?

154. Look, you work with what you've got, right?

155. We can fix that.

156. Entree? Entree?

157. Oh, beautiful one.

158. Quit it! You're driving me crazy.

159. I hate these stupid wings!

160. Tell us what to do, oh, beautiful one.

161. Go jump into the volcano or something. Just leave me alone!

162. Hooray! Into the volcano.

163. Wait, I was kidding.

164. No, stop! Don't jump!

165. But we want to.

166. Just like you told us. No, ignore me.

167. It was a dumb idea.

168. Peri, I challenge you to a one-on-one beauty pageant.

169. To the death!

170. But I don't want to be beautiful anymore.

171. I just want to be friends again.

172. Too late! I've come to show you just how beautiful I can be.

173. But you are beautiful, Entree.

174. It's what's inside that really matters.

175. Bring it on.

176. Wow.

177. Bask in my "beautiness."

178. Uh, Entree? You're on fire.

179. I know. I'm super hot.

180. Hot, hot, hot!

181. Entree!

182. Peri, your wings!

183. Mm, they taste like grilled cheese.

184. The important thing is you're safe.

185. And good looking.

186. Uh, why are we up here again?

187. I don't know about this.

188. I'm not impressed. No, wait, look at me!

189. Look, I'm beautiful. Obey me. Come on.

190. Am I smoking hot or what?

191. That's nuts. Oh, no.

192. Entree, it's happening again.

193. Huh?

194. Entree, no!

195. Let's do this.

196. More, more.

197. Entree, no! Not food!

198. Entree!

199. No!

200. Phew. Mm-mm.

201. Thanks for lunch, Peri.

202. Good job, tummy buddy.

203. Your tummy doesn't sound so good, Entree.

204. Maybe you should try eating, you know, just food, for a while.

205. And maybe it should try to remember

206. who's in charge around here.

207. You hear that? I'm the boss of me, okay?

208. You eat what I make you eat.

209. We'd like to welcome you all to the first ever

210. Fifth Annual Keep Away Island

211. Burping Invitational Contest Competition Thingy.

212. Our first competitor comes from all the way, uh,

213. over there.

214. Peri.

215. Not bad, but let's welcome our second competitor, Entree.

216. Not again!

217. I'm the belch champion! Ha-ha!

218. Trying to steal my thunder, huh? Entree!

219. Oh, I'm sorry, Joe.

220. I shouldn't have done that.

221. Uh, teach me a lesson.

222. Oh, I'll teach you, all right.

223. Not so mouthy now, huh?

224. They're beautiful.

225. We need those shorts, Peri.

226. We need them.

227. Yeah! Woo-hoo!

228. Wow.

229. After you, pal. No rush.

230. What's wrong?

231. You don't like this either?

232. I see.

233. Well, maybe I can help.

234. Uh, Entree, is that a good idea?

235. Maybe not, but neither is giving me lip.

236. And you know what? Those shorts didn't even fit.

237. What did you do with them? I, uh...

238. Oh, it is on.

239. What? What's on? Eek!

240. Patricia? Patricia?

241. What? So you think you can eat

242. more muffins than me?

243. Why would I think that? I don't...

244. Time to prove it, sister.

245. One hundred eighty-five.

246. One hundred eighty-six!

247. What's the matter? Give up already, huh?

248. Ya big beaver.

249. Well, not me.

250. I'm going to keep going till...

251. Oh, oh.

252. You think you can eat more than me too?

253. Uh, your belly shouldn't be making noises like that.

254. Yeah, it's fine.

255. What's it going to do anyway?

256. Who are you?

257. I'm his stomach, Einstein.

258. And I'm done in there. No more!

259. Oh, yeah? Come here.

260. I'm not going back.

261. You want to know why? No respect.

262. I'm not the only one who's fed up.

263. Um, wow. Why do you guys want to leave Entree?

264. He never listen.

265. Then he blame brain when he get hurt.

266. Go, move. Get out of way.

267. Are you talking to me?

268. And you? He only uses me for one thing.

269. Ow.

270. Unless Entree changes his ways,

271. he can kiss us all goodbye forever.

272. Yes, kiss, kiss, kiss.

273. Don't worry, he'll be good. Hah!

274. I'm not changing a thing.

275. So I guess it's kisses all around. Mwah, mwah, mwah!

276. Oh, fine.

277. Goodbye!

278. Good riddance.

279. I don't need any of you.

280. Uh, organs like your brain are important, Entree.

281. You do need them.

282. What Patricia say you me?

283. You don't feel any different? Nope.

284. Give me a reason why I shouldn't stomp you two right now!

285. Come on, brain, don't fail me now.

286. You shouldn't stomp me because, uh,

287. we haven't done anything yet?

288. Um, okay. And you?

289. Come on, brain, don't fail me now.

290. I'm sorry but that number has been disconnected.

291. Uh, 'cause that number has been disconnected?

292. Beep, beep, boop. Ah!

293. I know what'll cheer you up.

294. Awesome.

295. Huh?

296. Heh, I'm telling you, they just climbed right out of Entree.

297. Come on, how is that even possible?

298. 2 + 2 is 5.

299. 2 + 2 is 5. Hey, big boy.

300. What's a handsome guy like you

301. doing with a fuzzy little freak like her?

302. Um. Believe me now?

303. Entree? Entree? Whoa!

304. Oh, hey, Peri. Have you met Miguel?

305. He's pre-digesting all my food for me.

306. I mean, who needs a stomach when you got a flamingo, right?

307. But what about your brain?

308. Mr. Fuzzy Bottom here takes care of that.

309. Running fast means yes.

310. Running really fast means no.

311. Okay, and your heart?

312. Is that...? Oh, yeah, I'm all set up.

313. Who needs organs?

314. Okay then.

315. I want my insides back!

316. I say, give it here.

317. So who's going to date me first?

318. I'm thinking you.

319. I forgive all of you. You can come back now.

320. There's no way we're going back in that madhouse. Are you crazy?

321. What? Who wouldn't want to live in here?

322. You'd live in me, right, Peri? Uh, well...

323. Hah, that kid couldn't last a week in you.

324. Challenge accepted. What? No, ah!

325. Mm-mm.

326. You ready in there?

327. No!

328. Right, here comes lunch!

329. Hey, stop! Ouch! Yeow!

330. Help me! Ah!

331. Hey, keep it down in there.

332. Your stupid organs are crazy!

333. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't stomp you!

334. I don't know. Why don't I ask my brain? Brain?

335. Uh, because you're super cute?

336. Not even close!

337. Nice job, brain.

338. Ah! Help me!

339. Arr, we be ready to sail.

340. Vroom, vroom, vroom.

341. Oh, so you want a rematch, huh? What?

342. Thought you could eat more toolboxes than me, huh?

343. Hey, stop! It hasn't been a week yet.

344. Oh, Peri, you look terrible. Who did this?

345. I'll teach them not to mess with my internal organs.

346. You did this.

347. M-Me? But...

348. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, Peri.

349. I'll do it. I'll make it right the only way I know how.

350. Mm.

351. Ah, ooh.

352. Oh, it's you guys.

353. Well? Well, what?

354. We come back now?

355. It's been a week.

356. Oh, the bet. I totally forgot about it.

357. You know what? I'm a terrible place to live.

358. You should keep on living outside, and I'll make do.

359. No, you've got it wrong, pal.

360. We want to come back.

361. See, we've kind of worn out our welcome.

362. They no like us.

363. There, get them!

364. Hey, this is my place now. Get lost!