Spliced 1x39

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While picking on a Whirrel named Ed, Entree and his victim fall off a cliff. The landing causes their brains to pop out and rebound into each others' heads. Entree quickly enjoys his new life as a Whirrel, and the unassuming Peri enjoys Ed's pleasant attitude. Entree is then ordered by a group of Whirrels to kill himself for his crimes against Whirrel-kind.

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1. Ahh!

2. Peri?

3. Entree, where'd you get a whirrel?

4. Oh, you mean Ed. I don't know.

5. The jungle place.

6. And he just does what you want?

7. Sure. He'll do anything for shrimpnuts. Watch!

8. Wow!

9. I know! But get a load of this!

10. He's so dumb!

11. Hey, want to go to the beach?

12. Sure!

13. Ha-ha! Man, classic Ed!

14. Ahh...!

15. Bad Ed! No shrimpnuts for you!

16. Whee! Whee!

17. Yeah!

18. What a great day!

19. Hey, I know what we can play!

20. Yee-haw! We're cowboys!

21. Entree, don't you think you're being mean to Ed?

22. Pfft! He loves it.

23. Pretend you're a cow.

24. What?

25. I'm going to lasso you, you wild varmint!

26. Entree! This isn't fun!

27. Come on! Our cow's getting away!

28. Huh?

29. Ow! Ow! Man, stop!

30. Phew!

31. What is it now, Ed?

32. Oh.

33. Ow, my head.

34. Time for this guy to head home. Come on, Entree.

35. Wait! I'm Entree!

36. Are you okay?

37. Ohh!

38. "Are woo okayee"?

39. Wow, you must have really hit your head or something.

40. I should get you home.

41. Wait, Peri! That's not me! I'm me!

42. You're free, Ed. You can go back to the jungle.

43. "Are woo okayee?"

44. Oh, I see! I get the picture!

45. Put Entree in a whirrel so he'll learn his lesson

46. and then he'll be a best friend to whirrels everywhere!

47. Right? Right?

48. Fine! I'll go off and be a miserable dumb whirrel!

49. Woo-hoo! I love being a whirrel!

50. Man! Why didn't I be a whirrel before? This is great!

51. Go away! I don't have to ever get up. I'm a whirrel.

52. Oh, yeah.

53. Hey! Look at it go!

54. Ow.

55. Soup will make you feel better.

56. "Souuu-p"?

57. That's right. Soup.

58. It's your favorite. Banana and cheese!

59. Mmm! Soup!

60. How are you doing that?

61. Thank-oo, Peri!

62. Wow, Entree. You're actually thanking me.

63. How hard did you hit your head?

64. Ah, too short.

65. Too far.

66. Hole in one!

67. Hey, whirrel! Stop it!

68. Oh, yeah? Why don't you just...

69. What?

70. Ahh!

71. You too, huh?

72. Share?

73. Share? But you've never used that word before.

74. Share "fwend"?

75. Thanks and everything but you shouldn't be eating that.

76. Shrimpnuts are whirrel food.

77. Re-chewed Shrimpnuts!

78. Oh, man! These are great!

79. Why did I ever let Ed eat them by himself?

80. Now!

81. We made it! We made...

82. And these too!

83. Yum, yum!

84. Huh?

85. Phew... Ahh!

86. Peri, okay?

87. Yeah, Entree, but are you?

88. I'm in pain, why aren't you laughing at me?

89. Wait a second!

90. The thank you, the sharing, not laughing at my pain... Ohh!

91. You're an imposter! What have you done with the real Entree?

92. Phew, it is you! I was worried for a second.

93. This is so great! Ed can keep my dumb old body.

94. Huh?

95. Oh, wow! A friend! Awesome!

96. Coming!

97. Hi!

98. You've been summoned. Be at the scratchy-rock

99. when the moon is highest in the sky.

100. What?

101. The elders wish to see you at midnight.

102. Who?

103. All right look, I'll just come get you, okay?

104. Huh? Hey! Want to be friends?

105. So, do you like being a whirrel too? It's pretty great.

106. Did you know we can do this?

107. Ahh!

108. Neat, huh?

109. Shh! We're here.

110. Oh, man! I've been looking for one of those!

111. Oh, yeah! So good! Oh.

112. Brother.

113. Ooh, man. Just a sec, whoa.

114. Okay, I'm done. So, what's going on here?

115. Are we having some kind of wicked whirrel party?

116. We, the brotherhood of the furry flipper,

117. have summoned you here so that you may serve whirrelkind.

118. Ohh!

119. A mutant has been tormenting our kind,

120. teasing us mercilessly with delicious shrimpnuts

121. and riding us around like some kind of pony.

122. What? Who'd do a thing like that to us noble whirrels?

123. Let me at him!

124. You must destroy him.

125. Me? You.

126. Uh, no, I meant, uh: Me will destroy him. Me will.

127. Excellent. Do not fail whirrelkind!

128. Oh, boy.

129. Peri! Dinner!

130. You know, normally I'd be afraid of eating dinner with you,

131. mainly because of the food, but you've really changed.

132. Hotdog marshmallow cereal!

133. Ohh! My favorite!

134. Sorry, Ed, but it's either you or me, buddy!

135. And I love being a whirrel, so it's you!

136. Hey, isn't that Ed?

137. Ahh!

138. Entree!

139. No! No! I love hotdog! I love Peri!

140. No want to be whirrel again!

141. That's fine! I don't want be me either!

142. I just want to eat you up!

143. Ha, gotcha now, Ed! Sorry, buddy, but...

144. No!

145. I'm not going to let you hurt my best friend!

146. Out of the way Peri, he's not who you think he is!

147. Um, okay, whatever. I'm going to stop you!

148. Peri, hurt?

149. "Are yooo okayee"?

150. "Fwend"?

151. Ohh!

152. Entree? You're a whirrel!

153. No! He's nice! He's clean! And he doesn't laugh at me.

154. You know what? Ed and I have a lot in common:

155. You treat both of us pretty badly... Ahh!

156. Blah. Blah. Blah. Time's up, Ed.

157. Shrimpnuts?

158. Gimme, gimme, gimme!

159. Me can't hurt you. We be friends?

160. You no eat me?

161. You got it, buddy! You know what?

162. Let's go teach that furry gang a lesson

163. with some crazy udder-flipper action!

164. Hi-5!

165. Uh-oh.

166. Yeah! Shrimpnuts!

167. Uh-Oh.

168. Oh, man!

169. Me-no-likey!

170. It's okay, Ed! Just follow me.

171. Yeah! Now if we can just...

172. Huh, well, do you know any songs?

173. No. No songs.

174. Hey, who didn't finish their dinner?

175. ED: Me sorry.

176. It's tough being a dad with, my 2 brains!

177. I want my body back!

178. Oof!

179. Peri...!

180. Butter?

181. Peri...!

182. Peri...!

183. Ahh...!

184. Good morning, Peri.

185. Oh. Hey, Entree.

186. What a nightmare!

187. There was this monster and he was chasing me.

188. Wow! I can't believe it.

189. I know!

190. Can't believe you're being such a baby. Zing!

191. That's it. You're not allowed to use my churn!

192. No! My pioneer tool!

193. Must finish butter!

194. Ha! Mine!

195. But it's my butter!

196. You know, there's an easy solution to your nightmares.

197. What's that?

198. Baby. You. Stop being. Zing!

199. Ahh...!

200. Okay, okay, I'm being serious now.

201. No sleep, no nightmares.

202. Just stay awake. Forever!

203. Wow! Why didn't I think of that?

204. Because you're a baby! Zing... Ow!

205. I win!

206. Peri?

207. Ahh!

208. Hi, Joe! Ahh!

209. Nice day, huh? Ahh!

210. Comfy bed.

211. Comfy bed.

212. Ahh!

213. Must stay awake... sleep is the enemy...

214. Wow Peri, you don't look so good.

215. Hey, Pillow.

216. Don't worry about me, sleepy time lullaby...

217. Ahh!

218. I'm fine Patricia! I just haven't slept in 2 weeks!

219. That's not healthy, Peri. You're going to get some sleep, now!

220. Can't. Monster is waiting for me.

221. Entree, grab Peri. We're putting him to bed.

222. What if I don't want to?

223. You don't have the... ahh!

224. I don't care how comfy this cold metal slab is!

225. You're never going to get me to sleep!

226. Not helping.

227. I know what to do! Really this time. No licking.

228. Go! To! Sleep! Now! Peri! Sleep!

229. Entree! What are you...

230. Shh! Look.

231. No! Not again!

232. Got to wake up.

233. They say you always wake up right before you land.

234. Oh, liars! All of them!

235. Peri...!

236. Ahh!

237. Hey, Peri.

238. Entree? Patricia? I must be dreaming you guys!

239. Nuh-uh! If we were part of your dream, would we do this?

240. Hmm, maybe.

241. Oh, yeah? How about if we did this?

242. All right, what if...

243. Enough! Stop being disturbing!

244. Peri, we used the Doctor's Mark-5 dream buckets

245. to enter your nightmare.

246. We're dream commandos!

247. And we're here to help you face your fear!

248. But how do you stop a nightmare?

249. This is a dream.

250. We can dream up anything we want!

251. A little precious, if you ask me.

252. What? Come on! Sparkle arrows are cool!

253. Peri, tell him how cool sparkle arrows are.

254. Yeah, uh, sure. My turn!

255. That's great, Peri. Really.

256. All right, Entree, what have you got?

257. Uh, Entree?

258. What? Don't say you haven't thought about it!

259. Remember what I said about being disturbing?

260. Oh, fine. Magic sword.

261. Yay, look at me with my sword o' magic.

262. Chop! Chop! Chop, chop, chop!

263. Come on out, monster!

264. And get your big dream beat-down!

265. Peri...!

266. I am Toasterhead, and I...

267. Get him!

268. Ahh!

269. I have the power!

270. Oh, come on! Now I've got to think up a new one!

271. Peri...!

272. This doesn't look like my dream.

273. And a little stomp for you!

274. You want some?

275. Always wondered what happens if you get stomped in a dream.

276. Hurts. Hurts real bad.

277. Peri...!

278. It's Toasterhead! He followed us!

279. Trying to get away?

280. Peri...!

281. Expedition note: I have breached the dream barrier

282. and can now explore... Ahh!

283. What?

284. Whoa! Whose dream are we in now?

285. You look funny.

286. Princess want to play!

287. No, no, no, no, no...!

288. Okay, we took a right at Octocat's yarn dream,

289. and another right when we reached

290. Compu-Horse's compu-dream.

291. Look, why don't we just get back in and... No!

292. Run!

293. Oh! Please help me!

294. Huh?

295. You have to hide me! From him!

296. Look, I'm sorry for scaring you.

297. I'm not even supposed to be your nightmare.

298. I'm just hiding out!

299. I was one of the Doctor's bad dreams.

300. But one night he decided to scare all

301. the nightmares out of his head.

302. He created the ultimate monster...

303. Almost... Zombie!

304. Oh! It's him!

305. Dream commandos, go!

306. Oh, man. Total dream-wedgie.

307. But aren't you scared?

308. You bet! But sometimes you have to face your fear and say:

309. Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

310. Rainbow power, go!

311. Do it, Patricia!

312. I'm too scared! What about Entree?

313. I'm too delicious to die!

314. Peri's got it!

315. You know he's that way, right?

316. Come on!

317. Sorry. Not going to work.

318. Huh?

319. Aww! He's like a little baby!

320. Do you really want to see scary?

321. Ha, ha, ha! Cute monster!

322. I'm going to hug you forever!

323. Peri, you saved me! How can I thank you?

324. You like toast?

325. Dreamball... oof!

326. I love dream-bucket stick-fruit-ball!

327. It's way better than the other one!

328. I know!

329. Boo! Look at me! I've got a toaster for a head!

330. Thanks, guys!

331. Dream commandos, go!

332. Expedition note:

333. I have successfully breached the dream barrier.

334. I wonder whose dream this is?

335. Dream commandos, go!

336. Oh, what do you guys want?

337. Exploring dreams can be fun and exciting.

338. But we're here to help you do it safely.

339. Oh, come on. What's the worst that can happen?

340. Hello!

341. Hi, there!

342. Abandon dream!

343. Punch it, Fuzzy!

344. I'm trying!

345. He's doing jazz hands, Fuzzy! Jazz hands!

346. Razzamatazz! Yeah!

347. I can't take it anymore!

348. So remember, one mutant's dream is another's nightmare.

349. So dream hard. But dream safe.

350. Dream commandos, go!