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When Mr. Smarty Smarts blames Octocat for all of his mistakes, she leaves and makes Peri her new master.

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1. I hope I have enough power to go exploring.

2. Fuzzy, uh, that's your biggest

3. and, uh, scariest rocket-thingy ever.

4. Are you sure it's safe?

5. Don't listen to him. It's wicked.

6. It's my dream to explore far away places, Peri!

7. Yeah, but Fuzzy...

8. Shh! You heard him!

9. It's his something or other!

10. Do it Fuzzy! I, uh, believe in you!

11. This is going to be awesome.

12. Ahh...!

13. Oh! Ouch!

14. Yahoo! That was great!

15. Man, why does Fuzzy do it?

16. I mean, I'm not complaining or anything,

17. 'cause it's a pretty sweet show.

18. Well, exploring is his dream, right?

19. Ohh... I think I need more power next time.

20. Yeah, more power.

21. Man, Fuzzy's so crazy!

22. Yo! Don't ever stop being crazy, you crazy little guy!

23. You know, he's not the only one with a dream.

24. Really? I'll get more popcorn.

25. Wow! What's she doing?

26. Writing, I think.

27. Why can't I finish my book?

28. Be quiet! I'm trying to think.

29. No, you be quiet! I'll pound you both!

30. Oh, yeah? Bring it on!

31. Are we doing this now? Is this what were doing?

32. I see. She's crazy too.

33. No, it's that dream thing again!

34. Hey, come on! It's getting good!

35. No way, not him too?

36. Yup! Hey Joe! Can we see what you're painting?

37. Well, it's not finished yet, but...

38. Man! You're right, Peri!

39. You'd have to be crazy to draw stuff like that!

40. Aww, don't be sad, Joe.

41. Turn that frown upside down!

42. And let's add some hair, and maybe a cool tattoo,

43. ooh, and a space helmet!

44. And a pizza!

45. Joe, Patricia, and Fuzzy are the same. They've all got dreams.

46. It's like a voice in your head that won't go away.

47. You know what my dream is, Peri?

48. To find something delicious and put it in my mouth.

49. Eww. Maybe you want to think about that...

50. Okay, you've just eaten it. Never mind.

51. Dream accomplished!

52. DREAM VOICE: Hey.

53. Hey, what?

54. Hey, you.

55. Hey, you what?

56. Hey, you... guy.

57. Uh, who's talking?

58. Hey, you, guy.

59. Uh, Peri? Peri! Peri?

60. Peri... Peri? Peri?

61. Peri...! Ahh!

62. Build it, guy.

63. You can't hide from me, Peri!

64. Don't make me use the tracking collar!

65. So, I look okay? Can you see my bald spots?

66. No. No, no, no. No way, José.

67. Ah!

68. Peri! Stop talking to me!

69. I'm not going to build you anything!

70. Build it, guy.

71. Uh, I didn't say anything.

72. You have to build it.

73. You just said it again!

74. No, he didn't.

75. But if you guys aren't saying it,

76. and you guys can't hear it, then...

77. Oh, my gosh!

78. Oh, man! I've got one of those things!

79. Huh?

80. I've got a dream!

81. Yeah. A dream.

82. Get out! Get out! Get out!

83. I must have caught it from Joe! Or, Fuzzy! Or, you!

84. You never told me dreams were contagious!

85. Okay, guy, seriously. Do I look okay?

86. Absolutely!

87. Build it, build it!

88. Not listening! Not listening!

89. First, retrieve the hat of power...

90. the hat of power...

91. Nuh-uh! I know dreams make you do dumb and painful stuff,

92. so quit talking and go away!

93. Retrieve the hat.

94. Ha! Talk through this, buddy!

95. Retrieve the hat of power!

96. Out of my way!

97. If you don't want to get blown up,

98. you'd better get out of my head, dream!

99. Uh... guy...

100. I'll do it! I'm loco!

101. Retrieve the...

102. I think that's the last piece.

103. The hat of power, guy.

104. You're acting really strange, Entree.

105. Yeah! My dream won't go away!

106. Tell it to get lost!

107. Wow...

108. Uh, I don't see it, Entree.

109. Retrieve the hat of power.

110. Retrieve the hat of power...

111. Retrieve the hat of power.

112. Retrieve the hat of power...

113. Retrieve the hat of power.

114. Retrieve the hat of power...

115. Guy, retrieve the hat of power already!

116. Fine! But only if you promise to go away forever!

117. No more dreams! Deal?

118. Deal, guy.

119. Entree?

120. Now, retrieve the hat of...

121. Power! I know!

122. Stomp of approval. Stomp of approval.

123. Stomp of approval.

124. Stomp of approval. Stomp of approval.

125. Yes!

126. Ah-ha!

127. Give me back my hat! Hat thief!

128. Are you sure you want it back? Hmm?

129. There. I got the hat. Dream done.

130. And a pretty dumb dream too.

131. Retrieve the hat of power, guy.

132. I just did!

133. Retrieve the right hat of power.

134. Whee!

135. That's not a hat!

136. That's a tiara!

137. Retrieve the tiara of power.

138. Grr... ahh!

139. My sparkle hat!

140. Ahh...!

141. There, I got it. I got her "hat".

142. Dream over! Done! Finished!

143. Retrieve the tire of spinning, guy.

144. What? Now I have to get a tire?

145. Yeah.

146. Weird.

147. Ow, ow, ow, ow.

148. The tire of spinning.

149. The horseshoe of kicking.

150. Ow, ow, ow!

151. The stove of cooking.

152. My dream said I needed this too.

153. The omelet of, uh, eating.

154. Guy. No, I didn't.

155. Shh!

156. The blender of blending.

157. The scarf of wearing.

158. The shoe of smelling.

159. The computer of crashing.

160. That's everything, right? Right?

161. Yeah, guy.

162. There. I did it. I lived my dream.

163. Which was I guess to get a whole bunch of useless stuff together.

164. Hooray.

165. Now, assemble the shape.

166. What? Come on!

167. Assemble the shape and you will be done, guy.

168. Uh, really?

169. Yeah.

170. This is for your own good, Entree.

171. You've gone loopy!

172. Wait! I'm almost done, then the voices will leave!

173. Let me go! Let me go! I've got to finish my dream!

174. Well, that was a whole lot easier

175. than making a padded room.

176. Can't stop! Voices still talking!

177. Assemble the shape, guy.

178. Did you hear that?

179. No.

180. Wait!

181. No...!

182. Oh, that's what beauty looks like!

183. I'm so happy!

184. It's done! It's done! It's done!

185. Hooray!

186. This isn't right.

187. I've got to help Entree complete his dream, too!

188. No! No!

189. Hey, Entree. You're not going to let a few pillows

190. keep you from achieving your dream, are you?

191. Uh, I was.

192. Teach those pillows who's boss and finish your dream!

193. Yeah!

194. Let me get the door for you.

195. There!

196. Ooh, look at it go!

197. Uh, what is it?

198. A complete waste of time!

199. That's it, dream! Get out of my head! Now!

200. We were trapped in the Doctor's fridge for so long,

201. until you ate us. Now we can return home.

202. Uh, thank you, guy.

203. Leslie!

204. Sara, come on. You've got a million more eggs.

205. Thanks for following your dream.

206. That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

207. But if it was your dream, it was pretty good.

208. Yeah, and funny enough, I kind of miss it.

209. Hey! What about your dream

210. to put delicious things in your mouth?

211. I almost forgot!

212. I was wrong to make fun of your paintings, Joe.

213. They're delicious!

214. I hate dreams!

215. Patricia, is that a monkey on fire?

216. Smells more like charred dolphin.

217. Make it stop! Hot pants!

218. Ahh...!

219. Huh. We were both right.

220. Get them off! Get them off! Get them off!

221. Ohh!

222. Oh, yeah!

223. Tell me, Octocat, as my minion,

224. why did you ever let me wear lava pants? Hmm?

225. Meow?

226. Yes, it was my idea, but you didn't stop me,

227. so it's your fault!

228. Fault... fault... fault...

229. Octocat! This your fault!

230. Meow!

231. Octocat! This is your fault!

232. Meow!

233. You call that toast? This is your fault!

234. It's punishment time for octo-kitties,

235. and you know what that means.

236. So what'll it be today? The astronaut?

237. How about howdy-hippo? Hmm? Adorable enough for you?

238. I know.

239. Meow-meow-meow!

240. Ohh! How dare you?

241. I had to mail-order that costume!

242. What? Where do you think you're going, young lady?

243. I did not give you permission to use the teleporter bracelet!

244. Fine! Go!

245. I don't need you! I'm a genius!

246. I'll be just fine without an assistant.

247. Science is my assistant!

248. This is your fault, science!

249. Meow?

250. Meow.

251. You're sorry?

252. Um, it's okay, Octocat. It's not your fault.

253. Meow-meow-meow?

254. Meow!

255. Entree, uh, she's hugging me and won't let go.

256. Hugging, huh?

257. Let's see her hug her way out of this!

258. Oh! So you're just looking for a new master.

259. Well, I guess you could come live with me.

260. Entree, turn the laser off.

261. Entree?

262. Ta-da!

263. Your new home! Comfy!

264. Meow!

265. Okay, I'll try, but I've never had a minion before. Ready?

266. Minion, go to bed!

267. Meow-meow!

268. Hey!

269. Aww, you cute little rascal.

270. Meow.

271. There we go, ha!

272. New minion, activate!

273. That's more like it.

274. Minion, get me an ice cream sundae.

275. And fast. I want it like, 5 minutes ago!

276. What? Hello, I'm the master,

277. you're the minion.

278. So you get the ice cream and I eat it!

279. This is too much ice cream!

280. Too much ice cream!

281. Uh...

282. Wow. You totally redecorated all by yourself.

283. Without asking me.

284. Meow?

285. No no, it's great. Really dangerous looking.

286. Uh, what's this do... Ahh!

287. Meow!

288. Peri! Look out! Ahh!

289. Patricia, wait! Octocat's kind of my minion now.

290. Um, really? Peri, I don't think you've thought this through.

291. I mean, look at her...

292. Maybe we should go.

293. Meow.

294. Peri, look! A rock!

295. Oh, another one! These things are everywhere!

296. Peri?

297. Octocat, no!

298. What did I say about orbital lasers?

299. Why, Peri? Why?

300. I just wanted to show you rocks.

301. Octocat! Didn't expect to see you here. Wow, um...

302. Meow-meow-meow.

303. Me? No, just out for a jog.

304. Me-ow?

305. I've been doing fine. Really.

306. Meow?

307. Meow-meow!

308. Oh, I'm sorry. Octocat, meet my new minion, Clawopatra.

309. Ooh, awkward.

310. She's great! You should see how clean she keeps the lair.

311. Sweetie! No need to get angry!

312. I'll just use my tongue. See?

313. Mmm! Lick lick lick!

314. Things couldn't be better!

315. Meow-meow!

316. Peri, you are a lucky guy.

317. Meow-meow.

318. Heh, lucky, yeah. That's me.

319. Ahh!

320. What do you think you're doing?

321. Ahh!

322. Oww! Get out of me!

323. Wait! Don't you want Octocat back?

324. I... I've moved on.

325. Besides, she seems very happy with you, Peri.

326. Pfft! Don't you know anything about girl octopus-cats?

327. She's just trying to make you jealous!

328. Uh, nobody dear!

329. Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!

330. If she catches you here, I'm dead!

331. Sweetie! Did you cut your hair?

332. To make it shorter? It looks absolutely perfect!

333. I always wanted a head laser.

334. Meow... oof.

335. Ah, look, I just wanted to say, well, you know...

336. Come on Smarty Smarts, tell her how you really... feel.

337. Well, we did have some good times together. Good times.

338. Meow?

339. Oh, by all means!

340. Ahh! It's not what you think!

341. I just wanted to ask her where she left all the plutonium!

342. Meow-meow-meow!

343. They're fighting over me?

344. That's awesome!

345. Minion fight! Minion fight!

346. Meow!

347. No!

348. Do whatever you want to me, but leave Octocat alone!

349. Meow?

350. She was the best minion an evil genius could ask for.

351. I... I don't deserve her.

352. Aww!

353. Meow-meow?

354. I meant every word. Can you forgive me?

355. Meow.

356. Aww!

357. Oh, yeah? Fire!

358. Meow!

359. Huh? Oh, sorry.

360. Fire!

361. Choo! Choo! Choo!

362. I promise to treat you better.

363. I'll only yell at you twice a day.

364. Meow!

365. Yell? Did I say yell? I meant pet.

366. Aww!

367. Oh, this is funny to you, hmm?

368. Octocat!

369. I guess that's no more minion for me.

370. Hey, you can be my minion!

371. Ahh!

372. RECORDED OPERATOR: Welcome to Keep Away Island Personals.

373. You have selected:

374. Uh, Smarty Smarts.

375. Hi. I'm looking for that special someone to be my minion.

376. Let's see, I like long walks,

377. giant robots,

378. and, uh, undying loyalty!

379. So, uh, if you think you could be the one,

380. don't be afraid to leave me a message, heh.

381. I command it!

382. Wow, okay, um, how do you turn this off?

383. Am I supposed to press something? Help me out here.