1. What?Copy !req
2. Yeah, that's right.
Check me out!Copy !req
3. Look at me!
Yeah!Copy !req
4. Cool, huh?Copy !req
5. I see.
Kick it, Peri!Copy !req
6. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
7. Who gets respect?Copy !req
8. Not you!Copy !req
9. Entree, I don't think
that worked.Copy !req
10. But I need respect, Peri.Copy !req
11. I need it, I need it, I need it!Copy !req
12. People respect you.Copy !req
13. No, they don't!Copy !req
14. Look, everyone
respects Joe, right?Copy !req
15. Yeah, he's a great guy!Copy !req
16. Nuh-uh. He's tough.
And tough equals respect.Copy !req
17. It's basic math, Peri.Copy !req
18. I'm not sure.Copy !req
19. I'm going to be hard as nails.
I'm going to make the rules.Copy !req
20. No one's going to... oof!Copy !req
21. Walk over... ow!Copy !req
22. Me... ohh.Copy !req
23. If this doesn't get me respect,
then nothing will.Copy !req
24. But no one's ever fought
tentacle Bob and lived!Copy !req
25. I'll just poke him in the eye
with an eye-poking stick.Copy !req
26. But Tentacle Bob doesn't have
eyes, he's just got tentacles!Copy !req
27. Jokes on him.
I don't have a stick!Copy !req
28. Come on, Bob.
Come and get poked!Copy !req
29. Entree, he doesn't
live in the cave.Copy !req
30. He lives in the bucket!Copy !req
31. Uncle! Mercy!Copy !req
32. Uncle-mercy!Copy !req
33. Ohh!Copy !req
34. Wow! He really is
just tentacles.Copy !req
35. Sayonara, comrade.Copy !req
36. Ah-ha!Copy !req
37. Ahh!Copy !req
38. Yahoo!Copy !req
39. Boo. Oh, yeah?
2 can play at that game.Copy !req
40. It's your turn to shine, buddy!Copy !req
41. What?Copy !req
42. No time to talk!
Go!Copy !req
43. I can't watch this.Copy !req
44. COMPUTER VOICE: Welcome back, Doctor.Copy !req
45. Uh, welcome back to who, where?Copy !req
46. To the neural learnerizer,
of course.Copy !req
47. Would you like to
learn about landscaping?Copy !req
48. Not unless I can
landscape my way out of here!Copy !req
49. Computer repair?Copy !req
50. No way!Copy !req
51. Square dancing?Copy !req
52. Oh! Yes!
But later.Copy !req
53. Hmm...Copy !req
54. Ooh! ooh!
Me learn this!Copy !req
55. Program selected.Copy !req
56. Ahh!Copy !req
57. The horror...
the horror!Copy !req
58. Oh, man!Copy !req
59. Waa! Huh?Copy !req
60. Hoo! Haa! Hee!Copy !req
61. Yeah! Go, arms!Copy !req
62. Hyah!Copy !req
63. Hi-yah!Copy !req
64. Entree?
You're okay!Copy !req
65. I'm better than okay,
I'm awesome!Copy !req
66. Everyone's going to
respect me now! Or else.Copy !req
67. Or else, what?Copy !req
68. Hee-yah! Hi-yah!Copy !req
69. Ha, ha, ha... Huh?Copy !req
70. Argh!Copy !req
71. What?Copy !req
72. Hee-yah!Copy !req
73. See, Peri? Everyone totally
respects me now.Copy !req
74. Uh, I think they're
scared of you.Copy !req
75. Pfft. Same thing.Copy !req
76. Entree! Enough with
the karate already.Copy !req
77. Seriously.Copy !req
78. Okay, 1: As if.Copy !req
79. And 2: It's kung-fu.
Hello!Copy !req
80. Just knock it off!Copy !req
81. Oh, yeah?
Make me.Copy !req
82. Um, Entree...Copy !req
83. You can't take all of us.Copy !req
84. Oh, my gosh,
you're totally right!Copy !req
85. Pfft! Hee-yah!Copy !req
86. Uh-huh, yeah.Copy !req
87. Bet you didn't know that
I'm master of Plat-Kwan Do.Copy !req
88. Yeah? Well, I'm a master of
not-caring-jitsu.Copy !req
89. I do have to admit,
you're pretty...Copy !req
90. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
91. Argh...Copy !req
92. Hee-yahhh...Copy !req
93. To avoid damage to
young minds,Copy !req
94. we've been ordered to
replace this fight sceneCopy !req
95. with happy puppies.Copy !req
96. Wow! That's something!Copy !req
97. Boy, you guys are
really missing out!Copy !req
98. Oh, ho-ho!Copy !req
99. Now that's respect!Copy !req
100. R-s-p-e-w... q...
Respect!Copy !req
101. Heh-heh.Copy !req
102. Hello?Copy !req
103. Learner-thing?Copy !req
104. I need something to stop Entree!Copy !req
105. Time travel, perfect!Copy !req
106. Sorry, out of stock.Copy !req
107. Brain lasers!
Yes!Copy !req
108. Brain lasers, no.Copy !req
109. Well, what do you have?Copy !req
110. Wow!Copy !req
111. Entree, there's a big difference
between respect and fear.Copy !req
112. No, there isn't.Copy !req
113. Yes, there is.Copy !req
114. Nope.
Yes!Copy !req
115. Nope.
Yes!Copy !req
116. Nope.
Yes!Copy !req
117. Seriously.
There isn't, okay?Copy !req
118. Then I'll have to show you!Copy !req
119. Oh, man!Copy !req
120. Hi-yah!Copy !req
121. Ha, ha, ha!
A winner is me!Copy !req
122. Out of the way.
Oh, sweet goodness!Copy !req
123. H-yah...Copy !req
124. Huh? Hee-yah!Copy !req
125. Uh-oh.Copy !req
126. I did it!Copy !req
127. You're right, Entree,
this respect thing is great.Copy !req
128. So how does it feel to be
on the other side, huh?Copy !req
129. You like them apples?
You like them?Copy !req
130. We get apples?Copy !req
131. Ooh! Ow! Mercy!Copy !req
132. These... ow... apples... ow...
Taste... ow... terrible!Copy !req
133. Oh, man, I got to fix this!Copy !req
134. Hi-yah!Copy !req
135. Oh, yeah, that's the ticket!Copy !req
136. Brain capacity
reached.Copy !req
137. If you wish to learn more,
you must delete Kung-Fu.Copy !req
138. Ohh! But,
I love my Kung-Fu!Copy !req
139. People respect me when
I kick them really hard!Copy !req
140. Hee-ya.Copy !req
141. Fine.Copy !req
142. Brain capacity
still too small.Copy !req
143. Additional memory
deletion required.Copy !req
144. Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever.
Learn me up!Copy !req
145. Huh, wonder what I forgot?Copy !req
146. Oh.Copy !req
147. Peri.
All hail, Peri.Copy !req
148. We totally respect Peri.
Really.Copy !req
149. Peri!Copy !req
150. Peri! Your rubber reign
of balloonacy is over!Copy !req
151. Really? And how are you
going to stop me?Copy !req
152. 2 words: Knit-ting!Copy !req
153. Knit yourself out of this!Copy !req
154. Uhh...Copy !req
155. Use the needle!Copy !req
156. Ohh!
Thanks, Patricia!Copy !req
157. I give up.Copy !req
158. What happened?Copy !req
159. I had this dream I turned into
a big jerk with balloons!Copy !req
160. You did it, Entree!Copy !req
161. Yeah. But I guess
it's back toCopy !req
162. the basement of
no respect for me.Copy !req
163. Can somebody drag me home?Copy !req
164. I hope you've both
learned your lesson!Copy !req
165. You bet we did!Copy !req
166. Learning is dangerous!Copy !req
167. Ahh!Copy !req
168. My pretzelator!
Stolen!Copy !req
169. Who could have done this?Copy !req
170. This pretzel is huge!Copy !req
171. Maybe, but it could be huge-er!Copy !req
172. Entree, what if Joe finds out
we took his pretzel-thingy?Copy !req
173. There's no way
he could know it was us.Copy !req
174. Eww!
Tastes too small.Copy !req
175. You know what makes this crazy?Copy !req
176. I don't even like pretzels!
I just like making them big.Copy !req
177. Peri made me do it.Copy !req
178. So, what do you want to do now?Copy !req
179. Pinball?Copy !req
180. Yeah!Copy !req
181. You're on fire!Copy !req
182. Ohh!
Look out!Copy !req
183. Wow!
You're incredible!Copy !req
184. New high score!Copy !req
185. Awesome!
Yeah!Copy !req
186. What are you doing?Copy !req
187. My high score!Copy !req
188. Big pretzel?Copy !req
189. So, uh, what do you
want to do now?Copy !req
190. Meow.Copy !req
191. Those 2 get me so worked up!Copy !req
192. Gah! It's not enough.
I need my happy place.Copy !req
193. My hidden slice
of paradise.Copy !req
194. Ahh!Copy !req
195. What are you doing here?Copy !req
196. This is my spot!Copy !req
197. No, it isn't!Copy !req
198. Yes, it is!Copy !req
199. Stop saying the same thing I say
at the same time I say it!Copy !req
200. Let's fight!Copy !req
201. Okay!Copy !req
202. I've had a bad day
because of you people!Copy !req
203. You people?Copy !req
204. Don't even think of
putting me in the same boatCopy !req
205. as Peri and Entree.Copy !req
206. Those 2 wrecked my pretzelator!Copy !req
207. Oh, boo-hoo.
Big rhino no pretzels.Copy !req
208. They erased my high score!Copy !req
209. If that's the worst Peri
and Entree have done to you,Copy !req
210. you got nothing
to complain about!Copy !req
211. The worst?
You listen here!Copy !req
212. What about when they
shrank my shrink ray?Copy !req
213. They said I could just shrink
myself down to use it,Copy !req
214. and I was like, with what?Copy !req
215. All my drawers, filled with
oatmeal and gerbils.Copy !req
216. For 2 weeks running.
Why? You tell me.Copy !req
217. They replaced Octocat's
litterbox with a desk fan!Copy !req
218. Played golf on my back
when I was sleeping.Copy !req
219. They wore all my clothes
mud wrestling!Copy !req
220. Blew up my town 50 times.Copy !req
221. 51.Copy !req
222. Touché.Copy !req
223. You know, I never thought we'd
have something in common.Copy !req
224. Yes.
Definitely a surprise.Copy !req
225. 52.Copy !req
226. Smarty Smarts?
All right people, mob up!Copy !req
227. Uh, Joe, Smarty Smarts.Copy !req
228. I know.
I invited him.Copy !req
229. Okay, for stomping? You invited
him here to stomp him, right?Copy !req
230. Stomp him!
Stomp him good!Copy !req
231. Joe! What are you
waiting for?Copy !req
232. We're going to shoot some hoops.
A little 1 on 1.Copy !req
233. Throw done a few rocks,
tear up the court and all that.Copy !req
234. What?Copy !req
235. Look, Patricia,
Smarts and I are friends now.Copy !req
236. Yeah!
So just deal, okay?Copy !req
237. Joe!Copy !req
238. Fuzzy!Copy !req
239. Get him!Copy !req
240. What are you doing Joe?
It's Smarty Smarts! He's evil.Copy !req
241. Hello!Copy !req
242. Smarts understands me.Copy !req
243. Hoo-ha!
Up high! Down low!Copy !req
244. Now wiggle it!
Piggy in a blanket! Yeah!Copy !req
245. See you later, sister.Copy !req
246. More peanut butter, Smarts?Copy !req
247. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
248. Joe and Smarty Smarts
are friends?Copy !req
249. That's great!Copy !req
250. Our favorite thing
is bugging Joe,Copy !req
251. and our second favorite thing
is bugging Smarty Smarts.Copy !req
252. So bugging them together
would be, like,Copy !req
253. our 3rd favorite thing!Copy !req
254. Math doesn't lie, Peri.Copy !req
255. Hey, 2-Legs Joe.Copy !req
256. Ohh!
They've found us.Copy !req
257. Poke the Mayor!
Poke the Mayor!Copy !req
258. Stop it!Copy !req
259. Poke the Mayor!
Poke the Mayor!Copy !req
260. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
261. Poke Mr. Smarty Smarts!
Poke Mr. Smarty Smarts.Copy !req
262. Hey!
Watch the blowhole!Copy !req
263. That was fun!Copy !req
264. If you liked that,
have I got an idea for you.Copy !req
265. Bucket...Copy !req
266. Stick...Copy !req
267. Fruit-ball!Copy !req
268. Are you nuts?
This swineapple is huge!Copy !req
269. But it was smaller
when I threw it!Copy !req
270. It's a mayo jar.Copy !req
271. No my friend, it's a teleporter
shaped like a mayo jar.Copy !req
272. Watch this!Copy !req
273. Mayo time!Copy !req
274. Oh, time for a disguise.Copy !req
275. Use the other one.
I'm empty.Copy !req
276. Oh, okay.
Thanks.Copy !req
277. What? Grr!
But it's mayo time!Copy !req
278. I can't get to my mayo!Copy !req
279. Oh, sweet goodness!Copy !req
280. Hot! Hot!Copy !req
281. It probably hurts!Copy !req
282. This isn't fun at al!Copy !req
283. Your math doesn't
make any sense!Copy !req
284. Oh, yeah?
Well, you smell funny!Copy !req
285. I don't have to stand here
and take this!Copy !req
286. Me neither!
This friendship is over!Copy !req
287. Meow! Meow!Copy !req
288. No, I didn't see the
streetlights come on.Copy !req
289. I was out with Joe.Copy !req
290. We were having fun. We were
bugging Peri and EntreeCopy !req
291. and then we stopped
for ice cream.Copy !req
292. Meow-Meow-Meow!Copy !req
293. No, he's not a
good influence on me!Copy !req
294. And I'm not going
to stop seeing him!Copy !req
295. No matter what you say!Copy !req
296. I'm... ugh... returning... ugh...
All your... ugh... stuff!Copy !req
297. Whatever, former buddy of mine.Copy !req
298. Aren't you going to
give back my stuff?Copy !req
299. Sure.
It's over there.Copy !req
300. Ahh!Copy !req
301. Entree, what's happening to us?Copy !req
302. I'm kicking your butt.Copy !req
303. No, I mean our friendship.Copy !req
304. Meow.Copy !req
305. Octocat!Copy !req
306. Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.Copy !req
307. So, you're saying, if Joe and
Smarty Smarts are friends,Copy !req
308. We can't be?
Weird.Copy !req
309. Meow.Copy !req
310. Thanks, Octocat.
Now we know what to do.Copy !req
311. Yeah! We'll throw a monkey
wrench into their friendship!Copy !req
312. Smarty Smarts!
Hah!Copy !req
313. Are we friends again yet?Copy !req
314. Hey, a monkey wrench!Copy !req
315. Exactly what I need
to finish Clawopatra!Copy !req
316. Wait!Copy !req
317. I have a much more
delicious plan for them.Copy !req
318. Meow!Copy !req
319. And you thought I'd changed.Copy !req
320. Oh, yay!
Joe's here!Copy !req
321. What kind of surprise?Copy !req
322. You'll see! Okay,
you can take off your blindfold.Copy !req
323. Better let me.Copy !req
324. Ahh!Copy !req
325. I captured Peri and Entree,
wrapped them in pretzels,Copy !req
326. and then covered them
in perma-frosting!Copy !req
327. Let them out!
Now!Copy !req
328. But isn't this what
we both wanted?Copy !req
329. To cover Peri and Entree
in candy forever?Copy !req
330. Think of what life
would be like!Copy !req
331. Yeah, yeah, that is pretty good.Copy !req
332. Wait a minute!Copy !req
333. You almost made me
as evil as you!Copy !req
334. What? I thought
you were cool!Copy !req
335. Guess you thought wrong!Copy !req
336. This friendship is over!Copy !req
337. We're friends again!Copy !req
338. Run...!Copy !req
339. Ahh!Copy !req
340. Oh, you were right, Octocat.Copy !req
341. Joe and I could
never be friends.Copy !req
342. What are you so happy about?Copy !req
343. Poke the Mayor!
Poke the Mayor!Copy !req
344. Poke the Mayor!
Poke the Mayor!Copy !req
345. Joe, you look glum.Copy !req
346. I need my happy place.Copy !req
347. Ahh...!Copy !req
348. What now?Copy !req
349. Let's do our 4th, 5th,
and 6th favorite thing!Copy !req
350. 53.Copy !req
351. Uh, look, I know
we're not pals anymore,Copy !req
352. but I hoped we could
at least keep doing this.Copy !req
353. Okay, sit down.Copy !req
354. Lemonade?Copy !req
355. Thanks.Copy !req
356. This isn't lemonade!
It's just lemon juice!Copy !req
357. I thought that's what
lemonade was!Copy !req
358. Let's fight!
Let's fight!Copy !req
359. Okay!
Okay!Copy !req