Spliced 1x31

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While trying to find batteries for a "Mr. Jigglesworth" toy, Peri and Entree find a pair of walkie-talkies, and use them to pull pranks on the other mutants. Soon after, though, Entree starts using his walkie-talkie to ask Peri for help with everything, causing Peri to discard his in anger.

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1. How about these? Will these do?

2. No, those are rotten eggs.

3. Hm, I don't know what that is.

4. Hey. Are those mine?

5. Come on, Peri.

6. If you keep on saying no,

7. then Mr. Jigglesworth will never dance again.

8. Dance, dance, dance.

9. I'm sorry, Entree, but we need to find batteries

10. for Mr. Jigglesworth.

11. Batteries, get out here now!

12. That's never going to work.

13. Do it like this.

14. Batteries. Here, boys.

15. Come on out.

16. Ha-ha, nice try, rocks,

17. but you're not fooling us.

18. Some of this stuff has to have batteries in it.

19. Yeah.

20. Entree. Smash.

21. I don't think...

22. this is...

23. working.

24. Hm, did you get a haircut?

25. Aw.

26. I bet this has batteries in it.

27. Entree, stop.

28. What are you doing?

29. Peri?

30. How'd you get in there?

31. How'd you get in there?

32. Don't play dumb with me.

33. If you can shrink yourself, I want to know how.

34. Entree, I can't shrink myself.

35. Oh, I see.

36. You want to play rough.

37. Do you like that? Hm?

38. Tell me your secret.

39. Entree, if you talk into one of these boxes,

40. your voice comes out the other one.

41. See?

42. Wow! That's...

43. completely boring.

44. No, it's great.

45. We'll be able to talk to each other from all over the island.

46. We do that already.

47. Peri?

48. What?

49. I'm out of toilet paper!

50. Sigh!

51. Wait!

52. I found a magazine!

53. Ew!

54. But now it won't hurt our throats so much.

55. Peri!

56. I'm gonna stomp

57. on your throat

58. if you don't shut up!

59. Yeah.

60. Hey, Patricia.

61. Entree? That's right.

62. It's me. But...

63. What's wrong?

64. You look like someone's turned your world upside down.

65. Why can't things ever be normal?

66. Where's your walkie-talkie, Entree?

67. I'll get it... in a bit.

68. But... In a bit.

69. What's wrong, Joe? Over here, Joe.

70. I think we're over here.

71. Here, here, here, here.

72. Good night, Entree.

73. Good night, Peri.

74. Uh, Peri?

75. I wet my bed.

76. You wet your bed?

77. Hey, I had an accident, okay?

78. Stupid lemonade.

79. Why don't you just sleep

80. on the couch? Wow. You're a genius, Peri.

81. Thanks.

82. This is great.

83. Good night, Peri.

84. Good night, Entree.

85. Uh, Peri?

86. What?

87. I wet the couch.

88. Did you spill your lemonade again?

89. Yeah.

90. Lemonade.

91. Peri?

92. What should I wear today?

93. Boxers? Briefs?

94. Or butter?

95. Entree,

96. you don't wear underwear.

97. So the butter then.

98. Right? Right?

99. It feels funny on my udder.

100. Hey, butter on my udder.

101. That rhymes.

102. Peri?

103. What? What is it?

104. I've got an itch. And, uh, it's really itchy.

105. So?

106. So, what do I do?

107. Should I scratch it?

108. Or ignore it?

109. Or maybe scratch it with this stick I found?

110. Can't you decide for yourself?

111. So I should use the stick?

112. Peri? Peri?

113. Octocat, behold.

114. Oh, it's much more than just a baby, baby.

115. It'll suck the spine out of anyone.

116. And with no spines, those spineless fools

117. won't be able to resist my domination of the island.

118. What?

119. Who wouldn't want to look at such a well-designed baby?

120. Look at my baby.

121. Not gonna happen.

122. Look at my baby.

123. Look at my baby.

124. Won't anyone look at my baby?

125. Nope.

126. No one trusts me enough

127. to look at my baby.

128. There must be a solution.

129. Music, Octocat.

130. Classical music!

131. Hm.

132. For the last time,

133. I don't know.

134. Can't you decide for yourself?

135. Why decide for myself when I have you?

136. Come on, Peri: cookie or candy?

137. Ladder or bowling ball?

138. Floating or gravity?

139. Blue wire or red wire?

140. Peri?

141. Well, I guess it's good

142. that I'll never ever want that walkie-talkie again.

143. Ever.

144. Peri? Tell me what to do.

145. Please.

146. Peri?

147. Hey, you with the feathers.

148. Tell me what to do.

149. Caw? Caw what?

150. Stop talking in riddles.

151. Someone tell me what to do!

152. SMARTY SMARTS: Maybe I can help.

153. Huh? Oh, man.

154. Yes!

155. Tell me what to do, strange voice.

156. Uh, don't you want to know who I am?

157. Do I?

158. Um, no. No, you don't.

159. Okay.

160. What do I want to do now?

161. You want to take your baby for a walk.

162. Entree, where'd you get a baby from?

163. And who's the mother?

164. Never mind, I don't want to know.

165. SMARTY SMARTS: Tell her to look at your baby.

166. Look at my baby.

167. Well, okay.

168. Your baby's really hungry.

169. Tell her to go home and wait for my occupation.

170. Go home and something something.

171. Okay, I'll do that.

172. Hey, am I doing something bad?

173. Thinking for ourselves, are we now?

174. Do you want me to stop telling you what to do?

175. Do you? Uh... do I?

176. No, no you don't. Okay, okay.

177. I'll do anything you say.

178. MY discs are floppy.

179. Joe? Are you okay?

180. I don't know. Am I?

181. Patricia, what happened?

182. Why are you all so floppy?

183. Entree's baby.

184. It was so hungry.

185. It ate all our spines.

186. No joke. I'm not kidding...

187. Entree has a baby? Who's the mother?

188. That's what I said.

189. Tell me what to do now.

190. SMARTY SMARTS: Is baby's diaper full?

191. It's full of something. Yuck.

192. Then it's time to empty it, right into the volcano.

193. Don't do it, Entree!

194. Uh, should I listen to Peri?

195. No! Only listen to me!

196. If you throw everyone's spines into the volcano,

197. they'll be spineless forever.

198. Entree? Entree?

199. Not listening.

200. La-la-la. Dum-dum-dum. La-la-la.

201. I know how you'll listen to me.

202. Wait.

203. Toss it up. I need that walkie-talkie.

204. Ah! Fine. Have it your way.

205. That's right.

206. Keep pushing.

207. Mr. Smarty Smarts is here.

208. I know.

209. Isn't he good-looking?

210. But don't worry about him.

211. Just dump the spines in the volcano.

212. I know.

213. I can't believe he's doing it either.

214. This is awesome!

215. Stop!

216. Step away from the ledge, Entree.

217. Step away from the ledge, Entree.

218. Step away from the ledge.

219. Sure thing, Peri.

220. No! Throw in the spines! No, don't.

221. Do it. Go. Stop.

222. Put them down. Pick them up.

223. Take them away. No! Throw them in.

224. Do I? as I say.

225. Make up my mind.

226. Soon you'll slip up, and bang.

227. There go all those spines.

228. Whoa...! Whoa!

229. You're right.

230. Which is why I should have said this day ago.

231. Entree,

232. think for yourself.

233. What? No. Don't listen to him.

234. From now on, only I'm telling me what to do.

235. It looks like Entree's got his spine back.

236. Hey, why am I holding a bag of gross spines?

237. Just because someone told me to?

238. I don't think so.

239. I win. I win, I win, I win.

240. Oh, dear.

241. Hey. Batteries.

242. Disguise, anyone?

243. Yeah.

244. Um, can we trade?

245. Nope.

246. Bye.

247. Nice sharkbunny.

248. Ha!

249. Whoo-hoo.

250. Who's trapped? You are.

251. Who's doing a happy dance? I am.

252. WUNNY SHARBIT: Hey, man.

253. Just open the door, okay?

254. Huh? What?

255. Come on. Brother's gonna starve in here.

256. A translator?

257. Yeah. Hooray for that.

258. So you gonna let me out or what?

259. Okay, I'll let you out,

260. but only if you promise not to eat me.

261. Sure, whatever.

262. You promised!

263. Why do you want to eat us so much?

264. Uh, because you guys totally taste great.

265. I think you eat us because that's all you know.

266. From now on, things will be different.

267. I'm teaching you the difference between food and friends.

268. This is what I'm talking about!

269. Hey, everyone.

270. I want to introduce you to my new pal.

271. Hey, Entree. I just wanted you to meet...

272. Bad Sharbit.

273. Spit him out.

274. No, I meant Entree.

275. That wasn't fun.

276. Horns above!

277. Wait.

278. The Sharbit's my friend.

279. Say something to Joe, Wunny.

280. WUNNY SHARBIT:I'm busy.

281. Uh, maybe he could learn some manners.

282. Okay, that was too much too soon.

283. It hurts.

284. Come here. Hey, I was just kidding that time.

285. No, really, we're cool.

286. Ow, ow, ow.

287. We're gonna play friend or food,

288. okay?

289. Are you serious?

290. Fine. Whatever.

291. That's food.

292. Good sharkbunny.

293. Yay, Sharbit.

294. Look at me. I love the Wunny Sharbit.

295. Uh, Peri, he's sniffing my face.

296. He's gonna bite it off and then I'm not gonna have one.

297. So is Patricia friend or food?

298. Uh, this chick's a friend, right?

299. Whoo-hoo!

300. That's right.

301. A chick?

302. Did you just call me a chick?

303. "Chick's" great. I love being called a chick.

304. Going to change my name to chick-chicky-chick.

305. Friend. Chum. Amigo. Pal.

306. Mein Freund.

307. Friend and food?

308. Yeah.

309. Entree's my best buddy

310. and the best eating on the island.

311. Wow, Peri, huh.

312. Maybe the Sharbit isn't just a vicious killing machine.

313. You know, I'm standing right here.

314. If you're going to join society,

315. you have to look the part. Something that's a little less

316. bloodthirsty mutant-eating fiend.

317. And more hip, urban mutant on-the-go.

318. Oh, dude, please, no.

319. Wow.

320. Aw!

321. He's adorable.

322. Yeah, it's like he's saying, "I can eat you,

323. but not while I'm wearing this cute little hat."

324. Hey, I'm just glad it wasn't me.

325. Listen up, furball.

326. Dude, poke me with that thing again and I swear...

327. Small talk is like an important conversation,

328. without the important part.

329. You could talk about the weather,

330. or what you saw on TV, or bacon.

331. You pass. Gold star.

332. I'd devour you,

333. but you sicken me.

334. You didn't eat Entree.

335. You're ready for your big debut.

336. Uh, Peri, are you sure?

337. Shouldn't we...?

338. Thank you all for coming.

339. I have someone I'd like you to meet.

340. It better not be the Wunny Sharbit again.

341. It's the Wunny Sharbit again.

342. Wait. He's different now.

343. Can't you see he's wearing a hat?

344. Out of the way, Peri.

345. No.

346. No!

347. Knock-knock.

348. Uh, who's there?

349. Wunny.

350. Wunny who?

351. Wunny drew you a picture.

352. You drew that?

353. For me?Yeah.

354. So are we cool or what?

355. Yeah. Anyone who can draw like that is a-okay in my books.

356. Besides, look at your hat.

357. It's delightful.

358. So like, who's a Wunny got to maul

359. to get a good mutant sandwich around here?

360. Kidding.

361. Man, you guys got to loosen up.

362. Go.

363. Thanks for the lift.

364. No problemo, chicky-poo.

365. Wow.

366. Dude, you've shown me a new way of life.

367. Oh, please.

368. Seriously.

369. I just wanted to say thank you, man.

370. Dude hug.

371. Well, sharkbunny, pal, you're very wel...

372. You're just in time.

373. For the annual Make Yourself Delicious festival.

374. Is it June already?

375. Ketchup fight.

376. Uh...

377. Could I be any tastier?

378. Remember what I taught you.

379. I'm chocolate-dipped.

380. Wee!

381. Bacon.

382. We've been through so much together.

383. Sorry, dude.

384. Abandon kaiser.

385. No. It's supposed to be a day of joy.

386. And condiments.

387. No!

388. We're friends, not food.

389. Peri! Run!

390. No, Patricia. I've seen his...

391. Ew.

392. Look, nothing personal,

393. but you're a tasty mutant and I'm a tasty-mutant eater.

394. It just wasn't meant to be, you know?

395. Bye. Peri!

396. You're all right.

397. Somewhere inside that killing machine,

398. there's a little heart beating. A heart beating for friendship.

399. But I'm not gonna look for it today.