Spliced 1x27

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Scott McCord as Melvin (voice)

After their friends laugh at them for crying monster, Peri and Entrèe try to make a monster of a cute little mutant called Melvin.

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1. Three, 4,

2. 5, 6, 7,

3. 8, 9...

4. Whatever comes after 9...

5. Shh. Whatever comes after

6. whatever comes after 9.

7. 100.

8. Ready or not, here I come.

9. Give it up, Peri. You'll never...

10. This is where you always hide it.

11. Ah, I win. Uh-uh-uh.

12. You still haven't found the mayo.

13. It's called hide and go mayo,

14. not hide and go jar.

15. But... Time's up! I win!

16. Woo-hoo!

17. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

18. There's still some left.

19. Yummy mayo.

20. Ew. Mayo, mayo, mayo.

21. Entree.

22. I'll save you.

23. Uh, Peri?

24. Hm.

25. There's got to be a smart way to do this.

26. Hey, get your own jar.

27. Entree, look.

28. At what? That.

29. Right in front of us. Wow.

30. Not that front of us.

31. This front of us.

32. Oh.

33. What do you think made them?

34. Maybe the same thing that burned down all those trees,

35. smashed up all those boulders

36. and left behind this huge puddle of drool.

37. Run! Hide! Monster!

38. Fire! Fangs!

39. Laser eyes! Claws!

40. It's going to eat us all!

41. So I said, "Five bucks?"

42. "I'm never paying that much for a bucket."

43. You know what I mean? You said that?

44. Run! Hide!

45. It's a hideous monster!

46. With fire-breathing breathing breath!

47. Eyes that shoot laser beams!

48. Go ahead, laugh.

49. Laugh until you're laughing in a hideous monster's mouth.

50. Entree, your heads are stuck in a mayonnaise jar.

51. Kind of makes it hard to take you seriously.

52. That and the fact that you're both crazy.

53. Oh, yeah? We can prove it.

54. Here, look. Oh, yeah.

55. Those footprints are huge.

56. Yeah, that jar must've made everything

57. look way bigger than it really is.

58. Add a little lightning and...

59. It's not much of a monster.

60. Nice try, boys.

61. Wait. There's a monster. We promise.

62. With fangs and fire breath.

63. Ah, what about the drool?

64. Lightning doesn't drool, does it, Entree?

65. Of course it doesn't.

66. Lightning doesn't mouth-breathe either.

67. The monster.

68. Oh, hi.

69. I'm Melvin.

70. I didn't scare you, did I?

71. No. Ha-ha, us, scared?

72. Of you? Ha-ha. As if.

73. Oh. Do you have a drooling problem too?

74. Yeah, heh-heh. Drool.

75. I'm still getting used to my braces. See?

76. Wow. You're super cute. Wait till everyone meets you.

77. What? We can't let anybody see him looking like that.

78. We promised everybody a big, scary bloodthirsty monster.

79. They're laughing at us. Laughing!

80. Thanks to you and your little fuzzy face

81. and cute nose and soft whiskers.

82. I could try to be a monster.

83. Grr.

84. Grr, grr grr?

85. Aw, that is so cute.

86. I just want to dress you up in a little sailor suit.

87. A suit.

88. Yeah. That's exactly what he needs.

89. Look at me. Now I'm really a monster.

90. Grr.

91. Duh.

92. Use the speaker.

93. Oh, sorry.

94. Bloodcurdling roar? Check.

95. Razor-sharp talons?

96. Check.

97. Laser vision?

98. Ah! Ooh! Check!

99. Fire breath?

100. Check.

101. Cup holders?

102. Ooh! Ooh!

103. Check.

104. Um, are you sure this is all right with everyone?

105. Of course.

106. They're expecting you.

107. Remember, the louder they scream,

108. the more fun they're having.

109. All you have to do is rampage through town,

110. burn down a few buildings and scare everyone witless.

111. Easy.

112. Okay.

113. I mean, uh...

114. Whoo-hoo!

115. Not like this. Not now. I'm too young.

116. Who's laughing now?

117. See, Joe?

118. There is a monster.

119. And look at him go.

120. Woo-hoo. Yeah.

121. The horror. The horror!

122. Okay, okay.

123. Everybody stop crying.

124. Peri and I have something we want to tell you.

125. Told you!

126. Next time we say there's a fire-breathing

127. laser-eyed monster, you'll believe us.

128. There won't be a next time.

129. You look different, Patricia.

130. Yeah. Your eyes are usually happy and sparkly.

131. Now they're glassy and dead-looking.

132. Let's just say fear brings out the beast in me.

133. We're going to track down that laser-eyed

134. flame-breathing freak of nature and do what?

135. Get it! Get it! I can't hear you.

136. Get it! Get it! Get it!

137. Yeah! Get it! Entree, wait.

138. Get it!

139. I told you to go before we joined the bloodthirsty mob.

140. No, that's not it. This is wrong.

141. What's wrong with destroying a monster?

142. Entree, that monster isn't a monster.

143. It's Melvin.

144. He is?

145. That went swell.

146. Oh, Peri and Entree will be so happy.

147. Get it! Get it! Get it!

148. Uh-oh.

149. Get it! Get it! Get it!

150. Wait.

151. Patricia, he's not a monster.

152. What, you're gonna tell me that inside that hideous exterior,

153. there's a cute, fuzzy little guy who only wants to be our friend?

154. Yes. Nice try.

155. Out of my way.

156. That monster is going down.

157. Melvin. We knew we'd find you here.

158. You said playing monster would be fun.

159. It was fun. It's just not fun anymore.

160. But now they all want to get me.

161. Get it! Get it! Entree, we got to do something.

162. Whoa. When did we become a "we"?

163. What do we want to do?

164. Get the monster!

165. When do we want to get it?

166. Now!

167. Why don't we just explain what happened?

168. Then we can all be friends.

169. You mean admit that we were wrong?

170. Let's roll.

171. Ooh, I call laser.

172. Bring it on.

173. Uh-oh.

174. Patricia smash!

175. Oh, yeah. All better now.

176. Joe. Joe!

177. That's enough. It's over.

178. The monster is...

179. Peri and Entree?

180. This was all just a stupid prank?

181. Get down here

182. and take your lumps

183. No. We already got some.

184. Get them! Get them! Get them!

185. Wait.

186. Stop this insanity.

187. Aw. Oh, guys, what a cutie.

188. Oh, if cuteness was catching, you'd be quarantined.

189. You have to find it in your hearts

190. to forgive them.

191. Violence doesn't solve anything.

192. Hm, not only is he cute as a button,

193. he's right. Yeah.

194. Come on down, guys.

195. We forgive you.

196. Phew.

197. They fell for it. Get them!

198. But... oh, never mind. I'm out of here.

199. All right, super wow!

200. What?

201. Huh! What are you doing?

202. Me? Nothing.

203. Me neither.

204. Why are your teeth yellow and broken?

205. Uh...

206. He ate a bulldozer for breakfast.

207. Well, I guess that makes sense.

208. Come on.

209. You sure saved my bacon, Peri.

210. What's a best friend for?

211. Oh, no.

212. A bulldozer, eh?

213. Run!

214. Whoo-hoo!

215. Wee!

216. Too slow, monkey pants.

217. Ah! Oof!

218. Aw...

219. What a great day.

220. A great day with my best pal, Entree.

221. We should celebrate being such great pals.

222. But how?

223. By eating 100 hamburgers in 100 minutes.

224. Yeah.

225. Too many hamburgers.

226. Holy moly.

227. I've got hamburger in my teeth.

228. Holy moly! I'm pink!

229. I'm pink here. And here.

230. And even there. How did this happen?

231. Miguel, did you have anything to do with this?

232. What was wrong with orange? I liked orange.

233. I was good at orange.

234. Peri?

235. Come on, ready to go pick swineapples?

236. I can't let anyone see me like this.

237. I look ridiculous.

238. A disguise?

239. Yes. Thank you, Miguel.

240. So how long have you been pink?

241. What? How did you know?

242. You ran out of bandages.

243. Oh, my gosh. You can't tell anyone, okay?

244. What's the big deal?

245. There's nothing wrong with being pink.

246. Uh, this is about the water skiing, right?

247. Ooh!

248. Huh?

249. Very pink.

250. Super cute.

251. Princess love.

252. Tickle, tickle, tickle.

253. Please. Don't. Stop.

254. Hey, I said please don't stop.

255. I'm flying.

256. I'm flying.

257. Today only.

258. A free scoop of ice cream for anyone wearing something pink.

259. Wow.

260. Strawberry fish ripple.

261. My favorite.

262. Oh, no.

263. How can we have our annual Hooray for Parades parade

264. with all this fog?

265. Wait a second.

266. Peri, with your fur so pink,

267. could we use it to lead our parade through this fog

268. so we don't get lost?

269. You're right, Patricia.

270. There's nothing wrong with being pink.

271. Exactly.

272. I've got to go show Entree.

273. He's going to love my new color.

274. Uh, Peri?

275. You might want to stop the parade first.

276. Why?

277. Pink, pink, pink.

278. Rinky-dinky, dink.

279. Do I know you?

280. Oh, Entree.

281. It's me. Peri.

282. Who are you?

283. It's Peri. Seriously, it's him.

284. He's just pink now. See? Yay, Peri. Whoo.

285. Peri?

286. But, uh... But. uh...

287. You're pink.

288. I know. Isn't it great?

289. Come on, buddy. We've got buddy stuff to do.

290. Wee!

291. Woo-hoo!

292. He's so pink.

293. Wee!

294. I knew it!

295. Wait.

296. Entree's not eating your fire hydrant, Joe.

297. No, I guess he's not, my perfect pink friend.

298. That's just weird, okay? Stop it.

299. Oh, sorry. Uh, Entree is eating your fire hydrant, Joe.

300. What?

301. What a great day.

302. Yeah. Great.

303. Uh, hey, Peri?

304. Have you tried being orange again?

305. Uh, I don't know how I became pink,

306. so I really don't know how to be orange.

307. Maybe we could shave the pink off?

308. You know, buzz-buzz?

309. Why? I like being pink.

310. But you're supposed to be orange.

311. Pink... pink...

312. pink... pink.

313. Hey, buddy.

314. Want to play some bucket-stick-pink-ball?

315. No. That's okay.

316. I'm good.

317. Ah!

318. I never should have bought that nightlight.

319. I, uh, just can't do it, Peri.

320. I can't hang out with someone who's so...

321. pink.

322. Really? Yup.

323. That's why I made this doll.

324. It'll remind me of the old, not-pink you.

325. You're not going to turn pink on me, are you?

326. No, you're not. No, you're...

327. Oh.

328. But you're supposed to be my best friend.

329. I'm going to be so lonely.

330. Hey, Peri.

331. We're having a conga-line party.

332. And we need a conga-line leader.

333. I'll be that leader.

334. Hey, udder face.

335. Who said that? Me.

336. And what you going to do about it, huh?

337. Who are you? Who am I?

338. I'm your conscience, is who I am.

339. How come you've never shown up before?

340. Oh, how come you talk so much?

341. Listen, you're being a bit of a scumbag to your best pal

342. and I'm here to fix it. What?

343. No, I'm not. And I don't need you to fix anything.

344. Oh, well, that's too bad, isn't it.

345. I can still have fun without Peri.

346. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Tons of fun without Peri.

347. Stop.

348. Ow, ow, ow.

349. Oh, no.

350. Not this time.

351. Ow! Mercy!

352. But there's a house on fire

353. and I need the hydrant.

354. I'm not falling for that.

355. Well, what do you know?

356. I bet your ex-pal Peri

357. could have helped you out of this mess, huh?

358. My rare steak.

359. Oh, but you don't like

360. pink things, remember?

361. My pink lemonade.

362. My pink fuzzy slippers.

363. You getting the picture, bub? Huh?

364. I'm getting the picture that you're a hungry jerk.

365. Oh, you want to dance with me? You want to...?

366. Ha! Bring it.

367. You can't make me like pink.

368. You want to bet, wise guy?

369. Now we're playing by my rules.

370. You're one of them. A pinkster.

371. I knew it.

372. Yeah? Well, I'm not the only one, my friend.

373. What?

374. Oh, my gosh.

375. We're all pink on the inside?

376. Finally.

377. I've been a total jerk to Peri.

378. Then maybe you should go and do something about it, huh?

379. I never thought our conga line would get so big, eh?

380. Ah, it was the best.

381. Peri. Entree?

382. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

383. I'm sorry.

384. Pink is great. Pink is awesome.

385. I wish I was pink.

386. But I am.

387. Inside.

388. So we can hang out again?

389. And be best pals?

390. We sure can. Just like before.

391. Paint?

392. But how?

393. Did we eat 100?

394. I don't know. Sure.

395. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

396. I'm not done celebrating.

397. Wake up. Wake up.

398. Wake up, wake up.

399. Uh, it doesn't matter.

400. What matters is that we're buddies again.

401. All thanks to my conscience.

402. What? This guy?

403. I'm not actually your conscience.

404. I was just walking by and I saw you being a bit of a jerk,

405. so I figured I'd do something about it.

406. Oh, it is on!

407. It's on? Really? Then bring it.

408. Is that all you got?

409. Aliens. Huzzah!

410. Please come and take me exploring.

411. I want to see the universe.

412. I'll bake a cake.

413. Excelsior.

414. My destiny.

415. Oh...

416. Hey, wait.

417. Look, Peri, a thingy-thing.

418. Look, Peri, a rock.