Spliced 1x25

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Peri gets a new pet, Pistachio the buppy. When Pistachio runs away, Peri is heartbroken. After visiting Compuhorse, Peri decides to not feel any emotions anymore, becoming "Compu Peri". His friends decide to try and snap him out of it.

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1. Ooh, creeptastic.

2. Huh? Entree!

3. Entree! There's something after me!

4. Wake!

5. Up!

6. Now!

7. Entree!

8. Get up!

9. Please!

10. Yeah.

11. Entree, hurry!

12. You're not a monster.

13. You're a bat puppy.

14. A buppy.

15. Here, boy. Come here.

16. I guess you can't see too well.

17. Okay, you can...

18. stop that...

19. anytime...

20. now.

21. You need a name, little guy.

22. How about Pistachio?

23. We're going to have so much fun, Pistachio.

24. Patricia, Pistachio.

25. Pistachio, Patricia.

26. Aw, he is so cute.

27. Okay... Yuck!

28. Okay, enough with the tongue.

29. S-seriously, stop. Stop.

30. Aw.

31. No! Just leave me alone.

32. Tight. Okay.

33. Patricia?

34. Ow! Joe.

35. What the...? I see you've met Pistachio.

36. Isn't he the most awesomeist?

37. He can't see very well but he sure can...

38. Quite a set of lungs, huh Joe?

39. What?

40. What?

41. Hey.

42. Oh, yeah?

43. Two can play at that game.

44. Hey, it's my turn, pal.

45. So that's how it's gonna be...

46. Entree? Um, Entree?

47. Hey, Entree,

48. have you seen my buppy?

49. No.

50. You want some more?

51. Oh, the pain.

52. Oh! Oh!

53. No fair!

54. There you are, Pistachio.

55. Cute little guy.

56. We're going to go play catch.

57. Wanna come?

58. Yeah, I think I'll pass.

59. This time.

60. Ready, boy? Go get it.

61. Right, you don't see too well.

62. All right, Pistachio.

63. Fetch me. Fetch me. Fetch me.

64. Fetch!

65. Come on, boy.

66. You can do it.

67. Bring back the stick.

68. Come on.

69. Fetch.

70. Come on, Pistachio.

71. Bring me the stick, boy.

72. Hey, guys, just playing fetch with Pistachio.

73. He's been gone a week.

74. That's three... Seven.

75. Seven days ago.

76. Peri, I don't think

77. Pistachio's coming back.

78. But he's my bestest buppy buddy.

79. I gotta find him.

80. Pistachio!

81. Pistachio.

82. Pistachio.

83. Pistachio.

84. Pistachio?

85. Pistachio?

86. Hello, Peri.

87. Witness the activation of my new compu-friend.

88. I am Turbo-Mule.

89. Hm.

90. Aren't you sad he exploded?

91. All emotions are inefficient.

92. Wow, life must be so much easier for a computer.

93. They don't cry or get upset.

94. They just beep.

95. Thank you, Compu-Horse.

96. Besides, I have another creation.

97. Alpha Donkey is your new overlord.

98. Bow before Alpha Donkey.

99. Over my dead circuits.

100. No!

101. Wicked.

102. Peri? You in there?

103. We wanted to see how you're feeling.

104. Feelings are irrelevant.

105. Peri?

106. Peri has been deleted.

107. I am Compu-Peri. Beep.

108. He's fine.

109. Hold it. Uh, Compu-Peri,

110. are you sure you're feeling okay?

111. Compu-Peri does not have feelings,

112. so Compu-Peri cannot feel sad anymore.

113. See? Good old Peri.

114. Uh, maybe you want to get out of the sun, Peri.

115. Yeah or at least put on some sunscreen.

116. Negative. Compu-Peri is solar powered.

117. Ugh, okay, this isn't good.

118. Okay, we have to make Peri feel something again.

119. Why? He looks like he's feeling a lot of pain right now.

120. Zing!

121. Hello, Compu-Peri. What a nice day we're having.

122. We got you some ice cream.

123. Here.

124. Doesn't that make you happy?

125. I have no feelings about frozen dairy confections.

126. But I will still consume it.

127. Oh, yeah? What about now?

128. Aren't you angry?

129. Being angry is illogical.

130. Well, I'm angry.

131. Hey, Peri. Look how pathetic Entree is.

132. Isn't it funny?

133. Laughter is inefficient.

134. You've given us no choice.

135. How about now, huh?

136. Scared? Scared now?

137. How about now, huh?

138. Compu-Peri is not programmed to feel fear.

139. Okay, Entree, that didn't work.

140. What now? I'm not done.

141. Um, Entree...

142. I said I'm not done.

143. Are you sure this is absolutely necessary?

144. Uh, yeah. Duh.

145. Awesome.

146. Entree!

147. Aren't you going to ask Peri if he feels anything?

148. Ask who the what now?

149. Uh, where are you going, Compu-Peri?

150. Compu-Peri's home is combusting.

151. I will go live with Compu-Horse.

152. There has to be something we can do to get the old Peri back.

153. I have an idea.

154. No.

155. Ready for Compu-fun?

156. Engage.

157. Recharging.

158. Recharging. Recharging. Ow.

159. I would have, ow, enjoyed, ow, today

160. if I, ow, had feelings, ow.

161. Me too. Compu-Horse,

162. are you leaking?

163. Negative.

164. Compu-Horse is crying tears of joy.

165. Y-you have emotions?

166. Affirmative.

167. Everyone has feelings.

168. Even Compu-horses.

169. I miss Pistachio.

170. My ice cream!

171. Ah! The Wunny Sharbit.

172. They blew up my house.

173. Pistachio.

174. Oh, feels good, actually, getting these out.

175. Yes. Let it all out.

176. Cry. Cry as hard as you can.

177. Your buppy ran off.

178. But I predict he is making someone else

179. very happy right now.

180. Hold still. Come on.

181. Stop squirming. Just hold still.

182. Hey, guys. What you doing?

183. Peri? You're not a calculator anymore.

184. Well, we thought you might still be feeling sad.

185. So we made you a new buppy.

186. Look how cute he is.

187. Whoa.

188. Pistachio. Why?

189. I'm okay. Seriously. How about some ice cream?

190. Expedition note: I feel violated.

191. Alpha Donkey cannot be stopped.

192. The future belongs to Alph...

193. Hasta la vista, baby.

194. Ha. Ha. Ha.

195. Pee-ew.

196. You really need to clean your fridge, Entree.

197. Aw...

198. What's that?

199. I don't know.

200. But it tasted pretty good.

201. Okay, let's get this baby clean.

202. Gross. Rotten.

203. Moldy. Moving.

204. Wow, you've got a big fridge.

205. I've got a big appetite.

206. Wow.

207. Where are we?

208. Oh, I've reached the promised land.

209. Pee-ew.

210. You really need to clean your fridge, Entree.

211. Aw.

212. What's that?

213. I don't know.

214. But it tasted pretty good.

215. Okay, let's get this baby clean.

216. Sorry to drop in on you.

217. So we meet again, Miss Meadows.

218. That's Marzipan Meadows to you, Dr. Spazerhosen.

219. I can't let you reach the Kingdom of Adventure alive.

220. And how are you gonna stop me, huh?

221. These guys I'm standing on? Hm? Because I'm standing on them.

222. You're an excellent stander, maybe the best I've ever seen,

223. but you can't stand on them all.

224. Get her!

225. Eep!

226. Oh, no.

227. Come on, feet, don't let me down.

228. It's, uh,

229. it's farther than it looks!

230. Wow. I suppose...

231. I suppose that takes care of that.

232. Hm, is anyone hungry?

233. I know this great place back at the River of Death.

234. No. Nah, that's no good.

235. Marzipan Meadows and the Kingdom of Adventure

236. can't end with Marzipan falling to her death.

237. Ha!

238. Whoa. Déjà vu.

239. Okay, that didn't work.

240. Oh, oh, oh. I know, I know.

241. Hey!

242. Huh? You're not serious, are you?

243. I mean, come on.

244. Sorry, Dr. Spazerhosen, but this platypus has to fly.

245. She's really terrible at this.

246. Oh!

247. Why can't I concentrate?

248. Wee!

249. I'm never gonna finish my novel.

250. Wee!

251. Wee!

252. Wee!

253. My turn. My turn.

254. Sure. I'm ready.

255. Wee! Ha-ha.

256. Okay, I can't write my book

257. with you two doing whatever it is you're doing, okay?

258. So stop.

259. But we can't stop, Patricia.

260. We're, oof, trying, oof, to set, ha-ha, a record.

261. Peri, I bet you can't bounce really high.

262. Oh, yeah?

263. Wee!

264. High!

265. Wow.

266. Okay, then.

267. You won't be so lucky next time, Marzipan Meadows.

268. Ha! And maybe next time you won't be so ugly.

269. Get after her.

270. Yes! I am a genius.

271. This is gonna be the best book ever.

272. What's so funny?

273. I can't believe this.

274. Do it again. Do it again, Joe.

275. Yeah.

276. Okay. One last time.

277. Look at his little legs.

278. They're so wiggly.

279. Peri.

280. Hi, Patrici... Ah!

281. Patricia smash!

282. Patricia, the tide's coming in.

283. We were only playing around.

284. Okay, listen up, you freaks.

285. The next person to bother me

286. gets a one-way ticket to fistopolis.

287. You got it?

288. Anyone? Huh? Anyone?

289. Yeah. I didn't think so.

290. Okay, where was I?

291. Thank you, my crustacean friend.

292. Finally.

293. Uh, isn't this supposed to be the Kingdom of Adventure?

294. Hello?

295. Hm.

296. Okay. Kingdom of Adventure. Coming right up.

297. From my imagination in my mind.

298. I know. He's so cute. You should totally ask him out.

299. Sorry.

300. I gotta get back to work.

301. How about a, uh, this?

302. You have got to be kidding me.

303. Okay. Marzipan comes across a, uh...

304. Ho-ho, that's more like it.

305. What?

306. Serious?

307. Why can't I think of anything?

308. Oof.

309. Wait, I've got it.

310. Great. Now what?

311. Oh, come on.

312. All right, I am done. When you think up something good,

313. let me know, okay?

314. Hi, Sara? Hi. No, I'm not busy anymore.

315. I can't think of anything!

316. I finally got everyone to stop bugging me, and then nothing.

317. Oh, what have I done?

318. Peri? Entree?

319. Anyone?

320. Hello?

321. Princess?

322. Peri?

323. Entree?

324. Joe?

325. Ah! She's onto us. Run!

326. Wait. I'm not... I'm not going to hurt you.

327. Don't trust her. She buries people.

328. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

329. Wee!

330. Get out!

331. Ah-ha, got you.

332. I promise not to bury you or crush you

333. or fling you into the air anymore.

334. You're all my inspiration.

335. Huh?

336. Hey, is that a snake?

337. Okay, now do whatever you want again.

338. I'm ready for inspiration.

339. Ha-ha, get out.

340. He did not. He did not...

341. Oh, no.

342. Let's see you get out of this one,

343. Marzipan Meadows.

344. Uh-oh.

345. You guys are dead.

346. I warned you.

347. Entree's top three things

348. to do with mayonnaise.

349. Other than eat it.

350. Right, top three things to do with mayonnaise

351. other than eat it.

352. Because that would be number one.

353. And two and three.

354. And four as well.

355. Entree, I'm dripping.

356. Let me get that.

357. Mm.

358. Oh no, you're dripping over here too.

359. And here. And here.

360. Entree. I've got a stick I want to give you.

361. Ow. Ow. Stop it.

362. Hey!

363. And Entree's number-one thing to do with mayonnaise,

364. other than eat it, is:

365. Mayo?

366. Join us next week for Entree's top things to do

367. when your head's jammed in a empty mayonnaise jar.