1. Peri...!Copy !req
2. Phew!Copy !req
3. Peri...!Copy !req
4. Entree!
What's wrong?Copy !req
5. Someone stole my lucky stone!Copy !req
6. It's gone, Peri, gone!Copy !req
7. But isn't that your
lucky stone right there?Copy !req
8. That's just a picture
of my lucky stone.Copy !req
9. Oh. Well,
what about that?Copy !req
10. That's just a hologram
of my lucky stone.Copy !req
11. And that?Copy !req
12. That's a limited edition replica
of my lucky stone.Copy !req
13. With its certificate of
authenticity, of course.Copy !req
14. There's a thief
on this island, Peri!Copy !req
15. And when he stole my stone,
he also stole my heart.Copy !req
16. Don't worry buddy,
we'll get your lucky stone back.Copy !req
17. We just need some clues.Copy !req
18. Hmm.
Nothing here.Copy !req
19. Ahh-ha!Copy !req
20. No footprints either.Copy !req
21. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
22. No! No! No! No!Copy !req
23. No! No! No!Copy !req
24. My danger pile!
No!Copy !req
25. Phew! I was saving
those for me.Copy !req
26. Think, Entree. Who would want
your lucky stone?Copy !req
27. Only everybody.
It's awesome!Copy !req
28. Then we should ask everybody
if they've seen it.Copy !req
29. Yeah, "Ask".Copy !req
30. Ugh!Copy !req
31. Ahh!Copy !req
32. Umm...Copy !req
33. Shame on all of you,
you sneaky thieves!Copy !req
34. What are you blubbering about?Copy !req
35. Don't play dumb with us!Copy !req
36. We've got photos of your
secret meetings!Copy !req
37. That was a picnic
we had last week.Copy !req
38. You guys were there.
Remember?Copy !req
39. So you hatched your plan
to steal my lucky stoneCopy !req
40. right under our noses!Copy !req
41. Okay.
A: We didn't steal anything!Copy !req
42. And B:
You have a lucky stone?Copy !req
43. You know that's
pretty dumb, right?Copy !req
44. Oh, yeah? Well, A:
You all did steal it. And 2:Copy !req
45. Your lucky stone!Copy !req
46. I thought I'd never
see you again!Copy !req
47. It's okay, everybody!Copy !req
48. Entree's lucky stone
was in his ear all along!Copy !req
49. Entree has ears?Copy !req
50. I have ears?Copy !req
51. Well that was fun.
No hard feelings, right?Copy !req
52. Ahh!Copy !req
53. What?Copy !req
54. Maybe you two would like
to apologize?Copy !req
55. Ohh, right!Copy !req
56. All the accusing and name
calling and trapping!Copy !req
57. We're sor...Copy !req
58. Only losers apologize!Copy !req
59. You're never going to
hear us say we're sorry!Copy !req
60. Right, Peri?Copy !req
61. Eep!Copy !req
62. Wow.
They seem pretty mad.Copy !req
63. The important thing is,
we didn't apologize.Copy !req
64. So we win!Copy !req
65. Wow!
Do we get a prize?Copy !req
66. Eh, just a little something
called self respect.Copy !req
67. Hey, can self respect
get us out of this tree?Copy !req
68. As a matter of fact, yes.Copy !req
69. Hi, guys! Wanna play some
bucket-stick-fruit-ball?Copy !req
70. That depends.
Are you ready to apologize?Copy !req
71. Are you ready
to turn into a pony?Copy !req
72. What?Copy !req
73. Then we're not apologizing.Copy !req
74. Maybe a little alone time
will help change your attitude!Copy !req
75. Thunder stomp!Copy !req
76. Entree!
We're marooned!Copy !req
77. We shoulda just said
we were sorr... oof!Copy !req
78. Forget it! As long as we have
our self respect and I have my...Copy !req
79. Ahh!Copy !req
80. My lucky stone!
It's gone!Copy !req
81. Stone stealer!Copy !req
82. I shoulda known
it was you all along!Copy !req
83. Me? I didn't steal
your stone.Copy !req
84. That's exactly what a
stone stealer would say,Copy !req
85. stone stealer!Copy !req
86. Well, I didn't!Copy !req
87. So say you're sorry for
calling me a stone stealer!Copy !req
88. Say you're sorry for being
a stone stealer!Copy !req
89. Well?
Well?Copy !req
90. What?
What?Copy !req
91. Aren't you gonna say
you're sorry?Copy !req
92. Never!
Never!Copy !req
93. So anyway,
that was all a dirty trickCopy !req
94. so Peri could steal
my lucky stone.Copy !req
95. But you would never do that,
would you, Jimmy?Copy !req
96. Do you believe in fate, Retread?Copy !req
97. I mean, if Entree hadn't lost
his dumb stoneCopy !req
98. in the first place,
we might never have met.Copy !req
99. I need food Jimmy!
Think! Use your brain!Copy !req
100. That soft, milky white, nutty,Copy !req
101. oh, so tasty brain.Copy !req
102. You woulda done the same
if you had hands!Copy !req
103. I keep telling you, Retread,
I lead, you follow!Copy !req
104. Huh?Copy !req
105. Ohh!Copy !req
106. Is that...Copy !req
107. Uhh...Copy !req
108. Uhh...Copy !req
109. My lucky stone!Copy !req
110. It must've fallen out of my ear
when we landed here.Copy !req
111. We coulda still been pals,
all this time!Copy !req
112. If only you hadn't
called me a thief!Copy !req
113. Yeah, well, I'm, uh, s... s...Copy !req
114. Just that I want to apolo...
I'm s... sorr...Copy !req
115. Ahh!Copy !req
116. Look. Wanna be
best friends again?Copy !req
117. Hmm. Sure!Copy !req
118. Done!Copy !req
119. What?Copy !req
120. I didn't know you
hated water, Retread.Copy !req
121. Stop whining, Jimmy.
I didn't eat all your brain.Copy !req
122. Hey! Where did they get
that rusty cutlass?Copy !req
123. Ahh! Entree!
They're serious!Copy !req
124. Hand over your lucky stone.Copy !req
125. They don't want it!
You know what this means?Copy !req
126. No, not really.Copy !req
127. They're gonna eat us!Copy !req
128. Ahh!
Someone, help!Copy !req
129. It's no use!Copy !req
130. We traded our friends for all
that self respect, remember?Copy !req
131. They've got a bazooka!
Ahh!Copy !req
132. If only we had my
danger pile now!Copy !req
133. Okay, okay.
We've got no choice.Copy !req
134. We're sorry...!Copy !req
135. Apology accepted.
It only took you 3 years.Copy !req
136. Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.Copy !req
137. Thank us for what?Copy !req
138. For stopping those
merciless killers!Copy !req
139. You guys have been on
this island too long.Copy !req
140. But, how'd you get here so fast?Copy !req
141. We walked.
The lake's only ankle deep.Copy !req
142. That's why it's called
Ankle Deep Lake.Copy !req
143. It's a living.Copy !req
144. Ha, ha, imagine that.Copy !req
145. Did we mention
how sorry we are?Copy !req
146. Because we're really sorry.Copy !req
147. Really, really, really sorry.Copy !req
148. All right, we get it!Copy !req
149. Guess we were
overdoing it a bit, huh?Copy !req
150. Sorry.Copy !req
151. Knock it off already!Copy !req
152. Beautiful. Untamed. Majestic.Copy !req
153. Yes. It's your friend.
The rock.Copy !req
154. Feeling lonely?Copy !req
155. Not anymore with rock!Copy !req
156. But don't forget
to clean up after it.Copy !req
157. Don't use that
old toothbrush, friend.Copy !req
158. Give rock a try!Copy !req
159. I don't see how...Copy !req
160. I said, give rock a try!Copy !req
161. Can't open that jar
of mayonnaise?Copy !req
162. Rock can help!Copy !req
163. Uh, I'd rather not.Copy !req
164. Having trouble
reaching that camera?Copy !req
165. What?
No, no, I'm fine!Copy !req
166. You need a rock!Copy !req
167. Ugh! Entree!Copy !req
168. Rock!
A friend in every pile.Copy !req
169. Entree!
We've been through this!Copy !req
170. You're not a commercial.Copy !req
171. Uh, rock is available
everywhere. Pick one up today.Copy !req
172. Ha, ha.
Don't tempt us.Copy !req
173. Ahh!Copy !req
174. Rock may cause diarrhea,
indigestion, nauseaCopy !req
175. and severe beatings
from friends.Copy !req
176. COMPU-HORSE: It all began when the bologna
fell from the depths of space.Copy !req
177. Tired of running, it decided
to make Earth its new home.Copy !req
178. But you can't roll away
from your past.Copy !req
179. The bologna thought it was safe.Copy !req
180. It was wrong.Copy !req
181. There was no escape.Copy !req
182. Not even for the innocent.Copy !req
183. And that is how
sandwiches came to be.Copy !req
184. Oh, uh, that was really
interesting, Compu-Horse.Copy !req
185. But we just wanted
to borrow some mayo.Copy !req
186. I have no mayo. I have no
condiments of any variety.Copy !req
187. No ketchup. No mustard.
No tartar...Copy !req
188. Okay, okay! We get it.
Sheesh!Copy !req
189. COMPU-HORSE: Wait. Do not go.Copy !req
190. Maybe we could
'have-fun' or 'hang-out'.Copy !req
191. Well, I don't see...Copy !req
192. Why not?Copy !req
193. It could be fun!Copy !req
194. COMPU-HORSE: Then let us proceed to fun.Copy !req
195. It's a great day for swimming!Copy !req
196. Whee!Copy !req
197. COMPU-HORSE: Hooray.Copy !req
198. Don't be shy, Compu-Horse!Copy !req
199. Let's just try a game of catch.Copy !req
200. COMPU-HORSE: Affirmative. I am ready.Copy !req
201. When do we start?Copy !req
202. We call this game
horn-leg-chasey-chasey.Copy !req
203. Booga-Wooga!Copy !req
204. Na-na-na!Copy !req
205. You get 2-legs Joe really mad...Copy !req
206. And then see how long until
you get stomped!Copy !req
207. 7 seconds!Copy !req
208. New... ugh!
Record!Copy !req
209. COMPU-HORSE: My turn.Copy !req
210. Na-na-na.
Look at me.Copy !req
211. Booga-Wooga.Copy !req
212. I am making faces at you.Copy !req
213. Do I win?Copy !req
214. Hey, Patricia.
Look at my face.Copy !req
215. Booga-wooga.Copy !req
216. Make it stop, Peri!
Make it stop!Copy !req
217. What? The pain?Copy !req
218. Yeah, the pain of hanging out
with Compu-Horse! Zing!Copy !req
219. I can't do it anymore!
He's lame and boring!Copy !req
220. Compu-Horse can't do
anything cool!Copy !req
221. Okay, okay. We'll tell him
that we're busy, um...Copy !req
222. Making mini hotdogs.Copy !req
223. Making mini hotdogs.Copy !req
224. And we just can't
hang out anymore. Okay?Copy !req
225. Uh, Compu-Horse,
it's been a lot of fun, but...Copy !req
226. What is that?
What is that?Copy !req
227. COMPU-HORSE: That is Cubewhacker.Copy !req
228. Would you like to play
Cubewhacker?Copy !req
229. There's a cube!Copy !req
230. And it needs to be whacked!Copy !req
231. Whack it, Peri!
Quick!Copy !req
232. I'm trying!
I'm trying!Copy !req
233. Oh, my gosh!
Look out!Copy !req
234. Here it comes!
Whack it!Copy !req
235. COMPU-HORSE: Do you like my game?Copy !req
236. Then we can still 'have fun'?Copy !req
237. COMPU-HORSE: Let us manipulate our faces in
grotesque ways at 2-Legs Joe.Copy !req
238. Yeah.
Okay.Copy !req
239. COMPU-HORSE:I compute that you are
only here to whack cubes.Copy !req
240. Not because you wish to
'hang out' with me.Copy !req
241. That's crazy Compu-Horse!
We love...Copy !req
242. Peri, watch out!Copy !req
243. Ahh!Copy !req
244. COMPU-HORSE:I have ejected Cubewhacker.Copy !req
245. If you really wish to hang out
with me, you will remain here.Copy !req
246. Hurt feelings, 3.1.Copy !req
247. Ahh!Copy !req
248. Get it!
Get it! Get it!Copy !req
249. I'm trying!
I'm trying!Copy !req
250. Oh, no!
It's broken!Copy !req
251. Wait. You have to
put it in something.Copy !req
252. Here we go!Copy !req
253. This is amazing!
Look at me! Whee!Copy !req
254. Ahh!Copy !req
255. I gotcha, Peri!
Yeah!Copy !req
256. That feels really gross.Copy !req
257. We have to find a computer if we
want to play Cubewhacker again.Copy !req
258. I knew that.Copy !req
259. Ready?Copy !req
260. Let's whack some cubage!Copy !req
261. Peri, look!Copy !req
262. Huh? Holy cow!Copy !req
263. This is the best!Copy !req
264. COMPUTER VOICE: Level 1. Begin.Copy !req
265. Entree! C'mon!Copy !req
266. Hooray!Copy !req
267. Hooray!Copy !req
268. Whee!Copy !req
269. COMPUTER VOICE: Level complete.Copy !req
270. This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to us!Copy !req
271. I never want to leave, ever!Copy !req
272. COMPU-HORSE: Neigh.Copy !req
273. COMPUTER VOICE: Level 8. Begin.Copy !req
274. Level 10. Begin.Copy !req
275. Level 14. Begin.Copy !req
276. COMPU-HORSE: Sigh.Copy !req
277. Uh-oh.Copy !req
278. 2 lives remaining.Copy !req
279. What happens when
we run out of lives?Copy !req
280. You will receive 1,000 volts
to your cerebral cortex.Copy !req
281. Ha! Joke's on you!
I don't have one of those!Copy !req
282. Ahh!Copy !req
283. We can't do this forever!Copy !req
284. Okay, okay.
Let's just quit the game.Copy !req
285. Great idea!Copy !req
286. So, uh, how do we do that?Copy !req
287. 1 life remaining.Copy !req
288. Ahh!Copy !req
289. Whack it, whack it, whack it!Copy !req
290. Wow! Who are you?Copy !req
291. I am Omega Steed.Copy !req
292. Wow!
Wow!Copy !req
293. He's the coolest guy
in cool town.Copy !req
294. No, he's way cooler than that!Copy !req
295. COMPUTER VOICE: Level complete.Copy !req
296. I am here to help you escape.Copy !req
297. To do so, we must defeat
Cubewhacker himself.Copy !req
298. But we only have 1 life left!Copy !req
299. Then we can't make any mistakes.Copy !req
300. With me, you two!Copy !req
301. COMPUTER VOICE: Level 37. Level 52.Copy !req
302. Level 84.Copy !req
303. Level 99.Copy !req
304. Level complete.Copy !req
305. Prepare for level 100!Copy !req
306. Now what?Copy !req
307. We have reached the final level.Copy !req
308. If we can defeat Cubewhacker,
freedom is ours.Copy !req
309. And if we don't?Copy !req
310. Then we will float forever
in eternal darkness.Copy !req
311. At least we won't get
our brains shocked.Copy !req
312. Sorry. That happens first.
Then the eternal darkness.Copy !req
313. You are doomed!Copy !req
314. Come. We will
defeat him together.Copy !req
315. Game over, man!
Game over!Copy !req
316. It is not over!Copy !req
317. No...!Copy !req
318. COMPUTER VOICE: Game over. You win.Copy !req
319. Omega Steed!Copy !req
320. No!Copy !req
321. There... cough... it is done.
As am I.Copy !req
322. You... you saved us!Copy !req
323. He was the best mysterious
computer guy we've ever met!Copy !req
324. We're alive!Copy !req
325. But Omega Steed isn't.Copy !req
326. COMPU-HORSE: Hello, Peri. Hello, Entree.Copy !req
327. Oh, great.
Look who's here.Copy !req
328. Hey Compu-Horse, why couldn't
you be as cool as Omega Steed?Copy !req
329. Instead of as boring as
Compu-Horse?Copy !req
330. Wait!Copy !req
331. Compu-Horse, are you...Copy !req
332. COMPU-HORSE: Omega Steed is my online name.Copy !req
333. Can you show us
how to be cool like you?Copy !req
334. Ooh! Ooh!
I wanna learn a flip!Copy !req
335. COMPU-HORSE: Yes. But first, you must know
the history of cool.Copy !req
336. Cool began as a dance move
from the 60s,Copy !req
337. popular with children
in their teens.Copy !req
338. It happens to everyone.Copy !req
339. You see one in the jungle
and you think,Copy !req
340. "He's so cute.
I wanna bring him home!"Copy !req
341. Hai-ya! Hai!Copy !req
342. But Samurai do not make
good pets.Copy !req
343. Your adorable little Samurai
may impress the neighbors.Copy !req
344. But they're ancient warriors,Copy !req
345. and need serious house training.Copy !req
346. Huh?Copy !req
347. Hai-ya!Copy !req
348. Oh, Samurai!Copy !req
349. But that's not the worst part.Copy !req
350. Go get it!Copy !req
351. I have failed.
I have no honor.Copy !req
352. They can't even fetch.Copy !req
353. Ahh!Copy !req
354. So if you see a Samurai
in the wild, leave him be.Copy !req
355. They don't make good pets.Copy !req
356. But ninjas do!Copy !req
357. Hey, Nin-Joe,
you found the ball!Copy !req
358. Ohh!Copy !req
359. And cookies!Copy !req
360. Mmm!Copy !req
361. And remember:
Knowing is growing!Copy !req
362. These are great!
Did you bake them?Copy !req