1. Yay!Copy !req
2. Um... Entree?Copy !req
3. Entree!Copy !req
4. You don't have any hair.Copy !req
5. I know.
But I can dream.Copy !req
6. Oh! Look!Copy !req
7. Crispy Salty Snacky
Crunchy Munchy Chips!Copy !req
8. Ya-hoo!Copy !req
9. Ha, ha, ha!
That tickles!Copy !req
10. Okay, that'll be
$1.50 for the chips,Copy !req
11. and $19.95
for Entree's butt.Copy !req
12. How come I don't beep?Copy !req
13. 'Cause you don't have
a bar code like Entree.Copy !req
14. Apparently Entree's got 2 days
until his best before date.Copy !req
15. Wow!Copy !req
16. Uh, what's that mean?Copy !req
17. What do I look like?
A computer?Copy !req
18. COMPU-HORSE:A best before date indicatesCopy !req
19. when it is safe
to consume a product.Copy !req
20. And then what happens?Copy !req
21. You may experience
molecular decomposition.Copy !req
22. explosive decomposition.Copy !req
23. Wow! But think how'd
pretty you'd be!Copy !req
24. There is also a 20% chance
of complete goo-ification.Copy !req
25. But I don't wanna turn to goo!Copy !req
26. Or something completely
unexpected may happen.Copy !req
27. Get it off, get it off!Copy !req
28. Don't give up, Entree!Copy !req
29. There's gotta be some way
to roll back the clock!Copy !req
30. Come On! Exercise is supposed
to make you feel younger.Copy !req
31. You're only as young
as you feel.Copy !req
32. And you can't feel any younger
than a baby.Copy !req
33. Goo-goo, ga.
Goo-goo, ga.Copy !req
34. Baby?Copy !req
35. Baby!Copy !req
36. Peri!Copy !req
37. Is it working?Copy !req
38. Baby want bottle?Copy !req
39. No, I'm...Copy !req
40. Burp, now!Copy !req
41. Okay, being a baby didn't work.Copy !req
42. So you can probably take off
the diaper now.Copy !req
43. Eh, I'll need it eventually.Copy !req
44. Aw, Man!
I feel great!Copy !req
45. 3 minutes.Copy !req
46. 3 minutes!Copy !req
47. Doomed.
I'm doomed!Copy !req
48. Wait, there's still hope,
right Compu-Horse?Copy !req
49. Negative. Compu-Horse forecasts
a 100% chance of doom.Copy !req
50. 10% chance of flurries.Copy !req
51. Oh, I'm sorry Entree.Copy !req
52. If only I could take your place.Copy !req
53. "If only I could take
your place..."Copy !req
54. "If only I could take
your place..."Copy !req
55. "If only I could take
your place..."Copy !req
56. Hey, brain, I'm trying to sleep!Copy !req
57. Sorry.Copy !req
58. "If only I could take
your place..."Copy !req
59. Ohh! I know!Copy !req
60. Hey! Wake up buddy!
Rise and shine!Copy !req
61. Entree?Copy !req
62. Hey, why am I in your house?Copy !req
63. And why do you look like me?Copy !req
64. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
65. This is your bedroom, Entree.Copy !req
66. See? You're Entree
and I'm Peri,Copy !req
67. and since it's your last day,
we'd better make it a good one!Copy !req
68. But I thought...
Just yesterday I was Peri.Copy !req
69. Ha, ha!
That's funny, Entree!Copy !req
70. You've got the barcode,
so that means you're the oneCopy !req
71. with the horrible,
horrible awful fate.Copy !req
72. Not me. Peri.Copy !req
73. Wow! I guess
you're right, Peri.Copy !req
74. What are you doing?Copy !req
75. Well, since I'm Entree,
I ought to be really hungry!Copy !req
76. My lucky dream turnip!
I was saving it!Copy !req
77. Oh, man!Copy !req
78. Oh, this is so good.Copy !req
79. It tastes like magic!Copy !req
80. Goodbye, turnip!
At least I have my beets.Copy !req
81. What?Copy !req
82. No...!Copy !req
83. My pet rocks!Copy !req
84. I guess I don't need
these anymore.Copy !req
85. Charles!Copy !req
86. Whoo!
My diary!Copy !req
87. Diary?
Ahh!Copy !req
88. Give it to me!Copy !req
89. No way!
This is my diary, Peri.Copy !req
90. Hey! Since this
is my last dayCopy !req
91. I should tell everyone how much
they really mean to me.Copy !req
92. Last chance, right?Copy !req
93. Ahh!
Entree! No!Copy !req
94. Joe! Patricia!Copy !req
95. Peri?Copy !req
96. Nope, it's me, Entree, duh!Copy !req
97. And since I'm totally gonna melt
into a gross pile of goo,Copy !req
98. there's stuff
I want you to know.Copy !req
99. Joe. Apparently,
I think your hat is hilarious.Copy !req
100. I mean, it's like
3 sizes too small.Copy !req
101. Maybe you should get a bigger
hat. Or a smaller head.Copy !req
102. Oh, and Patricia: Why is your
tail so big and flat?Copy !req
103. Oh, I bet you could use it
as a parachute.Copy !req
104. Doop-dee-doo, dee-doo.Copy !req
105. Ho-ho. Okay, so, I've got a big
stupid parachute tail, huh? Wow!Copy !req
106. Insult me, fine.
But my hat?Copy !req
107. Is it really too small?Copy !req
108. No, no, no.
Seriously, seriously.Copy !req
109. Come on, no.Copy !req
110. It's fine,
it's totally... really.Copy !req
111. Like, maybe a smidge.
Do you know that it's small?Copy !req
112. Did you see me come though here?Copy !req
113. I mean, Entree?Copy !req
114. Fuzzy! Your expeditions
are the best!Copy !req
115. The explosions are better
than watching TV!Copy !req
116. Keep on failing!Copy !req
117. Expedition note:Copy !req
118. Princess!Copy !req
119. Peri?Copy !req
120. No...!Copy !req
121. Oh, man! That isn't in my...
I mean, your diary.Copy !req
122. Sure it is.
Look!Copy !req
123. Dear Diary, sometimes I wishCopy !req
124. I could tear a strip off
Princess Pony Apehands.Copy !req
125. Well, it's almost time.Copy !req
126. So, I guess you don't need
my house anymore.Copy !req
127. Wait! No!Copy !req
128. My house!Copy !req
129. You know, I just want to say
that you're a great pal, Peri.Copy !req
130. I mean, who else would stick
with me right to the end?Copy !req
131. Yeah, you're a good friend.Copy !req
132. I mean, I'm a good friend.Copy !req
133. Midnight!Copy !req
134. Here it comes!Copy !req
135. 0See you later, buddy.Copy !req
136. No! No!Copy !req
137. Okay! Okay!Copy !req
138. You're not Entree!
I'm Entree!Copy !req
139. Ohh!
But... how?Copy !req
140. I'm sorry, Peri!Copy !req
141. I was just so scared
of my best before date.Copy !req
142. Oh, well.
That's okay I guess.Copy !req
143. Having udders was awesome!Copy !req
144. Yeah, it's pretty good,
isn't it?Copy !req
145. Hey, it's past midnight,
and if you're really you,Copy !req
146. why isn't anything happening?Copy !req
147. Good question.Copy !req
148. Entree!Copy !req
149. Wait!Copy !req
150. I'm not gooified!Copy !req
151. You're alive!Copy !req
152. And you've got
really great hair!Copy !req
153. Oh, I think that's mold.Copy !req
154. You mean it's gorgeous!Copy !req
155. There he is!Copy !req
156. I'll show you
whose hat is too small!Copy !req
157. Expedition note:
Fuzzy's gonna mess you up.Copy !req
158. Okay, okay.Copy !req
159. I'll make it up to all of you.Copy !req
160. Right after I do this.Copy !req
161. Whoa!Copy !req
162. Whoa.Copy !req
163. Argh!Copy !req
164. Junk. Junk.Copy !req
165. Junk. Junk.Copy !req
166. Junk...Copy !req
167. Fun!Copy !req
168. Ooh! Press the button!
Press the button!Copy !req
169. Boring.Copy !req
170. Ooh!
Invisibility hat!Copy !req
171. Pfft.
There's no such thing, Peri.Copy !req
172. Can you see me?Copy !req
173. Wow!
It does work!Copy !req
174. Ow!Copy !req
175. Ow!Copy !req
176. I wonder what this does?Copy !req
177. Invisible monsters!
Oh!Copy !req
178. Entree!
It's a whirrel call!Copy !req
179. Where?
Oh, there.Copy !req
180. Wow!
Wow!Copy !req
181. My turn!Copy !req
182. Entree?Copy !req
183. Expedition Note:
Ahh!Copy !req
184. Joe! Want to see the most
amazing thing ever?Copy !req
185. No!Copy !req
186. Stop!
Are you nuts?Copy !req
187. Yeah, Entree!
I can do way better!Copy !req
188. Wow! Looks like you've got
a lot to clean up, Joe!Copy !req
189. Ahh!Copy !req
190. Joe, what happened?Copy !req
191. What happened?Copy !req
192. These 2 wrecked half the town,
is what happened!Copy !req
193. Yeah, but you wrecked
the other half!Copy !req
194. You know, we expect Peri and
Entree to destroy everythingCopy !req
195. once in a while, you know?Copy !req
196. But we don't expect you to do
it. Your temper is too much!Copy !req
197. Yeah!Copy !req
198. Shut it!Copy !req
199. Heh-heh.
Or whatever.Copy !req
200. Fine! If you don't want my
temper, then you don't want me!Copy !req
201. Let Peri and Entree
run the town!Copy !req
202. I'm... outta... here!Copy !req
203. We accept your decision
to make us Mayor.Copy !req
204. Well, it's no mayor's office,
but it'll do.Copy !req
205. Not so bad.
Nice and... damp.Copy !req
206. Natural light... and dark.Copy !req
207. Lots of room... Oof!Copy !req
208. DEEP WISE VOICE: Rise upon your 2 Legs,
friend.Copy !req
209. Who's there?Copy !req
210. I'll stomp you into gravy!Copy !req
211. To stomp me, Joseph,
you must stomp yourself.Copy !req
212. Hello.Copy !req
213. You cannot run from me, Joseph.Copy !req
214. What? Why have you
never talked before?Copy !req
215. I am Lord Wingus Eternum.Copy !req
216. And I have broken
my ancient silenceCopy !req
217. to help you defeat your temper.Copy !req
218. But... but you're just the bird
who lives on my butt!Copy !req
219. Am I? Or are you the rhino
who lives on my feet?Copy !req
220. Huh?Copy !req
221. You've turned my whole world
upside down!Copy !req
222. Oh, you're making me
climb the volcanoCopy !req
223. so I can look inside myself.Copy !req
224. Actually,
I just wanted some air.Copy !req
225. But now that you mention it,Copy !req
226. we can see the whole town
from here. And look!Copy !req
227. Peri and Entree
are cleaning up?Copy !req
228. But no one's forcing them too!Copy !req
229. I always have to yell to make
them do stuff like that!Copy !req
230. Do you have to?Copy !req
231. Or, do you want to?Copy !req
232. Now, Joe, does a mayor
need a temper?Copy !req
233. Of course he does!
It's part of the job!Copy !req
234. Really, Joe?Copy !req
235. Really, really?Copy !req
236. Really, really, really?Copy !req
237. I... thought... so.Copy !req
238. So, this is a magic puddle?Copy !req
239. No. I just need you to look
directly into my eyes.Copy !req
240. But, because I'm on your back,
it's a little tricky.Copy !req
241. Yes, Joe.Copy !req
242. Look into my eyes...Copy !req
243. Look into my eyes...Copy !req
244. Why is everything faded?Copy !req
245. Is this my past?Copy !req
246. Yes, Joe. And do you recognize
that young fellow over there?Copy !req
247. Yeah!
Look how happy I am.Copy !req
248. You see, Joseph? Even as a
child, your temper was severe.Copy !req
249. So? What would happen if
I stayed angry all of my life?Copy !req
250. How bad could it be?Copy !req
251. Up to, and including...
this bad.Copy !req
252. Is this my future?Copy !req
253. Of course, Joseph.Copy !req
254. No...!Copy !req
255. Entree!Copy !req
256. Oh, no!Copy !req
257. No littering!Copy !req
258. Run!Copy !req
259. I don't believe it.Copy !req
260. Those giant robot legs
were amazing!Copy !req
261. Well, yes, I suppose they were,
but the point is...Copy !req
262. That's great!Copy !req
263. I liked the sound, too.Copy !req
264. But you sunk the island, right?Copy !req
265. I must have been like, 50' tall!Copy !req
266. Joseph.
Back to the puddle!Copy !req
267. Once awoken,
your temper knows no bounds.Copy !req
268. I thought I could be
as angry as I wanted.Copy !req
269. I'll never get angry again!Copy !req
270. Thank you, Wingus.Copy !req
271. Of course, Joseph.
I will always have your butt...Copy !req
272. Back! I will always
have your back.Copy !req
273. What?Copy !req
274. Hey, Joe!
You're back just in time!Copy !req
275. My temper's under control
and I'm...Copy !req
276. Just in time for the start
of our new plan!Copy !req
277. Since 1 whirrel
kinda wrecked stuff,Copy !req
278. a whole bunch of whirrels
should fix stuff!Copy !req
279. That plan doesn't make
a lot of sense, Peri.Copy !req
280. Not angry.
Not angr... Ugh!Copy !req
281. Wingus, what do I do?Copy !req
282. Wingus!Copy !req
283. I don't talk in public,
remember?Copy !req
284. Okay, I didn't get angry and
everything still went wrong!Copy !req
285. What happens if
I never get angry again?Copy !req
286. Well, it's hard to say...Copy !req
287. Show me!Copy !req
288. Expedition note:Copy !req
289. My exploration of the volcano
proceeds on schedule.Copy !req
290. Wow. Hot!Copy !req
291. Uh, well...Copy !req
292. I can't believe you missed that!Copy !req
293. Um, Joseph...
your temper.Copy !req
294. I'm not going to lose my temper!
There's too much to be done.Copy !req
295. But I am going to get angry.Copy !req
296. Isn't that the same thing?Copy !req
297. No, it's not!Copy !req
298. Joe's coming back!
And he looks mad!Copy !req
299. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
300. Shut it!Copy !req
301. You're not going to stomp us?Copy !req
302. No, I'm not! Now,
where's the whirrel call?Copy !req
303. Okay, Joe.
Here you...Copy !req
304. I wanna give it to him!Copy !req
305. Here you go.
Here you go.Copy !req
306. Must get angry...Copy !req
307. just... enough!Copy !req
308. And stay out!Copy !req
309. That was amazing!Copy !req
310. How'd you learn to control
your temper like that?Copy !req
311. Let's just say
a little bird told me.Copy !req
312. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
313. At least he tried to.
But he was wrong,Copy !req
314. and I had to figure it out
for myself!Copy !req
315. But I really wish
I had those robot legs!Copy !req
316. Robot legs?Copy !req
317. Man, those things were the best!Copy !req
318. Imagine the things
I could stomp with them!Copy !req
319. Joe, Joe?
Everyone's left Joe.Copy !req
320. Joe, look.
I made up the robot legs.Copy !req
321. They weren't even real.Copy !req
322. I thought you never talked?Copy !req
323. How about some never talking
right now? Okay?Copy !req
324. Our guest today is
Lord Wingus Eternum.Copy !req
325. Can I call you Wingus for short?Copy !req
326. Lord Wingus Eternum is short.Copy !req
327. My true name would begin with
the dawn, end with the moon,Copy !req
328. and ravage your mind
like a nightmare.Copy !req
329. And how long have you had
a rhino on your feet?Copy !req
330. It has always been so.Copy !req
331. My father,
Lord Beakman Q. Eternum,Copy !req
332. had a rhino on his feet,
as did his father.Copy !req
333. It's tradition.Copy !req
334. Ah, okay. And how would you
describe that experience?Copy !req
335. Well, I never have to walk
anywhere, which is nice.Copy !req
336. My rhino, Joseph, is the Mayor,Copy !req
337. so I get to go to nice parties.Copy !req
338. Well, what's the
worst thing about it?Copy !req
339. I have never sat down.
Not once.Copy !req
340. Sometimes I have dreams
of sitting.Copy !req
341. Lord Wingus Eternum,
thank you for speaking with usCopy !req
342. and all the best for the future.Copy !req
343. Unless the future has a chair
and a pair of earplugs,Copy !req
344. I'm not looking forward to it.Copy !req
345. You!
Lumberjack!Copy !req
346. Stop that noise!Copy !req