1. Boop! Boop! Boop!
Apehands detected!Copy !req
2. Awooga! Awooga!
Stompy foot alert!Copy !req
3. Ding! Ding! Ding!
Super fun-time platypus alarm!Copy !req
4. Hello! Binoculars
don't talk, Peri.Copy !req
5. Oh right... Sorry.Copy !req
6. Patricia!Copy !req
7. Entree! Go away!Copy !req
8. Aw, c'mon Patricia,Copy !req
9. Peri and I were just
wondering... Peri?Copy !req
10. He was just... oh.Copy !req
11. Expedition note... ahh!Copy !req
12. Oh. That's where I left that.Copy !req
13. So warm and salty.Copy !req
14. So... You wanna come
eat rocks with us or what?Copy !req
15. No. I'm a platypus.
We don't eat rocks.Copy !req
16. In fact, you probably
shouldn't either.Copy !req
17. What?Copy !req
18. How about we play body-part
switcheroo instead?Copy !req
19. Look! My hat squirts!Copy !req
20. I'm not like you guys, okay?
My body parts don't come off.Copy !req
21. Maybe you just haven't
pulled hard enough.Copy !req
22. Ahh! Stop!Copy !req
23. I don't stretch, or eat rocks,
or swap body parts,Copy !req
24. so why don't you two freaks
just leave me alone!Copy !req
25. Wow. She's upset-a-roody.Copy !req
26. Then this a job for...Copy !req
27. the Smile Squad!Copy !req
28. You bet!Copy !req
29. Who are they?Copy !req
30. Entree, I meant us.
We're the Smile Squad.Copy !req
31. Ooh ooh! Do we get
to wear costumes?Copy !req
32. No.Copy !req
33. Of course we get costumes!Copy !req
34. The Smile Squad is going down!Copy !req
35. 'Cause you know
we're making smilesCopy !req
36. when we're flipping
all those frowns.Copy !req
37. S to the M to the I to the L...Copy !req
38. We think that makes "smile"
but you know we can't spell!Copy !req
39. She's supposed to be happy,
not lying on the ground.Copy !req
40. When she wakes up,
we shouldn't be around!Copy !req
41. Huh?Copy !req
42. Wah! Aaahh!Copy !req
43. People call us thieves but it's
frowns that we're stealing!Copy !req
44. 'Cause life is so much betterCopy !req
45. when you're living
on the ceiling!Copy !req
46. This still isn't working and I
don't know what to do.Copy !req
47. We probably should have dipped
her little feet in the glue.Copy !req
48. We tried flowers first,
then turned you upside-down.Copy !req
49. Now here's some more flowers
to wipe away your frown!Copy !req
50. Now that sounds like
a smile if I'm not...Copy !req
51. Aaaah!Copy !req
52. Do you think she's still mad?Copy !req
53. Patricia Smash!Copy !req
54. Why's she so upset? Other than
the whole flower thing.Copy !req
55. Maybe we could ask her.Copy !req
56. Boring!Copy !req
57. Wow... What's that?Copy !req
58. It's the braininator, duh.Copy !req
59. It lets you read brains.Copy !req
60. Where'd you get it?Copy !req
61. Y'know, from the place
with the stuff.Copy !req
62. Again!Copy !req
63. Who's doing this? And who eats
peanut butter and mayo?Copy !req
64. I mean, this is gross!Copy !req
65. Let's brainiate!Copy !req
66. Wow, Patricia's brain
sure is tidy.Copy !req
67. Tidy, boring, same thing.Copy !req
68. Basic math? Boring.Copy !req
69. Fine motor skills? Boring.Copy !req
70. Childhood memories?Copy !req
71. C'mon. We gotta find out
why Patricia's so blue!Copy !req
72. TV NARRATOR: Behold the platypus... the only
one of her kind on this island.Copy !req
73. Not being a mutant,
she feels alone. Different.Copy !req
74. A freak amongst freaks,
if you will.Copy !req
75. The reason?Copy !req
76. There's nothing on...Copy !req
77. Listen you idiots!
Patricia's depressedCopy !req
78. because she's the only
non-mutant on the island!Copy !req
79. A talking television!Copy !req
80. That is so cool! Hey TV,
what's it like being a TV?Copy !req
81. Change channels
by yourself again!Copy !req
82. Ohh! I can't take
this anymore.Copy !req
83. Aahhh!Copy !req
84. Waiiit. What if Patricia's upset
because she's not a mutant?Copy !req
85. Yeah, right. That's stupid.Copy !req
86. If we make Patricia into a
weirdo freak like us,Copy !req
87. she won't feel lonely anymore!Copy !req
88. I know just the way!Copy !req
89. I don't understand how that
supposed to make her a mutant...Copy !req
90. It's a radioactive
dinosaur spider, Peri...Copy !req
91. Hello? Radioactive.Copy !req
92. Help me! Anybody!Copy !req
93. What's going on, this crazy
thing is chasing me...Copy !req
94. You have computed the incorrect
solution to Patricia's problem.Copy !req
95. The answer is more symbolic,Copy !req
96. and contains 100% less
radioactive dinosaur spiders.Copy !req
97. Ffft. How are we gonna make her
feel like a freak then?Copy !req
98. Magic? Magic spells?Copy !req
99. Magic wands?Copy !req
100. Magic would be great!
But I've got a better idea.Copy !req
101. How'd you find usCopy !req
102. in the middle of the jungle
anyway, Compu-horse?Copy !req
103. Compu-horse is everywhere.Copy !req
104. Wow. Really?Copy !req
105. No. Compu-horse is lost.Copy !req
106. Great. Like I'm not
alone enough as it is.Copy !req
107. And my tail is not that big!Copy !req
108. Are you serious? Who drew this?Copy !req
109. I'm going to regret this.Copy !req
110. Welcome to my
stomp-stacle course!Copy !req
111. What did I do?Copy !req
112. Sweet mercy!Copy !req
113. Ooh! Take that!Copy !req
114. What's going on?Copy !req
115. We'd say, but...Copy !req
116. You're gonna be too busy
on your scavenger hunt!Copy !req
117. In a stomach!Copy !req
118. Here's your list!Copy !req
119. I'm gonna kill you...Copy !req
120. Go!Copy !req
121. Let's see. You got
the disco ball, the lawn chair,Copy !req
122. two garden gnomes,
and the tapeworm!Copy !req
123. Hey... I don't see
the pogo stick.Copy !req
124. What? Oh, you've got to be...Copy !req
125. Nobody likes a quitter!Copy !req
126. Like we wouldn't notice.Copy !req
127. Oooh! Great job!
What's next Entree?Copy !req
128. Mayo-dome.Copy !req
129. Yes. Mayo-dome.Copy !req
130. Why are you doing this? Wh...Copy !req
131. Is it because I'm not
a freak like all of you?Copy !req
132. Yes!Copy !req
133. Princess smash platypus!Copy !req
134. Y'know what? That's fine!
Bring it on!Copy !req
135. You've pushed this platypus
too far!Copy !req
136. Okay! Who wants some? Huh?Copy !req
137. 'Cause I've got lots!
Bring it on!Copy !req
138. She's coming this way.Copy !req
139. I just want to know one thing.Copy !req
140. Why?Copy !req
141. You've made it throughCopy !req
142. the official Keep Away Island
initiation!Copy !req
143. Now you're an honorary mutant!Copy !req
144. What? That doesn't
even make any sense!Copy !req
145. Sure it does! Sometimes, being a
mutant is really confusing,Copy !req
146. that's why we threw you
in a maze!Copy !req
147. And the mayo pit?Copy !req
148. Mayo-dome-ah!Copy !req
149. But... Dome-ahCopy !req
150. Look, if you can
survive these two,Copy !req
151. then you're definitely
one of us, spliced or not.Copy !req
152. Well... I guess...Copy !req
153. So you're not mad?Copy !req
154. Oh... I didn't say that...Copy !req
155. You know what guys?Copy !req
156. I'm feeling a lot better.Copy !req
157. That's great Patricia!Copy !req
158. Can you let us out now?
Please!Copy !req
159. Yeah, ask me again... um...
tomorrow. Yeah.Copy !req
160. Look out! Sharp teeth!Copy !req
161. Fear me, mutants of Condemned.Copy !req
162. For today, I bring your doom!Copy !req
163. Meow.Copy !req
164. Octocat. Where's my
computer-controlledCopy !req
165. super laser battle tank?Copy !req
166. Meow.Copy !req
167. No, watermelons
are not just as good!Copy !req
168. Ahem.Copy !req
169. Ow! Why...Copy !req
170. Don't... my plans...Copy !req
171. Ever work?Copy !req
172. Ready!Copy !req
173. Umm... Food!Copy !req
174. Food!Copy !req
175. Hmm... That's a tough one.Copy !req
176. Not food! Not food!Copy !req
177. Entree! Entree!Copy !req
178. Switch to delicate! Switch to
delicate! Del-I-cate!Copy !req
179. Come on, Peri.Copy !req
180. Sheesh. I'm sorry, you've got
nothing on Peri and Entree.Copy !req
181. That deformed rhino is right!Copy !req
182. If only I could harness the
reckless powerCopy !req
183. of Peri and what's-his-face!Copy !req
184. Thanks buddy!Copy !req
185. Entree! Not food! Not food!Copy !req
186. Meow.Copy !req
187. Yes. Maybe we'll
just use Peri...Copy !req
188. "For Peri's eyes only.Copy !req
189. Not for what's-his-face."Copy !req
190. Admit one Peri to super exciting
free movie night!Copy !req
191. Peris Only!Copy !req
192. Popcorn! Candy! Evil!Copy !req
193. I can't wait to tell Entree!Copy !req
194. Hey Entree! Guess what!Copy !req
195. Hey Peri.Copy !req
196. Hey Entree.Copy !req
197. Guess what just slid
under my door?Copy !req
198. Hmm... A pancake?
Nope.Copy !req
199. A pizza?
Nope.Copy !req
200. A station wagon?
Nu-huh.
Try again.Copy !req
201. Huh... A very flat
birthday cake?Copy !req
202. Not even close! I got a...Copy !req
203. Peri's Only!Copy !req
204. A...?Copy !req
205. A... Nothing!Copy !req
206. Wow! Can I see it?Copy !req
207. Sure! Uh...Copy !req
208. Whoa... it sure is pretty.Copy !req
209. Here! You can have it!Copy !req
210. I've gotta go! Bye!Copy !req
211. Wow. Peri's the best.Copy !req
212. But what do I feed it? Peri?Copy !req
213. Uh oh... Peri!Copy !req
214. Peri's Only!Copy !req
215. Meow?Copy !req
216. Sure. Here you go.Copy !req
217. Peri! I lost your nothing!Copy !req
218. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
219. I never knew there was a movie
theater on Keep Away Island.Copy !req
220. Hey... This isn't a trap
or something, is it?Copy !req
221. Meow.Copy !req
222. Oh... That explains everything!Copy !req
223. Our contest winner! Excellent!Copy !req
224. Please sit right here,Copy !req
225. we've got a special chair
just for you.Copy !req
226. Looks comfy!Copy !req
227. Doop-dee-doo!
La-dee-dah!Copy !req
228. This is great. I hate it
when I blink during movies!Copy !req
229. Lights! Projector! Evil!Copy !req
230. Wow...Copy !req
231. Yes... Let the images
enter your mind.Copy !req
232. Let them change
the way you think.Copy !req
233. Let them fill you
with a desire...Copy !req
234. for evil!Copy !req
235. That tank looks funny!Copy !req
236. Yes, it certainly... what?Copy !req
237. Don't you feel a rising urge
to dominate the weak?Copy !req
238. I dunno. Kinda, I guess.Copy !req
239. No... You're missing
the point!Copy !req
240. Concentrate!
Peri?Copy !req
241. Pay attention!
This is good wholesome evil!Copy !req
242. I found your nothing again!Copy !req
243. Peri...Copy !req
244. Evil... Evil...Copy !req
245. Evil...Copy !req
246. Starting to feel something?
Evil, maybe?Copy !req
247. Yeah, it's just...
those two missiles,Copy !req
248. flying side by side.Copy !req
249. Yes. Yes! We can
build one together!Copy !req
250. Together? Like friends?Copy !req
251. Like me and Entree?Copy !req
252. I lied to my best pal!Copy !req
253. The movie was really great,Copy !req
254. but I've got to go
tell Entree I'm sorryCopy !req
255. for leaving him behind.Copy !req
256. But... We were going to be a
team! I even made T-Shirts!Copy !req
257. Meow.Copy !req
258. I know! The shirts were too
much... they freaked him out.Copy !req
259. To think Peri could
have had all this!Copy !req
260. My library of evil!
What happened to my plans?Copy !req
261. Meow.Copy !req
262. You think Peri took them?
But that would mean...Copy !req
263. He is evil after all! Aha!Copy !req
264. I told you my plan would work!Copy !req
265. Meow.Copy !req
266. Well, then I'm telling you now.Copy !req
267. Leave me behind, huh Peri?Copy !req
268. Let's see... Hmmm.. Ooh!Copy !req
269. That's a good one...Copy !req
270. How am I gonna look Entree in
the eye after what I did?Copy !req
271. I'll just tell him the truth.Copy !req
272. Nah, he'll get super mad.Copy !req
273. That's silly.
Entree never gets mad at me.Copy !req
274. We're best buds!Copy !req
275. I'll make it up to him somehow!Copy !req
276. Hey, whaddaya know! A cookie!Copy !req
277. Entree loves cookies too!
I'll make him a fresh batch!Copy !req
278. That'll make it up to him!Copy !req
279. Oh boy! This'll show
him I'm really sorry.Copy !req
280. Thought you could fool me, huh?Copy !req
281. What?Copy !req
282. Ahh...Copy !req
283. Don't worry, I'm not mad.Copy !req
284. You and I will rule the
island together. Hoorah!Copy !req
285. Hmm? Evil cookies, huh?Copy !req
286. These aren't evil!
They're delicious.Copy !req
287. What game are you playing, Peri?Copy !req
288. Wait... If I'm not
committing evil,Copy !req
289. and you're not
committing evil...Copy !req
290. Nooo!Copy !req
291. Kid's got talent...Copy !req
292. Entree!Copy !req
293. So... I'm new at
this victim stuff.Copy !req
294. Do we scream then cower,
or cower first?Copy !req
295. Oh, I don't know, I mean I
prefer some trembling, you know?Copy !req
296. Followed by a nice... Aaahh!Copy !req
297. Entree! What are you doing?Copy !req
298. I couldn't destroy you, pal, but
I can destroy all your stuff!Copy !req
299. You lied so you could ditch me
to go to the movies.Copy !req
300. So now, I give you this:Copy !req
301. the Revenge-O Lava
Blaster-o-tron!Copy !req
302. Why not call it the
Magma-Lava-Veng-o-tron?Copy !req
303. Huh. That's not bad.
Magma-Lava-Veng-o-tron.Copy !req
304. Enough! Say goodbye to your
everything, Peri.Copy !req
305. I'll never lie to you again
Entree! I promise!Copy !req
306. Just step away from the
Magma-Lava-Veng-o-tron.Copy !req
307. For me. Your friend. Peri.Copy !req
308. Friend? You ditched me!Copy !req
309. But I won't do it ever again!Copy !req
310. So, if this is what
you really want to do,Copy !req
311. then I'll do it with you!Copy !req
312. You and me? You mean...?Copy !req
313. Yeah. Let's destroy
the island...Copy !req
314. together!Copy !req
315. That's all I ever wanted...Copy !req
316. Whoa! Okay, stop! Heh!Copy !req
317. This island is the only thing
keeping us from drowning,Copy !req
318. so let's not burn it down
quite yet.Copy !req
319. What'll you give us?Copy !req
320. Uh... What do you want?Copy !req
321. That explosion is really cool!Copy !req
322. That tank can drive
over our houses!Copy !req
323. It's like the explosion
and the tank are...Copy !req
324. Best friends!Copy !req
325. You've seen this
movie sixteen times!Copy !req
326. That's it! Get out!
Get out! Get out! Get out!Copy !req
327. No! No no!Copy !req
328. Popcorn! Candy!
Whatever you want!Copy !req
329. Yay!Copy !req
330. I miss getting my head stomped.Copy !req
331. This is great. Movies,
free popcorn, my best pal...Copy !req
332. Evil!Copy !req
333. Oh, hello.
What's this I'm carrying?Copy !req
334. Oh, it's Nothing.Copy !req
335. New from Wrong-Co,
it's Nothing!Copy !req
336. Made from 100% empty space,Copy !req
337. Nothing's guaranteed
stain resistant.Copy !req
338. I see you're
admiring my Nothing.Copy !req
339. It's whisper quiet
and fits almost anywhere.Copy !req
340. Is there nothing
Nothing can't do?Copy !req
341. For only eight payments of...Copy !req
342. Uh... Entree, are you...Copy !req
343. Are you eating nothing?Copy !req
344. Maybe... Why?Copy !req
345. You're not supposed
to eat Nothing.Copy !req
346. Why not? It's good.Copy !req
347. Oh man... Peri!Copy !req
348. What?Copy !req
349. Entree's eating nothing!Copy !req
350. What? Oh no!
Patricia! Help!Copy !req
351. Entree! No!Copy !req
352. Don't eat Nothing!Copy !req
353. I'm eating Nothing
and you can't stop me!Copy !req
354. Hold him down!
I'll get Nothing out!Copy !req
355. Ask for Nothing
at fine stores everywhere.Copy !req