1. Hungry. Hungry, hungry.Copy !req
2. This guy's really hungry.
I'm hungry.Copy !req
3. Yeah! Hungry, hungry.Copy !req
4. You're not going to
be hungry for long!Copy !req
5. Ta-da!Copy !req
6. I know! I'm a great cook!Copy !req
7. Uhh...Copy !req
8. You don't like it?Copy !req
9. Uhh, how do I say this gently...Copy !req
10. Peri, you're a...Copy !req
11. Terrible, sinister, awful,
appalling, dreadful.Copy !req
12. Bad. Ah. You're a bad cook.Copy !req
13. But hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's okay!Copy !req
14. You can't be good at everything.Copy !req
15. But what am I good at?Copy !req
16. Well, you're, uhh,
you know, uhh...Copy !req
17. Ah!Copy !req
18. Let's go find out right now!Copy !req
19. Hey, Princess Pony Apehands!Copy !req
20. Did you know that Peri's
the best hairdresserCopy !req
21. on Keep Away Island and he's
going to style your hairCopy !req
22. and make it really pretty?Copy !req
23. Here goes!Copy !req
24. Princess mad!Copy !req
25. You don't like it?Copy !req
26. Hey, Patricia! Did you know
that Peri's the best mechanicCopy !req
27. on Keep Away Island?Copy !req
28. Really?Copy !req
29. Well, maybe he could help me
get old Susie here running.Copy !req
30. You betcha! Now, let's...Copy !req
31. Ooh! I'm so sorry. That was...Copy !req
32. That was not intentional.Copy !req
33. That should do it!Copy !req
34. Don't worry. It's got to
run out of gas sometime.Copy !req
35. Hi, Two-Legs Joe!
Did you know thatCopy !req
36. Peri's the best house painter
on Keep Away island?Copy !req
37. Really? I had no idea.Copy !req
38. Me neither!Copy !req
39. You'd better hope you two
are good at running!Copy !req
40. I'm no good at everything.Copy !req
41. Got to hide, got to hide!Copy !req
42. I am going to stomp you into...Copy !req
43. Where are we?Copy !req
44. It must be one of
the Doctor's secret labs!Copy !req
45. Ooh!Copy !req
46. Ah!Copy !req
47. Wow!Copy !req
48. Yuck.Copy !req
49. What is it?Copy !req
50. I have no idea.
But I think I love it.Copy !req
51. Oh, hey there, chums.
The name's Chet.Copy !req
52. Hi, Chet.
Hi, Chet.Copy !req
53. And I'm here to teach you
the basics of bowling,Copy !req
54. the world's favorite
semi-sport since 1945.Copy !req
55. Bowling's fun and easy,Copy !req
56. not to mention great
for the ol' ticker.Copy !req
57. Now, you want to knock down
as many pins are you can.Copy !req
58. But you've got to
respect them first.Copy !req
59. Keep your pins clean,
keep them waxed,Copy !req
60. and don't forget to let them
lie down once in a while,Copy !req
61. they've been standing all day!Copy !req
62. When it comes time to fall,Copy !req
63. they'll treat you
with the same respect.Copy !req
64. Everything I've got
to say about bowling,Copy !req
65. and everything you need to know.Copy !req
66. So, bowl safe, bowl strong,Copy !req
67. and believe in yourself
or something.Copy !req
68. Oh, for the love of...Copy !req
69. Say, why don't you
give it a try?Copy !req
70. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
71. It hurts!Copy !req
72. Mine's broken!Copy !req
73. Bowling, bowling, bowling!Copy !req
74. It's the most beautiful word
I've never said!Copy !req
75. Hey, maybe it explains this!Copy !req
76. Entree, this is my destiny.
This is what I'm good at.Copy !req
77. What?Copy !req
78. And so I bowled
and bowled and bowled.Copy !req
79. I never wanted to stop!Copy !req
80. But when I realized
I was narrating,Copy !req
81. I knew it was time
to take a break.Copy !req
82. C'mon, let's make sandwiches
at my house!Copy !req
83. Wait, I'm still doing it.Copy !req
84. C'mon, let's make sandwiches
at my house!Copy !req
85. Sandwiches?Copy !req
86. Oh, Entree. Don't worry!Copy !req
87. Now that I know what I'm good
at, everything is different!Copy !req
88. Allow me.Copy !req
89. Pretty!Copy !req
90. No! Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
91. No!Copy !req
92. But Peri, I thought bowling was
your destiny or something.Copy !req
93. Didn't you see what happened?Copy !req
94. It's not my destiny,Copy !req
95. and I'm getting rid of
this stupid ball forever.Copy !req
96. No! No! Don't try and stop me.Copy !req
97. Entree?Copy !req
98. What do you want? I'm busy!Copy !req
99. Goodbye, my precious.Copy !req
100. Keep your pins clean,
keep them waxed...Copy !req
101. I like this place already!Copy !req
102. Holy cow!Copy !req
103. Inferior carbon based
life forms!Copy !req
104. We are the Pinians,Copy !req
105. your new overlords.Copy !req
106. From now on, you shall
worship us like dogs!Copy !req
107. I meant "Gods"!Copy !req
108. Oh!Copy !req
109. Oh, great Pinians,
what do you want?Copy !req
110. We want to be buffed!Copy !req
111. And waxed!
And have our stripes repainted!Copy !req
112. Oh! And be put to bed like
the good little pins we are!Copy !req
113. This island is now
our sacred pin spa!Copy !req
114. Well, that doesn't sound so bad.Copy !req
115. I still say it didn't
sound so bad.Copy !req
116. Ah yes, make me shine!Copy !req
117. Psst!Copy !req
118. Peri! Don't these aliens
remind you of anything?Copy !req
119. Sure! They remind me
that I should work harder.Copy !req
120. Ow! They remind me of that
all the time.Copy !req
121. No! They look just like the pins
from that bowling game of yours.Copy !req
122. Really?
Look!Copy !req
123. Help me up, mutant!Copy !req
124. My species is incapable
of standing on its own.Copy !req
125. I don't see it.Copy !req
126. Peri, this is a chance to use
your bowling skills for good!Copy !req
127. But when I threw my ball
in the volcano,Copy !req
128. I swore I'd never bowl again.Copy !req
129. No, you didn't. I was there.Copy !req
130. No way!
I'm not swimming in lava again!Copy !req
131. Come on, Peri!
You're our only hope!Copy !req
132. But I betrayed her.Copy !req
133. I turned my back on bowling,
I turned my back on myself.Copy !req
134. Heh? Just get your ball already!Copy !req
135. I can't do it!Copy !req
136. Do, or do not. There is no...Copy !req
137. Oh, there you go!Copy !req
138. I have the power!Copy !req
139. Ow! Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
140. Listen up, pinheads!Copy !req
141. Your reign of waxing is over!Copy !req
142. Oh, really?Copy !req
143. We shall see whose finish
gets buffed.Copy !req
144. Oh, you're good.
You're very good.Copy !req
145. But you're not good enough.Copy !req
146. Hit him with everything
you've got, Peri!Copy !req
147. This frame is over!Copy !req
148. You're no bowler!
No bowler at all!Copy !req
149. You don't tell me what I am.Copy !req
150. My name is Peri
and I am a bowler!Copy !req
151. No!Copy !req
152. Strike!
Uhh, technically, it's a spare.Copy !req
153. I'm finally good
at something after all!Copy !req
154. Yeah, your also good at,
you know,Copy !req
155. setting things on fire,
wrecking my car, and Ew!Copy !req
156. What the heck is that?Copy !req
157. It was supposed to be
peanut butter and jam.Copy !req
158. But let's just call it something
I wasn't meant to do.Copy !req
159. Run! They're vicious and nutty!Copy !req
160. Dangerous is just
another way to spell fun!Copy !req
161. Peri, uhh, how do you spell
"really, really bad idea"?Copy !req
162. Aww, come on, Entree.
You know I can't spell!Copy !req
163. Whee! Aw!
Whee! Aw!Copy !req
164. Whee! Aw!
Whee! Aw!Copy !req
165. Whee! Oh! Ouch!Copy !req
166. Ah! Whee! Whee!Copy !req
167. A thingy-thing-thing!Copy !req
168. Entree, look!Copy !req
169. What is it?Copy !req
170. It's one of the Doctor's
journals! And it's about me!Copy !req
171. What's it say?
I have no idea!Copy !req
172. Then we're going to
need help from...Copy !req
173. The smartest mutant
on the whole island!Copy !req
174. Me!Copy !req
175. When Clawopatra is finished,Copy !req
176. she'll wreak perfectly coiffed
havoc across the entire island!Copy !req
177. Hiya, Mr. Smarty Smarts!Copy !req
178. You! How'd you get in here?Copy !req
179. What about my lasers,
and booby traps, and lava pits?Copy !req
180. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
181. Ah...Copy !req
182. I see. Octocat!
Show our guests the door!Copy !req
183. Fine! What do you want?Copy !req
184. Does this say why I was made?Copy !req
185. Why I'm here?
What my purpose is?Copy !req
186. Your purpose?
Uhh, yes, that's right here.Copy !req
187. Look at all those words.
Okay, your purpose. Is...Copy !req
188. Hmm, to be best friends with,
uhh...Copy !req
189. Him! I'm sure he has a name.Copy !req
190. I was created to be
Entree's best friendCopy !req
191. in the whole wide world?Copy !req
192. Sure. Yeah. You were made
to be his best friend.Copy !req
193. Hooray! Good for you.Copy !req
194. I finally found my purpose!Copy !req
195. Hooray!Copy !req
196. Are we done here?Copy !req
197. What?Copy !req
198. No, of course I didn't
really read it.Copy !req
199. Because I didn't want to!Copy !req
200. I don't want to talk about it.
Hey, who wants coffee?Copy !req
201. I'm buying.
I'm buying the coffee.Copy !req
202. Okay, okay, I can't...Copy !req
203. I can't read.Copy !req
204. You can't tell anyone, okay?
It's really embarrassing.Copy !req
205. I really want some ice-cream.Copy !req
206. Now I'm way too cold!Copy !req
207. Hi there, Two-legs Joe!Copy !req
208. Don't "Hi" me!
You two were singing,Copy !req
209. Which means
you're up to no good.Copy !req
210. I'm super-happy because
Mr. Smarty SmartsCopy !req
211. helped me discover my purpose!Copy !req
212. Peri was made to be
my best friend!Copy !req
213. And friends stick together
for ever and ever!Copy !req
214. That's the stupidest thing
I ever heard.Copy !req
215. No!Copy !req
216. Now, if you will excuse us,Copy !req
217. we got some awesome stuff to do
together, like best buds should.Copy !req
218. I'm so lonely.Copy !req
219. Time for this guy to hit the
sack. See you tomorrow, pal.Copy !req
220. You betcha, best friend
and reason for my creation!Copy !req
221. Okay, goodnight!Copy !req
222. Yup!Copy !req
223. Ah!Copy !req
224. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
225. Ah!Copy !req
226. Peri, Entree needs to spend
some time alone with Entree.Copy !req
227. Capisce?Copy !req
228. Completely!Copy !req
229. Finally. Goodbye!Copy !req
230. I sure love mayonnaise!Copy !req
231. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
232. Hey, buddy. Bedtime already?Copy !req
233. Best friends. Forever.Copy !req
234. Huh? Entree? Entree? Entree?Copy !req
235. Entree? Entree?Copy !req
236. Follow the feather? That's my
favorite game I've never played!Copy !req
237. The boy robot and the gri...Copy !req
238. Girl robot went to the robot,
du...Copy !req
239. Dan...Copy !req
240. I am trying to sound it out!Copy !req
241. You know what?
Forget this! I'm done!Copy !req
242. Went to the robot danceCopy !req
243. where they had
the most wonderful time!Copy !req
244. Wow! Scary!Copy !req
245. There you are, bestest bud
in the whole universe!Copy !req
246. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
247. Ow. Oh, my head hurts.Copy !req
248. Why can't I touch my head?Copy !req
249. Oh! Because my arms are missing.Copy !req
250. And so are my legs! Wow!Copy !req
251. Uh, Entree?Copy !req
252. Do you know why I'm on your head
and missing my arms and legs?Copy !req
253. Oh, you know,
I just spliced us togetherCopy !req
254. with one of
the Doctor's machines.Copy !req
255. Now we can hang out
all the time.Copy !req
256. That is the best idea ever!Copy !req
257. How's that?Copy !req
258. Much b-b-b-b-better!Copy !req
259. Whoa.Copy !req
260. Uh oh!Copy !req
261. Crocowolf!Copy !req
262. Uh, Entree?Copy !req
263. Shh! He'll hear you!Copy !req
264. Whew! That was close!Copy !req
265. Uhh, Entree, maybe,
just for a bit, you know,Copy !req
266. we could, un-splice ourselves?Copy !req
267. Ha! You're such a kidder, Peri.Copy !req
268. We're best friends forever,
remember?Copy !req
269. For-ev-er.Copy !req
270. Friends forever.Copy !req
271. Friends forever.
Friends forever.Copy !req
272. Huh? Disco Music?Copy !req
273. Hey, what's wrong, buddy?Copy !req
274. I tried to un-splice us,
but the machine brokeCopy !req
275. and now I'm going to be
stuck on your head forever!Copy !req
276. Why are we laughing?Copy !req
277. We're not really
spliced together.Copy !req
278. I just stuck you to my head,
with some drool.Copy !req
279. Hey! My thing grabber!
But what knocked me out?Copy !req
280. Previously on SPLICED...Copy !req
281. It's a mystery.Copy !req
282. I get it!
You just wanted to show meCopy !req
283. that even best friends
need time apart!Copy !req
284. Do I have to?Copy !req
285. Okay, fine.Copy !req
286. I, uhh...Copy !req
287. Lied about your purpose, Peri,
because I couldn't read.Copy !req
288. But now I can! So...Copy !req
289. Your true purpose is...Copy !req
290. Huh?Copy !req
291. What?Copy !req
292. Wow, awkward.Copy !req
293. You flushed my purpose?Copy !req
294. Hey now, we're best buds
forever, right?Copy !req
295. Remember? Forever?Copy !req