1. Spider-Man.Copy !req
2. Spider-Man.Copy !req
3. We interrupt this program
for a special bulletin.Copy !req
4. Spider-Man has just robbed
the downtown jewelry store.Copy !req
5. This is Spider-Man's
third robbery this week.Copy !req
6. Hey, I used to thinkCopy !req
7. that Spider-Man was an all-right dude.Copy !req
8. All right, men. You heard the chief.Copy !req
9. Get Spider-Man.Copy !req
10. And I don't care how you do it.Copy !req
11. Somehow, I've got to prove
that Spider-Man's innocentCopy !req
12. of all these crimes.Copy !req
13. Are you ready, Petey dear?Copy !req
14. Ready for what, Aunt May?Copy !req
15. Oh, the carnival.Copy !req
16. You promised to...Copy !req
17. Peter?Copy !req
18. [Spider-Man] Uh, I'll be
right there, Aunt May.Copy !req
19. Whatever are you doing
in the closet, dear?Copy !req
20. Just, uh, fixing the light, Aunt May.Copy !req
21. Oh, hmm...Copy !req
22. Mortimer, the federal bank
is getting a big shipment of gold,Copy !req
23. and I want you to cover the story.Copy !req
24. Uncle Jonah!Copy !req
25. Don't take any unnecessary chances.Copy !req
26. That rotten Spider-Man's
on a crime rampage.Copy !req
27. Don't you worry, Uncle Jonah.Copy !req
28. If Spider-Man shows up,
I'll be ready for him.Copy !req
29. [Spider-Man] Are you sure you want
to do this, Aunt May?Copy !req
30. Oh, yes, indeedy.Copy !req
31. Unless it's too much for you, dear.Copy !req
32. You're really sure you want
to do this, Aunt May?Copy !req
33. Of course! Now you let me checkCopy !req
34. your seatbelt, dear.Copy !req
35. Now, what do they say?Copy !req
36. Three, two, one.Copy !req
37. Blast off!Copy !req
38. Well, that's what we used to call
a real humdinger!Copy !req
39. All right! Hurry, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
40. Step right up! It's only a quarter.Copy !req
41. Who's next?Copy !req
42. Ooh, that looks like fun, children.Copy !req
43. Uh-oh, my Spider-Sense.Copy !req
44. What did you say, Peter?Copy !req
45. Uh, I said, "Here we go again."Copy !req
46. Hmm.Copy !req
47. Why, I haven't been
on one of these in years!Copy !req
48. - Peter?
- What, Aunt May?Copy !req
49. Maybe you should wait here for us, dear.Copy !req
50. I'm worried about you.Copy !req
51. Uh, yeah. Right, Aunt May. Thanks.Copy !req
52. I think he may have been bitten by a bug.Copy !req
53. Excellent, boys.Copy !req
54. Ringmaster!Copy !req
55. Come, my friends.Copy !req
56. It's time we pulled off
the crime of the century,Copy !req
57. and with my special hypnotic gas,Copy !req
58. the eyewitnesses will swearCopy !req
59. they saw Spider-Man do it.Copy !req
60. Ha-ha!Copy !req
61. Consider, if you will,
100 million in gold.Copy !req
62. The crime of the century,Copy !req
63. and all blamed on Spider-Man.Copy !req
64. [Spider-Man]
Of course, there is one small flaw.Copy !req
65. Spider-Man!Copy !req
66. Very good! You got it right
the first time.Copy !req
67. All right. Get him, boys.Copy !req
68. Ooh!Copy !req
69. Get him!Copy !req
70. Get him!Copy !req
71. Last stop!Copy !req
72. All out!Copy !req
73. And you're all through!Copy !req
74. Yes, I just unlocked
all the animal cages, web spinner!Copy !req
75. OK. What will it be, wall crawler,
stopping me or savingCopy !req
76. all those innocent people out there?Copy !req
77. Your choice, web head!Copy !req
78. Aunt May! No!Copy !req
79. Round one to you, ringmaster.Copy !req
80. Quickly now, boys, to the Federal Bank.Copy !req
81. At least Aunt May and Betty are safe.Copy !req
82. This is worse than
Kiddie Day at the movies.Copy !req
83. Hey, that gives me an idea.Copy !req
84. Hi-ho, Jumbo, away!Copy !req
85. All right, folks! Trouble's over!Copy !req
86. Step right this way, folks. Only a dollar.Copy !req
87. Step right up and try your luck.Copy !req
88. Only a dollar!Copy !req
89. Well, I guess that does it.Copy !req
90. Peter!Copy !req
91. Peter, dear! Where are you?Copy !req
92. Well, almost.Copy !req
93. Oh, no!Copy !req
94. Whew!Copy !req
95. I'll show Uncle Jonah
I can take pictures betterCopy !req
96. than that creep Parker.Copy !req
97. This is a cinch!Copy !req
98. Huh?Copy !req
99. What are we waiting for?Copy !req
100. - [Grab 'em!
- Grab 'em! Ng]Copy !req
101. Now!Copy !req
102. You'll never get away with this!Copy !req
103. One more spider line, please.Copy !req
104. Now friend, my hypno-gasCopy !req
105. will allow you to believe
you saw Spider-ManCopy !req
106. commit this crime.Copy !req
107. Sp-Spider-Man stole the gold.Copy !req
108. Uh, it was Spider-Man.Copy !req
109. Spider-Man took the gold shipment!Copy !req
110. We interrupt for a special report.Copy !req
111. Spider-Man has just
robbed the federal bankCopy !req
112. of more than $100 million in gold.Copy !req
113. I repeat, Spider-Man has just made offCopy !req
114. with $100 million in gold.Copy !req
115. More on our regular newscast.Copy !req
116. Spider-Man did what?Copy !req
117. Oh, something bad, as usual.Copy !req
118. Oh, look, Peter, darts!Copy !req
119. Come on, let's play a game, shall we?Copy !req
120. Huh? Oh, uh, great idea.Copy !req
121. Uh, 50 plays. Have fun, you two.Copy !req
122. Oh, that's what I call beautiful.Copy !req
123. One-hundred million in gold.Copy !req
124. Now for the final touch.Copy !req
125. Gorgon, son of Kong.Copy !req
126. Not even Spider-Man would fight Gorgon.Copy !req
127. [Spider-Man]
Haven't you learned your lesson yet?Copy !req
128. - Hi there!
- Oh, now,Copy !req
129. we're not going to go through this again,
are we, wall crawler?Copy !req
130. Not planning on it, top hat!Copy !req
131. Whoops!Copy !req
132. Wasn't planning on you, either.Copy !req
133. Oh, great. I'm out of web fluid.Copy !req
134. Good thing I carry refills.Copy !req
135. Oh, no!Copy !req
136. That was my last refill.Copy !req
137. Nice monkey. Good fella.Copy !req
138. Aunt May would love this ride!Copy !req
139. I can see you two want to be alone,Copy !req
140. and I have to make final arrangementsCopy !req
141. to sell $100 million in gold.Copy !req
142. Ah, of course,Copy !req
143. gold is soft.Copy !req
144. These bars should...Copy !req
145. That will hold him.Copy !req
146. Now to stop the ringmaster
from selling that gold.Copy !req
147. Done.Copy !req
148. $100 million in cash.Copy !req
149. It will be here in an hour.Copy !req
150. Hey, oh. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
151. Don't forget to feed your little friend.Copy !req
152. When he's out of bananas,Copy !req
153. he gets out of sorts.Copy !req
154. Nice Gorgon.Copy !req
155. Uh, uh, good Gorgon.Copy !req
156. Uh, have a banana.Copy !req
157. [Spider-Man]
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
158. See the wildest animals of all,Copy !req
159. thieves, crooks and dummies!Copy !req
160. This is great, my boy!Copy !req
161. This should put that blasted Spider-ManCopy !req
162. behind bars, for sure! Ho ho.Copy !req
163. You're due for a raise!Copy !req
164. Why, uh, thank you, Uncle Jonah.Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. Spider-Man didn't commit the bank robbery?Copy !req
167. Some clown at the carnival did?Copy !req
168. Mortimer!Copy !req
169. But, uh, I... I saw him!Copy !req
170. Didn't I?Copy !req
171. Hi, Aunt May, Betty! Having fun?Copy !req
172. Peter! Oh, at last.Copy !req
173. Oh, let's go. We've been worried sick.Copy !req
174. Hey, lady! You won the grand prize!Copy !req
175. Ooh!Copy !req
176. You always said you wanted to get
your hands on Spider-Man, Aunt May.Copy !req
177. And I'm putting him
right where he belongs, dear.Copy !req