1. Spider-Man.Copy !req
2. Spider-Man.Copy !req
3. Hey, Sally, look over...Copy !req
4. My name is Sally-Ann Beaumont, Peter,Copy !req
5. and you may call me
Sally-Ann or Ms. Beaumont,Copy !req
6. but definitely not Sally.Copy !req
7. Have I made myself clear?Copy !req
8. Crystal.Copy !req
9. The only reason you're even alongCopy !req
10. is because the science committee at ESU
had to send two people,Copy !req
11. but I was their first choice.Copy !req
12. And I'm just chopped liver.Copy !req
13. [Sally-Ann]
It's a great honor for NASA to invite usCopy !req
14. to view the landing
of the first Mars probe,Copy !req
15. and I intend to make the most of it.Copy !req
16. So just stay out of my way, buster.Copy !req
17. Mars Explorer 1
has re-entered the atmosphere,Copy !req
18. and she's right on target.Copy !req
19. Oh, great. We got here just in time.Copy !req
20. We're picking up an image
on the TV scanner.Copy !req
21. Look! There it is!Copy !req
22. Uh, exactly where is it supposed to land?Copy !req
23. Oh, Peter Parker, don't be such a pest.Copy !req
24. Be a good boy and go take
some pictures or something.Copy !req
25. "Why don't you be a good boy
and go take some pictures?"Copy !req
26. Who does she think she is?Copy !req
27. Up there!Copy !req
28. Careful. That Mars soil sample
is highly radioactive.Copy !req
29. Boy, that's got to be
the most important hunk of dirt on Earth.Copy !req
30. Quick! Get that soil sample secured!Copy !req
31. What's happening?Copy !req
32. The weather report was for a perfect day.Copy !req
33. Ha, ha, ha! Fools!Copy !req
34. The weather is perfect,Copy !req
35. but no one can forecast
the coming of the Sandman.Copy !req
36. I bet he didn't forecast
the coming of Spider-Man, either.Copy !req
37. This is what I came for.Copy !req
38. Okay, hold it!Copy !req
39. You're under military arrest.Copy !req
40. Don't waste your time.Copy !req
41. You'd have a better chanceCopy !req
42. trying to stop a hurricane
with a fly swatter.Copy !req
43. If you don't have a fly swatter,
you're stuck with me.Copy !req
44. Spider-Man!Copy !req
45. Who did you expect, the Hulk?Copy !req
46. And speaking of fly swatters,Copy !req
47. that gives me one heck of an idea.Copy !req
48. Strike one, web-swinger.Copy !req
49. Go on back to the minor leagues
where you belong.Copy !req
50. It's time like this
I feel like I'm all washed up.Copy !req
51. Can't somebody stop him?Copy !req
52. Oh, where's that worthless Peter Parker?Copy !req
53. Why isn't he doing something?Copy !req
54. I'm sure he's doing everything he can.Copy !req
55. Quick, turn your radar to full power.Copy !req
56. Hmm. Everybody thinks he's a general.Copy !req
57. These high-frequency microwavesCopy !req
58. ought to blow the Sandman
back into harmless dust.Copy !req
59. Give it up, Spider-Man.Copy !req
60. Your childish efforts can't hurt me.Copy !req
61. Okay, big mouth, let's hear it
for my childish efforts.Copy !req
62. You overconfident fool.Copy !req
63. You're beginning to bore me.Copy !req
64. Well, well.Copy !req
65. Looks like Spider-Man just lost his head.Copy !req
66. Oh, no. Just my luck.Copy !req
67. Without my mask, I don't dare fight.Copy !req
68. Look at him, running like a scared insect.Copy !req
69. Ah, now to finish what I came here for.Copy !req
70. He's opening the canister.Copy !req
71. The sand's radioactive.Copy !req
72. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
73. - What about your friend?
- Peter?Copy !req
74. Don't worry. He can take care of himself.Copy !req
75. Once I absorb this Martian soil,Copy !req
76. I'll be ten times as powerful as I am now.Copy !req
77. Done.Copy !req
78. Now nothing can stop me,Copy !req
79. not even that meddlesome web-slinger.Copy !req
80. Boy, did I take a wrong turn.Copy !req
81. These Everglades are getting
spookier and spookier.Copy !req
82. Ever get that sinking feeling?Copy !req
83. And people call New York a jungle?Copy !req
84. Web-shooter, don't fail me now.Copy !req
85. Uh-huh.Copy !req
86. Well, that leaves me one choice.Copy !req
87. Don't take this personal,Copy !req
88. but I think it's time I put
some distance between us.Copy !req
89. Uh-oh.Copy !req
90. I have a feeling
I'm being invited to dinnerCopy !req
91. as the main course.Copy !req
92. I've got one chance,Copy !req
93. if I can get this blasted
web shooter to work.Copy !req
94. Come onCopy !req
95. do it now.Copy !req
96. Who do you think you're staring at,
the Unknown Comic?Copy !req
97. Well, home at last.Copy !req
98. Boy, I'll never tear up a paper bag again.Copy !req
99. Can't afford any more slip-ups.
I'm down to my last Spidey suit.Copy !req
100. Yoo-hoo! Peter!Copy !req
101. Is that you? I didn't hear you come in.Copy !req
102. Aunt May.Copy !req
103. Coming.Copy !req
104. Oh, hi, Aunt May.Copy !req
105. Petey, it's a wonderCopy !req
106. how you manage to sneak in the way you do.Copy !req
107. - How was Florida?
- Oh, great.Copy !req
108. That's nice.Copy !req
109. I came up here to tell you
it's chilly outside,Copy !req
110. and I want yo to wear a sweater.Copy !req
111. Uh, Aunt May, uh...Copy !req
112. Just be a good boy.Copy !req
113. You know how easily you catch cold.Copy !req
114. Uh, right, Aunt May.
Thanks for reminding me.Copy !req
115. That's a good boy.Copy !req
116. Now I won't worry so much about you, dear.Copy !req
117. Oh, yes. This telegram
just arrived for you.Copy !req
118. Better read it, dear.
It looks important.Copy !req
119. "To Peter Parker, you are requested
to attend a disciplinary meetingCopy !req
120. this afternoon at 4:00 p.m.Copy !req
121. Failure to attend will mean
immediate dismissal from school.Copy !req
122. Signed, the school board."Copy !req
123. Oh, no. Four o'clock.Copy !req
124. The only way I'll ever make it in time
is by the web express.Copy !req
125. Next up, First City Bank.Copy !req
126. Hey, where's that sand storm coming from
in the middle of the city?Copy !req
127. Now it's over.Copy !req
128. They never suspected it was the Sandman
who slipped into their armored truck.Copy !req
129. This cash is peanutsCopy !req
130. compared to the millions
in the First City Bank.Copy !req
131. Now it's time to turn this money bag
into a sand bag.Copy !req
132. Here are the new bills
you ordered from the Federal Reserve.Copy !req
133. What do you mean, new bills?
That's sand.Copy !req
134. Correction. It's the Sandman.Copy !req
135. Look out! Get back! He's radioactive!Copy !req
136. This is Bronx guard number ten.Copy !req
137. The Sandman is robbing
the First National Bank!Copy !req
138. As if I didn't have enough
trouble with Sandman,Copy !req
139. now I've got the school board on my back.Copy !req
140. And I don't even know why.Copy !req
141. Yipes! I just remembered.Copy !req
142. I left my closet door open.Copy !req
143. If Aunt May sees
my Spidey suit hanging there.Copy !req
144. Oh, no. My spider sense is tingling.Copy !req
145. Can't worry about Aunt May
and the school board now.Copy !req
146. At least I can stop wondering
what Sandman's up to.Copy !req
147. Those poor cops don't know
what they're in for.Copy !req
148. Freeze, Sandman!Copy !req
149. Put your hands up and surrender!Copy !req
150. Whatever you say, gentlemen.Copy !req
151. It's a lead-lined cell for you, Sandman.Copy !req
152. Fools. Observe.Copy !req
153. It's time you learnedCopy !req
154. the full power of the new
radioactive Sandman.Copy !req
155. There's one guy
who's really too hot to handle.Copy !req
156. Spider-Man?Copy !req
157. It's nice of you to remember.Copy !req
158. But you can call me Spidey.Copy !req
159. Can't you get it through your
thick skull, web-brain?Copy !req
160. I'm invincible.Copy !req
161. Nothing you do can stop me.Copy !req
162. I was hoping I wouldn't
have to do this, dust breath,Copy !req
163. but you leave me no choice.Copy !req
164. Hey. What's happening?Copy !req
165. I feel so weak andCopy !req
166. dizzy.Copy !req
167. That's the idea, web-head,Copy !req
168. thanks to the radioactivity I absorbed
from that Martian soil.Copy !req
169. Ah. Even a spider would get a shock
from a million volts of electricity.Copy !req
170. So long, web-head, and I do mean so long!Copy !req
171. Can't activate my web shooter.Copy !req
172. Too weak.Copy !req
173. Too weak.Copy !req
174. If only I can get the top
off this spare cartridge of web fluid.Copy !req
175. Good thing my web fluid's rubber-based.Copy !req
176. Otherwise I'd have gotten
quite a jolt up there.Copy !req
177. I'll say. There's a million volts
in that line.Copy !req
178. Well, thanks again.Copy !req
179. I guess I've lost a Sandman,Copy !req
180. but maybe there's still time
to get to the school board meetingCopy !req
181. before I get kicked out of college.Copy !req
182. Yipes. I've only got 15 minutes
to make it across town.Copy !req
183. Attention. Attention, all units.Copy !req
184. Sandman has just been spotted
at Broadway and Main.Copy !req
185. One of these days I'm gonna wise up
and chase girls instead of crooks.Copy !req
186. Trapped in a dead end.Copy !req
187. But that's no problem for the Sandman.Copy !req
188. He's escaping.Copy !req
189. But at least I can snag the money.Copy !req
190. It's not so hard to get your hands
on some money.Copy !req
191. Look, it's Spider-Man,
and he's got the loot.Copy !req
192. He must be in cahoots with the Sandman.Copy !req
193. Hey, that's a fine way to talkCopy !req
194. about your friendly
neighborhood web-slinger.Copy !req
195. Come on now, Spider-Man.
We just want to ask you a few questions.Copy !req
196. Keep the change, boys.Copy !req
197. Sandman escaped through a subway grating.Copy !req
198. Maybe I can still catch him.Copy !req
199. Doesn't make sense.Copy !req
200. He's got to be here somewhere.Copy !req
201. I am, stupid. You're standing on me.Copy !req
202. Huh?Copy !req
203. [Spider-Man] Can't move.Copy !req
204. Naturally. You forgot I can make my bodyCopy !req
205. hard as stone.Copy !req
206. It was fun while it lasted, web-head,
but for you the party's over for good!Copy !req
207. There. That ought to keep you
nice and cozyCopy !req
208. till the next train comes along.Copy !req
209. That does it.Copy !req
210. I'm canceling my membership
in the Sandman Fan Club.Copy !req
211. This blasted city needs more taxis.Copy !req
212. Imagine me, J. Jonah Jameson,
publisher of the Daily Bugle,Copy !req
213. having to take a subway.Copy !req
214. [Spider-Man] Help!Copy !req
215. Anybody!Copy !req
216. Huh? Sounds like someone's in trouble.Copy !req
217. Oh, no. Just my luck.Copy !req
218. The one guy to hear me
is old hatchet face.Copy !req
219. All right, Spider-Man,Copy !req
220. what kind of sneaky trick you up to now?Copy !req
221. Uh, hiya, neighbor.Copy !req
222. I, uh, wonder if you could spare
a helping hand.Copy !req
223. Well, whatever your plan is,
I'm getting a picture of it for the Bugle.Copy !req
224. Oh, no. Only Jameson would think
I was doing this on purpose.Copy !req
225. Uh, sorry, lady. This is an emergency.Copy !req
226. What? Stop, thief!Copy !req
227. Help!Copy !req
228. Jameson! This isn't a stunt, you idiot!Copy !req
229. This is for real!Copy !req
230. You don't fool me, you web-slinger.Copy !req
231. Whatever you're up to,
I'm gonna get it on film.Copy !req
232. Oh, great. You can pass out snapshotsCopy !req
233. - at my funeral.Copy !req
234. A heavy blast of web fluid
is my last chance.Copy !req
235. It may make this rail slippery enoughCopy !req
236. for me to slide on out of here.Copy !req
237. - Got it.Copy !req
238. These pictures will be worth a fortune.Copy !req
239. Uh...Copy !req
240. I knew it was a trick.Copy !req
241. Well, thanks for the help, cuddles.Copy !req
242. But you can relax.Copy !req
243. Your favorite web-slinger
is safe and sound.Copy !req
244. That's him, Officer!Copy !req
245. And there's the camera he stole from me!Copy !req
246. Okay, you're under arrest, buddy.Copy !req
247. You have the right to remain silent.Copy !req
248. Silent? Why, I'm J. Jonah Jameson!Copy !req
249. I never remained silent in my life!Copy !req
250. Take your hands off me, you hear me?Copy !req
251. I'm a very close friend
of the chief of police!Copy !req
252. I'll report this to your superiors!Copy !req
253. You pickle head!Copy !req
254. Wow. It's a pleasure
listening to old skinflintCopy !req
255. yell at someone else for a change.Copy !req
256. But right now, I've only got one minute
till I'm kicked out of school.Copy !req
257. Okay, let's get this gold
down to the vault.Copy !req
258. Don't strain yourselves, fellas.Copy !req
259. Let me help lighten your load.Copy !req
260. Sandman!Copy !req
261. The one and only.Copy !req
262. Oh, no. It's the Sandman.Copy !req
263. Looks like I'll never get
to that school board meeting.Copy !req
264. And I've still got to get
my closet door shutCopy !req
265. before Aunt May finds
my extra Spidey suit.Copy !req
266. It's days like this
that make me wish I'd stayed in bed.Copy !req
267. Hiya, Sandy.Copy !req
268. This a private bus, or can anybody ride?Copy !req
269. But, but you're dead.Copy !req
270. As the man once said,Copy !req
271. the reports of my death
have been greatly exaggerated.Copy !req
272. Well, this time they'll come true.Copy !req
273. You haven't seen the last of me!Copy !req
274. Now that gives me an idea.Copy !req
275. Let's just hope old sand-head
wants the gold bad enoughCopy !req
276. to follow me into my trap.Copy !req
277. You fool! Do you really think
you can outrun the Sandman?Copy !req
278. This is one way to launder money.Copy !req
279. This is it, web-slinger.
Now none of your tricks will save you.Copy !req
280. I've got you now.Copy !req
281. A little sand, a bag of cement,Copy !req
282. a dash of water,Copy !req
283. and presto!Copy !req
284. Get ready, web-head.Copy !req
285. I'm going to teach you
a lesson you'll never forget.Copy !req
286. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
287. I can't move.Copy !req
288. That's the idea, cement-head.Copy !req
289. Why do you think I led you
into the cement mixer?Copy !req
290. I'll leave you and the gold
for the police to deal with.Copy !req
291. I'm already late
for a very important date.Copy !req
292. Excuse me. This will only take a minute.Copy !req
293. There. The priceless Martian soil sample
is safe again.Copy !req
294. Now to try and get Peter Parker
back into school.Copy !req
295. Now, Miss Beaumont, you sayCopy !req
296. that when Sandman
and Spider-Man showed up,Copy !req
297. Peter Parker disappeared
and left you totally helpless?Copy !req
298. Why, yes, indeedie.Copy !req
299. He just left me completely helpless.Copy !req
300. That's a very serious charge.Copy !req
301. And since Mr. Parker evidently
refuses to defend himself,Copy !req
302. I'm afraid I can only rule that...Copy !req
303. Spider-Man!Copy !req
304. Excuse me for busting in
on your party like this,Copy !req
305. but Peter Parker has been
unavoidably detainedCopy !req
306. and asked me to drop off
the Martian soil sampleCopy !req
307. which he helped me save.Copy !req
308. Peter Parker helped you, Spider-Man?Copy !req
309. Now, don't y'all listen to him!Copy !req
310. Peter Parker is nothing but a big coward.Copy !req
311. And Peter asked me
to give you these, too.Copy !req
312. Hmm. Thank you, Spider-Man.Copy !req
313. Based on this evidence,Copy !req
314. all charges against
Peter Parker are dropped.Copy !req
315. But as for you, Miss Beaumont...Copy !req
316. Now all I've got to worry aboutCopy !req
317. is locking my closet door
before Aunt May peeks in.Copy !req
318. Oh, my. Peter left
his closet door unlocked.Copy !req
319. Hmm. I've always wondered.Copy !req
320. Why...Copy !req
321. What in the world!Copy !req
322. Uh, what's wrong, Aunt May?Copy !req
323. Peter! I don't believe it.Copy !req
324. You're not friends with that
awful Spider-Man, are you?Copy !req
325. Perish the thought, Aunt May.Copy !req
326. I just couldn't decide
which outfit to wearCopy !req
327. to the school costume party
to wear next week.Copy !req
328. Mercy sakes, you had me worried.Copy !req
329. Hmm. Wear the Hulk suit, dear.Copy !req
330. He's much more attractive.Copy !req
331. Whew.Copy !req