1. Spider-Man.Copy !req
2. Spider-Man.Copy !req
3. All right, Spider-Man,Copy !req
4. you've reached a depth of 1,053 feet.Copy !req
5. Attach the transistor antenna
to the sunken gold ship.Copy !req
6. Now my powerful little boxCopy !req
7. will take over by remote control.Copy !req
8. Thank you, Spider-Man.Copy !req
9. You have just helped Professor Gizmo,
master criminal,Copy !req
10. recover the world's largest
sunken treasure.Copy !req
11. I no longer need your help.Copy !req
12. Farewell, has-been.Copy !req
13. Ah, the model works perfectly.Copy !req
14. Now I need the real Spider-Man.Copy !req
15. For only he is strong enough
to withstand the undersea pressure.Copy !req
16. Now to set the trap
to catch a web-spinner.Copy !req
17. Phew!Copy !req
18. A big party on the boss'
million dollar yachtCopy !req
19. and I've got to go get my date
and take her to the pier by subway.Copy !req
20. OK, folks,
let's have all your moneyCopy !req
21. and goodies, and nobody will get hurt.Copy !req
22. Come on, now!Copy !req
23. Maybe if I ignore them,
they'll be nice muggers.Copy !req
24. Young man, that is my purse!Copy !req
25. I was afraid of that.Copy !req
26. - Hey, that guy!
- Ah, forget it.Copy !req
27. No place he can hide, uh.Copy !req
28. We'll save him for last.Copy !req
29. Hope the tux is wrinkle-proof.Copy !req
30. Here goes.Copy !req
31. Hey, it's Spider-Man!Copy !req
32. You were expecting Captain Kangaroo?Copy !req
33. Love to spend more time with you fellas,Copy !req
34. but I see you're hung up tonight.Copy !req
35. Gather up your goodies, friends.Copy !req
36. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
37. They're all yours, mister.Copy !req
38. Just in time. This is my stop.Copy !req
39. My mask! Well, I sure won't
need it at J.J.'s yacht party.Copy !req
40. Wow! A Halloween mask for the kid.Copy !req
41. Better yet, a hairnet for the wife.Copy !req
42. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
43. Welcome to Jonah's WhaleCopy !req
44. for our annual Diamonds
for the Deprived charity cruise.Copy !req
45. My helpers will now
pass among you with basketsCopy !req
46. for your diamonds and jewelry.Copy !req
47. But, boss, don't you want
pictures of the donations?Copy !req
48. We got enough pictures. Get the donations.Copy !req
49. Heave to!Copy !req
50. And pour the loot
into the ice-making machineCopy !req
51. or the next cannon ballCopy !req
52. has your engine room's name on it!Copy !req
53. The Monitor!Copy !req
54. It can't be the Monitor.Copy !req
55. The Monitor was sunk over 100 years ago.Copy !req
56. Impossible. It's got to be a fake.Copy !req
57. That cannonball wasn't a fake, Jonah.Copy !req
58. What a time to be without my Spidey mask.Copy !req
59. A cool million in hot ice.Copy !req
60. No more need for the Monitor.Copy !req
61. Back to the bottom.Copy !req
62. I can't believe it.Copy !req
63. Did you get pictures, Parker?Copy !req
64. How could I, J.J.? You've got my camera.Copy !req
65. Excuses, excuses. That's all I get.Copy !req
66. The nation and the world
were stunned todayCopy !req
67. by the bizarre robbery at seaCopy !req
68. involving what was believed
to be the historic Monitor.Copy !req
69. What was once called
the "Yankee Cheese Box On A Raft,"Copy !req
70. rose from the bottom of Chesapeake BayCopy !req
71. where it was sunk some 100 years ago.Copy !req
72. Rats!Copy !req
73. My Monitor caper didn't draw flies,Copy !req
74. let alone Spider-Man.Copy !req
75. But this one will,Copy !req
76. when the Smithsonian Museum
loses the Lindbergh plane,Copy !req
77. the Spirit of St. Louis.Copy !req
78. But first, the diversion.Copy !req
79. - What the...
- What's happening?Copy !req
80. - The tanks. Look!
- Where they going?Copy !req
81. Nobody's in them.Copy !req
82. I'm standing here
near the Smithsonian MuseumCopy !req
83. as two tanks slowly circle it.Copy !req
84. Meanwhile, the entire Washington
Military Corps is standing by.Copy !req
85. Got to get to Washington, fast,Copy !req
86. and cheap.Copy !req
87. [Spider-Man] The military
may not be able to move in,Copy !req
88. but Spidey can.Copy !req
89. Sir! You on the ceiling?Copy !req
90. You can't board this plane
without a ticket.Copy !req
91. Don't worry. I promise
I won't get in the plane.Copy !req
92. I told her I wouldn't get in the plane.Copy !req
93. Stewardess, there's a man
with a mask on looking at meCopy !req
94. from outside of this window.Copy !req
95. Oh... I think you've had enough, sir.Copy !req
96. Well, I can't waste any more time.Copy !req
97. I'll activate the Spirit of St. Louis.Copy !req
98. Look, the engine's starting,
and there's no one in it.Copy !req
99. Hey, is this part of the tour?Copy !req
100. Just as I thought.Copy !req
101. No one there.Copy !req
102. It's another Monitor job.Copy !req
103. At last, he's here.Copy !req
104. This time, I'll get someCopy !req
105. - pictures for Jameson.
- Stop!Copy !req
106. You are surrounded by the
United States Army, Navy and Marines!Copy !req
107. And the Air Force is on its way!Copy !req
108. Well, as long as I'm not outnumbered.Copy !req
109. Couldn't have timed it better
if you tried, Parker.Copy !req
110. The wall-crawler
looks like a perfect fool.Copy !req
111. Don't I know it?Copy !req
112. First the diamonds, now the plane.Copy !req
113. Who is the unknown thief
and how is Spider-Man tied in?Copy !req
114. I'm going to runthis picture
every day until I get the answers!Copy !req
115. Hey, look.Copy !req
116. Those trains are out of service,
but they're moving.Copy !req
117. The subway system
will be clogged for hours,Copy !req
118. while I unclog severalCopy !req
119. of the larger vaults and safes
around New York.Copy !req
120. Hey, you know, it seems funny,
nobody coming up from that subway station.Copy !req
121. Tell you something funnier.Copy !req
122. Yeah, what's that?Copy !req
123. Your truck is taking off
down the street without you.Copy !req
124. Oh, that's funny, very fu...Copy !req
125. Hey, what's goin' on?Copy !req
126. Hey!Copy !req
127. Ghosts!Copy !req
128. Ah, perfect. Now to collectCopy !req
129. the booty with the street cleaner's truck.Copy !req
130. If this doesn't bring
Spider-Man out of hiding,Copy !req
131. nothing will.Copy !req
132. Almost too easy.Copy !req
133. The subway jam has tied up
every cop in town,Copy !req
134. but where is Spider-Man?Copy !req
135. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
136. Didn't the electric company
pay their bill?Copy !req
137. Fun city, my foot.Copy !req
138. Face it, the big apple's rotten.Copy !req
139. The master control.Copy !req
140. Good afternoon, gentlemen.Copy !req
141. Look, no time for trick or treaters, pal.Copy !req
142. Just a minute. You're the real article.Copy !req
143. Recognize him? Spider-Man!Copy !req
144. Need a hand, guys?Copy !req
145. What we need is a bulldozer.Copy !req
146. All the trains are stuck.Copy !req
147. [Spider-Man] Hmm,
if that one car was moved,Copy !req
148. then all the others could move.Copy !req
149. Sure, but how do we move it?Copy !req
150. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
151. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
152. No place special.
Just got me a train to move.Copy !req
153. So, my little subway game
was spoiled by Spider-Man.Copy !req
154. Well, it's time to play my trump card.Copy !req
155. First, to stash the goodies.Copy !req
156. Once again, the mad,
mysterious force has struck.Copy !req
157. Whoever's behind these bizarre crimesCopy !req
158. is able to control
anything with an engine.Copy !req
159. The mysterious Spider-Man seems to be
connected with at least two of the crimes.Copy !req
160. Ah, as far as I'm concerned,
Spider-Man is behind these crimes.Copy !req
161. - Do you think that's fair, Jonah?
- Fair? Don't give me fair.Copy !req
162. I'm out over a million
for my charity. I want it back!Copy !req
163. And I want Spider-Man in jail,
where he belongs.Copy !req
164. I think Robbie's right, J.J.Copy !req
165. Who asked Robbie? And where have you been?Copy !req
166. I was stuck in a subway.Copy !req
167. Ah, I've had it with excuses.Copy !req
168. I want to know who's behind these crimes!Copy !req
169. Wonder if that might be your answer.Copy !req
170. "Will trade all loot for Spider-Man,Copy !req
171. tomorrow, noon, Herald Square.
Professor Gizmo."Copy !req
172. Professor Gizmo?Copy !req
173. Ah, somebody's pulling our leg.Copy !req
174. Guess again.Copy !req
175. Well,
that's Lindy's plane all right.Copy !req
176. But how do we now Gizmo
will really give the loot back?Copy !req
177. It's obvious. He and Spider-Man
are in this together.Copy !req
178. But if they're not, tomorrow,Copy !req
179. Spider-Man will be taking
a terrific risk just showing up.Copy !req
180. Two minutes to 12:00.
Where's Spider-Man, and where's Parker?Copy !req
181. Parker's out taking pictures, chief.Copy !req
182. Haven't seen... Hold it. Look.Copy !req
183. The insect.Copy !req
184. OK, chuckles, here I am.Copy !req
185. I'll make the trade,Copy !req
186. but not until I'm sure
the stolen goods are returned.Copy !req
187. Gosh, Mr. Jameson! I didn't know there
was a Spider-Man balloon in this parade.Copy !req
188. What Spider-Man balloon?Copy !req
189. Holy mackerel!Copy !req
190. Gee, that is the nicest thing
anyone ever did for me.Copy !req
191. It's a paralyzing gas,Copy !req
192. but my mask must be acting like a filter.Copy !req
193. Oh, no, my balloon!Copy !req
194. I've got you, Spider-Man.Copy !req
195. I knew you'd be caught up
in your own image.Copy !req
196. This is one ego trip you'll never forget.Copy !req
197. OK, OK, now tell me the bad news.Copy !req
198. No way, Gizmo.Copy !req
199. Me help you? Are you kidding?Copy !req
200. All you have to do is dive
down to the el ConquistadorCopy !req
201. and attach this little transistor antenna.Copy !req
202. My gizmo box will do the rest.Copy !req
203. That's over a thousand feet.Copy !req
204. What makes you think
I can stand the pressure?Copy !req
205. Come, come, Spider-Man. Stop stalling.Copy !req
206. We both know an ordinary spider
can go much deeper than man.Copy !req
207. He creates his own diving bell
out of webbing.Copy !req
208. With your spider power,
it will be no problem.Copy !req
209. OK, but don't tell me
your little gizmo boxCopy !req
210. can lift the ship from way down there.Copy !req
211. I'll prove it.Copy !req
212. I used to work with the famous scientistCopy !req
213. Richard Robbins himself,
that rotten thief.Copy !req
214. He took dozens of my brilliant inventions.Copy !req
215. One night, we were working lateCopy !req
216. in the lab on this very...Copy !req
217. It's time to test the box.Copy !req
218. We'll use this obsolete robot.Copy !req
219. Ah, my dear, faithful, Gizmo,Copy !req
220. this day I become
the most famous inventor in history.Copy !req
221. And you'll always have my gratitude.Copy !req
222. Wrong, Dickie boy!Copy !req
223. My turn.Copy !req
224. No, Gizmo, no!Copy !req
225. He's safe, somewhere.Copy !req
226. I'll return the loot
and you'll help me, Spider-Man.Copy !req
227. And the box will work.Copy !req
228. We're on our way right now.Copy !req
229. We drop anchor here, Spider-Man.Copy !req
230. And you start your descent to my fortune.Copy !req
231. I told you, no deal until I have proof
you returned the goods.Copy !req
232. Would you believe it if J. Jonah JamesonCopy !req
233. tells you it's been returned?Copy !req
234. Well, he's no George Washington,
but try me.Copy !req
235. J. Jonah Jameson here, president
of Jameson Television Network.Copy !req
236. This is an on the spot report
of the raisingCopy !req
237. of the el Conquistador by Professor GizmoCopy !req
238. and his notorious assistant, Spider-Man.Copy !req
239. You're seeing the world famous
Spirit of St. LouisCopy !req
240. returning to the Smithsonian.Copy !req
241. Earlier, the diamonds were returned,Copy !req
242. all so that Spider-Man would aid
this legal salvage operation.Copy !req
243. But I'm betting both those crooksCopy !req
244. were in it from the beginning.Copy !req
245. There you have it, Spider-Man.Copy !req
246. I've kept my end of the deal,
now it's your turn.Copy !req
247. And... remember,
all the world is watching.Copy !req
248. Yeesh, I ought to have my head examined.Copy !req
249. Prepare for descent.Copy !req
250. Our cameras are watching
Spider-Man create a diving bell,Copy !req
251. the type only spiders make.Copy !req
252. Now he's attaching
a lifeline web to Gizmo's equipment.Copy !req
253. Let's get it over with.Copy !req
254. I might as well get some shots
while I'm down here.Copy !req
255. A remote camera is following.Copy !req
256. Spider-Man's actions below the sea.Copy !req
257. You're now
at 800 feet, Spider-Man.Copy !req
258. Do you see the cave?Copy !req
259. Yeah, there it is.Copy !req
260. But something's moving.Copy !req
261. Uh-oh, an octopus, and a big one.Copy !req
262. Just my luck.
He thinks I'm his girlfriend.Copy !req
263. Got to get out of this!Copy !req
264. It's nice that you love me,
but this is ridiculous.Copy !req
265. Hope this does it.Copy !req
266. Got to get back to the bubble for air.Copy !req
267. Close.Copy !req
268. You're now at the ship's stern.Copy !req
269. Attach the transistor transmitter.Copy !req
270. I here you talking.Copy !req
271. Oh, no, more trouble.Copy !req
272. Lost half my oxygen.Copy !req
273. Even with spider powers,
the pressure down here is getting to me.Copy !req
274. That does it.Copy !req
275. OK, Gizmo, back to the ranch.Copy !req
276. I'm activating the ship now.Copy !req
277. But you'll have to guide it out.
Grab hold of the rudder.Copy !req
278. [Spider-Man] Come on,
come on, take it on up!Copy !req
279. Spider-Man, you didn't really thinkCopy !req
280. I was going to give
the government half a billion.Copy !req
281. Thank you for your help, web-slinger.Copy !req
282. I don't need you anymore.Copy !req
283. He's cut Spider-Man loose!Copy !req
284. I expected some kind of double-cross,Copy !req
285. but why did it have to be on television?Copy !req
286. Good thing I'm not bashful.Copy !req
287. Air's running out and...Copy !req
288. Oh, I haven't got enough troubles.Copy !req
289. I'm an accessory to the theft
of the century, and now bait for Jaws III.Copy !req
290. Take a look at this, folks.Copy !req
291. A great white shark is heading
directly towards Spider-Man.Copy !req
292. No, wait! It's heading toward
our television cameras!Copy !req
293. We've lost the underwater camera.Copy !req
294. My gosh, a video appetite,Copy !req
295. and he's still hungry.Copy !req
296. It worked.Copy !req
297. He's powerful, but dumb.Copy !req
298. Spidey on the half shell? No, thanks.Copy !req
299. Webbing, do your stuff.Copy !req
300. Running out of air.Copy !req
301. Just keep heading that-a-way, baby.Copy !req
302. That's it. Go after the big,
delicious boat.Copy !req
303. Close enough. Here's where
I get off, big fella.Copy !req
304. Hope this works.Copy !req
305. A gizmo for the Gizmo.Copy !req
306. I've done it.Copy !req
307. I've raised the largest
sunken treasure in the world.Copy !req
308. It's mine, all mine.Copy !req
309. Amazing, fantastic!Copy !req
310. The Spanish ship has surfaced,Copy !req
311. and Gizmo has claimed it as his own.Copy !req
312. But where's Spider-Man?Copy !req
313. Made it, and there's Gizmo.Copy !req
314. He jumped on the el Conquistador.Copy !req
315. Just as I planned it.Copy !req
316. If I don't make like a fish, I'll be next.Copy !req
317. Quick, follow that gold!Copy !req
318. In a submarine, J. J., maybe.Copy !req
319. In a helicopter, no way.Copy !req
320. Then, then follow that shark.Copy !req
321. Here goes Spidey down the drain.Copy !req
322. J.J., we can't leave Spider-Man behind.Copy !req
323. Why not?Copy !req
324. He's being pulled under by the whirlpool.Copy !req
325. J.J., you saving Spider-Man's life.Copy !req
326. Think what a story that will make.Copy !req
327. Don't hold your breath.Copy !req
328. Ha, he's going under again!Copy !req
329. Boss, you're on TV.Copy !req
330. Live, now!Copy !req
331. Risking our own lives,Copy !req
332. we're descending to save
that poor criminal's life.Copy !req
333. This makes me a hero.Copy !req
334. Closer, closer!Copy !req
335. I can't believe it, but I'll force myself.Copy !req
336. Say, this is worth everything.Copy !req
337. Get a shot of this, Robbie.Copy !req
338. I'm a hero!Copy !req
339. Got the camera all set, Jonah.Copy !req
340. Do I have to... touch him?Copy !req
341. Say, not bad, Robbie.Copy !req
342. Better than you, Parker.Copy !req
343. Uh, sorry I wasn't around, J.J.
But I promise you one thing.Copy !req
344. I'll be there the next time
you save Spider-Man's life.Copy !req
345. Yeah, you'd better be. What?Copy !req
346. The next time? The next time?Copy !req
347. The next time, I'll drop him!Copy !req