1. Spider-Man.Copy !req
2. Spider-Man.Copy !req
3. Wonder what's in the box.Copy !req
4. And what's behind that curtain?Copy !req
5. Whatever it is,
it better be worth missing lunch.Copy !req
6. Dr. Norton could have waitedCopy !req
7. till the convention this afternoon.Copy !req
8. Maybe he doesn't want anyone
else stealing his thunder.Copy !req
9. Parker, take some pictures!
What am I paying you for?Copy !req
10. Pay? You mean I get paid?Copy !req
11. Not necessarily.Copy !req
12. Gotcha!Copy !req
13. - Joshua!
- Oh!Copy !req
14. Dr. Norton.Copy !req
15. How many times must I tell you
to stay out of the lab?Copy !req
16. B... But, Doctor Norton...Copy !req
17. Not now! The press is waiting.Copy !req
18. Ah, big shots.Copy !req
19. They'll soon see
who the real genius is.Copy !req
20. I have invited the press here
for an advance lookCopy !req
21. at what may be one
of the greatest inventionsCopy !req
22. of the century!Copy !req
23. The world's first Diminishing Ray!Copy !req
24. This I've got to see!Copy !req
25. All right, Smedley.Copy !req
26. This adjustment's tricky.Copy !req
27. Don't want to make him too small.Copy !req
28. The press may now take
the "before" pictures.Copy !req
29. - As in "before and after."Copy !req
30. What's the matter? Run out of film?Copy !req
31. We're confining
that poor animal, Mr. Jameson.Copy !req
32. Look at it.Copy !req
33. Don't worry. That cage is plenty strong.Copy !req
34. All right, that's enough. Save your filmCopy !req
35. for the "after" shot.Copy !req
36. Release him.Copy !req
37. It's coming out!Copy !req
38. Get behind me!Copy !req
39. Congratulations, Norton.Copy !req
40. That's more than incredible.Copy !req
41. This is really happening.Copy !req
42. Parker? Get those pictures
to the Bugle right away.Copy !req
43. A couple more, just in case,
Mr. Jameson.Copy !req
44. Don't want to lose our tiny pet.Copy !req
45. This afternoon,Copy !req
46. at the International
Inventor's Convention,Copy !req
47. I will complete my demonstrationCopy !req
48. by restoring this lion to his normal size.Copy !req
49. The demonstration is over!Copy !req
50. Now!Copy !req
51. - Joshua!
- Jeer, cheer.Copy !req
52. The Gadgeteer is here!Copy !req
53. "Jeer, cheer, the Gadgeteer is here?"Copy !req
54. The inventor's inventor!Copy !req
55. The scientist's scientist!Copy !req
56. The weirdo's weirdo.Copy !req
57. Uh, he's, uh, just our janitor.Copy !req
58. Don't touch that, you bumpkin!Copy !req
59. Thank you, Dr. Norton, for your invention.Copy !req
60. You can't get away with that!
Call the guards!Copy !req
61. You're powerless
before the Gadgeteer!Copy !req
62. Where's Peter?Copy !req
63. If I know Parker,
he was the first one out!Copy !req
64. You're fired, Joshua!Copy !req
65. You have just begun to experienceCopy !req
66. the expertise
and extraordinary inventivenessCopy !req
67. of The Gadgeteer!Copy !req
68. What do you do for a finish?Copy !req
69. You wall-crawling wimp!Copy !req
70. Hate to bring
such a diabolical career to an end,Copy !req
71. but you know how it is
with diabolical careers.Copy !req
72. A little slow today, web head?Copy !req
73. Well, it's time I cut you down to size.Copy !req
74. Oof! Oh, no!Copy !req
75. I don't believe this.Copy !req
76. So long, Spider-Shrimp!Copy !req
77. He's gone!Copy !req
78. And so's my Diminishing Ray.Copy !req
79. I'm getting the police!Copy !req
80. What a story! Come on.Copy !req
81. Parker better have those pictures.Copy !req
82. This is weird. Even for me.Copy !req
83. What am I gonna do now?Copy !req
84. Two inches tall?Copy !req
85. You look like Jaws!Copy !req
86. What if it never wears off?Copy !req
87. The only jobs I could ever getCopy !req
88. would be on wedding cakes!Copy !req
89. If anybody ever tells me
it's a small world,Copy !req
90. have I got news for them!Copy !req
91. Got to turn this ray around somehow.Copy !req
92. And call Aunt May, so she won't worry.Copy !req
93. Oh, wow! It's a King Kong kitty!Copy !req
94. - Back. Back!Copy !req
95. It worked.Copy !req
96. Look. I don't want to hurt you,Copy !req
97. but I don't want to be
a kitty-cat snack, either.Copy !req
98. - Hey! Who's hurting who?Copy !req
99. In merry-go-rounds,
I'm not behind the brass ring!Copy !req
100. Cat munchies.
That's what he wants.Copy !req
101. Hang on, kitty! Din-din's coming!Copy !req
102. Go, kitty! Pig out!Copy !req
103. One thing about being smallCopy !req
104. - nobody bothers you...Copy !req
105. much.Copy !req
106. Oh, yeah. Gotta call Aunt May.Copy !req
107. I need a dime.Copy !req
108. Sure, the subway grating.Copy !req
109. Aha!Copy !req
110. I've heard
of inflated money before,Copy !req
111. but this is ridiculous!Copy !req
112. Oww!Copy !req
113. The bells of St. Mary's!Copy !req
114. This is my big number!Copy !req
115. Hello?Copy !req
116. Hello?Copy !req
117. Whoa, Aunt May,
what a big voice you have.Copy !req
118. Aunt May, this is Peter!Copy !req
119. Hello? Is anyone there?Copy !req
120. Aunt May, it's me! Peter!Copy !req
121. Must be a bad connection.Copy !req
122. - She can't hear me.
- Is anyone there?Copy !req
123. - Is this a prank?
- I know, I need a megaphone.Copy !req
124. Aunt May! It's me!Copy !req
125. Oh, these kids today!Copy !req
126. Aunt May, it's me! Don't hang up!Copy !req
127. No-good vandals!
Leave the phone off the hook.Copy !req
128. Tear the phone book!Copy !req
129. Good. Betty left a piece of paperCopy !req
130. and a typewriter.Copy !req
131. "Betty, tell Aunt May
I'm staying overnightCopy !req
132. with a friend. Peter."Copy !req
133. Now where did he go?Copy !req
134. I demand to see Jameson!Copy !req
135. - Whoops!
- Whoop!Copy !req
136. Uh, over there. B... But...Copy !req
137. Jameson, what are you
trying to do? Ruin me?Copy !req
138. - Huh?
- You won't let me advertise my productsCopy !req
139. in your silly newspaper.Copy !req
140. How can I sell them?Copy !req
141. This paper will not
have anything to doCopy !req
142. with promoting web-headed,
wall-crawling toys!Copy !req
143. These are not toys!Copy !req
144. They represent the latest
in space-age technology.Copy !req
145. Watch.Copy !req
146. That's too much!Copy !req
147. They can do anything
Spider-Man can do.Copy !req
148. Watch. Exactly like Spider-Man.Copy !req
149. Uh-huh. And that's exactly
what I don't like about it.Copy !req
150. - Hey!
- Uh, uh, it's not supposed to do that.Copy !req
151. Ugh, now it's out!Copy !req
152. And so are you out. Out, out, out!Copy !req
153. You're going to hear from my lawyers!Copy !req
154. Out. Out of my office. Now!Copy !req
155. Smoke.Copy !req
156. The alarm. Why didn't it go off?Copy !req
157. There's got to be
an override switch.Copy !req
158. Here it is!Copy !req
159. - It's vibrating too hard!Copy !req
160. Can't hold on!Copy !req
161. The smoke...Copy !req
162. I can't see!Copy !req
163. No, Mr. Jameson. Not that way.
You might burn yourself.Copy !req
164. Good.Copy !req
165. Good thing I had those
smoke detectors installed.Copy !req
166. "Futuristic Micro-Chip
Computer to Be UnveiledCopy !req
167. at the International
Inventors' Convention"?Copy !req
168. Now that's something Gadgeteer
just won't pass up.Copy !req
169. Web swinging is hard work for a tiny tot.Copy !req
170. What I need is a little help.Copy !req
171. And the wind is blowing just right.Copy !req
172. Hey! Come back!Copy !req
173. Lots of great gadgets in there.Copy !req
174. Cream of the crop.Copy !req
175. Ha! Sour cream, more like it.Copy !req
176. I'm better than any of them.Copy !req
177. When they look at me,
all they see is a janitor.Copy !req
178. Well, look again, dopes!Copy !req
179. It's me, the penniless Gadgeteer!Copy !req
180. [Spider-Man] The only way to fly!Copy !req
181. Whoops! There's the convention below.Copy !req
182. A little less in you, and what goes upCopy !req
183. must come down...Copy !req
184. Only not so fast!Copy !req
185. Gadgeteer's got to be gimmicking
around here some place.Copy !req
186. With my brain
and this micro-computer,Copy !req
187. I'll create gadgets that will make meCopy !req
188. king of the world!Copy !req
189. Hmm. We've got
to stop meeting like this.Copy !req
190. Uh-oh. My Spidey sense is tingling!Copy !req
191. There's something going on
in that computer.Copy !req
192. Pretty aggressive mice around here.Copy !req
193. Two more wires, and you're mine!Copy !req
194. But we're not even engaged.Copy !req
195. You again!Copy !req
196. Just can't keep your friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man down.Copy !req
197. Try this, web head!Copy !req
198. That ought to warm you up!Copy !req
199. I'd better find a fuse box.Copy !req
200. Oh, they want traction?Copy !req
201. The plug comes out,Copy !req
202. and the lights go out!Copy !req
203. And now to put the lights
out on the Gadgeteer.Copy !req
204. The opening can't be getting bigger.Copy !req
205. It's me. I'm... I'm getting smaller.Copy !req
206. Yeah! Down half an inch.Copy !req
207. If I can't find the ray and reverse it,Copy !req
208. Spider-Man will be Spider-molecule!Copy !req
209. Just a little thing I picked up
at the convention, web brain!Copy !req
210. This is no toy.Copy !req
211. You're finished!Copy !req
212. Seems to me
I've heard those words before.Copy !req
213. Victory in numbers, they always say.Copy !req
214. Shh!
Don't anybody say a word.Copy !req
215. Hmm. Which is the real web head?Copy !req
216. I'm all around you, web slinger!Copy !req
217. You're not fooling me this time!Copy !req
218. Oop, and I toy around with him.Copy !req
219. Yoo-hoo! Over here!Copy !req
220. The fool! His ego will be his downfall.Copy !req
221. All together now!Copy !req
222. Those webs! I can't see!Copy !req
223. I'm losing power!Copy !req
224. Thanks, fellas, I owe you one.Copy !req
225. What do you know?Copy !req
226. A rat hole.Copy !req
227. The perfect hiding place for Gadgeteer.Copy !req
228. Hey!Copy !req
229. Whew! Lucky I landed on something soft.Copy !req
230. This looks familiar.Copy !req
231. Too familiar!Copy !req
232. It's a spider web.Copy !req
233. And the lady of the house is at home.Copy !req
234. A black widow!Copy !req
235. I hope she realizes I'm not a relative.Copy !req
236. Black widows have a nasty habit
of eating their husbands.Copy !req
237. Uh, nice lady!Copy !req
238. Go away. Please?Copy !req
239. Oh, I'm stuck!Copy !req
240. My only chance...Copy !req
241. A spider web slingshot!Copy !req
242. She was putting on
too much weight anyway.Copy !req
243. Now for Gadgeteer.Copy !req
244. I'll get back to normal size,Copy !req
245. and then, Spider-Man, watch out!Copy !req
246. It's my turn in the spotlight, mister!Copy !req
247. No!Copy !req
248. Little man, you've had a busy day.Copy !req
249. I think this belongs to you.Copy !req
250. The Miniaturizing Ray.Copy !req
251. Thank goodness, but...Copy !req
252. What about the man who stole it?Copy !req
253. Joshua, the Gadgeteer?Copy !req
254. But...Copy !req
255. But why did you do it, Joshua?Copy !req
256. Why?Copy !req
257. Mm, because you never listen to me.Copy !req
258. You never listen to me!Copy !req
259. What did he say?Copy !req