1. Spider-ManCopy !req
2. Spider-Man.Copy !req
3. [Spider-Man] Boy, this is the life.Copy !req
4. No stoplights. No traffic jams.Copy !req
5. No trouble.Copy !req
6. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
7. Speaking of trouble.Copy !req
8. That sounded like someone
breaking into the museum.Copy !req
9. A definite no-no if I ever heard one.Copy !req
10. Might as well
get some photos for the BugleCopy !req
11. while ol' Spidey does his thing.Copy !req
12. I've done it.Copy !req
13. Only the mechanical arms of Dr. OctopusCopy !req
14. could've stolen this million-dollar ruby.Copy !req
15. [Spider-Man] And only the wiggly webbing
of Spider-ManCopy !req
16. is gonna make you wish you never tried.Copy !req
17. You!Copy !req
18. Hey, that's a crummy way to say hello.Copy !req
19. You can stop worrying, blue eyes.Copy !req
20. Here's Spidey.Copy !req
21. What do I have to do to get rid of you?Copy !req
22. For starters, you can try eating onions.Copy !req
23. That does it.Copy !req
24. I'm quitting your fan club.Copy !req
25. Now, that the web spinner
is out of the way,Copy !req
26. I can continue with my master plan
to take over the world.Copy !req
27. Sheesh.Copy !req
28. If I only had sinus trouble.Copy !req
29. I don't get it.Copy !req
30. Why would Octopus stolen that ruby
and left all the other jewels behind?Copy !req
31. Oh, no. I forgot my homework.Copy !req
32. The professor will skin me for this.Copy !req
33. No use.Copy !req
34. Doc Oc wore me out.Copy !req
35. Can't even keep my eyes...Copy !req
36. Poor Peter. I hope he didn't
stay up all nightCopy !req
37. doing his homework again.Copy !req
38. Peter, time to get up dear.Copy !req
39. Oh, no.Copy !req
40. If Aunt May catches me
in my Spidey threads, I'm finished.Copy !req
41. Hi, Aunt May.Copy !req
42. I... I must have overslept.Copy !req
43. Well, you mustn't
be late for school, dear.Copy !req
44. Remember, the early bird catches the worm.Copy !req
45. Uh, speaking of worms,Copy !req
46. anything on the radio about Doc Oc?Copy !req
47. Who, dear?Copy !req
48. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
49. Why, I just love those adorable red socks.Copy !req
50. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
51. I guess I was in the mood
for something funky.Copy !req
52. Well, don't forget
to brush your teeth, dear,Copy !req
53. and wash behind your ears.Copy !req
54. Sure. Sure. Thanks for reminding me.Copy !req
55. Oh, Aunt May, don't ever do that
to me.Copy !req
56. I've got to finish this history assignment
on the landmarks of New York,Copy !req
57. or I'll flunk for sure.Copy !req
58. And the only way for Peter Parker
to reach the library in timeCopy !req
59. is to go as our friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man.Copy !req
60. Mmm, now to steal the second object
that I'll need for my master plan.Copy !req
61. Boy, I better move it.Copy !req
62. Only two hours left
to finish my assignment.Copy !req
63. Oh. The old Spidey sense is tingling.Copy !req
64. Well, there goes my homework.Copy !req
65. Spider-Man, what do you want?Copy !req
66. You try anything,Copy !req
67. and I'll call campus security.Copy !req
68. Forget security.
This looks like a case for Roto-rooter.Copy !req
69. Spider-Man, you got to help us.Copy !req
70. It's trying to steal
our priceless moon rock.Copy !req
71. Uh-huh. Now, that you need me,
I become Mr. Wonderful, huh?Copy !req
72. There.Copy !req
73. Maybe that'll hold him.Copy !req
74. Hey, cut it out! Let go!Copy !req
75. Let go!Copy !req
76. Boy,Copy !req
77. I got to be more careful of what I say.Copy !req
78. Okay, Doc, if that's the way
you want to do it.Copy !req
79. I blew it this time.Copy !req
80. Doc outsmarted me.Copy !req
81. He's got his metal arms on remote control.Copy !req
82. Seems he's gotten away, Spider-Man.Copy !req
83. Fortunately, he left
this valuable moon rockCopy !req
84. and took a worthless piece
of quartz by mistake.Copy !req
85. Forget it, lady.Copy !req
86. Dr. Octopus doesn't make mistakes.Copy !req
87. That piece of quartz meant more to him
than the priceless moon rock.Copy !req
88. And it's up to me to figure out why.Copy !req
89. [Spider-Man] Let's see, uh.Copy !req
90. Landmarks of New York City.Copy !req
91. Ah, here they are.Copy !req
92. Hello. Oh, how are you, Mr. Jameson?Copy !req
93. Oh, fine, fine, fine. Never better.Copy !req
94. Let me speak to Peter.Copy !req
95. I'm sorry, Mr. Jameson. Peter's studying.Copy !req
96. - Could I...
- Studying!Copy !req
97. What do you mean studying?Copy !req
98. The Diamond Exchange was just robbed.Copy !req
99. I need him to cover it.Copy !req
100. Well, you'll just have to get
someone else, Mr. Jameson.Copy !req
101. Peter must finish his homework.Copy !req
102. Thank you for calling.Copy !req
103. You're so welcome.Copy !req
104. - What was that, Aunt May.
- Oh, nothing, Peter.Copy !req
105. Just Mr. Jameson
and something about a robberyCopy !req
106. at the Diamond Exchange.Copy !req
107. Mmm. Must be big stuff
for the man himself to call.Copy !req
108. If Doc Oc is behind the robbery,
only Spidey can stop him.Copy !req
109. And then this strange powerful tentacle
grabbed the diamond and...Copy !req
110. And disappeared
into the air vent.Copy !req
111. [Spider-Man] It's Doc Oc, all right.Copy !req
112. But I don't get it.Copy !req
113. Stealing little bits of jewelry
isn't his style.Copy !req
114. I got to learn what he's really after.Copy !req
115. There. My tentacles are nowCopy !req
116. ten times as powerful as they were before.Copy !req
117. At last, I'm ready to put
my most daring plan into action.Copy !req
118. Now, to home in on Doc Oc.Copy !req
119. - Look!
- It's Spider-Man!Copy !req
120. What's happening?
He's going into the sewer!Copy !req
121. Hey, Spidey!Copy !req
122. Sorry, folks, no time for autographs.Copy !req
123. Uh, but you may applaud if you wish.Copy !req
124. Yuck. No wonder no one's ever
found his hideout.Copy !req
125. He can have it.Copy !req
126. Ooh, my spider sense
is ringing like a fire alarm.Copy !req
127. So this is where I'll web my camera.Copy !req
128. That's funny. There's no one here.Copy !req
129. But my spider sense
has never been wrong before.Copy !req
130. And it's not wrong now,Copy !req
131. Spider-Man!Copy !req
132. Hey, it's nice of you to greet me
with open arms, Doc.Copy !req
133. This is will be the last greeting
you ever get, web-swinger.Copy !req
134. You have any last words?Copy !req
135. If it's all the same to you,
I like to start withCopy !req
136. help!Copy !req
137. I've had enough of you jokes, Spider-Man.Copy !req
138. You sure? Did I ever tell you
the one about theCopy !req
139. [laser-blaster fires] Hey!Copy !req
140. You could've waited
till I got to the punch line.Copy !req
141. Well, a little web shot will fix you.Copy !req
142. Oh, great. It's clogged with water.Copy !req
143. A pity, Spider-Man.Copy !req
144. But my deadly tentacles are waterproof.Copy !req
145. And this sonic quartz vibrator
will paralyze you!Copy !req
146. - [high-pitched sound blares]
- Aah!Copy !req
147. I can hardly move.Copy !req
148. How lucky you are?Copy !req
149. You'll be the first to see
how my new tentacles workCopy !req
150. like this diamond saw!Copy !req
151. Thanks for the free show.Copy !req
152. When's the commercial?Copy !req
153. Sorry, web spinner,Copy !req
154. the show has ended for you forever!Copy !req
155. Hey, ix-nay on the bath, Doc.Copy !req
156. I never take one without my rubber ducky.Copy !req
157. If I can't break these bars,
it'll be bye-bye Spidey.Copy !req
158. I can't even budge 'em.Copy !req
159. If I don't break loose,
it's the end of Spider-Man.Copy !req
160. And even worse,
I won't get my homework done.Copy !req
161. It's time to raise the periscope
and find my first helpless target.Copy !req
162. There it is.Copy !req
163. A super tanker
filled with millions of barrels of oil.Copy !req
164. Now, for the final phase
of my master plan.Copy !req
165. First, my laser tentacle
will stop the ship.Copy !req
166. We've lost power!Copy !req
167. Excellent.Copy !req
168. Now to immobilize the crew.Copy !req
169. It's no use.
We better call the Coast Guard.Copy !req
170. That noise!Copy !req
171. My diamond drill
will cut through this tankerCopy !req
172. as if it where butter.Copy !req
173. Now, all I have to do
is pump the oil into my secret tanks.Copy !req
174. Soon I'll control all the world's oil.Copy !req
175. And with it, I'll control the world.Copy !req
176. Boy, I never thought I'd envy a goldfish.Copy !req
177. Hey, there's what I need.Copy !req
178. A bottle of acid.Copy !req
179. But how do I reach it?Copy !req
180. A spider line is my only chance.Copy !req
181. Don't fail me now, you little squirter.Copy !req
182. Got it.Copy !req
183. This has to work.Copy !req
184. There isn't time for a second try.Copy !req
185. Whew. I'll never take a bath again.Copy !req
186. Uh-oh. Hope the water
didn't spoil my snaps.Copy !req
187. Well, can't worry about it now,Copy !req
188. not while that six-armed nutcase
is still on the loose.Copy !req
189. Why isn't that
no-good Parker around when I need him,Copy !req
190. all the photographers I can get?Copy !req
191. All of New York's oil is being
drained away under our noses,Copy !req
192. and he's doing homework.Copy !req
193. Uncle Jonah, who needs
that pipsqueak Parker anyway?Copy !req
194. I'll get you all the photos you need.Copy !req
195. Hey, oh...
good idea, Mortimer.Copy !req
196. - Take the Bugle's helicopter.
- Right.Copy !req
197. And, Ms. Brant, try to get
a hold of Parker again.Copy !req
198. And if his aunt answers,
say it's a wrong number.Copy !req
199. Strange, there's no sign
of Doc Oc anywhere.Copy !req
200. Extra! Extra! Read all aboutCopy !req
201. the mystery of the vanishing oil.Copy !req
202. Hey, can I believe
my little shell-like ears?Copy !req
203. Get your Daily Bugle here!Copy !req
204. Paper! Paper.Copy !req
205. According to reports
from the U.S. Coast Guard,Copy !req
206. super tankers are being
mysteriously drainedCopy !req
207. of all their oil.Copy !req
208. I should've guessed.Copy !req
209. That's what Oc is up to.Copy !req
210. Uh-oh, there goes my beeper.Copy !req
211. Must be Aunt May.Copy !req
212. What's happening, Aunt May?Copy !req
213. Peter, wherever did you run off to?Copy !req
214. Uh, I had some more research to do.Copy !req
215. Well, I hope you're not
studying too hard, dear.Copy !req
216. I don't want you to exhaust yourself.Copy !req
217. Uh, no. I'm taking it real easy, Aunt May.Copy !req
218. But not too easy, Peter.Copy !req
219. We still want you to get
an A on your homework.Copy !req
220. Oh, boy. What a mess.Copy !req
221. Not a trace of Doc Oc,Copy !req
222. and at this rate I'll never
get my homework done, either.Copy !req
223. How will I face Aunt May?Copy !req
224. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
225. Why didn't I think of this before?Copy !req
226. If I can rewire my radioCopy !req
227. to the frequency to Doc Oc's
sonic oscillator,Copy !req
228. I may be able to hone in on him.Copy !req
229. It's working.Copy !req
230. Okay, Doc, ready or not, here I come.Copy !req
231. There's no sign of trouble anywhere.Copy !req
232. I got to get some photos
and show off that flaky Peter Parker.Copy !req
233. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
234. It's Spider-Man!Copy !req
235. Quick, follow that no-good web-slinger.Copy !req
236. These tankers have no defense
against my superpower tentacles.Copy !req
237. Mmm, everything looks okay from here.Copy !req
238. I'll just set up my camera
and check down below.Copy !req
239. Sheesh. That guy's got more
tricks up his tentaclesCopy !req
240. than a magician.Copy !req
241. Well, ol' Spidey knows
a trick or two himself.Copy !req
242. The oil's off. It stopped.Copy !req
243. Something must have jammed.Copy !req
244. I better check the surface.Copy !req
245. Spider-Man!Copy !req
246. I'll take care of that
meddling wall-crawlerCopy !req
247. once and for all!Copy !req
248. Hi, neighbor.Copy !req
249. Greetings from your welcome wagon.Copy !req
250. Forget it, fool.Copy !req
251. Nothing can penetrate
this atomic glass I created.Copy !req
252. Why am I tackling
the most dangerous crook on Earth again?Copy !req
253. I ought to have my pointy head examined.Copy !req
254. Hey, look, it's Dr. Octopus.Copy !req
255. And he's really singing it to Spider-Man.Copy !req
256. Hey, Oc, you keep this up,Copy !req
257. and it'll be the end
of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
258. Whoa. Any lower,
I'd never need another haircut.Copy !req
259. Hey! Now you've gone too far.Copy !req
260. Great!
Spider-Man just got nailed!Copy !req
261. And for once, I'm scooping Peter Parker.Copy !req
262. Uncle Jonah will jump for joy
when he sees the photos I took.Copy !req
263. Someone's spying on me
from that helicopter.Copy !req
264. This will stop them.Copy !req
265. Dr. Octopus!Copy !req
266. He's spotted us! Let's get out of here!Copy !req
267. Oh, no! He's got us!Copy !req
268. Hmm. Looks like I'm about
to become shark bait.Copy !req
269. Stop struggling, or I'll put
soap flakes in your fishbowl.Copy !req
270. Oh, no! The doc's got Mortimer trapped
in the Bugle helicopter.Copy !req
271. Almost hate to break it up.Copy !req
272. Those two deserve each other.Copy !req
273. I'll teach those fools
to snoop on Dr. Octopus.Copy !req
274. We've slipped his grip.Copy !req
275. Let's get back to the Daily Bugle.Copy !req
276. Wow. Just what I've been waiting for.Copy !req
277. All I have to do is trick
Doc Oc into going there.Copy !req
278. Yeah. That's all.Copy !req
279. Surely that web-headed weasel
doesn't think he can escape me so easily.Copy !req
280. You've run out of tricks, web-slinger!
This is the payoff!Copy !req
281. You can say that again, doc!Copy !req
282. What's the matter, blue eyes?
Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
283. This is Captain Gerard
of the United States Navy.Copy !req
284. We'll take him from here, Spider-Man.Copy !req
285. Uncle Jonah?Copy !req
286. - Hey, Uncle Jonah!
- Huh!Copy !req
287. What is it? Can't you see I'm...Copy !req
288. Oh. Mortimer. It's you.Copy !req
289. I got great news!Copy !req
290. I just took some pictures of Spider-Man
getting finished off by Dr. Octopus.Copy !req
291. Spider-Man finished?Copy !req
292. Well, don't just stand there.
Let me see 'em.Copy !req
293. Haven't even seen them myself,
Uncle Jonah.Copy !req
294. - Just got them from the lab.
- Quick.Copy !req
295. What... These pictures are totally blank!Copy !req
296. Is this some sort of joke, Mortimer?Copy !req
297. Oh, no. That laser blast
must have ruined them.Copy !req
298. I swear, they were incredible,
Uncle Jonah.Copy !req
299. Dr. Octopus sent Spider-Man
to the bottom of the harbor.Copy !req
300. Funny. That's not the way I saw it.Copy !req
301. It was Spider-Man
who clobbered poor Doc Oc.Copy !req
302. Well, uh, hey.Copy !req
303. Say, these...
these are pretty good, Parker.Copy !req
304. If you didn't waste
so much time doing homework,Copy !req
305. they'd probably be a lot better.Copy !req
306. Oh, no. My homework assignment.Copy !req
307. It's due in 10 minutes.
I'm gonna fail for sure.Copy !req
308. Well, you can't win 'em all, my boy.Copy !req
309. The important thing is
we got these great shotsCopy !req
310. of Spider-Man web-swinging
all over New York.Copy !req
311. All over New York.Copy !req
312. That's it!Copy !req
313. See you later, J.J.!Copy !req
314. Wait! Where are you going with my photos?Copy !req
315. Parker!Copy !req
316. Why, Peter, you got an A
in your history class.Copy !req
317. That must have been a really
excellent report you wrote.Copy !req
318. Well, uh, I didn't exactly
write a report, Aunt May.Copy !req
319. Instead I used the pictures
I took for the Daily BugleCopy !req
320. to make a photo essayCopy !req
321. on the landmarks of New York City.Copy !req
322. The prof loved it.Copy !req
323. Why, they're lovely, Peter.Copy !req
324. But they would have been perfectCopy !req
325. if that horrible Spider-Man
hadn't been thereCopy !req
326. to ruin every one of them.Copy !req