1. Deep in the southern
part of South America,Copy !req
2. Speed is preparing to
compete in the famousCopy !req
3. Southern Hemisphere
Pineapple Grand Prix.Copy !req
4. According to this map,Copy !req
5. part of the course runs through
some of the most dangerousCopy !req
6. and unexplored territory
in the southern hemisphere.Copy !req
7. And it runs through this valleyCopy !req
8. called the Valley
of Destruction.Copy !req
9. I'm not sure I like that
name. It's frightening!Copy !req
10. So's the racing course,
I bet. It'll be tough!Copy !req
11. I'm afraid you're right.
Not many will finish.Copy !req
12. At least, that's what I heard.Copy !req
13. And no wonder! Look at
all those twists and turns!Copy !req
14. Speed'll be one of the few
to cross the finish line.Copy !req
15. But only if I'm lucky, Sparky.Copy !req
16. You'll have more than luck
riding with you, Speed.Copy !req
17. You're quick and
skillful and experiencedCopy !req
18. and very, very strong.Copy !req
19. Coming!Copy !req
20. Oh, hello.Copy !req
21. Excuse me, I'm looking
for Mr. Speed Racer.Copy !req
22. He's right here.Copy !req
23. Hello, I'm Speed Racer.Copy !req
24. My name's Eloisa Hazard,
the sister of Hap,Copy !req
25. one of the drivers you'll
be competing against.Copy !req
26. More than anything in the world,Copy !req
27. I want to see my brother
win the Grand Prix.Copy !req
28. Won't you let him win?Copy !req
29. You're asking me to
lose the Grand Prix?Copy !req
30. Well, my brother wants you
to lose, and so do I, Speed.Copy !req
31. But that would be cheating,Copy !req
32. and I've never done anything
illegal in my life, ever!Copy !req
33. But it would mean so much to
my brother and me. Please.Copy !req
34. I'll have to ask
you to leave here!Copy !req
35. The poor girl fainted!Copy !req
36. I'll call a doctor!Copy !req
37. Hurry!Copy !req
38. Speed, why are you so angry?Copy !req
39. You know I'm angry because of
what that girl asked me to do!Copy !req
40. Well, maybe she didn't realize
that what she asked youCopy !req
41. was so wrong!Copy !req
42. A section of
the city of Theodado,Copy !req
43. where Eloisa Hazard lives
with her brother, Hap.Copy !req
44. Hey!Copy !req
45. This is my sister!
What happened to her?Copy !req
46. She came to see me and then
she fainted. That's all.Copy !req
47. She fainted? Or maybe you
and your friends beat her upCopy !req
48. so I'll have to take care
of her and won't have timeCopy !req
49. - to be in the race!
- What an idea!Copy !req
50. Get out of here!Copy !req
51. Eloisa, speak to me.
Tell me you'll be all right.Copy !req
52. Speed!Copy !req
53. Let them go,
Speed. Don't be angry.Copy !req
54. I wonder why Hap spoke
to you the way he did.Copy !req
55. Get out of the way,
you're blocking the road!Copy !req
56. Get out of your car!
We're looking for something.Copy !req
57. What is it? What're
you looking for, sir?Copy !req
58. Quiet!Copy !req
59. Come over here!Copy !req
60. - Let's get him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
61. You say that
money isn't the only reasonCopy !req
62. your brother wants
to win the race?Copy !req
63. That's right. If he wins, he has
a chance of becoming the managerCopy !req
64. of a big factory
that builds cars.Copy !req
65. But he's been acting
very strangely lately.Copy !req
66. Winning that race is all that
matters to my poor brother.Copy !req
67. I wish I could help him...Copy !req
68. And you need money so
the doctors can make youCopy !req
69. completely well.Copy !req
70. Right... They said that making
me well would be very expensive.Copy !req
71. Exactly where is the car factory
that may hire your brother?Copy !req
72. I don't know. He never told me.Copy !req
73. Well, I won't be
patient any longer.Copy !req
74. You'd better tell me what you
did with the King's Jewel.Copy !req
75. Okay, give him a
little more persuasion.Copy !req
76. Sure!Copy !req
77. I know you
stole that King's JewelCopy !req
78. and it's worth a million bucks!Copy !req
79. And you used the Southern
Hemisphere Grand PrixCopy !req
80. as an excuse to smuggle
it into this country!Copy !req
81. Well, you'd better tell me
where it is right now!Copy !req
82. Tell me which car that
jewel is hidden in.Copy !req
83. Talk. Talk!Copy !req
84. It's not in any of the cars.Copy !req
85. Tell me where you
hid that jewel!Copy !req
86. In one of the pineapples.Copy !req
87. You put the jewel in
one of the pineapplesCopy !req
88. to be used in the race!
No wonder we couldn't find it!Copy !req
89. I don't know which
pineapple it's in.Copy !req
90. Don't worry about
that, I'll find it!Copy !req
91. I'll find it no matter what!Copy !req
92. The Southern
Hemisphere Pineapple Grand PrixCopy !req
93. is about to start!Copy !req
94. And because the pineapple is the
national fruit of our country,Copy !req
95. each driver will carry
a pineapple with himCopy !req
96. during the race.Copy !req
97. At the starting signal, the
drivers must run to that pileCopy !req
98. of pineapples, and
grab one of the fruitsCopy !req
99. before he can leap
into his car.Copy !req
100. He must then carry the pineapple
with him during the entire race.Copy !req
101. The drivers are ready. The
signal is about to be given.Copy !req
102. Stand by!Copy !req
103. There they go!Copy !req
104. We're over one of
the pineapples now, Mr. Porson.Copy !req
105. Good!Copy !req
106. We'll find out if that's the one
the King's Jewel is hidden in.Copy !req
107. Bring it up here.Copy !req
108. Yes, sir.Copy !req
109. It's empty!Copy !req
110. Empty!Copy !req
111. Empty...Copy !req
112. Empty.Copy !req
113. Empty! Empty!Copy !req
114. Which one is that jewel in?Copy !req
115. We may have to
look for that jewelCopy !req
116. in every pineapple down there!Copy !req
117. I know that! Keep looking!Copy !req
118. That oil will make
the track slippery!Copy !req
119. They're empty!Copy !req
120. It's not in them!Copy !req
121. It's in one of
the pineapples in the race,Copy !req
122. but which one?Copy !req
123. That jewel's gotta be
in one of the pineapplesCopy !req
124. we haven't opened yet!Copy !req
125. I figured that out!Copy !req
126. Now, come on, we'll
check the rest of them.Copy !req
127. Now I'm entering
the Unknown Forest.Copy !req
128. Bah! Nothing!Copy !req
129. This must be the Unknown Forest.Copy !req
130. I've gotta jump over this
log and get out of here.Copy !req
131. Stay right where you are!Copy !req
132. We've been waiting
for you, Speed Racer.Copy !req
133. We've been waiting
patiently for you to come alongCopy !req
134. so that we could get
that precious pineappleCopy !req
135. out of your car.Copy !req
136. Oh yeah? I think
you're friends of Hap'sCopy !req
137. and you just don't want
me to finish the race!Copy !req
138. Just give us the pineapple
and keep your mouth shut!Copy !req
139. Why waste time
asking him for it, mi amigos?Copy !req
140. He won't give it to us?
So, go ahead and take it!Copy !req
141. If I don't keep this pineapple
with me at all times,Copy !req
142. I'll be disqualified
from the race.Copy !req
143. So I'm sorry, gentleman,
but you can't have it!Copy !req
144. Get him!Copy !req
145. That'll take care of them.Copy !req
146. But Hap. Why's he trying to
win the race from me this way?Copy !req
147. Why doesn't he try to
win it fair and square?Copy !req
148. Stop, Speed!Copy !req
149. What's the matter?
What do you want?Copy !req
150. My pineapple! One of
your men took it from me!Copy !req
151. What're you talking about?Copy !req
152. It was your men who stopped
me back in the forestCopy !req
153. and tried to take my
pineapple away from me!Copy !req
154. What're you talking about?Copy !req
155. Why don't you try to win
this race fair and square?Copy !req
156. I'm trying to do that, Speed.Copy !req
157. But how can I when your
men took my pineapple?Copy !req
158. That must be how you
win so many races.Copy !req
159. By using unfair
tricks! By cheating!Copy !req
160. Those are
fighting words! Come on!Copy !req
161. Okay, then let's fight!Copy !req
162. I'm ready! Come on!Copy !req
163. See you when the race is over!Copy !req
164. I can't let him win...Copy !req
165. Calling the Mach 5.
Come in, Speed.Copy !req
166. Trixie calling the Mach 5!Copy !req
167. I'm in the middle of a race,
Trixie! Don't talk to me now!Copy !req
168. Can't you wait till it's over?Copy !req
169. Speed, listen to me! Eloisa's
brother Hap has got to win!Copy !req
170. Please let him!Copy !req
171. Why should I let him win?Copy !req
172. I'm out to win myself! Now
sign off, and don't bother me!Copy !req
173. But Hap must win so that
he can pay for the doctorsCopy !req
174. to make his sister well.Copy !req
175. And besides, Hap
would then be hiredCopy !req
176. to manage a big car factory.Copy !req
177. That would solve all
their money problems.Copy !req
178. Please let him win, Speed!Copy !req
179. It doesn't matter to me what his
reasons are for wanting to win!Copy !req
180. I wouldn't be playing fair if I
let him win the race on purpose!Copy !req
181. But, Speed!Copy !req
182. I'll see you when
the race is over, Trixie!Copy !req
183. But Eloisa's ill!
They must have some money!Copy !req
184. Please let him win, Speed!
Speed? Speed! Speed!Copy !req
185. There seems to be
no end to this swamp land.Copy !req
186. I've got to go faster.
I'm losing too much time!Copy !req
187. A landslide!
It's liable to trap me!Copy !req
188. Hang on, Hap! I'll try to pull
you out! I'll be right there!Copy !req
189. Hurry!Copy !req
190. Okay, Hap, you're safe now!Copy !req
191. I got you out. You can
go on with the race.Copy !req
192. Where are we?Copy !req
193. The Valley of Destruction.Copy !req
194. Destruction? No wonder...Copy !req
195. If I hadn't come along,
you'd've been trapped here.Copy !req
196. It's as simple as that.Copy !req
197. I owe you my life, Speed.
I won't forget...Copy !req
198. But I'm still gonna try to beat
you in the race, and I will!Copy !req
199. And what's more, I'm not going
to give this pineapple back!Copy !req
200. It's mine!Copy !req
201. You're wrong, Hap. It belongs to
me! You took it out of my car!Copy !req
202. I say it's mine!Copy !req
203. No, Hap!Copy !req
204. What's that plane up to?Copy !req
205. Hold it right there!Copy !req
206. Grab that pineapple, men!Copy !req
207. Chim Chim!Copy !req
208. Get the pineapple from him!Copy !req
209. Come on, monkey. Hand it over!Copy !req
210. Quick, throw it, Chim Chim!Copy !req
211. Got it!Copy !req
212. Trixie!Copy !req
213. Run, Chim Chim! Run!Copy !req
214. Come back here with that
pineapple! Give it to me!Copy !req
215. Come back here! Come back!Copy !req
216. Now hand it over!Copy !req
217. That was a rock you caught!Copy !req
218. Okay, Chim Chim,
throw a forward pass!Copy !req
219. Got it!Copy !req
220. After them!Copy !req
221. Run, Spritle! Run!Copy !req
222. Got it!Copy !req
223. Go, Speed, go!Copy !req
224. Speed got away
with the pineapple!Copy !req
225. We did our best, Boss,
but we were outsmarted.Copy !req
226. Boneheads!Copy !req
227. We'll have to get the
pineapple at the finish line.Copy !req
228. I'm comin' down
to getcha. Hang on!Copy !req
229. Wonder where they're going
and what they're up to now.Copy !req
230. Let's go and meet Speed
at the finish line.Copy !req
231. We'll just have
time to get there.Copy !req
232. Stop! Stop! Stop your car!Copy !req
233. Give me back that
pineapple! Pull over!Copy !req
234. Pull over! I want
that pineapple!Copy !req
235. The cars have now been drivenCopy !req
236. almost 25 hundred miles,
and in a few moments,Copy !req
237. the winner will be
crossing the finish line.Copy !req
238. I'm able to see them!Copy !req
239. Hap Hazard is now out in front,Copy !req
240. but Speed Racer is
driving a close second!Copy !req
241. Now Speed's ahead, now he's not!Copy !req
242. They're fighting it out!
They have one more mile to go!Copy !req
243. Ladies and gentleman,
right now, it's a dead heat!Copy !req
244. Give me back that
pineapple, Speed!Copy !req
245. Only half a
mile more! Here they come!Copy !req
246. Speed wins!Copy !req
247. Now, ladies and gentleman,Copy !req
248. we must check to
see that the winnerCopy !req
249. still has in his
possession the pineappleCopy !req
250. with which he began the Southern
Hemisphere Pineapple Grand Prix.Copy !req
251. Speed, will you please
show us your pineapple?Copy !req
252. It's gone!Copy !req
253. Thanks, Chim Chim!Copy !req
254. I hate to do this to Speed,
but it's the only way.Copy !req
255. Take the pineapple
over to Hap's carCopy !req
256. and put it in without
anybody noticing.Copy !req
257. I can't understand it.Copy !req
258. I don't know where that
pineapple could've gone.Copy !req
259. If you don't have the pineapple,Copy !req
260. you're disqualified.Copy !req
261. Mr. Hazard, do you have
a pineapple in your car?Copy !req
262. I've got the pineapple right
here! I'm the winner ofCopy !req
263. the Southern Hemisphere
Pineapple Grand Prix!Copy !req
264. I'm the winner!Copy !req
265. Look, I won!Copy !req
266. Where's the jewel? Where?
What happened to it?Copy !req
267. It was supposed to be
in one of the pineapples!Copy !req
268. He lied to me about it!Copy !req
269. Speed Racer was disqualifiedCopy !req
270. because he didn't have
a pineapple in his car,Copy !req
271. so the winner of the
Grand Prix is Hap Hazard!Copy !req
272. As winner, Mr. Hazard will
be awarded the top prizeCopy !req
273. of $10,000, and a ten-year
supply of pineapples!Copy !req
274. However, Mr. Hazard has
generously said that he wantsCopy !req
275. to give the ten-year supply
of pineapples to you, his fans!Copy !req
276. The King's Jewel must be
in one of those pineapples!Copy !req
277. Let's get it!Copy !req
278. Yeah!Copy !req
279. Outta the way, brats!Copy !req
280. Not in this one so far!Copy !req
281. Err... Let me see now...Copy !req
282. I never saw a man
like pineapplesCopy !req
283. the way those men seem to...Copy !req
284. I'm hungry!Copy !req
285. Yum! Yummy! Yum!Copy !req
286. A diamond!
This is a mammoth diamond!Copy !req
287. I know! Isn't it beautiful?Copy !req
288. This is the King's Jewel!Copy !req
289. It's the King's Jewel, all
right! I'll return it to him!Copy !req
290. You and your smart ideas!Copy !req
291. Now you'll get that job!Copy !req
292. And, from now on,Copy !req
293. there'll be enough money for the
doctors to make you well again!Copy !req
294. I told you I had
to win, Eloisa, and I did!Copy !req
295. And now everybody knows
I am a better racer than Speed!Copy !req
296. And our troubles are over!Copy !req
297. We'll never have to worry
about anything again!Copy !req
298. Oh, Trixie.Copy !req
299. You can blame me for
Hap being the winnerCopy !req
300. of the Grand Prix, Speed.Copy !req
301. I told Chim Chim to
give him the pineapple.Copy !req
302. I know why you did, Trixie,
and it's for the best after all.Copy !req
303. Thank you very much.Copy !req
304. Be sure to see the nextCopy !req
305. exciting episode
of Speed Racer!Copy !req