1. Tim? Tim! Tim!
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2. "Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you!"
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3. "Happy birthday, dear Daisy,
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4. "Happy birthday, darling! I thought
I'd ring you before you went out!"
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5. "Such a shame I won't see you!"
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6. "Hope you can come to Auntie Irene's
40th! It'll be the 15th now!"
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7. "Oh, no, not the 15th! The 23rd!
Not this month! This month coming!"
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8. "So call me and let me know!"
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9. "Suzie's out of hospital!"
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10. "It was either today or tomorrow
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11. and it was yesterday she came home!"
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12. "I thought you'd want to know!"
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13. Thank you very much.
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14. For what?
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15. For my birthday song.
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16. Oh, is it your birthday?
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17. How are you feeling this morning?
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18. Very rough actually. I will never
drink again, until lunch time.
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19. Very wise.
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20. How does it feel to be 26?
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21. Bit gassy.
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22. You'd be dead in four years
if this was Logan's Run.
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23. That'd be terrible.
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24. I'd look like a twat in a jumpsuit.
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25. Tim, that's a word that hates women.
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26. Twat?
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27. No, jumpsuit.
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28. Look! Oh, my God!
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29. What's in the fridge? Oooh!
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30. Oo-ooh!
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31. Oh, no! Oh!
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32. Oh!
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33. Don't you like it?
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34. I love it! Is that me?
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35. Yeah!
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36. Anyway, happy birthday, pickle.
I'm going to do a wee!
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37. Hi!
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38. God! Hi, Sophie!
God, I forgot you were here!
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39. Happy birthday! So, you got
anything special planned?
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40. We're just gonna go out for dinner.
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41. That'll be nice.
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42. Yeah... You can come if you want.
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43. Thanks! Yeah, I'd love to!
That'd be great!
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44. Oh! Good!
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45. Daisy's just invited me to the meal!
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46. That'll be cool!
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47. Yeah. I'm sure Marsha
won't get suspicious.
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48. I don't want to cause any trouble.
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49. You're not.
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50. I don't know why we don't tell her!
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51. "We're not really a couple, we lied
to you so we could rent your flat"?
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52. God, we're evil, aren't we?
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53. You shouldn't feel bad about it.
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54. We don't, do we?
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55. I'm just gonna walk Sophie
to the tube station.
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56. Oh, that's sweet!
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57. Yes, it is, isn't it?
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58. Bye!
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59. See you later! Happy birthday!
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60. Yeah, bye, Sophie!
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61. What a bitch!
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62. I've got this surprise birthday cake
in the shape of a typewriter
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63. Cool!
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64. Yeah, I've been scheming for weeks,
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65. I met this baker, Strawberry Sundae,
we danced for five hours and we had
this discussion about pasties...
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66. Anyway he's doing me a deal.
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67. You're sweet to Daisy.
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68. I am! Well, I'm a very sweet guy.
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69. No, you're a stupid cock.
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70. Oh. Well, thanks.
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71. Just wait.
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72. You... Hi.
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73. Where were you?
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74. When?
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75. This morning.
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76. I was in bed.
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77. Why was today important to me, Tim?
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78. Being promoted to sergeant next week.
Don't forget.
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79. Being promoted to Sergeant.
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80. What's that?
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81. I won't!
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82. Yeah, I forgot.
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83. You forgot.
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84. I'm sorry.
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85. I thought you were my friend.
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86. I am, Mike!
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87. I wanted you to see me get my stripes
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88. Mike, I'm sorry!
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89. It's her! Sophie!
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90. You've only been with her two weeks
and I'm already yesterday's news!
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91. Mike, you'll always be my number 1.
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92. Then why are you treating me
like I'm a number 2?
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93. It's been a long time since I've had
someone like Sophie in my life.
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94. We've always done everything together
or have you forgotten the good times?
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95. No, course not!
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96. We were supposed to go ghost-hunting
in Highgate Woods. Where were you?
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97. I can't remember.
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98. I'm glad you've got a new girlfriend
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99. but don't forget whose shoulder you
cried on when the last one dumped you
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100. or when Johnny Alpha get killed
by that monster in 2000AD!
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101. Mike, I won't honestly.
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102. Look, here's Mike!
Mike, do your eagle eyes!
Don't!
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103. If you hurt him I'll kill you.
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104. Did he mean that?
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105. Yeah.
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106. Knock, knock, knock!
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107. Hello, birthday girl!
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108. Hello, Marsha! How's it going?
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109. I'm fine. How are you?
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110. Oh, I'm fine, yeah.
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111. 26!
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112. Happy birthday, darlin'!
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113. Are you missing Amber? Are you?
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114. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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115. Many happy returns, darlin'!
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116. Oh. What can it be?
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117. I thought you might like to put some
make-up on tonight, doll yourself up
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118. Don't wear much normally...
Ooh, rude red!
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119. Well, I'd best get off
to Thresher's, do the weekly shop.
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120. You still up for a night
of unadulterated fun?
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121. Adultery?
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122. Are you still coming out tonight?
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123. Oh, yeah, right! I'll see you later!
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124. Hello?
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125. Hi, Daisy, it's me!
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126. Hello, Twist.
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127. Feel like I haven't seen you in ages
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128. You were at my birthday last night.
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129. Oh, yes! That was you!
Look, do you want to come shopping?
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130. Yeah, but I haven't got any money.
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131. I don't need any. Come and meet me.
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132. Where are you?
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133. The corner of your street. Hi, Tim!
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134. What are you doing?
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135. I can't explain now.
Just come and meet me.
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136. All right, well, just give me a mo.
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137. Oi!
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138. Hi, Marsha.
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139. I know what you're up to.
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140. Did Mike tell you?
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141. Does he know?
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142. Well, yeah, I had to tell somebody!
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143. You...
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144. are a very bad man.
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145. What?
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146. She loves you, that girl.
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147. Who does?
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148. Daisy.
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149. Did she say that?
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150. No, but it's obvious!
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151. Yeah, course, she's my girlfriend!
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152. You'd better tell her, Tim!
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153. Cos if you don't, I will!
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154. But you'll spoil the surprise.
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155. You bastard.
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156. Marsha!
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157. Brian?
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158. I finished with Brian.
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159. Oh. Aww!
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160. Oh, my God! Are you all right?
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161. What about?
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162. About, you know...
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163. How's Brian taken it?
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164. Brian, no!
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165. Oh, God!
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166. Why?
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167. This is new!
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168. Sorry, I didn't see you.
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169. What you doing?
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170. Expressing myself.
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171. By chucking paint around?
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172. Yes!
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173. What's the matter with you?
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174. Broken up with Twist.
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175. Ah, shit. Really? What happened?
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176. Sex, sex, sex, that's all it was.
I wanted something else.
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177. So you're single, then?
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178. I'm sick of our endless clashing.
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179. What, your outfits?
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180. Daisy! I am not that shallow.
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181. She's shallow, Brian, you know?
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182. She's like Cordelia
out of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and
Angel the spin-off series set in LA.
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183. Don't know what you're talking about
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184. Oh, Brian!
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185. You're such a square!
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186. D'you think she'll come tonight?
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187. She is Daisy's best friend.
You've just got to be strong, man.
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188. I know.
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189. You're gonna be fine.
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190. You're gonna spend a long time
thinking you won't be,
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191. for a while you'll miss the fact
you're not because it seems scary
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192. and then when you've got over that
then you're gonna be fine. Right?
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193. Feeling better?
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194. Do you feel better?
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195. Mmm. Is Brian coming tonight?
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196. Yes. But he is my friend, Twist.
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197. Well, at least
we'll be seeing more of each other!
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198. I hadn't really thought of that.
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199. Why don't you try something on?
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200. You always wear that shantytown look
and it's really quite last century!
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201. I quite like the way I dress.
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202. Shhh. Listen.
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203. There's nothing wrong
with looking nice, Daisy.
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204. You're not betraying the sisterhood
just by brushing your hair sometimes
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205. I just doubt there's anything in here
that I could get above my knees.
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206. Oh, go on, it's your birthday!
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207. "I did update you
on the Suzie situation, didn't I?"
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208. "Far be it from me to spread gossip
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209. but her GP is having an affair
with that woman at the dentist's!"
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210. Mum, hi!
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211. "Hello, I didn't think you were in!"
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212. Oh, no, I've been out!
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213. "Since nine o'clock this morning?"
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214. Uh, yeah! You know me - go, go, go!
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215. "I've got a lot to tell you! And
you never phone me! Happy birthday!"
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216. Thanks.
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217. "I've got some great news!"
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218. "Auntie Caroline said a vacancy's
come up for a features correspondent
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219. and she's going to send you
all the bumf about it in the post!"
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220. "The best thing is it's on
the Colywn Bay Gazette! That'd be
right up your street, wouldn't it?"
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221. Yeah... yeah.
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222. "Are you and Tim doing
anything nice today?"
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223. We're just going out for a meal.
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224. "Just the two of you?"
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225. No, no, us and a few... friends.
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226. "Oh. Well, you must be
really looking forward to it!"
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227. Hit me!
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228. 'There's nothing wrong
with looking nice!'
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229. 'Thought you might like to put
some make-up on tonight.'
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230. 'You're not betraying the sisterhood
just by brushing your hair!'
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231. 'Doll yourself up a bit!'
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232. Wake...
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233. Oh, shit!
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234. Right!
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235. Hiya. Sorry we're - I'm late.
It was...
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236. Delayed at the office, were we?
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237. I had to pop in, yeah.
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238. Yeah, I bet you did.
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239. Shall I get some drinks?
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240. I'd like a triple vodka, please.
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241. I'll have a bottle of red.
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242. How many glasses? One.
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243. Bitter, Mike?
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244. No. Are you?
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245. Would you like a pint of bitter?
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246. Sophie?
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247. Bourbon, Tim. Straight up.
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248. Wow!
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249. All right, Daisy? You want a drink?
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250. Yes, please. I'll have a Bloody Mary.
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251. You look nice, Daisy!
Wish I could dress down like that!
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252. He's gonna come over. You all right?
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253. Right, well, shall we? >
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254. Yes! Merci!
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255. Are you going to the loo?
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256. Yes.
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257. Just going to the loo!
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258. I can't believe you brought her here
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259. I thought it was quite nice!
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260. So, are you gonna tell her?
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261. What is your problem?
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262. I'll tell her!
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263. Do you want to spoil her birthday?
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264. Every second you leave it
will make it more painful for her!
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265. I'm gonna tell her.
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266. It should be me!
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267. But you won't!
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268. What's up?
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269. I've got you a birthday cake.
Tim's having an affair.
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270. Tim... is having an affair with her.
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271. I've seen 'em snogging
in the front garden!
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272. No. No, Marsha, it's not like that.
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273. What d'you mean?
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274. She means nothing to me. It's not...
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275. Tim, we should just tell her.
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276. She's in shock.
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277. I'm not in shock. I'm a bit drunk...
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278. .. but I'm perfectly lucid.
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279. What's going on?
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280. I should go.
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281. Marsha,
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282. we're not really a couple.
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283. You what?
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284. We're not... You know,
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285. Phew! It's actually...
It's actually a relief to say it!
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286. The thing is, we had to say we were
in order to get the flat.
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287. But the truth is that... we lied.
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288. You lied?
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289. We were desperate, we didn't think
about the consequences, just...
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290. We... we didn't mean to hurt you!
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291. It was like, the longer we left it...
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292. You lied? Why?
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293. Marsha...
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294. The advert said professional couple.
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295. No, it didn't! I remember phoning!
I don't think he was listening to me
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296. Yeah? Yeah.
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297. Dave?
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298. Hold on a second, please. Hello, you.
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299. Two bedroom, Streatham, £350 a week.
Do that for me, I'm going to lunch.
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300. You betcha.
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301. Oh, it's professional couple only.
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302. Sounds nice.
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303. 'Professional couple only,
professional couple only.'
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304. Sorry, Mrs Klein. Is that everything?
Great, that'll go in tomorrow.
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305. I can't believe you lied! I bought
you a present for your anniversary!
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306. I'm sorry!
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307. Marsha, we weren't being malicious.
We just didn't have a choice!
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308. We really like that flat!
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309. That was supposed to sound nice.
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310. I suppose you lot
all knew about this.
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311. Must think I'm a complete idiot.
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312. No!
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313. Don't be angry.
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314. I just discovered my group of young
friends have been taking the piss!
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315. No, Brian, I'm leaving!
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316. Where are you going?
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317. Just away from you lot!
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318. Sophie...
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319. I'll call you tomorrow.
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320. Nice one, Daisy.
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321. I wasn't the one snogging my secret
girlfriend in the front garden!
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322. Tim doesn't think about anyone else
when he's with Sophie!
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323. This is nothing to do with you!
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324. I'm gonna have to go back
and live with my mum because of you!
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325. I'm not the one who told her!
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326. She wouldn't have asked if
you'd kept your tongue in your mouth!
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327. We're all to blame in a way.
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328. You picked a fine time
to grow a fucking conscience!
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329. You let him speak to me like that!
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330. Yes! I'm not an accessory! You can't
just pick me up when you need me!
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331. A good time to start getting
emotionally articulate, Brian!
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332. Brian, I can't believe you!
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333. It's your fault!
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334. Shut up, Mike!
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335. Did you see her face?
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336. Shut up!
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337. You are so stupid, Daisy!
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338. Thank you.
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339. Tim! You know I'm allergic to wheat!
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340. Fuck off!
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341. Aieeee!
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342. Grow up!
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343. You grow up!
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344. The way I see it,
we have two choices.
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345. We can call the police or you can
clear up this mess yourselves.
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346. Who votes for clearing up?
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347. Who votes for police?
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348. We'll... Clearing up it is.
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349. Good. I'll get the mop, shall I?
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350. I'm going home.
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351. Happy birthday, Daisy(!)
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352. What are we gonna do?
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353. We could go clubbing.
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354. I mean about Marsha, Mike!
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355. We've destroyed her faith
in the integrity of today's youth.
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356. Young adults.
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357. We've got to pull together
or else we're gonna lose everything.
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358. So that's settled, then.
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359. Clubbing it is!
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360. Brian and Mike have gone to look
for her, see if she's on the street.
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361. There's 100 off-licences in this
area. She could be in any one of them
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362. They might get lucky. We should
stay here in case she comes back.
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363. OK.
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364. Daisy, don't worry!
We'll sort this out, we always do.
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365. I don't know. It's...
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366. This feels different, serious.
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367. We've had some good times here,
though, haven't we?
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368. Happy days.
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369. "We'll be off, then, Tim!"
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370. OK, man.
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371. We find Marsha, we'll contact you!
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372. Yeah, we'll... we'll find her,
Daisy. Promise you.
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373. We'll see you at the rendezvous.
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374. OK, Tim!
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375. Good luck!
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