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Katy Carmichael as Twist Morgan • Simon Kunz as TA Captain • Anna Wilson-Jones as Sarah

Tim's ex Sarah calls him up and wants to get together, Tim is over the moon at the idea of them getting back together, though Mike and Daisy are less impressed and worried about him getting hurt again. Meanwhile, Mike is up for re-evaluation for the TA, and is delighted to be let back in. Tim meets up with Sarah and it turns out she really does want to try again with him, but at the last moment he sees sense and declines, not wanting to give up all his has with Daisy and his friends.

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1. Ooh!

2. Aaah!

3. Eeeeh!

4. Ow!

5. Hello. Hi, hi.

6. Ner!

7. Yeah. No, no. I'm just, y'know, just hangin' out.

8. Aarg!

9. Stop it!

10. Er, no. Nobody, nobody. >

11. Erm, yeah. >

12. Today? Yeah. OK. I'll see ya later then.

13. Bye.

14. Sarah wants to see me today.

15. I wonder why.

16. I dunno.

17. She might want her CD player.

18. Oof!

19. Maybe she's gettin' married.

20. Ooh!

21. Maybe she's pregnant.

22. Aaaaarrrgh!

23. What's the attraction of skateboarding?

24. What? It's quicker than walking.

25. Is it easy?

26. Daisy! I'm kinda busy right now. Have you seen my Chocolate beanie?

27. I just asked.

28. The only woman I love who isn't computer-generated or a fictional FBI agent phoned me.

29. It's a weird time to ask about my travel habits.

30. All right.

31. You say skateboarding's childish, which pisses me off because it's not

32. Calm down.

33. I am calm!

34. I thought we were seeing Akira at the ICA.

35. Well, we'll watch it on video.

36. "You must see it on the big screen."

37. Well, just... sit close to the telly.

38. Well, take care of yourself.

39. Thank you.

40. Cos that's what you're best at, innit?

41. So, er, how's it goin' ?

42. I've split up with Duane.

43. What ya tellin' me for?

44. Daddy Cool.

45. Ow! Hi.

46. Hi.

47. Shall we go in? (OK). Aagh!

48. He's meeting her.

49. So? I see my ex-boyfriends.

50. I see my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see as... watch.

51. They might get back together.

52. She wants him to think so. She'll look good to remind him he likes her

53. .. and say things like "I'm really confused."

54. What creature does that -

55. .. knowingly tortures someone just to satisfy her own vanity?

56. What are you doing today?

57. Goin' to Tunde Aragundade's White Paintings Of The 20thC exhibition.

58. Sounds riveting.

59. Doesn't he do the white paintings?

60. Yeah.

61. He wears cheesecloth shirts? I know who you mean.

62. D'you wanna come?

63. I can't really walk in these heels. They're for sitting down, not moving

64. OK.

65. I'll pop back later if ya change your... shoes.

66. Did Brian just ask you out?

67. No.

68. Yes, he did. Yes, he did.

69. Don't be silly.

70. Yes, he did!

71. Did he?

72. Tim, I've split up with Duane.

73. HEY!

74. Waaagh!

75. How was it?

76. Pretty good.

77. Pretty good?

78. Yep, she's split up with Duane.

79. Right.

80. She said she was confused, but basically, I think she wants me back.

81. We'll meet at The Bell later.

82. I've got a funny feeling she's gonna want me to move back in with her.

83. What's that?

84. It's a new doorbell. It was gonna be a surprise.

85. It was a surprise.

86. Good.

87. You've got a funny feelin' ?

88. I know. I can read her like a book.

89. Don't judge a book by its cover.

90. He who dares wins.

91. Look before you leap.

92. Do you believe in life after love?

93. That's a song. How d'you know she's won't just dump ya again?

94. There's the doorbell again.

95. Go on.

96. All right!

97. Gotta take Mike to his re-evaluation.

98. Hello, Daisy.

99. We should discuss it.

100. Did I tell you how Mike and I became such good friends? It's interestin'.

101. It happened when we were children, a long, long time ago.

102. 'Tim. Tim.'

103. 'Tim!'

104. What?

105. What?

106. I can't believe you wanna move out.

107. I don't want to...

108. I don't. I just want to move in with her.

109. I don't understand.

110. I thought you'd be happy for me!

111. I am. Yes, I am.

112. It's what I want! You want things. You want to go to Asia and see the Taj Mahal.

113. I wanna go to Asia and the Taj Mahal

114. But the Taj Mahal didn't sleep with its boss and break my heart!

115. It might if you go to Asia! Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.

116. What's her problem?

117. She worries you'll go into a doomed relationship,

118. .. get hurt and lose this place and the friendship you've built up.

119. It means a lot to her or she wouldn't care about your emotional state.

120. Get in the car, ya big ape.

121. OK, then!

122. Be yourself. It's important for me that you get this.

123. It isn't your fault, Tim.

124. It is, Mike.

125. Isn't. Isn't. Isn't.

126. Is. Is. Is.

127. Is.

128. Isn't. Ooh, why, you...

129. Ah!

130. It is my fault, Mike. I know we were little, but I can still see you up that tree.

131. Come on.

132. Bwak-bwak-bwak!

133. Bwak!

134. If ya hadn't jumped, your retinas'd be attached, ya'd be in the army.

135. Ya don't know that.

136. Just... give it your best shot, OK?

137. Can't you come in?

138. I'm not your dad, Mike!

139. Here's your lunch. I'll pick ya up.

140. 'I'm Andy McNab! I'm Andy McNab! I'm Andy McNab!'

141. 'I'm Andie MacDowell! Oh!'

142. You know we're here today to see if you're ready to rejoin the TA.

143. Yes.

144. We must see that you understand the reasons for your original suspension

145. I do, sir.

146. On manoeuvres in France, I commandeered a tank...

147. .. without my superiors' permission. I then attempted to invade Paris.

148. En route, I stopped at Disneyland, then EuroDisney,

149. .. and was apprehended on Space Mountain.

150. Can you explain your actions?

151. I was sufferin' serious emotional problems that affected my judgement.

152. I was in my own fantasy world. As a result, I was insular and uncommunicative.

153. And why d'you think that was?

154. Thanks for the shoes, Dais. Are you sure you don't want to come, hm?

155. Nah. I've got loads of work to do.

156. Well, maybe I could...

157. "GRUNTS"

158. Kick. Kick. Kick. Kick! Kick!

159. "KO!"

160. "You lose. Continue?"

161. "Eight, seven, six..."

162. I'm pickin' up Mike from the TA.

163. When are you meeting Sarah?

164. Will you get off my back?

165. I'm not on your back!

166. You are! I can feel you, like Jabba's little mate, goin' .

167. < Can't ya just wish me luck?

168. Not with somethin' I think is bad for you.

169. Can't you pretend?

170. You just don't want me to move out.

171. What? You think this is about that?

172. Well, I...

173. You conceited shit! Don't flatter yourself that I'd stand in your way for my own ends!

174. I would be sad if you moved out, but it isn't about me!

175. I'm your friend, I look out for you! I think you're making a mistake!

176. If you can't see that, then someone, a friend, me, should point it out!

177. As a friend, I should point out that you're using my personal problems...

178. ..as another excuse not to get out your typewriter and do some work!

179. I am not avoiding work!

180. Ooh, let's have a party (!) Let's do some theatre (!) Let's get a dog (!)

181. Let's spend hours at our mirror boglin' to Aswad!

182. It was research!

183. You tell yourself that. I think I am big enough to make my own mistakes!

184. Well, Sarah obviously does.

185. "Ha!"

186. "Nina Williams wins."

187. "Daisy Steiner wins."

188. Helloo!

189. Oh, hi, Marsha.

190. Hi. Are you busy?

191. Erm, well, yes. I'm... working.

192. But I could do with a breather, y'know.

193. Listen, I couldn't help overhearin' you and Tim rowin'.

194. Really?

195. It's all right. It was very loud.

196. .. boglin' to Aswad!

197. Sorry.

198. It's all right. D'ya wanna splash of vino collapso?

199. My child's fucked off to Top Shop with my money.

200. Well, I'll just have the one.

201. I just saw that friend of yours, Twit, leavin' with Brian.

202. What's that about?

203. They're goin' to an exhibition.

204. Is it serious?

205. Tunde Aragundade.

206. Bloody hell.

207. Oh, well, c'est la vie.

208. Et tu, Brian.

209. What is going on between you two?

210. This one?

211. War.

212. Bombs.

213. Guts.

214. Guns.

215. Guts and guns.

216. Butterfly.

217. Butterfly with a bomb.

218. Finally, Mr Watt, how does this make you feel?

219. Nice.

220. You and Brian?

221. Well, one night,

222. .. he came up, beggin' me to let him stay cos he couldn't pay his rent.

223. We had a coupla bottles of duty-free grappa.

224. Next thing I know, I'm ridin' him like a bitch from 'ell.

225. You became lovers?

226. < Well, it was his rent really.

227. Did he leave a deposit?

228. Tell you the truth, I'm not sure how interested he is in women.

229. "Nice... Arse."

230. "1957."

231. "Fifth Elephant."

232. Mm.

233. I mean, look at them. They're all so... You know, really...

234. Samey.

235. So, what have you and Tim been rowin' about?

236. He wants to move out.

237. Oh, dear. Trouble in paradise.

238. He says I was avoiding work.

239. Are ya?

240. No!

241. Don't worry. He'll come back.

242. If he doesn't, will you evict me?

243. No! I like havin' you here.

244. I feel like you've always lived here.

245. I hope ya never leave!

246. '.. never leave! never leave! .. never leave! never leave!'

247. Sorry, Marsh. I think... I gotta get on with some work.

248. Ah, it's all right, kitten.

249. I gotta have a lie down anyway, I'm pissed.

250. Listen, ya can tell your friend Twit she can have Brian.

251. His housin' benefit's come through anyway. Ha-ha!

252. Good night.

253. Night. >

254. Right.

255. < This was inspiring. Thanks.

256. I got ya a postcard.

257. Thanks. Oh, my favourite.

258. Well, I suppose... I'll see you.

259. Exhibition on next week. Sounds good.

260. It's Roman Duchamps' Insect Faecal Matter.

261. Faecal? Lovely.

262. I was thinking, y'know, afterwards, if you, er,

263. ..you know, wanna go for a drink...

264. Yep! OK.

265. 'I've held you 1,000 times, closed my eyes, known we'd always be together.'

266. 'I smiled at you through your lies, unknowing eternity would be never.'

267. 'As distance dulls the memory and bitter history grows hazy, I realise my one true love is a girlcalled...'

268. Hi, hi, hi.

269. Ooh. Your hair looks nice.

270. Thanks. You murder yours with peroxide.

271. Ha! Dunno what you mean.

272. I guess we've a lot to talk about.

273. Yeah, yeah.

274. I guess we have.

275. Paper, paper. I need more paper.

276. Paper.

277. Hello.

278. Hi, Daisy.

279. Where are you?

280. Uh, I'm in the pub. Look, d'you fancy a drink?

281. Erm, Well, not really.

282. "Oh."

283. Is Sarah there?

284. No, she's gone.

285. Oh, I see, right.

286. You get them in, and I'll see you in a few minutes, all right, mate?

287. Hiya.

288. Wow.

289. I've been writing.

290. Have ya?

291. After you left, I sat down at my typewriter and it just poured out.

292. Winter skincare - dos and don'ts.

293. Sex and food - the modern woman's addiction. Is bogling the new tango?

294. Wow. So it was research.

295. Yeah. I'm thinking Bella for the first two,

296. ..Observer for the bogling.

297. It's probably for the best.

298. Before ya say anythin', it was my decision.

299. Yeah. She wanted me back, I said no.

300. Wow.

301. I just had a moment of clarity, y'know. I woke up, y'know.

302. It's like havin' an orgasm alone.

303. You watch a porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho.

304. You lie there, everythin' is great.

305. You get turned on by absurdly graphic images, everythin' seems so right.

306. Suddenly, bingo, you wake up.

307. You're lookin' for the tissue, which you know is in your pocket,

308. .. the remote, which is on the floor. It's like walkin' in on yourself.

309. It's like "What ya doin' ?" You know?

310. It's how I felt tonight, my heart jumpin' every time the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

311. Well, that's love, innit? A load of old wank.

312. Life just isn't like the movies, is it, you know?

313. We're constantly led to believe in resolution, an ideal status quo,

314. .. and it's just not true.

315. Happy endings are designed to make us feel better about life being a thankless struggle.

316. D'you wanna dance?

317. D'you know what? I think I do.

318. You watch porn in the flat?

319. Er, only when you're out.

320. Sometimes when you're asleep on the beanbag.

321. Can I borrow some?

322. Er, yeah.

323. Thanks!