1. Oh!
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2. It's Sunday morning.
Grange Hill's on.
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3. TA's no game.
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4. It's the Rough Ramblers.
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5. You don't understand.
You'd rather be in bed.
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6. You'd rather be in Apocalypse Now.
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7. What you doing later?
It's classified.
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8. Come round. I'm bored.
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9. Can't. I'm learning to Eskimo roll
with a rucksack and loaded rifle.
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10. They don't have rifles, Mike.
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11. Grenades? No.
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12. Anthrax?
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13. Gotta go. Looks like we're moving
out. Roger bravo tango alpha.
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14. Come on, Mike!
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15. Yay! Danny Kendall's about to die!
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16. Oh, yeah.
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17. Yay!
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18. That is better than when Jeremy went
into the pool to get Faye's necklace
and suffered a brain embolism.
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19. Bronson's got to pay!
"Bronson's got to pay!"
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20. Tim! Tim! Bronson's got to pay!
He's got a toupee!
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21. OK if I bring the bike in? Your
landlady looks like a bike thief.
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22. She'll sell it to buy Jacob's Creek?
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23. That's my living. You ponce off
the state while taxpayers like me
fund your drink problem.
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24. You even seem to have a shit time.
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25. Anyway, I was coming back
from a club and I remembered.
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26. You owe me 20 quid.
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27. This is Tyres.
He bikes my drawings round.
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28. Tim said he had
more than one friend.
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29. I didn't believe him.
It's the village of the damned!
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30. Are yous two, erm...
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31. What? I don't...
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32. Are yous an item?
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33. No! That's... No.
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34. Daisy's not like that. That's funny.
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35. We're just mates, aren't we? Chums.
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36. Get off me!
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37. I see. Yous are... "friends" ?
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38. Yeah.
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39. Did you want a cup of tea?
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40. I couldn't eat a thing.
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41. Not even tea?
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42. No. No solids. Something orange?
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43. Water?
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44. OK!
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45. CLOCK, PHONE, DOG AND POURED WATER
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46. < Hello?
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47. What, already?
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48. All right. I'll see you later.
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49. Who was that?
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50. Mike. He nearly drowned. He put
too many pebbles in his rucksack.
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51. I last saw Mike on Crimewatch.
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52. Mistaken identity. The police had
his house surrounded all last week.
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53. No. This was about two months ago.
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54. Oh, yeah. That was him.
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55. What did you do last night?
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56. Last night was an A1, tip-top
clubbing jam fayre, a sandwich
of fun on ecstasy bread,
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57. wrapped up in a baglike disco fudge.
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58. I just wish I could control
these fuckin' mood swings!
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59. So what did yous two friends do?
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60. Oh, we just stayed in, didn't we?
Had a laugh, played Scrabble.
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61. Leap - six, seven... Six.
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62. Live. Or "liyve".
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63. Shazam. It is a word!
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64. < What does it mean?
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65. Captain Marvel says it.
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66. It's a nonsense invented word!
What's "goo" ?
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67. You're doing that so you can use Z.
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68. I swear to God...
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69. Pro V. Pantene Pro V.
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70. You can't have Pantene Pro V! >
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71. Goo is shampoo. >
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72. It makes the hair silky and smooth.
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73. They made it up to make shampoo
sound important! You're so naive!
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74. Pro V isn't a word!
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75. Fuck!
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76. What?
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77. The last letters
you threw spelt FUCK.
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78. What does that mean?
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79. You skipped sex and
went to Scrabble.
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80. Can't get my head round
the platonic inter-gender malarkey.
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81. I don't mind a chinwag with a honey,
after waggling on her chin.
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82. Yeah!
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83. You waggle your willy on her chin?
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84. Don't come your postfeminist
art-school bollocks, sunflower!
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85. I work. What do you do?
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86. I write, actually.
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87. You're on the dole!
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88. Are yous coming out with me tonight?
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89. No money.
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90. I'll lend you the money.
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91. I owe you 20 quid.
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92. Do you?
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93. No. Oh, look! There's Madonna.
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94. Where? We'll see you later.
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95. I'll have a shower, shit and shave,
and I'll be back about 11.
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96. Pack your party bags, cos tonight's
gonna be a large one. All right?
Oye-oye!
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97. What was all that about Madonna?
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98. Tyres has got a short attention span.
I remember once... Look! Wrestling.
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99. Give him the stick! Come on!
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100. Aaargh! >
Sorry!
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101. Bastard! >
Sorry! God!
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102. Haven't been to a club in ages.
We should ask Brian to come.
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103. I don't see Brian throwing shapes
in the Church of Dance.
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104. He might if we ask Twist.
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105. Brian and Twist?
Yeah. Tyres will probably think
we're double dating.
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106. Yuk!
He was funny, wasn't he?
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107. What did you mean by
"Daisy's not like that" ?
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108. I never said that. You said
"No. Daisy's not like that."
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109. I just meant... you're not like that.
I don't see you in that way.
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110. What am I? Chopped liver?
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111. I wish.
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112. You're too hung up on your ex to
notice the existence of other women.
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113. Who said that?
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114. No, I'm serious. I'm serious.
I think you've got a big problem.
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115. Shut up! You don't know my problems.
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116. I do. Half a bottle of Galliano,
that's all you talk about.
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117. Bloody Galliano.
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118. It's an obsession, Tim.
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119. You call her name in your sleep.
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120. How did you know I was asleep?
Why call her name if you were awake?
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121. I think you've got a v big problem
with your ex-g-friend.
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122. Just back off! What do you care?
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123. I was just making an observation!
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124. Don't! You don't know
what you're talking about!
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125. Ugh!
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126. Sorry! >
All right.
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127. Are you gonna ask Brian to come out?
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128. Yes!
Are you going to sulk all day?
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129. No!
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130. WHIPPING >
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131. Can't come out. >
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132. We're going clubbing. Want to come?
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133. Don't go to clubs. >
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134. What do you mean, Brian?
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135. I'm working, Tim. Working.
D'you understand?
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136. No, sorry. Got me there.
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137. Trying to...
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138. .. avoid...
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139. .. cliches...
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140. ..by not actually placing my brush
on the canvas.
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141. Wow.
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142. Using my penis.
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143. Finally?
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144. Do you want to see?
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145. No, I'm just about to have my tea.
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146. Come out. It'd be good for you.
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147. No, it won't.
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148. Twist'll be there.
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149. Will she?
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150. Can't!
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151. Huge.
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152. It's a no.
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153. Shush!
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154. Money!
That's all you care about!
What do you know?
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155. More than you think, young lady!
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156. 'I feel for Amber.'
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157. 'I feel for Amber.
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158. Marsha.
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159. NO!
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160. Hi, Marsha.
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161. Hello!
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162. Sorry about the noise.
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163. Periods, you know. Her dad left.
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164. I thought he left when she was two.
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165. Yeah, yeah.
She is milking it slightly.
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166. Do you want a... tea?
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167. No, I won't intrude.
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168. All right. I'll have a small one.
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169. OK. One small tea.
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170. It's difficult, isn't it? Me and
my mum used to row all the time.
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171. I worry if you stay out after ten.
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172. Try to think about my feelings. >
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173. Bye, Mum. Love you.
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174. Bye, Dumpling. Love you, too!
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175. Oh, yeah.
She used to go ballistic.
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176. She'd say "You're not going out!"
and I'd say "Yes, I am!"
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177. She was just so unreasonable.
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178. For God's sake,
she was just worried.
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179. She was scared to face life without
me so she tried to stop me growing.
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180. That is so self-obsessed, as if life
revolved around you! All she wanted
to do was show you somebody cared.
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181. If she'd wanted that
she could have bought me that pony.
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182. Money - it's all you care about.
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183. What do you know what I care about?
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184. More than you think, young lady.
Oh, leave me alone!
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185. You got any biscuits?
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186. How is she?
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187. The fibre glass
was severely damaged.
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188. What happened?
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189. Showing off, Tim! 15 rocks in my
rucksack. The regulation is five.
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190. I knew something was wrong
when I got her in the water.
She was sitting so low. So low.
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191. I didn't stop, Tim.
15 rocks and everyone knew.
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192. What happened when you rolled?
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193. I lost control two feet from shore.
I struggled to right her and banged
into the jetty, damagingthe canoe.
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194. The Rambler leader had to dive in
and rescue me.
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195. So it wasn't so much an Eskimo roll.
It was more a case of rolling right
Inuit!
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196. Inuit's another word for Eskimo!
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197. I've been thrown out, Tim. The Rough
Ramblers don't want me any more!
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198. Come on, come on. Come on.
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199. I'm not the big man, not the leader.
No-one's ever gonna look up to me.
I feel like a failure.
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200. You're not a failure, Mike.
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201. You're too good for them. They're not
ready for you. You're a renegade,
a soldier of fortune.
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202. Like The A-Team. You're like
Mr T, but white and hairy.
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203. I am, aren't I?
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204. I feel sorry for anybody
that says you're not.
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205. I pity the fool. I pity the fool.
I ain't goin' on no plane, sucka!
Stop that!
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206. Will I ever be in the Army?
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207. No.
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208. Cos of what happened.
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209. I know, Mike, and I'm sorry,
but this was a long time ago.
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210. I haven't let you down since, have I?
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211. And I never will. I know.
Come here, you big twat.
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212. Hm, hm! Excuse me!
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213. Just a second!
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214. OK.
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215. Mike!
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216. Cheap Dutch lager for the lady?
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217. No, thanks.
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218. Oh, thanks(!)
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219. I'm on a special diet.
I have to eat like a bird.
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220. Like this?
Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch.
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221. Where's Brian?
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222. Yeah. Where's Brian?
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223. Up his own arse.
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224. You don't like him? >
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225. I do. I'm not sure why.
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226. How are you, Mike?
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227. Yeah.
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228. That's a well-fitted body warmer.
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229. It's a life jacket.
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230. Have you been yachting?
Kind of off-road rambling.
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231. All forms of outdoor pursuits -
walking, canoeing, killing.
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232. Killing?
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233. No. No killing.
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234. Maybe you should take
the jacket off.
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235. He will when he's ready!
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236. Are you coming out tonight, Mike?
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237. I don't really go out much.
Haven't got anything to wear.
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238. Oh, come on, Mike!
Let's get dressed up and go out!
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239. You know. We'll be like a gang,
a group! Like an army. Yeah!
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240. Try this on.
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241. Is this mine?
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242. That's mine!
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243. You borrow my clothes.
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244. Why would I do that?
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245. You look fantastic!
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246. Too tight? No!
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247. You could tie something
around your waist if you feel...
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248. Self-conscious.
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249. Do you think it's a bit feminine?
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250. No!
Course it is! It's a girl's top!
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251. Get away from him! Don't let them
dress you up like a giant cock.
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252. Had to dress as an elderly
Israeli woman once. Did you?
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253. I didn't HAVE to. We should talk.
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254. Is it too much?
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255. Yes.
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256. No!
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257. Oh, hi, Bri!
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258. Can I use your video?
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259. What are you going to do?
Stick it to a canvas as part of
a piece depicting a society
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260. of cathode-junkies
selling their imagination
for quick-fix media hits?
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261. I want to record Ready Steady Cook.
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262. OK!
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263. Sure you don't want to come out?
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264. I don't go to clubs. Oh, why?
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265. Erm...
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266. Just don't.
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267. Get that, will you, Mike?
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268. So, er... Packed the party bag?
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269. Yes. Two fresh jumpers, two fresh
T-shirts, two woolly hats. All right?
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270. Saved any countries from tyranny?
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271. A soldier that minds his business!
Ha-ha! You lucky people!
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272. Who's this?
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273. Brian. He's not coming. Why not?
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274. Yeah. Why?
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275. Why aren't you coming, Brian?
It won't be the same! Please!
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276. I don't go clubbing!
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277. Hello, everyone.
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278. Oh, hi, Marsha. Hi, Marsha.
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279. You all going out?
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280. Yeah. Except Brian.
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281. Looks like it's just
you and me, then, Brian.
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282. I'm putting my coat
in the cloakroom.
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283. Take mine, will you, Daisy?
Take mine, too.
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284. Yeah, there's no point
us both queueing.
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285. Thanks very much, little lady.
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286. Who wrote the music?
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287. What?
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288. Sorry. I can't hear you!
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289. I've got to dance.
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290. LET'S SWING!
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291. I'm really sorry about snapping
at you. That was so out of order.
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292. No! No, no, no.
It's fine! It's good.
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293. Is it?
It was good. We're on another level.
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294. No, we are.
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295. We can snap at each other and it
doesn't matter. It's not a problem.
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296. It's beneath us. Yeah.
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297. Yeah. Cos I like you. I do.
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298. I like living with you. It's fun!
Ahhh! O-ohhh! You're talented.
You're gonna do well.
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299. YOU are! No!
You are! You're so good!
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300. No... You're such a good artist!
Am I? You are! You're so good!
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301. We're both gonna be fine. Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna do well. So well.
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302. We'll get a big house in Hampstead,
and have a room as our own club!
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303. Have a club! Get our friends...
Yeah, yeah! We'll be King and Queen
of Clubland!
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304. Yeah! Brilliant.. You and me!
You and me!
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305. Wheyyyyy! Ha-ha-ha!
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306. Didn't mean to interrupt. I wondered
if you two friends would like to
come and join the collective.
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307. Yeah!
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308. I'm sorry I left you!
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309. That's all right! Where's Mike?
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310. Where's Mike?
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311. Over there!
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312. 'My work here is done.'
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