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Katy Carmichael as Twist Morgan • James Lance as Richard • Tony Way as Paperboy • Anna Wilson-Jones as Sarah

Once the new roommates have finished unpacking, Daisy is looking for any excuse not to sit down and do some work. So, she persuades Tim to throw a housewarming party, complete with the paperboy as a guest, a homemade foil mirror ball, and Prefab Sprout on the stereo!

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1. Darling, I made your breakfast. Did you sleep all right?

2. Um, yeah.

3. Yeah. I had a really weird dream.

4. Did you, babe?

5. You chucked me and I moved in with a girl I hardly knew.

6. I chucked you?

7. Yeah.

8. As if.

9. Yeah!

10. ROARS

11. Aghh!

12. Shit!

13. Son of a... !

14. Tim, I'm really trying to work.

15. Why tell me?

16. I can't concentrate with this mess. It's time we unpacked.

17. I have.

18. Have you?

19. I'm not talking about your room, I mean this room. Your stuff's in it.

20. It's under your stuff. When you clear it up I can do the rest.

21. I've got work to do.

22. You haven't sat down for more than two minutes.

23. What do you mean?

24. I mean you're avoiding doing any work

25. Oh, really.

26. TYPEWRITER KEYS CLUNK

27. I just think that we should draw up some kind of a rota. All right?

28. All right.

29. We need to establish an equilibrium.

30. OK.

31. We need to get used to each other. We don't know each other that well.

32. (CHUCKLES) Thrush.

33. No.

34. In the interests of making this cohabitation work,

35. ..I think we should do everything we can to make life as easy as possible.

36. All right. I'm agreeing with you.

37. Right! Get on with it, then.

38. (SIGHS) Right!

39. I'll divide it into kitchen...

40. Right, then.

41. Hey.

42. It's OK, it's me. How's it going?

43. Fine. How long have I been going?

44. Two and a half minutes.

45. I've got an idea.

46. What?

47. You'll like it.

48. I've got to...

49. It's important, Daisy. Trust me.

50. Mmm! I'm glad we did that.

51. We had to, really.

52. I'm glad we did it sooner rather than later.

53. There'd have been a lot of tension if we'd left it.

54. You're telling me.

55. What shall we do now?

56. I think we should descale the teapot.

57. Filthy bitch!

58. You love it.

59. BONES CRUNCH AND GRIND

60. TWO KEYS CLUNK

61. Ooh!

62. Tim, what are you doing?

63. We're having sale at the shop. Bilbo wants a picture of Wolverine slashing prices with his adamantine claws.

64. Oh, right.

65. I'm also doing posters...

66. All right!

67. My glasses! Where are my glasses?

68. Oh.

69. Right.

70. YES!

71. Let's have a house-warming party.

72. Great! I could make invitations out of plastic and tinfoil.

73. We could invite Marsha from upstairs, and Ryan.

74. When?

75. Tonight!

76. Tonight?

77. It's short notice.

78. It'll be like Warhol's Factory -

79. artists, writers, musicians, dossers off the street all in our pad.

80. The new hub of north London.

81. We could have a glitter ball. I could make one out of tinfoil.

82. Yes!

83. Your room's the coat room.

84. I'll get this old thing out the way.

85. Party! Umbayay! Party!

86. "If we have it they will come."

87. I said yes.

88. CHINA SMASHES

89. We'd all like a bleeding holiday, wouldn't we?

90. Hello! Everything all right?

91. Teenagers, eh?

92. She's not a teenager, she's the devil in an A cup!

93. (SCREAMS) >

94. Us amiable bunch of twenty-somethings,

95. ..us happy lot, we're having a party - very small and quiet.

96. We wondered if you wanted to come and throw coleslaw at each other.

97. She's having a party of her own tonight. Sure you want me there?

98. We'd love it if you came.

99. Will Brian be there?

100. I hope so. Tim's gone to ask him.

101. Do you like him?

102. He's all right.

103. Who is it? >

104. Father Christmas.

105. I don't see him.

106. Who did you think it was?

107. Daisy wants to have a house-warming party tonight. Do you want to come?

108. Is Marsha coming?

109. I don't know. She's gone to ask her. What's the deal with you and Marsha?

110. You know about the deal?

111. I'm busy, Tim, painting a triptych.

112. What's it called?

113. Bad Sandwich.

114. Really?

115. Yes. It's a piece about violence,

116. .. the instancy of the event,

117. ..a synchronic rendering of three explosive, aggressive expressions.

118. There'll be girls at the party.

119. Yes.

120. 'All right, mate!'

121. I don't think we're gonna need any security.

122. Bring one. Bring the beretta. Yeah.

123. No, bring the Glock 17. That's my favourite.

124. OK. I'll see you later. Bye. Where've you been?

125. With Marsha. What's a Glock 17?

126. A gun. You've been gone for 4 hours.

127. Her husband once drummed for Status Quo. Who's bringing a gun?

128. Mike. Is that what you've been talking about?

129. Why's he bringing a gun?

130. Security. Do you think she suspects we're not a couple?

131. Why do we need security? It's not a rave.

132. It's not that sort of security. It's like a gonk, a Linus blanket.

133. Do we still have to hold hands in the corridor?

134. Not if you don't want to.

135. I didn't say that.

136. Could stop the fake sex noises.

137. Ah!

138. Ugh!

139. Shame!

140. My friend Twist is coming. You'll love her. She's really brilliant, intelligent, talented, funny.

141. But is she fit?

142. She ran a marathon for Fashion Aid.

143. Have you rustled up any media types?

144. < Who?

145. The paperboy.

146. Smooth!

147. What about you?

148. What with the skate-orama and the tripods convention most of my friends are busy so...

149. Don't worry, Tim, it's going to be great. I'm going to try on a few outfits.

150. Hello.

151. Hi. Is Daisy there, please?

152. Yeah. She's getting dressed. It's your boyfriend.

153. Shhh! Hi, Richard.

154. What did he mean by that?

155. "By what?"

156. About you getting your clothes on.

157. We're having a party and I was trying to pick some clothes.

158. "How's it going?"

159. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

160. What's that?

161. Daisy!

162. I can hear sex niose!

163. Shh!

164. I see it as a tribute to Cristo - you know, the artist.

165. I see it as a waste of Baco - the foil.

166. Party!

167. OK! Wooo! Wooo!

168. Music! Music!

169. Warm-up music! Warm-up music! Party tape, in you go.

170. Come on!

171. Try not to eat too much - there's quite a lot of people coming.

172. Brian, do you want some ice?

173. Come and get some ice!

174. God, I don't understand this! I defrosted this earlier.

175. It eats up electricity and frosts up really quickly.

176. I put half a Magnum in there this afternoon - I can't get it out now.

177. It's as if it's...

178. .. self-aware.

179. Hi, Mike!

180. Tim!

181. Hi. We're looking for the party.

182. Well, come on in.

183. Are you Amber's Dad?

184. It's upstairs.

185. You might've missed the puppet show.

186. Fuck off! >

187. What did you say?

188. They said fuck off.

189. I know!

190. Little cow! Standing there with her purple hair and her alcopops giving it all that.

191. This is my best friend - Mike.

192. I'm Daisy. Nice to meet you.

193. Sgt Mike Watts, TA. Longest way up, shortest way down.

194. Oh, you've brought something.

195. I've got a... landmine.

196. Oh, right. OK. I'll just put that somewhere safe.

197. Artist, writer...

198. Mike.

199. You said Amber was having a party.

200. We'll show them!

201. This is rubbish.

202. We should be listening to kicking tunes, thumping bass.

203. God! I sound so stupid!

204. Twist! Hi!

205. Do you look nice!

206. Bit of a midriff show.

207. Big's in this season. Good for you.

208. This is my friend Twist.

209. Hi.

210. Hey, Twista, what can I get ya?

211. I shouldn't drink because of the yeast but I'll have a spritzer.

212. Where can I hang my wrap?

213. Daisy's room.

214. Right. >

215. She's great, isn't she? She's so funny!

216. So you two have got separate rooms.

217. No. We had an argument.

218. We had a fight - Daisy snores.

219. I snore.

220. Like a pig!

221. A big sweaty pig!

222. You're the pig. I don't snore.

223. That's why we sleep separately.

224. Yes. We're not a couple.

225. Hey! Funny! That is good! No, er...

226. The fact is.. we're not a couple, we lied to get the flat.

227. We really like it here so please don't tell...

228. Marsha!

229. Hello!

230. Hi!

231. It's me, the weirdo from upstairs.

232. Am I late?

233. Hello, Brian. >

234. < DOOR BANGS

235. Twist! Marsha, this is Twist. She's in fashion.

236. Marsha's... a landlady.

237. Hi! Interesting outfit.

238. Thanks. Thought I'd make an effort.

239. I can see what you tried to do.

240. Cheers.

241. And that's Mike.

242. And he's... a Mike.

243. Where shall I put me coat?

244. Er...

245. Don't worry, I'll put it in Tim and Daisy's room.

246. BULLET WHIZZES

247. '# Does she walk? Does she talk?'

248. If I was you I wouldn't care. You can just eat what you like and get fat.

249. Wish I wasn't so picky. You can't trust that organic produce shop. It's con after con.

250. That's it. The evil hand of capitalism dons a gardening glove...

251. ..to take our money in the name of global awareness.

252. One woman there who stinks of garlic and looks like a turd in a wig.

253. You'd think with the money she's raking in she could afford a hairbrush or a T-shirt.

254. Anyway, it's quite a nice flat.

255. It'll be better when you've unpacked and cleaned up a little.

256. This is it, actually.

257. Tim seems nice and friendly.

258. Come on, now, Daisy! Stop feeling like a big, fat ugly failure!

259. Everything's going to be fine. Hm? Eh? Good.

260. What do you do, Brian?

261. He paints.

262. What sort of thing?

263. Try, Brian.

264. Anger.

265. AGHHHHHHHHHH!

266. Pain.

267. Fear.

268. Aggression.

269. I know exactly what you mean.

270. Do you?

271. Yes. Ooh! Timewarp!

272. "Ooh! Timewarp!"

273. Timewarp?

274. < # Let's do the timewarp again!

275. This party is so rubbish!

276. Is it?

277. You were there.

278. I was providing door security.

279. Any problems?

280. Sorry. Are we getting old?

281. Everyone is, except my cousin Adam.

282. What's so special about him?

283. He's getting younger.

284. Bastard! What'll we do?

285. The government know.

286. I'm not talking about Adam but what we can do now.

287. Go into your party.

288. They're playing the Timewarp!

289. Daisy likes it.

290. So what? I hate it!

291. Bland perversion for drama students with Betty Blue, Big Blue and Blue Velvet posters on their blue walls!

292. It's only a song.

293. I don't care! I don't want to hear it at a party, least of all one I supposed to be throwing!