1. I'm Luluco.Copy !req
2. This is bad.Copy !req
3. My mom suddenly came back from spaceCopy !req
4. and shoplifted Ogikubo, our home!Copy !req
5. I've always thought I hated this weird town,Copy !req
6. but I would hate losing it even more!Copy !req
7. I have a good idea.Copy !req
8. Place Keiji here, Luluco.Copy !req
9. Okay.Copy !req
10. Look.Copy !req
11. While he may be unconscious,Copy !req
12. waves of justice are still
running through his brain.Copy !req
13. If we keep stimulating those,Copy !req
14. his brain should start functioning again,
if only temporarily.Copy !req
15. Wow.Copy !req
16. Gross...Copy !req
17. Hang in there, Dad!Copy !req
18. That was a shocker!Copy !req
19. Dad! I've missed you so much!Copy !req
20. Oh, Luluco!Copy !req
21. The slab bacon you make really is tasty—Copy !req
22. Wait, what?Copy !req
23. My body's gone!Copy !req
24. The only slab here right now
is a slab of your brain, Keiji.Copy !req
25. Is that you, Chief? It's been a while.Copy !req
26. Long time no see.Copy !req
27. I see. This is no normal situation!Copy !req
28. Yeah. Try to think of a way to stop Mom.Copy !req
29. Y'know, I've been thinking...Copy !req
30. If we bid, like, 1... 10... 100... 1,000...Copy !req
31. 10,000,000,000 space yen and buy it now,
wouldn't that fix everything quick?Copy !req
32. Nice idea, Midori!Copy !req
33. No, it's not.Copy !req
34. We can't bid on it knowing
that it's an illegal auction.Copy !req
35. We have no money for criminals!Copy !req
36. And no money, period!Copy !req
37. So much for justice.Copy !req
38. We do have justice!Copy !req
39. Wow...Copy !req
40. Wait, this is your place, Luluco?Copy !req
41. Tiny!Copy !req
42. Run-down!Copy !req
43. Lame!Copy !req
44. Who cares about that right now?Copy !req
45. Here!Copy !req
46. What, your closet?Copy !req
47. I had no idea something
like this was in our closet...Copy !req
48. Since I'm missing half my brain,
it took me a while to remember it.Copy !req
49. You're lacking in brains, Keiji.Copy !req
50. Can you really pilot in that state?Copy !req
51. Forgive me, Luluco!Copy !req
52. To return Ogikubo to normal,Copy !req
53. I'm going to give up on being a
normal parent and a normal person!Copy !req
54. Ow, hot!Copy !req
55. That's a lot of adrenaline!Copy !req
56. Space Patrol Rocket: Bullet unit 1...Copy !req
57. Fire!Copy !req
58. Listen up!Copy !req
59. We of the Space Patrol will hereby
shoplift the shoplifted Ogikubo back!Copy !req
60. Minus times minus equals plus!Copy !req
61. A crime for a crime equals justice!Copy !req
62. So it's a crime...Copy !req
63. Normally, justice is about
upholding the rules!Copy !req
64. But sometimes, you can't exact
justice if you play by the rules!Copy !req
65. Nobody is allowed to break
the rules or pervert justice!Copy !req
66. But you can twist it!Copy !req
67. Yes!Copy !req
68. Yes!Copy !req
69. This is how...Copy !req
70. we adults...Copy !req
71. we adults...Copy !req
72. carry out justice!Copy !req
73. carry out justice!Copy !req
74. That is some messed-up reasoning!Copy !req
75. Nailed it!Copy !req
76. Justice...Copy !req
77. Ow...Copy !req
78. I think we're just stuck on the side of the ship.Copy !req
79. So...Copy !req
80. What now?Copy !req
81. I'm out of hands to play.Copy !req
82. Same. I have no hands, either.Copy !req
83. Not funny. I'll throw ya out.Copy !req
84. Mom!Copy !req
85. Lalaco!Copy !req
86. Long time no see, ex-hubby.Copy !req
87. Oh, no wonder your brain was missing.Copy !req
88. You've got some nerve if you're trying
to trick your own mother, Luluco.Copy !req
89. It's not too late, Lalaco!Copy !req
90. Give Ogikubo back!Copy !req
91. And go back to normal!Copy !req
92. Like Luluco and me!Copy !req
93. Go back to normal!Copy !req
94. Normal! Normal! Normal! Normal!Copy !req
95. Speak normally, Dad!Copy !req
96. Lalaco!Copy !req
97. Quit calling me that!Copy !req
98. Right now, I'm the very incarnation
of true, unfettered freedom,Copy !req
99. Space Pirate Empress Godspeed!Copy !req
100. If you want Ogikubo back,Copy !req
101. let's see you try and take it back!Copy !req
102. Oh, too bad.Copy !req
103. Looks like some fat cat bought it now.Copy !req
104. And that's the end of the auction.Copy !req
105. Start shipping.Copy !req
106. W-Wait, Mom!Copy !req
107. What do we do?Copy !req
108. At this rate, we're really gonna lose Ogikubo!Copy !req
109. Long story short, we just
gotta shoplift it back, right?Copy !req
110. Midori?Copy !req
111. Yo, it's me. We still got those left, right?Copy !req
112. Transfer 'em over. What?Copy !req
113. Just do as I say! Send every last one we got!Copy !req
114. Now! On the double! Pronto!Copy !req
115. Th-This is the quasi-legal...Copy !req
116. Blackhole app from back then?Copy !req
117. Midori, you were still hiding these?Copy !req
118. Sometimes ya can't carry out justice
if ya play by the rules, right?Copy !req
119. If ya want twisted justice,
you've come to the right blub glub.Copy !req
120. Well said, Midori blurrgh.Copy !req
121. I'd noticed that justice within
you right from the get-go!Copy !req
122. Really, now?Copy !req
123. Get ready. It's gonna keep comin'!Copy !req
124. Detecting a huge and unidentified
green energy source directly above us!Copy !req
125. Th-This is a massive...Copy !req
126. middle school girl's hand!Copy !req
127. Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?Copy !req
128. Don't tell me they're planning
to shoplift this entire ship?Copy !req
129. To hell with that!Copy !req
130. We can't break free!Copy !req
131. We're gonna get shoplifted
along with the gate!Copy !req
132. Oh, no! The two warpsCopy !req
133. are gonna you-know-what and
distort this whole space!Copy !req
134. Come on, Mom! Stop doing these bad things!Copy !req
135. Did you forget?Copy !req
136. If I see that someone else
is gonna destroy something,Copy !req
137. I can't rest easy until I destroy
it with my own hands!Copy !req
138. I'll make you regret ever picking
a fight with us Space Pirates!Copy !req
139. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
140. Damn it all!Copy !req
141. Don't come cryin' to me later!Copy !req
142. Little shit!Copy !req
143. Out of the frying pan and into the fire!Copy !req
144. Where are we?Copy !req
145. A faraway galaxy?Copy !req
146. The normal life I seek keeps
growing farther from my reach!Copy !req
147. But I won't give up!Copy !req
148. To be continued! To be continued, I say!Copy !req