1. King dead, and if you don't open
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2. Well, we're not opening the door. How do you like that?
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3. Then you are completely fired.
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4. Good. We didn't want to work here, anyway.
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5. Good, because now you don't.
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6. Good, because we're leaving.
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7. Good, because that's good.
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8. Good.
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9. Good.
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10. Good.
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11. Hey. Hey.
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12. Brak... Come here, buddy. Come here.
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13. Open the door.
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14. No.
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15. I have beans.
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16. Somebody say beans?
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17. Who likes beans?
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18. Press the blue button.
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19. Yellow.
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20. No, not the yellow one.
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21. That one is lemony. Lemon is better than Berry. Aah!
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22. Freedom.
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23. Yeah.
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24. Aah!
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26. Let's start a band.
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27. Yeah. We'll call it freedom.
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28. I like that.
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29. That sucks.
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30. What? "Freedom" rhymes with "we from,
" like, "we from the land of rock."
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31. What? That's good.
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32. Bac~os.
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33. Shut up.
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34. Hey...
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36. Did somebody just yell, "tansut"?
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37. Yeah. Open the door.
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38. Press the blue button.
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39. Oh, the pretty— that's right. That's right, the pretty one.
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40. Yellow.
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41. No. No. No.
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42. Oh! I'm flying!
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45. Why don't you just inviso in there?
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46. No. This is what we'll do.
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47. I will take on the form of steam
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48. Form of steam.
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49. Form of steam.
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50. Form of steam. Form of steam.
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51. Form of steam. Form of steam.
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52. You've wasted all the steam.
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53. You see that? You sucked all the lights out.
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54. No. I blew the fuse's mind.
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55. God. God, you're dumb.
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56. Wait. Where'd I go?
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57. Let's just make some prank calls.
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58. Oh, I'm back.
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59. Quit looking at me.
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60. Greetings.
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61. And greetings to you, sir.
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62. I'm Space Ghost, and welcome to the big show. Tonight—
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63. and I'm tansut. I'll be your director tonight.
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64. Yeah. Good. Well, I was just— is it bad if a chicken bites you?
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65. Did a chicken bite you?
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66. Well, no, but he's gonna.
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67. Then go away from the chicken.
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68. Hello, my peeps. Hey, now.
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69. Oh, just shut up and play me to the desk.
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70. I know.
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71. Ain't gonna mess with the chicken.
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72. Tansut, is the guest ready?
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73. I don't know. I'm not in the control room, unless this is the
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75. Brak, play me to the desk.
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76. I don't know where's that Space Ghost?
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77. Thank you, and— * where'd he go?
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78. Thank— * to the desk and now the monitor is actually lowering.
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79. Tansut?
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81. You could interview a dinosaur... Forget it.
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82. Because I saw them once in a movie where people don't see them.
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83. Yep. We'll do that... Never.
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84. They don't live here.
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89. seems weird to me. Whoa! Ohh... Uh, Space Ghost...
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91. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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93. Ha ha ha! Ha!
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94. Ha!
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97. The "Dr. Katz" show? That's the show you're talking about?
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99. The show I'm talking about has skeletal dogs.
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105. Well, it hasn't aired yet, jon, but I'm sure that it will.
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108. I said I had seen it, is that I want to see it. That's what I
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110. I am not taking calls right now. That's all there is to it.
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111. But it's my phone, jon, and it's ringing.
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112. Let it ring.
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113. But what if somebody is calling?
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116. Please help me. I am being attacked.
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118. And I'm a woman.
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119. Hang up. He'll be here any minute.
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120. She'd be dead by the time I got there.
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121. Oh, God. Greetings.
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122. Come to your house.
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123. You know, from now on, could you call me before the attack?
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124. Because otherwise, you're just wasting my time.
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125. Oh, no. See, I'm the cable guy... Cable?
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128. I'll try, but cable is important.
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129. There's some good stuff on right now, and you ought to be
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131. Is he gonna come back, or is that definitely not— who?
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133. He's gone?
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134. Who likes beans?
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135. I like beans.
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136. Now what?
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137. He's coming here. So we should probably go there.
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138. That works, right?
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139. Ah, and crank call him here from over there.
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140. Yes, and as he picks up the phone, we'll jump out and kill
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141. him with zombies. Ha ha ha!
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142. What's wrong with that?
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143. Knock it off.
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144. This ain't no cartoon planet.
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145. You could've just turned it off.
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146. Brak, put your clothes back on.
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147. There's nothing wrong with a beautiful body. I say, if you
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148. have it, it's there for a reason. Show it around.
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149. Ho ho! We are so taking that tv.
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150. These shows sure are something. I'm glad I'm watching them.
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151. Space Ghost residence, Space Ghost speaking.
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152. Come back here to the studio.
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154. Uh, sure.
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155. Hello?
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156. No. I'm here. I'm here.
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157. Look. You want your cable cut off?
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158. No! Precious cable.
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159. I will give every hair on my body for it.
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161. Tansut, where's my tv?
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162. I'm stripping.
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163. Yeah. I know. Where's my tv?
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164. "The case of the missing tv."
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166. Wow, they're really bouncing.
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167. What do you mean by that?
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168. Well, you're middle age, and sometimes things settle.
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169. How dare you say that to me?
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170. Sorry.
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172. Look, man. That's just very unrealistic.
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173. Viewers of the world, one of you took
my television, and I want it back.
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174. Tansut, tell me you— did you get that?
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175. My navel can hold a quart of bean dip.
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176. Somebody say beans?
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177. Who likes beans?
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179. Zorak, someone stole my tv, and it wasn't me because it's
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181. See that? We have your guest... And my tv.
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183. And disorganized. We had to sort them out and prioritize
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184. because some of the demands maybe aren't as strong as others
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185. and still others aren't as outrageous, so they go in a
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186. separate box from the— just give us two weeks.
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187. Here.
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189. You're welcome.
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190. You're welcome. No. You're welcome. No. You're welcome.
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192. Ok, aunt grabby. Here it comes.
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193. They came from different worlds. Then they kidnapped jon
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194. Benjamin and took him to someone's apartment,
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196. I want a pet I can love, but I don't want to take care of it.
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198. Only one thing can stop them, and that thing doesn't exist yet.
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199. Well, I just— you get nothing.
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201. I mean, why interrupt?
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202. Because we're rude.
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203. Can I have my sucker back?
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204. "Unreasonable demands."
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205. We get it, or he gets it, or you get it. You get it?
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208. This film is not yet rated.
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211. Wait a minute.
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218. They must be in my apartment, but wait a minute.
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224. Maybe what we ought to do is, we die,
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225. Just give the whole zombie thing a rest, all right?
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226. But zombies don't rest, see?
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227. That's the beauty. They feast on living brains.
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230. Oh, no. The keys.
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234. Video prison.
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236. That'll be fine. Just don't touch my tv, ok, or your King dead.
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240. I'm coming in.
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241. Hmm, these aren't my lamps.
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242. These have feet. This must not be my apartments.
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I'm not gonna let them get me.
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