1. Ok.Copy !req
2. Ok. Geez!Copy !req
3. Ok. Geez! Ow!Copy !req
4. Geez! Ow! We're out of time.Copy !req
5. Ow! We're out of time. Ok.Copy !req
6. And we're clear. Well, that wasn't very good. I'm sorry.Copy !req
7. Well, that wasn't very good. I'm sorry. Oh, no, it's all right.Copy !req
8. I'm sorry. Oh, no, it's all right. Really.Copy !req
9. Oh, no, it's all right. Really.Copy !req
10. Really. You're just not very good.Copy !req
11. You're just not very good. Wh...Copy !req
12. You're just not very good. Wh... No.Copy !req
13. Wh... No. I'm loving... No. I'm loving... Cuddly.Copy !req
14. I'm loving... Cuddly. Ha! He really mailedCopy !req
15. cuddly. Ha! He really mailed that one in.Copy !req
16. Ha! He really mailed that one in. Hi.Copy !req
17. That one in. Hi. Aren't there usuallyCopy !req
18. hi. Aren't there usually questions and answers, or amCopy !req
19. aren't there usually questions and answers,
or am I just wrong about that?Copy !req
20. Questions and answers, or am I just
wrong about that? I just keep thinkingCopy !req
21. I just wrong about that? I just keep
thinking about last week's show.Copy !req
22. I just keep thinking about last week's show. It had everything—Copy !req
23. about last week's show. It had everything—
action, girls, kung-fu sex...Copy !req
24. It had everything— action, girls,
kung-fu sex... Eruptions from your mouth.Copy !req
25. Action, girls, kung-fu sex...
Eruptions from your mouth. Shut up, mantis!Copy !req
26. Eruptions from your mouth. Shut up, mantis! Pfft!Copy !req
27. Shut up, mantis! Pfft! I'll spin your head off soCopy !req
28. pfft! I'll spin your head off so fast,
it'll travel back in time!Copy !req
29. I'll spin your head off so fast, it'll travel back in time!Copy !req
30. Fast, it'll travel back in time!
To a period when bugs wore suitsCopy !req
31. To a period when bugs wore suits and opened doors while sayingCopy !req
32. to a period when bugs wore suits and opened doors
while saying "thank you" and "yes, please."Copy !req
33. And opened doors while saying
"thank you" and "yes, please." Um...Copy !req
34. "Thank you" and "yes, please." Um... I have no response to that.Copy !req
35. Um... I have no response to that. It's like workingCopy !req
36. I have no response to that.
It's like working with children, Jerry.Copy !req
37. It's like working with children, Jerry. Yeah.Copy !req
38. With children, Jerry. Yeah. Green ones.Copy !req
39. Yeah. Green ones. Well, are we surprised?Copy !req
40. Green ones. Well, are we surprised? Heh heh heh!Copy !req
41. Well, are we surprised? Heh heh heh! Now,
listen up as I tell theCopy !req
42. heh heh heh! Now, listen up as I tell
the tale of 15 sexy kung-fu minutes.Copy !req
43. Now, listen up as I tell the tale of 15
sexy kung-fu minutes. Kung-fu... Kung-fu...Copy !req
44. Tale of 15 sexy kung-fu minutes.
Kung-fu... Kung-fu... Did you create the show?Copy !req
45. Kung-fu... Kung-fu... Did you create the show?
By "create," you mean write,Copy !req
46. did you create the show? By "create,
" you mean write, produce, direct, and star in?Copy !req
47. By "create," you mean write, produce, direct, and star in? Yeah.Copy !req
48. Produce, direct, and star in? Yeah. Then, yes.Copy !req
49. Yeah. Then, yes. I created it for you...Copy !req
50. Then, yes. I created it for you... For Christmas.Copy !req
51. I created it for you... For Christmas. In my wildest fantasies,Copy !req
52. for Christmas. In my wildest fantasies, I never imagined thatCopy !req
53. in my wildest fantasies, I never
imagined that I would really be invitedCopy !req
54. I never imagined that I would really
be invited to be on your show.Copy !req
55. I would really be invited to be on your show. Mmm.Copy !req
56. To be on your show. Mmm. Wild fantasies.Copy !req
57. Mmm. Wild fantasies. You have a...Copy !req
58. Wild fantasies. You have a... I don't know,Copy !req
59. you have a... I don't know, something about you.Copy !req
60. I don't know, something about you. Would you like to haveCopy !req
61. something about you. Would you like
to have some of my sex with me?Copy !req
62. Would you like to have some of my sex with me? Oh, boy, would I.Copy !req
63. Some of my sex with me? Oh, boy, would I. Let's go.Copy !req
64. Oh, boy, would I. Let's go. All right, this isCopy !req
65. let's go. All right, this is a complete lie.Copy !req
66. All right, this is a complete lie. Shut up, zorak. It isn't.Copy !req
67. A complete lie. Shut up, zorak. It isn't. She never would have.Copy !req
68. Shut up, zorak. It isn't.
She never would have. We'll check the tape.Copy !req
69. She never would have. We'll check the tape.
We'll check it right afterCopy !req
70. we'll check the tape. We'll check
it right after the show, buddy!Copy !req
71. We'll check it right after the show, buddy! Show's over, genius.Copy !req
72. The show, buddy! Show's over, genius. I wasn't told that was—Copy !req
73. show's over, genius. I wasn't told that was— is this a—Copy !req
74. I wasn't told that was— is this a— and that's "jenius"Copy !req
75. is this a— and that's "jenius" with a "j"!Copy !req
76. And that's "jenius" with a "j"! This is an ambush show.Copy !req
77. With a "j"! This is an ambush show. Your life's about over!Copy !req
78. This is an ambush show. Your life's about over! Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
79. Your life's about over! Yeah, whatever. It's about overCopy !req
80. yeah, whatever. It's about over unless you shut up!Copy !req
81. It's about over unless you shut up! I don't want to beCopy !req
82. unless you shut up! I don't want to be a guest on a talk show!Copy !req
83. I don't want to be a guest on a talk show! All right, but...Copy !req
84. A guest on a talk show! All right, but... Say it! Say it again,Copy !req
85. all right, but... Say it! Say it again, monster!Copy !req
86. Say it! Say it again, monster! I never wanted to be on.Copy !req
87. Monster! I never wanted to be on. Say what you just said!Copy !req
88. I never wanted to be on. Say what you just said! Yeah, say it!Copy !req
89. Say what you just said! Yeah, say it! Say it!Copy !req
90. Yeah, say it! Say it! Whoa!Copy !req
91. Say it! Whoa! "Whoa!" Is what America isCopy !req
92. whoa! "Whoa!" Is what America is gonna be saying when I spin hisCopy !req
93. "whoa!" Is what America is gonna be saying
when I spin his head off so fast, it'll travelCopy !req
94. gonna be saying when I spin his head off so fast,
it'll travel back in time.Copy !req
95. Head off so fast, it'll travel back in time.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
96. Back in time. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, you want theCopy !req
97. blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh,
you want the time-travel spinning head?Copy !req
98. Oh, you want the time-travel spinning head? Um...Copy !req
99. Time-travel spinning head? Um... Huh? Mister?Copy !req
100. Um... Huh? Mister? Time?Copy !req
101. Huh? Mister? Time? What does that mean?Copy !req
102. Time? What does that mean? He doesn't know.Copy !req
103. What does that mean? He doesn't know. It means there was a timeCopy !req
104. he doesn't know. It means there was a
time when bugs were obedient to man.Copy !req
105. It means there was a time when bugs were
obedient to man. This clearly isn't that time.Copy !req
106. When bugs were obedient to man.
This clearly isn't that time. Nope.Copy !req
107. This clearly isn't that time. Nope. Now, where was I, Jerry?Copy !req
108. Nope. Now, where was I, Jerry? I don't know.Copy !req
109. Now, where was I, Jerry? I don't know. We were kind of—Copy !req
110. I don't know. We were kind of— ah, yes. The sex.Copy !req
111. We were kind of— ah, yes. The sex. Of course.Copy !req
112. Ah, yes. The sex. Of course. As I moved in to enjoyCopy !req
113. of course. As I moved in to enjoy the sex, terror rainedCopy !req
114. as I moved in to enjoy the sex, terror rained down from the sky.Copy !req
115. The sex, terror rained down from the sky. Ha ha ha! Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
116. Down from the sky. Ha ha ha! Oh, my gosh.
Are... There... Any bones...Copy !req
117. Ha ha ha! Oh, my gosh. Are... There... Any bones... Sticking out?Copy !req
118. Are... There... Any bones... Sticking out? Um, I can't tell.Copy !req
119. Sticking out? Um, I can't tell. You're hidden by a desk.Copy !req
120. Um, I can't tell. You're hidden by a desk.
I was pinned to the earth.Copy !req
121. You're hidden by a desk. I was pinned to the earth.
By a freaking ceiling tile.Copy !req
122. I was pinned to the earth. By a freaking
ceiling tile. Don't! Don't, don't, don't!Copy !req
123. By a freaking ceiling tile.
Don't! Don't, don't, don't! Heh heh heh!Copy !req
124. Don't! Don't, don't, don't! Heh heh heh! This was no ordinaryCopy !req
125. heh heh heh! This was no ordinary ceiling tile, Jerry.Copy !req
126. This was no ordinary ceiling tile, Jerry. Ok.Copy !req
127. Ceiling tile, Jerry. Ok. This was the c. Ling tile!Copy !req
128. Ok. This was the c. Ling tile! So, ghost, we meet again.Copy !req
129. This was the c. Ling tile! So, ghost, we meet again. C. Ling!Copy !req
130. So, ghost, we meet again. C. Ling! That's right. I'm back.Copy !req
131. C. Ling! That's right. I'm back. The pleasure is mine.Copy !req
132. That's right. I'm back. The pleasure is mine.
No, no, no. Correction—Copy !req
133. the pleasure is mine. No, no, no.
Correction— the pleasure is all for me.Copy !req
134. No, no, no. Correction— the pleasure
is all for me. Sprinkler! Sprinkler!Copy !req
135. The pleasure is all for me. Sprinkler! Sprinkler! No!Copy !req
136. Sprinkler! Sprinkler! No! Oh, ho!Copy !req
137. No! Oh, ho! Tap water.Copy !req
138. Oh, ho! Tap water. Now I will freeze youCopy !req
139. tap water. Now I will freeze you at 60 degrees!Copy !req
140. Now I will freeze you at 60 degrees! Cool air vent, go!Copy !req
141. At 60 degrees! Cool air vent, go! Uh!Copy !req
142. Cool air vent, go! Uh! Go!Copy !req
143. Uh! Go! He's lowering theCopy !req
144. go! He's lowering the temperature of my body.Copy !req
145. He's lowering the temperature of my body. Oh, ho ho!Copy !req
146. Temperature of my body. Oh, ho ho! Zorak, contact facilities.Copy !req
147. Oh, ho ho! Zorak, contact facilities. You...Copy !req
148. Zorak, contact facilities. You... You... Deal with it!Copy !req
149. Deal with it! Ow! Son of a...Copy !req
150. Deal with it! Ow! Son of a... Time to hang, tile!Copy !req
151. Ow! Son of a... Time to hang, tile! Asbestos powder! Get up.Copy !req
152. Time to hang, tile! Asbestos powder! Get up.
Get up and face the powder!Copy !req
153. Asbestos powder! Get up. Get up and face the powder! No!Copy !req
154. Get up and face the powder! No! Mmm! Mmm! Suck it in, ghost,Copy !req
155. no! Mmm! Mmm! Suck it in, ghost, and prepare to die!Copy !req
156. Mmm! Mmm! Suck it in, ghost,
and prepare to die! Not while I'm alive.Copy !req
157. And prepare to die! Not while I'm alive. Medical school!Copy !req
158. Not while I'm alive. Medical school! Hey! Stop!Copy !req
159. Medical school! Hey! Stop! Space Ghost has masteredCopy !req
160. hey! Stop! Space Ghost has mastered the 5 magics.Copy !req
161. Space Ghost has mastered the 5 magics. May cause drowsiness...Copy !req
162. The 5 magics. May cause drowsiness... No!Copy !req
163. May cause drowsiness... No! From your coffin!Copy !req
164. No! From your coffin! You don't have to throw that!Copy !req
165. From your coffin! You don't have
to throw that! Because you're dead!Copy !req
166. You don't have to throw that!
Because you're dead! Hey. That hurts! No!Copy !req
167. Because you're dead! Hey. That hurts! No! Well, it looks likeCopy !req
168. hey. That hurts! No! Well, it looks like c.
Ling will fit in perfectly...Copy !req
169. Well, it looks like c. Ling will fit
in perfectly... On the roof in jail!Copy !req
170. C. Ling will fit in perfectly...
On the roof in jail! He sure will, Space Ghost!Copy !req
171. On the roof in jail! He sure will,
Space Ghost! Moltar, that's one tileCopy !req
172. he sure will, Space Ghost! Moltar,
that's one tile that needs to be replaced.Copy !req
173. Moltar, that's one tile that needs to be replaced.
It sure does, Space Ghost.Copy !req
174. That needs to be replaced.
It sure does, Space Ghost. Shut up, zorak.Copy !req
175. It sure does, Space Ghost. Shut up, zorak. You make me sick.Copy !req
176. Shut up, zorak. You make me sick. I do, don't I?Copy !req
177. You make me sick. I do, don't I?Copy !req
178. I do, don't I? Now, don't we haveCopy !req
179. Now, don't we have some sex to take care of?Copy !req
180. Now, don't we have some sex to take care of? Ha ha ha! Yes.Copy !req
181. Some sex to take care of? Ha ha ha! Yes.Copy !req
182. Ha ha ha! Yes. That's how I defeated c. LingCopy !req
183. That's how I defeated c. Ling and then, of course, did sex.Copy !req
184. That's how I defeated c. Ling and then,
of course, did sex. It was all action, Jerry—Copy !req
185. and then, of course, did sex.
It was all action, Jerry— magic and action.Copy !req
186. It was all action, Jerry— magic and action. Unbelievable.Copy !req
187. Magic and action. Unbelievable. And yet, very true.Copy !req
188. Unbelievable. And yet, very true. And yet, very true.Copy !req
189. And yet, very true. And yet, very true. You're insane. You neverCopy !req
190. and yet, very true. You're insane.
You never even took your clothes off!Copy !req
191. You're insane. You never even took
your clothes off! Of course I didn't.Copy !req
192. Even took your clothes off! Of course I didn't. It was sex!Copy !req
193. Of course I didn't. It was sex! That's some kind of sex.Copy !req
194. It was sex! That's some kind of sex.
Moltar, I will spin your headCopy !req
195. that's some kind of sex. Moltar,
I will spin your head so fast, it'll collect its ownCopy !req
196. Moltar, I will spin your head so fast,
it'll collect its own atmosphere... With gravity.Copy !req
197. So fast, it'll collect its own atmosphere... With gravity. What?Copy !req
198. Atmosphere... With gravity. What? And you'll be dead!Copy !req
199. What? And you'll be dead! Why?Copy !req
200. And you'll be dead! Why? Because you weren'tCopy !req
201. why? Because you weren't alive back then.Copy !req
202. Because you weren't alive back then. Well, that ain'tCopy !req
203. alive back then. Well, that ain't how I remember it at all!Copy !req
204. Well, that ain't how I remember it at all!
What was that? Oh, the lyingCopy !req
205. how I remember it at all! What was that? Oh,
the lying machine just turned on!Copy !req
206. What was that? Oh, the lying machine
just turned on! Tell me your story.Copy !req
207. Machine just turned on! Tell me your story. First off, I wasCopy !req
208. tell me your story. First off, I was looking real good.Copy !req
209. First off, I was looking real good. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
210. Looking real good. Oh, here we go. Anyway, Space GhostCopy !req
211. oh, here we go. Anyway, Space Ghost was droning on and on aboutCopy !req
212. anyway, Space Ghost was droning on
and on about how he packs for trips.Copy !req
213. Was droning on and on about how he
packs for trips. 8 pair of underwear.Copy !req
214. How he packs for trips. 8 pair of underwear.
And I always bring one entireCopy !req
215. 8 pair of underwear. And I always bring
one entire knapsack full of soap.Copy !req
216. And I always bring one entire knapsack
full of soap. Um... And you are?Copy !req
217. Knapsack full of soap. Um... And you are? Space Ghost.Copy !req
218. Um... And you are? Space Ghost. Ha ha! Right.Copy !req
219. Space Ghost. Ha ha! Right. Uh, is your full nameCopy !req
220. ha ha! Right. Uh, is your full name Space Ghost coast to coast,Copy !req
221. uh, is your full name Space Ghost coast to coast,
or is it just Space Ghost?Copy !req
222. Space Ghost coast to coast,
or is it just Space Ghost? Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
223. Or is it just Space Ghost? Uh, I don't know. Hey, want to seeCopy !req
224. uh, I don't know. Hey, want to see how high I can jump?Copy !req
225. Hey, want to see how high I can jump? Hmm...Copy !req
226. How high I can jump? Hmm... I can jump high.Copy !req
227. Hmm... I can jump high. I can go real high!Copy !req
228. I can jump high. I can go real high! No. I thought maybeCopy !req
229. I can go real high! No. I thought maybe you were joking.Copy !req
230. No. I thought maybe you were joking. Ok, here goes.Copy !req
231. You were joking. Ok, here goes. Whee!Copy !req
232. Ok, here goes. Whee! Whee!Copy !req
233. Whee! Whee! Whoopee!Copy !req
234. Whee! Whoopee! That went on for... Ever.Copy !req
235. Whoopee! That went on for... Ever. Luckily, Boston came byCopy !req
236. that went on for... Ever.
Luckily, Boston came by and picked me up.Copy !req
237. Luckily, Boston came by and picked me up. Oh, bull!Copy !req
238. And picked me up. Oh, bull! They said they neededCopy !req
239. oh, bull! They said they needed a keyboardist, and I said,Copy !req
240. they said they needed a keyboardist,
and I said, "I'm your man... Tis!"Copy !req
241. A keyboardist, and I said, "I'm your man... Tis!" Ughh...Copy !req
242. "I'm your man... Tis!" Ughh... So long, suckers!Copy !req
243. Ughh... So long, suckers! And off we went.Copy !req
244. So long, suckers! And off we went. ¶ that's a lieCopy !req
245. and off we went. ¶ that's a lie they had this really coolCopy !req
246. they had this really cool ship. It was this
whole freaking city on a flying ufo guitar,Copy !req
247. ship. It was this whole freaking city on a
flying ufo guitar, powered by rock 'n' roll!Copy !req
248. City on a flying ufo guitar, powered by rock 'n' roll! Lie!Copy !req
249. Powered by rock 'n' roll! Lie! Boston rocks!Copy !req
250. Lie! Boston rocks! And where did your friendCopy !req
251. Boston rocks! And where did your friend Boston take you?Copy !req
252. And where did your friend Boston take you?
They were on their wayCopy !req
253. Boston take you? They were on their way to populate a new worldCopy !req
254. they were on their way to populate a
new world where everyone would justCopy !req
255. to populate a new world where everyone would just rock forever.Copy !req
256. Where everyone would just rock forever. That's a lie!Copy !req
257. Rock forever. That's a lie!Copy !req
258. That's a lie! All right! Who wants to rock?Copy !req
259. All right! Who wants to rock? There was not a life formCopy !req
260. all right! Who wants to rock?
There was not a life form we didn't rock.Copy !req
261. There was not a life form we didn't rock.
Is everybody ready to rock?Copy !req
262. We didn't rock. Is everybody ready to rock?
Yeah! Play some guitar! Kick it!Copy !req
263. Is everybody ready to rock? Yeah!
Play some guitar! Kick it! Man and mantis,Copy !req
264. yeah! Play some guitar! Kick it!
Man and mantis, rocking side by side.Copy !req
265. Man and mantis, rocking side by side.
We're gonna rock your face!Copy !req
266. Rocking side by side. We're gonna rock your face! Ow!Copy !req
267. We're gonna rock your face! Ow! Who's ready to rock 'n' roll?Copy !req
268. Ow! Who's ready to rock 'n' roll?
Me and Boston, just like that.Copy !req
269. Who's ready to rock 'n' roll? Me and Boston,
just like that. We rocked everyone we met.Copy !req
270. Me and Boston, just like that.
We rocked everyone we met. God, it was beautiful.Copy !req
271. We rocked everyone we met.
God, it was beautiful. And when they were allCopy !req
272. God, it was beautiful. And when they
were all rocked out, they dropped meCopy !req
273. and when they were all rocked out,
they dropped me off at home. Thanks, Boston!Copy !req
274. Rocked out, they dropped me off at home.
Thanks, Boston! That rocked!Copy !req
275. Off at home. Thanks, Boston! That rocked! Hey,
Boston, keep on rockin'!Copy !req
276. That rocked! Hey, Boston, keep on rockin'!
Those guys know how to rock.Copy !req
277. Hey, Boston, keep on rockin'! Those guys
know how to rock. Like g.I. Joe with hisCopy !req
278. those guys know how to rock. Like g.I.
Joe with his pants blown off in the war!Copy !req
279. Like g.I. Joe with his pants blown
off in the war! Aah! Incoming!Copy !req
280. Pants blown off in the war! Aah! Incoming! Oh, no!Copy !req
281. Aah! Incoming! Oh, no! See that?Copy !req
282. Oh, no! See that? I touched the ceiling!Copy !req
283. See that? I touched the ceiling! And that's when heCopy !req
284. I touched the ceiling! And that's
when he started crying for mama.Copy !req
285. And that's when he started crying for mama. Mama!Copy !req
286. Started crying for mama. Mama!Copy !req
287. Mama! I wasn't saying "mama."Copy !req
288. I wasn't saying "mama." I was saying "trauma," like theCopy !req
289. I wasn't saying "mama." I was saying "trauma,
" like the kind I was about to dish out.Copy !req
290. I was saying "trauma," like the kind I was about
to dish out. I was announcing it beforehand.Copy !req
291. Kind I was about to dish out.
I was announcing it beforehand. To your mama.Copy !req
292. I was announcing it beforehand.
To your mama. Besides, if I cried, it wasCopy !req
293. to your mama. Besides, if I cried,
it was because of kung-fu lasersCopy !req
294. besides, if I cried, it was because
of kung-fu lasers and starvation.Copy !req
295. Why don't you explain that? Yeah, explain it.
This is all a damned lie!Copy !req
296. Yeah, explain it. This is all a damned lie! Um...Copy !req
297. This is all a damned lie! Um... Don't listen to him, Jerry!Copy !req
298. Um... Don't listen to him, Jerry! I'll blow your brains clearCopy !req
299. don't listen to him, Jerry! I'll blow your
brains clear into that riverbank, zorak.Copy !req
300. I'll blow your brains clear into that riverbank,
zorak. Yeah, sure you will.Copy !req
301. Into that riverbank, zorak.
Yeah, sure you will. But you were friends.Copy !req
302. Yeah, sure you will. But you were friends.
Why would you do that?Copy !req
303. But you were friends. Why would you do that?
Why are you always tryingCopy !req
304. why would you do that? Why are you
always trying to get ahead of me, mantis?Copy !req
305. Why are you always trying to get ahead of me,
mantis? You're all lying!Copy !req
306. To get ahead of me, mantis? You're all lying! Oh! Moltar!Copy !req
307. You're all lying! Oh! Moltar! That's right, Jerry. Moltar.Copy !req
308. Oh! Moltar! That's right, Jerry. Moltar. First of all, I had theCopy !req
309. that's right, Jerry. Moltar.
First of all, I had the beautiful rock hair.Copy !req
310. First of all, I had the beautiful rock hair.
Space Ghost was in the thing,Copy !req
311. beautiful rock hair. Space Ghost was
in the thing, talking to someone.Copy !req
312. Space Ghost was in the thing,
talking to someone. Ha ha ha! Oh, no!Copy !req
313. Talking to someone. Ha ha ha! Oh, no! I had everythingCopy !req
314. ha ha ha! Oh, no! I had everything under control, as usual,Copy !req
315. I had everything under control,
as usual, when all of a sudden...Copy !req
316. Under control, as usual, when all of a sudden... Psst!Copy !req
317. When all of a sudden... Psst! Hey, buddy.Copy !req
318. Psst! Hey, buddy. Who said that?Copy !req
319. Hey, buddy. Who said that? Me.Copy !req
320. Who said that? Me. Where's the driver?Copy !req
321. Me. Where's the driver? I'm a talking car.Copy !req
322. Where's the driver? I'm a talking car. Why are you here?Copy !req
323. I'm a talking car. Why are you here? Why is anyone here?Copy !req
324. Why are you here? Why is anyone here? Whoa!Copy !req
325. Why is anyone here? Whoa! And that was when I decidedCopy !req
326. whoa! And that was when I decided I just need to spend a lotCopy !req
327. and that was when I decided I just need
to spend a lot more time in church.Copy !req
328. A talking car. Really. No, you know what?
I told it wrong. I had broken my lungs,Copy !req
329. no, you know what? I told it wrong.
I had broken my lungs, that's what it was. And I wasCopy !req
330. wrong. I had broken my lungs, that's what it was.
And I was in the process of gluing themCopy !req
331. that's what it was. And I was in the
process of gluing them back together.Copy !req
332. In the process of gluing them back together. So there I am,Copy !req
333. back together. So there I am, and I start hearingCopy !req
334. so there I am, and I start hearing this scary piano music.Copy !req
335. And I start hearing this scary piano music.
So I turn around, and there'sCopy !req
336. this scary piano music. So I turn around,
and there's this guy standing there,Copy !req
337. so I turn around, and there's this guy standing there,
and he's wearing this mask, andCopy !req
338. this guy standing there, and he's wearing this mask,
and I'm like, "what's up with that?"Copy !req
339. And he's wearing this mask, and I'm like,
"what's up with that?" And he's got this knife,Copy !req
340. I'm like, "what's up with that?" And he's got this knife,
and he just starts coming at me,Copy !req
341. and he's got this knife, and he just starts
coming at me, and the knife's, like, going,Copy !req
342. and he just starts coming at me,
and the knife's, like, going, "drr, drr, drr!"Copy !req
343. And the knife's, like, going, "drr, drr,
drr!" You mean, uh, Michael Myers?Copy !req
344. "Drr, drr, drr!" You mean, uh,
Michael Myers? Oh, you know him? 'Cause heCopy !req
345. you mean, uh, Michael Myers? Oh,
you know him? 'Cause he was coming right at me.Copy !req
346. Oh, you know him? 'Cause he was coming
right at me. Yeah. He's in this movie—Copy !req
347. was coming right at me. Yeah.
He's in this movie— "Halloween." The one ICopy !req
348. yeah. He's in this movie— "Halloween."
The one I loaned to you a year ago!Copy !req
349. "Halloween." The one I loaned to
you a year ago! My movie, remember?Copy !req
350. Loaned to you a year ago! My movie, remember? Ok, all right, ok.Copy !req
351. My movie, remember? Ok, all right, ok. So maybe it was a movie.Copy !req
352. Ok, all right, ok. So maybe it was a movie.
I guess I was watching itCopy !req
353. so maybe it was a movie. I guess I was
watching it with some of my friends.Copy !req
354. I guess I was watching it with some of my friends. Pfft!Copy !req
355. With some of my friends. Pfft! I don't know if youCopy !req
356. pfft! I don't know if you know them. They're theCopy !req
357. I don't know if you know them. They're the rock band Boston.Copy !req
358. Know them. They're the rock band Boston. I don't know them.Copy !req
359. Rock band Boston. I don't know them. He doesn't know them.Copy !req
360. I don't know them. He doesn't know them.
Look at his face! He's lying!Copy !req
361. He doesn't know them. Look at his face!
He's lying! I'm not lying!Copy !req
362. Look at his face! He's lying! I'm not lying! Oh, gosh.Copy !req
363. I'm not lying! Oh, gosh. Truth is relative, zorak!Copy !req
364. Oh, gosh. Truth is relative,
zorak! Especially when you're lying!Copy !req
365. Truth is relative, zorak! Especially when you're lying! Huh...Copy !req
366. Especially when you're lying! Huh...
The trueness of one's truth,Copy !req
367. huh... The trueness of one's truth, zorak, is clearly based onCopy !req
368. the trueness of one's truth, zorak,
is clearly based on their vernacular inaccuracies.Copy !req
369. Zorak, is clearly based on their vernacular inaccuracies. What?Copy !req
370. Their vernacular inaccuracies. What? Um...Copy !req
371. What? Um... Yes, zorak. Everyone knowsCopy !req
372. um... Yes, zorak. Everyone knows
that to be true. And you're dumbCopy !req
373. yes, zorak. Everyone knows that to be true.
And you're dumb for not knowing that.Copy !req
374. That to be true. And you're dumb for not knowing that. What?Copy !req
375. For not knowing that. What? I have to be going soon.Copy !req
376. What? I have to be going soon. As Moltar clearly said,Copy !req
377. I have to be going soon. As Moltar clearly said, the vascular...Copy !req
378. As Moltar clearly said, the vascular... Say it.Copy !req
379. The vascular... Say it. You know, if you couldn'tCopy !req
380. say it. You know, if you couldn't understand the first time,Copy !req
381. you know, if you couldn't understand the
first time, I shouldn't have to wasteCopy !req
382. understand the first time, I shouldn't
have to waste my mouth saying it again.Copy !req
383. I shouldn't have to waste my mouth
saying it again. It's not likeCopy !req
384. my mouth saying it again. It's not like I have another job.Copy !req
385. It's not like I have another job. Saying what again?Copy !req
386. I have another job. Saying what again? Yeah,
what are you saying?Copy !req
387. Saying what again? Yeah, what are you saying? What I'm saying...Copy !req
388. Yeah, what are you saying? What I'm saying...
That's not what I said.Copy !req
389. What I'm saying... That's not what I said. What I'm saying...Copy !req
390. That's not what I said. What I'm saying... Bee-otch!Copy !req
391. What I'm saying... Bee-otch! What I'm saying is...Copy !req
392. Bee-otch! What I'm saying is... Saying things are not relative.Copy !req
393. What I'm saying is... Saying things
are not relative. This can't be duringCopy !req
394. saying things are not relative. This can't be during a sweeps.Copy !req
395. This can't be during a sweeps. And that, my friends,Copy !req
396. a sweeps. And that, my friends, is the only truth.Copy !req
397. And that, my friends, is the only truth. Is there an endCopy !req
398. is the only truth. Is there an end to any of this?Copy !req
399. Is there an end to any of this? The other truth...Copy !req
400. To any of this? The other truth... Is that I totally did sexCopy !req
401. the other truth... Is that I totally did sex with that girl.Copy !req
402. Is that I totally did sex with that girl. Ok.Copy !req
403. With that girl. Ok. Because I did.Copy !req
404. Ok. Because I did. Good.Copy !req
405. Because I did. Good. I completely totally did.Copy !req
406. Good. I completely totally did. Yes.Copy !req
407. I completely totally did. Yes. Yes. I think you can say theCopy !req
408. yes. Yes. I think you can say the two of us did that activity.Copy !req
409. Yes. I think you can say the two of
us did that activity. Oh, and zorak?Copy !req
410. Two of us did that activity.
Oh, and zorak? There was a performance...Copy !req
411. Oh, and zorak? There was a performance... I totally hung outCopy !req
412. there was a performance... I totally hung out with Boston.Copy !req
413. I totally hung out with Boston. At the theater,Copy !req
414. with Boston. At the theater, if you catch my drift.Copy !req
415. At the theater, if you catch my drift. Hey, thanks, guys.Copy !req
416. If you catch my drift. Hey, thanks, guys. And we worked it fromCopy !req
417. hey, thanks, guys. And we worked
it from the balcony to the loge.Copy !req
418. And we worked it from the balcony to the loge.
Nice talking to you. Bye-bye.Copy !req
419. The balcony to the loge. Nice talking to you. Bye-bye.Copy !req