1. I can't believe this. Me, Space Ghost, hero to millions,Copy !req
2. stuck here in space prison like some common thug while my show'sCopy !req
3. about to go on without me, all because I mistreated my formerCopy !req
4. teen sidekicks, jan and jace, and allegedly assaulted myCopy !req
5. current sidekick/bandleader, zorak, in that "lawsuit"Copy !req
6. episode.Copy !req
7. Cyclo lives!Copy !req
8. Mind your own business, you common thug!Copy !req
9. Hey, cyclo was watching that!Copy !req
10. Cyclo lives for that program!Copy !req
11. My show is on now.Copy !req
12. Give me that, you little dip.Copy !req
13. Cyclo doesn't like this at all!Copy !req
14. Try getting it back, mister!Copy !req
15. Cyclo must have the remote!Copy !req
16. You want you some?Copy !req
17. Then come get you some!Copy !req
18. Cyclo will come get him some!Copy !req
19. Cyclo will exact his revenge!Copy !req
20. Everybody shut up, or I'll whup ya
like it's the sixties all over again!Copy !req
21. Yay!Copy !req
22. The set looks strangely bright.Copy !req
23. Birdman?Copy !req
24. I thought David brenner was supposed to be the guest host.Copy !req
25. Hey, where's David?Copy !req
26. He blew up in the airlock.Copy !req
27. Oh. I thought those were beets... Mashed beets.Copy !req
28. Ha ha! Should I run a mop through it?Copy !req
29. No. Let's track him all over.Copy !req
30. Uh, ok. Well, let's get things started.Copy !req
31. Um... Greetings, citizens.Copy !req
32. Uh, thanks for tuning in, folks.Copy !req
33. I'm, uh... * Birdma—Copy !req
34. Sorry. I'm a bit woozy.Copy !req
35. I was selling plas... Uh, I mean, uh, donating blood when I gotCopy !req
36. the call to fill in for, you know who—the criminal.Copy !req
37. Let he who hath not assaulted his
teenage sidekicks cast the first stone.Copy !req
38. That's what I thought.Copy !req
39. The producers have been good enough to move the ghost planetCopy !req
40. closer to the sun so I can use its life-giving golden rays toCopy !req
41. bring you exciting, razzmatazz showbiz, um... Excitement.Copy !req
42. Meet the new boss.Copy !req
43. Dumb as the old boss.Copy !req
44. And if, uh, my wife is watching, I just wanted to say, honey...Copy !req
45. I love you.Copy !req
46. I'm better now.Copy !req
47. Come home, baby.Copy !req
48. Yeah. Come get some.Copy !req
49. What?Copy !req
50. Ok. So, I'm going over there.Copy !req
51. I could use an adult beverage.Copy !req
52. How long till the break?Copy !req
53. No breaks for you, chump.Copy !req
54. Mmm. Story of my life.Copy !req
55. Um... I'd like to give a bright and shiny welcome toCopy !req
56. my very first guests, um... The captain and...Copy !req
57. The captain and the tennille.Copy !req
58. Welcome to my show.Copy !req
59. Thank you!Copy !req
60. So which one of you is the captain, anyway?Copy !req
61. Ha ha! He is.Copy !req
62. Darrrryl!Copy !req
63. Darrrryl!Copy !req
64. Darrrryl!Copy !req
65. Can you buy these masks at junk shops,
that you're wearing, by the way?Copy !req
66. Honey, that's not a mask. That's him.Copy !req
67. I'm not sure I follow.Copy !req
68. That's probably because of 4,000 billion light-years between us.Copy !req
69. Darrrryl! Darrrryl!Copy !req
70. Well, actually, it's because—why are you chanting "Daryl"?Copy !req
71. That's his name.Copy !req
72. Daryl dragon.Copy !req
73. Oh! That's clever.Copy !req
74. Darrrryl!Copy !req
75. Darrrryl!Copy !req
76. Darrrryl!Copy !req
77. All right.Copy !req
78. I really love that "muskrat" song.Copy !req
79. Darrrryl!Copy !req
80. My wife Sylvia and I... It was our song. She left me, you know.Copy !req
81. Darrrryl!Copy !req
82. Boy, that's... That's tough!Copy !req
83. I've tried everything to get her back.Copy !req
84. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
85. I would.Copy !req
86. If you don't give each other a little space, yourCopy !req
87. relationship won't last.Copy !req
88. I give her at least 100 yards, as per court order.Copy !req
89. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
90. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
91. That's the last straw!Copy !req
92. I've got to get my bleeding chat show back from that bloke.Copy !req
93. What are you doing, Space Ghost?Copy !req
94. I'm breaking out of this wretched hive of scum and villainy!Copy !req
95. Where did Space Ghost get those power bands?Copy !req
96. I fashioned them from my own by-product. Come touch them.Copy !req
97. They're still warm.Copy !req
98. Cyclo will pass.Copy !req
99. Bye-bye, my love.Copy !req
100. And now to the ghost planet to
take back what is rightfully mine!Copy !req
101. Ok, I'm lost.Copy !req
102. Respect each other's opinions.Copy !req
103. Hey, birdman!Copy !req
104. And you have to, uh... Your wife's on the phone.Copy !req
105. Listen to each other... Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
106. Moltar, put her on.Copy !req
107. Sweetie! Galaxy pie!Copy !req
108. I was just talking about you.Copy !req
109. Hello, Harvey.Copy !req
110. Did you get my messages?Copy !req
111. I'm sorry I had to birdcall collect.Copy !req
112. Harvey. Down, boy.Copy !req
113. Um, ok. Hi.Copy !req
114. So, um, how's avenger?Copy !req
115. He, um... Flew away.Copy !req
116. Is that right?Copy !req
117. Look, I've—I've got a show again, a whole show! You alwaysCopy !req
118. said they'd be crazy to give the birdman a show again,Copy !req
119. but here I am with a show.Copy !req
120. Can I come home now? Can I?Copy !req
121. Oh, no, Harvey.Copy !req
122. At least let him use the shower!Copy !req
123. Aaah!Copy !req
124. A cockroach!Copy !req
125. Gravity ray!Copy !req
126. Aah! Help! Help!Copy !req
127. Hey, the ceiling fan!Copy !req
128. Ah-ah-ah-ah!Copy !req
129. Hey!Copy !req
130. Hey, boy! Come on, over here.Copy !req
131. Rock monkey, want a peanut?Copy !req
132. Ow!Copy !req
133. Go away, Space Ghost!Copy !req
134. We don't want your kind in our idyllic alien home world.Copy !req
135. Aw, come on, zandor.Copy !req
136. All I want is directions.Copy !req
137. And a pierogi.Copy !req
138. Ow! Hey, hey, quit it, you hippies!Copy !req
139. Get lost, you creep. We saw what you did to jan and jace.Copy !req
140. Rotten hippie-monster commune! After birdman, you're next!Copy !req
141. Look, Harvey, I didn't exactly call to chat.Copy !req
142. I need you to sign the papers.Copy !req
143. Papers? What papers?Copy !req
144. The divorce papers, Harvey.Copy !req
145. Remember those? The ones you were supposed to sign months ago?Copy !req
146. Baby, don't make me sign the papers. I'm better now,Copy !req
147. I swear. Space Ghost is out.Copy !req
148. The birdman is in!Copy !req
149. You just don't get it, do you? It's over, Harvey!Copy !req
150. I'm sorry. I need to get on with my life, so I need youCopy !req
151. to sign the papers—now.Copy !req
152. Galaxy girl, please! I'll straighten up and fly right,Copy !req
153. I swear. I'll stop gambling.Copy !req
154. I'll go back to therapy.Copy !req
155. I'll try harder to clean up my droppings.Copy !req
156. Harvey, stop it. You're embarrassing yourself in frontCopy !req
157. of the super villains.Copy !req
158. Besides, you know falcon 7 is the man in my life now.Copy !req
159. Huh? Falcon 7?Copy !req
160. That beak-stabbing traitor.Copy !req
161. What's he got that I haven't got?Copy !req
162. Your wife.Copy !req
163. Plus, falcon 7 is a real gentleman who knows how to treat a ladyCopy !req
164. with class and respect.Copy !req
165. So, Moltar, ever made it with a chick
who can defy the laws of gravity?Copy !req
166. Yes, many times.Copy !req
167. Look, Harvey, don't make this harder on yourself.Copy !req
168. Oh, all right. I give up.Copy !req
169. Go have your stupid happy little life without the birdman.Copy !req
170. You mean you'll sign the papers?Copy !req
171. Whatever you want, dearest.Copy !req
172. Ah, fantastic. Once you're done, steal a stamp,Copy !req
173. and send them to my lawyer, Dr. nightmare.Copy !req
174. Attorney at law!Copy !req
175. Galaxy girl... Ok. Bye-bye, birdie.Copy !req
176. I... I know the sun is shining, but it feels so cold.Copy !req
177. Please... Somebody... Won't somebody just hold me?Copy !req
178. What in the name of the coefficient of the speedCopy !req
179. of light multiplied by the red shift
to the hypotenuse of the nth root...Copy !req
180. Hypotenuse... Hypotenuse.Copy !req
181. Nobody gets you.Copy !req
182. Niels bohr gets me.Copy !req
183. But... You're supposed to be in jail.Copy !req
184. Yeah, and you're supposed to be dumpster-diving forCopy !req
185. ham scraps, you 6-piece chicken mcnobody! Get out of my seat!Copy !req
186. Make me.Copy !req
187. Destructo ray.Copy !req
188. Solar shield and solar ray.Copy !req
189. Hamster tube!Copy !req
190. Hamster tube?Copy !req
191. And hamster ray!Copy !req
192. Sarin gas!Copy !req
193. Sarin? Whoa, hold on a second. Timeout!Copy !req
194. Ow!Copy !req
195. Time in!Copy !req
196. Atomic wreck.Copy !req
197. Get off my spacecycle!Copy !req
198. Purple nurple!Copy !req
199. It's time to take a bird bath, bird-brain!Copy !req
200. Destructo ray!Copy !req
201. Ow!Copy !req
202. Will you guys shut up!Copy !req
203. I'm trying to listen here.Copy !req
204. I've misjudged you, my friend.Copy !req
205. Sing along!Copy !req
206. And that's it.Copy !req
207. Thank you.Copy !req
208. I love you, birdman.Copy !req
209. The nightmares... They're relentless.Copy !req
210. And they're all coming from space!Copy !req