1. My long-lost father, finally you admit that you're my father.
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2. Yeah, well, good luck proving it.
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3. Space Ghost, I'm picking up 4 unidentified heat sources
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4. on my monitor screen.
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5. Oh, they're probably just creatures, Moltar... Space creatures.
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6. They just violated our air space.
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7. Bring me my monocle.
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8. I want to look rich.
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9. And that other father that they told me was my father,
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10. is he a stepfather or just a stranger posing— I don't know.
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11. Have you seen this?
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12. Wow.
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13. Yeah.
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14. Do you like human women?
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15. I like these twins.
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16. Here's an update on those flying, dangerous space creatures.
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17. Fill me in.
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18. They just entered the building through the loading dock.
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19. Really?
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20. Under these clothes I'm wearing, I'm wearing a ballerina outfit.
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21. Yeah. What's this pod doing here?
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22. Replicating.
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23. Replicating what?
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24. Ehh... Us.
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25. Oh, no, replicating pods!
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26. The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing!
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27. No, the kind that copy your DNA, kill you off,
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28. and take over while you sleep.
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29. With their coughing.
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30. Uh! Did you hear what I just said?
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31. No one sleeps with my grandmother!
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32. Right?
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33. Right. From now on.
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34. This is for Nana!
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35. It's feeding on the rays!
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36. It's the rays! It's... It's feeding on them!
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37. Aah!
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38. What should I do?
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39. Heh heh heh!
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40. Shoot it some more.
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41. But it seems to be feeding on the rays!
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42. Then stop shooting it!
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43. Do what, now?
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44. Ohh... Dang it! Well, looks like
they can't be killed. Here, zorak—
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45. trade with me.
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46. Heh heh heh!
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47. I don't think so.
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48. No!
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49. Who's laughing now, zorak?
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50. Stop that!
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51. Who's laughing now?
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52. Hey. Touch it.
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53. Go on! See what happens.
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54. Touch it.
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55. You know you want to.
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56. Come on, man. Touch it.
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57. Yes. Feel its heat.
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58. Touch it!
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59. Stroke its supple contours.
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60. Nothing will happen.
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61. Just touch it.
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62. That's what you want to do, touch it.
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63. You know you want to.
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64. Touch it.
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65. Touch it.
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66. It's there for you to touch.
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67. You know you want to.
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68. There, I touched it.
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69. Now I have to leave.
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70. You did not!
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71. No, I did. I touched it.
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72. Who else is going to be on the show?
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73. Your guts.
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74. Oh...
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75. Aah!
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76. The blob!
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77. Aaaaaahh!
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78. Scary, scary monster!
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79. I'm back.
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80. Where'd you—
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81. I said, where did you—
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82. I said, where did—
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83. I am so sleepy.
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84. Yeah.
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85. Oh, yeah... Uh! Fft. What?
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86. We should take turns sleeping. You go first.
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87. You'll wake me up if this pod starts to replicate me, right?
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88. Probably not.
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89. Listen to me. We're not gonna live through this unless
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90. we all put aside our differences and band together as friends.
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91. You see, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
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92. I might need another coffee.
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93. Good idea! We'll go get some coffee. You stay here,
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94. try to live. If anything bad happens... To you...
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95. Well, we'll be getting coffee.
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96. Ha ha ha ha!
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97. Father, you're my hero.
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98. Yeah. Thanks.
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99. You're not human, are you?
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100. You—you should get that checked. Or I admire it.
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101. I don't know the reaction you want! I—I fear you!
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102. You're gonna kill me. Ha ha ha!
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103. Aah!
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104. Aaaahh!
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105. Aaah!
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106. Aaaaahhh!
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107. So, uh... Aaah!
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108. Um, see, I— aaah!
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109. This may— aah!
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110. This— aah!
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111. Nothing.
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112. Aaaaahh!
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113. I have an idea.
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114. There goes Space Ghost.
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115. Go get him! Go get Space Ghost.
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116. He's getting away! Ooh, Space Ghost is getting away. Bad space
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117. ghost! Go get Space Ghost now!
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118. He's getting away. Who's the bad Space Ghost? Look at him.
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119. Look at him getting away, with his cape flying in the breeze.
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120. Go get Space Ghost!
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121. They're not buying it.
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122. They're not buying it because you messed it up!
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123. What? I was just trying to— I've got it! We'll get
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124. the blob to kill the pods!
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125. How are we gonna do that?
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126. Hey, uh, blob. You, uh, heard all the stuff the pods
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127. have been saying about your mother? Heh heh heh!
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128. People are laughing, man.
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129. So, uh, you want to come in here and
kill the pods 'cause of what they said
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130. about your mother?
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131. I'm sorry. I had no idea.
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132. What's that, pods?
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133. The blob is very fat?
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134. Didn't work, did it?
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135. Of course it worked! But now I have a better plan, one that
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136. excludes the blob's stupid mother. I'm going to order one
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137. of those mind-erasing kits.
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138. You already have one.
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139. I know.
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140. Well?
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141. Can't you see?
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142. If we erase our minds and forget how sleepy we are,
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143. we'll stay awake forever!
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144. So this is my idea.
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145. I'm thinking about ordering one of those mind-erasing kits.
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146. Here's what we do. We order one of those mind-erasing kits.
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147. You already have one!
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148. If I already had one, don't you think I'd remember that?
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149. So go get it!
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150. Get what?
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151. The kit!
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152. What kit?
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153. All right, here's the plan.
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154. We create a diversion by throwing the planet's orbital
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155. axis off by 13 degrees.
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156. Actually, 10 degrees should do it. You don't want to
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157. throw it off too much because... Well, you know.
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158. Now, once we've lowered the gravitational fields by, say,
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159. 40 gigawatts and secured the outer
perimeter securely, well, I... I think
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160. we'll be just fine.
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161. Any questions?
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162. Ok, then! Move out! Lock and load! Happy Birthday!
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163. And stay frosty!
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164. I'm going to order one of those— all right, I got a plan.
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165. Everyone knows rust never sleeps, right?
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166. Right. So, if we all rust, we'll never sleep. Huh? Huh?
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167. Moltar, you're the only one here made of metal.
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168. How are we gonna rust?
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169. So after you get metal-plated, that's when we
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170. all go to the beach... To rust.
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171. Gee, that's a great plan, Moltar. But if we could get
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172. to the beach, we wouldn't have to be metal-plated.
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173. How many times do I have to tell you?
Because we'd be at the beach!
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174. Mayday! Mayday! I'm Space Ghost, and I am in some big danger.
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175. My plans were foolproof, but it started feeding on the rays,
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176. and then Moltar had a plan that never would have worked.
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177. I need a ship to rescue me.
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178. I'll be waiting for you out by the front gate. Thank you.
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179. Nobody can hear you, Space Ghost.
We've been off the air for 10 days.
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180. Excuse me.
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181. Please don't tell me how to do it.
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182. It sickens me.
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183. Mmm, this is some good coffee. I thought we were out of coffee.
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184. I found some more.
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185. It's in the orange container.
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186. You fool!
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