Space Ghost Coast to Coast 5x8

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Space Ghost pursues a movie career.

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1. Space Ghost: SCENE ONE, OFFICE, DAY.

2. MR. WHITE SAYS, "I WILL STOP YOU,"

3. AND MR. BLACK SAYS, "YOU WON'T STOP ME."

4. MR. WHITE SAYS, "YES, I WILL STOP YOU!"

5. I READ THAT WRONG.

6. "YES, I WILL STOP YOU!"

7. HMM.

8. "ROBOTIC SPACE WORM ENTERS,

9. "DESTROYS CITY.

10. "THE END.

11. OR IS IT?"

12. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

13. GREETINGS! I'M SPACE GHOST, ARCHITECT OF THE FUTURE.

14. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

15. SO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND, ZORAK?

16. I, UH, I DID SOME VOLUNTEER WORK

17. OVER AT THE ORPHANAGE.

18. WELL, I WAS...

19. YEAH.

20. I WAS FINISHING UP MY SCREENPLAY, AND IT'S BRILLIANT.

21. BRILLIANT!

22. NOW PLAY ME TO THE DESK.

23. SOME OF MY DIRECTOR PALS ARE DROPPING BY THE STUDIO TONIGHT.

24. AND IF ONE OF THEM PLAYS HIS CARDS RIGHT,

25. I'LL AFFIX HIM TO MY MOVIE.

26. YOU DON'T KNOW ANY DIRECTORS.

27. SURE I DO. MOLTAR'S A DIRECTOR. AREN'T YOU, MOLTAR?

28. YEAH. CHECK IT OUT.

29. TA-DA.

30. SEE, ZORAK?

31. HEY, SPACE GHOST, HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME DIRECT YOUR MOVIE?

32. MOLTAR, MOLTAR, MOLTAR, MOLTAR, MOLTAR, MOLTAR.

33. HEH HEH!

34. THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, BUT YOUR SPECIALTY IS CARTOONS.

35. SO?

36. SO CARTOONS ARE KID STUFF. I NEED SOMEONE

37. WITH REAL ADULT-FILM EXPERIENCE.

38. I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.

39. OH, I DO.

40. AND WOULD YOU LOSE THE TITLE CARD?

41. WE'RE NOT DOING THREE'S COMPANY HERE.

42. SURE.

43. AAH!

44. Space Ghost: MOLTAR, SEE ME AFTER THE SHOW.

45. IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

46. WHO ARE YOU?

47. UM... AHEM!

48. I'M BEN STILLER.

49. IS THAT A WIG?

50. IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A WIG.

51. SORRY ABOUT THAT, BEN. CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING?

52. I PROBABLY COULD USE SOME COFFEE.

53. YEAH.

54. COFFEE WOULD BE GOOD.

55. UM...

56. PSST! BEN?

57. YEAH?

58. YOU HAVE A KIND FACE.

59. THANK YOU.

60. THE KIND YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO WHAT TO, ZORAK?

61. THE KIND I'D LIKE TO CHEW OFF AND SPIT ON

62. AND SPIT UP AND STOMP ON—

63. YOU KNOW WHAT?

64. I'M NOT FINISHED YET. AND SLAP AND PUSH

65. AND KICK AND...

66. PUSH, AND—

67. ZORAK, I ENJOY THE...

68. YOUR RIBALD SENSE OF HUMOR THAT YOU BRING TO THE SHOW.

69. AND I THINK YOU ARE A NECESSARY EVIL...

70. YEAH, I'M RIBALD.

71. YEAH, I'M EVIL.

72. IF YOU WILL, ON THIS SHOW.

73. YEAH, I WILL.

74. AND I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE

75. A GREAT LITTLE REPARTEE THING HAPPENING.

76. DON'T MIND ZORAK, BEN. HE'S JUST A SQUIRREL.

77. OK, UH—

78. UH-OH.

79. HANG ON.

80. THANK YOU.

81. OOH!

82. ANYWAY, I THINK YOU SHOULD DIRECT MY MOVIE.

83. YEAH! CABLE GUY 2, STARRING SPACE GHOST.

84. YOU COULD BE THE KOOKY GUY WHO COMES AND HOOKS UP THE—

85. LET ME GET WITH MY PEOPLE, BEN.

86. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.

87. ZORAK, MOLTAR, MEETING.

88. GENTLEMEN?

89. STINKS.

90. PASS-ADENA.

91. BEN, WE LOVE THE IDEA,

92. SO WE'RE GOING TO PASS.

93. MOLTAR AND ZORAK, THEY JUST DON'T SHARE OUR VISION.

94. OK, THANK YOU.

95. MOLTAR AND ZORAK. HEH HEH.

96. BEN, YOU BEEN MAKING MOVIES SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

97. IF YOU COULD GIVE ME ANY ADVICE ABOUT MY MOVIE CAREER,

98. WHAT WOULD IT BE?

99. I WOULD START OUT WITH COMEDY, LIKE YOU'RE DOING.

100. START...

101. OUT...

102. WITH...

103. OK, START OUT WITH COMEDY,

104. LIKE I'M DOING.

105. DO THE STAND-UP. I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU DO SOME STAND-UP.

106. THE STAND-UP. LIKE THIS?

107. UH...

108. IS THIS FUNNY?

109. NO.

110. HOW ABOUT FLOATING?

111. OK.

112. IS THAT FUNNY?

113. HA HA!

114. NO.

115. HA HA HA!

116. NOW, IF I'M NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED,

117. YOU SAY I GET A FULL REFUND?

118. THAT SOUNDS FAIR. AND STILL KEEP MY MIRACLE HAT?

119. YEAH, I THINK I DO KNOW A COUPLE OF PEOPLE WHO MAY BE INTERESTED.

120. NO.

121. OK.

122. ZORAK, YOU WANT IN ON THIS?

123. HEY, HOW ARE YOU, GHOST?

124. I'M ON THE PHONE, THAT'S HOW.

125. RUDE.

126. OK, PUT ME DOWN FOR 6 DOZEN MORE.

127. YEAH, I CAN HOLD.

128. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWEATER?

129. IT LOOKS CHEAP.

130. I HATE IT.

131. OK, THEN. THANK YOU SO MUCH. BYE NOW.

132. ALL RIGHTY. IDENTIFY YOURSELF, KEVIN.

133. I'M KEVIN SMITH.

134. I DIRECTED CLERKS AND MALLRATS AND CHASING AMY.

135. AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE— TO DISCUSS MY MOVIE.

136. UM, I GUESS I SHOULD PITCH YOU SOMETHING, HUH? ARE YOU UP FOR THAT?

137. I'M UP FOR SITTING BY THE POOL AND WATCHING THE JACK ROLL IN.

138. I'M UP FOR A PEABODY.

139. SQUIRRELS DON'T WIN AWARDS.

140. STUPID SQUIRREL.

141. ZORAK.

142. KEVIN.

143. ZORAK!

144. KEVIN!

145. ZORAK!

146. SPACE GHOST!

147. HA HA! SORRY.

148. SO, KEVIN, WHAT'S THE PLAN? WHAT NOW? WHERE TO?

149. WHAT'S NEXT FOR THE SPACE GHOST?

150. I THINK YOU JUST NEED TO WORK WITH THE RIGHT DIRECTOR.

151. SO I'M SURE THIS IS BORING ZORAK, BUT—

152. YEAH, I TURNED OFF MY EARS 5 MINUTES AGO.

153. THEN HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?

154. HUH?

155. I SAID, IF YOU TURNED OFF YOUR EARS,

156. HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT KEVIN SAID?

157. WHAT?

158. I SAID, IF YOU—

159. HUH?

160. I SAID, IF YOU TURNED— DID YOU SAY TURNED OFF?

161. YUP.

162. I SAID, IF YOU TURNED OFF YOUR EARS,

163. HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT KEVIN SAID!

164. OOH.

165. ZORAK?

166. ZORAK?

167. AAH!

168. FLOATING ISN'T FUNNY.

169. HA HA HA! TAD.

170. YOU LAUGHING AT ME, BOY?

171. NO, I DIDN'T MEAN— I WAS LAUGHING WITH YOU.

172. BUT I WASN'T LAUGHING, WAS I?

173. NO, YOU HADN'T.

174. NO, I HADN'T, HAD I?

175. NO, NOT REALLY.

176. SO IT'S ALL SETTLED THEN. NOW, I HAVE A CONTRACT

177. DRAWN UP FOR YOU TO DIRECT MY MOVIE.

178. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SIGN IT AND THEN GO AWAY.

179. I'D BE UP FOR THAT. I'D SIGN A WAIVER.

180. ACTUALLY, IT'S A LITTLE MORE BINDING THAN A WAIVER.

181. IT'S MORE LIKE A TRAP.

182. SO, IF YOU COULD JUST GO AHEAD AND SIGN THAT,

183. WE'LL BEGIN PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY IN, WHAT,

184. SAY, 10 MINUTES?

185. YOU ARE TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS.

186. HE IS TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS, ZORAK, ISN'T HE?

187. SCREWY, AIN'T IT?

188. NEVER MIND THE BIG BUG.

189. BUST THE POWER BAND MOVE.

190. LISTEN, KEVIN, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY—

191. I GOT A QUESTION, THOUGH. WHERE'S THE MONKEY?

192. THAT'S IT!

193. MONKEY CAN'T GET A BREAK IN THIS BUSINESS.

194. MOLTAR!

195. CUE FIRE.

196. AAH!

197. MEETING.

198. IS EVERYONE HERE?

199. YUP.

200. YUP.

201. GOOD.

202. ALL RIGHTY! PLEASE SAY HELLO

203. TO MY LAST AND FINAL GUEST—JIM JARMUSCH!

204. I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE, BUT I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED

205. BECAUSE I, UH...

206. OK, QUIT HORSING AROUND, MOLTAR.

207. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

208. THAT'S BETTER. THANKS.

209. THE LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS I WAS ASLEEP

210. AT HOME IN MY BED AND THEN THERE WAS THIS

211. REALLY INTENSE WHITE LIGHT THAT—

212. I USUALLY SEE SKYROCKETS.

213. HA HA! I SEE.

214. YES. THEN THE DEPRESSION AND GUILT.

215. REALLY?

216. I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT...

217. OUT LOUD.

218. MEETING.

219. HEY, COULD I SAY HI TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS IN THE CARTOON WORLD?

220. BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN, LIKE, IN CARTOON LAND BEFORE.

221. HOW YOU DOING THERE, PARTNER? SEE YOU LATER.

222. ACTUALLY, JIM, I—

223. AAH!

224. AH, I LOVE THAT.

225. PSST! JIM!

226. YEAH?

227. YOU HAVE A KIND FACE.

228. Space Ghost: MEETING!

229. ANYWAY, ABOUT MY MOVIE.

230. YOU COULD, LIKE, GROW AN EXTRA HEAD,

231. OR, YOU KNOW, DIE AND COME BACK TO LIFE, OR, UH...

232. MEETING.

233. HELLO?

234. SORRY, JIM, BUT WE'RE IN A HURRY

235. AND THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE HERE

236. IS THAT YOU'RE A DIRECTOR.

237. SO HELP ME OR LEAVE.

238. YEAH, I-I-I-I, UH, WHAT, UH,

239. WHAT'S UP WITH ZORAK? IS HE A...

240. HE'S LIKE SOME KIND OF

241. OUTER SPACE GRASSHOPPER, OR SOMETHING?

242. HELP ME OR LEAVE, JIM.

243. IS HE RELATED—

244. IS HE LIKE THE EVIL TWIN OF JIMINY CRICKET? YOU KNOW?

245. HELP ME OR LEAVE, JIM.

246. AND ANOTHER THING I WANTED TO ASK YOU, YOU KNOW,

247. WHY DO YOU SUPERHEROES, LIKE,

248. WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR PANTS?

249. Space Ghost: MOLTAR.

250. AAAH!

251. AH, HECK. I'LL JUST DIRECT IT MYSELF.

252. HELP ME!

253. OH, BE QUIET.

254. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

255. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY

256. THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

257. Space Ghost: AAH!

258. Space Ghost: AAH!