1. Space Ghost:
BOYS, THIS IS IT.
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2. I'M IN LOVE.
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3. WITH US?
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4. NO. WITH MERRILL.
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5. I'M NOT SURE IF I REMEMBER
HOW TO BEHAVE AROUND
WOMEN OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
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6. QUESTIONS? COMMENTS?
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7. OH, UH,
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
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8. YEAH. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
AND CHASE HER AROUND.
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9. I CAN SEE I'LL NEED
TO BRING IN AN EXPERT.
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10. MOLTAR, BOOK LEE MAJORS.
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11. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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12. GREETING! I'M SPACE GHOST.
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13. ZORAK, YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE.
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14. OH, IT'S YOUR NOSE!
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15. HA HA HA!
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16. MOLTAR, YOU ALSO HAVE
SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE.
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17. OH, IT'S YOUR BREATHING
RECEPTACLE!
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18. HA HA HA HA!
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19. HA HA HA!
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20. I'M PLAYFUL BECAUSE
I'M SO DEEPLY IN LOVE.
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21. MY GUESTS TONIGHT INCLUDE
THE RAVISHING, RADIANT,
AND MOST RESPLENDENT LADY
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22. EVER TO GRACE
THIS DESPERATE, LONELY HOVEL—
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23. WRITER MERRILL MARKOE!
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24. AS WELL AS HOLLYWOOD'S
LEADING LOVE AUTHORITY—
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25. LEE MAJORS!
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26. MOLTAR, WE CAN'T HAVE
LEE MAJORS IN HERE
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27. PAWING MY PRECIOUS MERRILL.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
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28. WE CAN'T GET HIM ANYWAY.
HOW ABOUT ADAM CAROLLA?
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29. UM, HOLLYWOOD'S
LEADING LOVE AUTHORITY—
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30. ADAM CAROLLA!
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31. ZORAK, PLAY ME
TO THE DESK.
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32. YOU'RE ALREADY
AT THE DESK.
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33. OH, YEAH.
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34. I MUST BE CRAZED
WITH DESIRE.
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35. MOLTAR, BRING IN
MY FIRST DESK.
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36. THIS WOMAN,
SHE MEANS A LOT
TO YOU, HUH?
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37. YEAH, ZORAK.
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38. I'M THE HAPPIEST I'VE BEEN
SINCE MY ACTION SERIES DAYS.
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39. SHE... COMPLETES ME.
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40. INTERESTING.
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41. WHY IS THAT INTERESTING?
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42. SPACE GHOST.
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43. GREETINGS, ADAM.
HOW YOU DOING?
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44. I'M WELL,
THANK YOU.
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45. AND THANK YOU FOR
AGREEING TO HELP ME
GET SOME ADVICE
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46. FOR MY RENDEZVOUS
WITH MERRILL.
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47. WELL, IT IS PART
OF MY JOB, YOU KNOW.
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48. YEAH, RIGHT.
ADAM, LOVE IS
THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE,
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49. AND SEEING AS I'M NOT
FROM YOUR UNIVERSE,
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50. I NEED YOUR HELP.
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51. WILL MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH MERRILL SUFFER
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52. BECAUSE OF OUR
DIFFERING GRAVITATIONAL
BACKGROUNDS?
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53. NO. ALTHOUGH
I DON'T BELIEVE
YOUR REFRACTORY PERIOD
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54. IS QUITE AS LONG
IN THE ABSENCE OF GRAVITY.
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55. REFRACTORY PERIOD?
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56. I BELIEVE EVEN SUPERHEROES
HAVE REFRACTORY PERIODS,
DON'T THEY?
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57. MM...
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58. HUH?
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59. IS SHE HERE YET?
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60. NOPE.
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61. WHAT'S
A REFRACTORY PERIOD?
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62. I'LL SHOW YOU LATER.
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63. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT
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64. TO SOME OF OUR LESS
SOPHISTICATED VIEWERS.
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65. WELL, THAT IS THE TIME
BETWEEN HUGGING YOUR PARTNER.
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66. YOU KNOW, ADAM, I
CAN HUG ALL NIGHT.
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67. ALTHOUGH I NEVER SEE YOU
WITH ANY WOMEN.
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68. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WOMEN ARE ALL OVER ME
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69. LIKE PROTON SHIELDS ON
THE LOST CITY OF GUF.
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70. BUT YET YOU GO HOME
FROM THE STUDIO
EACH NIGHT ALONE.
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71. I HAVE MY PUZZLES.
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72. BUT YOU CAN'T
SQUEEZE PUZZLES.
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73. YOU COULD
SQUEEZE PUZZLES.
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74. YEAH, BUT
THE COVERED BRIDGE
YOU JUST MADE
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75. WOULD BREAK AND GO
INTO A MILLION PIECES,
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76. AND YOU'D HAVE TO
REBUILD IT AGAIN
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77. ON YOUR LONELY
KITCHEN TABLE.
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78. NOT IF YOU
LAMINATE THEM.
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79. YOU KNOW WHAT, MOLTAR,
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY,
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80. NOT ONLY DO
I KNOW LETTERMAN—
I KNOW JAY LENO,
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81. AND I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT,
IF YOU ALLOW ME TO INTERCEDE
ON YOUR BEHALF,
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82. I CAN TRY AND GET YOU
A JOB WITH JAY LENO.
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83. WOULD I BE ALLOWED
TO BRING MY OILY
DIRECTING RAGS?
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84. ABSOLUTELY. YOU CAN
BRING ALL THE FLAMMABLES
YOU LIKE.
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85. Space Ghost:
OH, HI, MERRILL!
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86. UH-OH. AHEM!
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87. SO, YEAH, HANG ON
WHILE I GO LET SPACE GHOST
KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE.
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88. MOLTAR,
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
MERRILL WAS HERE?
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89. MERRILL'S HERE.
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90. THANKS FOR THE UPDATE,
GERALDO. SEND HER IN,
YOU DUMB CLOWN,
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91. AND DON'T SCREW IT UP
OR YOU'RE DEAD!
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92. SEE YOU OUT THERE,
MERRILL.
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93. OK, ADAM, THAT'S
ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
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94. YOU'RE ON THE CARTOON
NETWORK, RIGHT?
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95. YOU KNOW, THAT'S REALLY
A MOLTAR QUESTION.
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96. HANG ON, AND
I'LL TRANSFER YOU.
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97. HMM. MINTY OR MEDICINEY?
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98. OH, I CAN'T TELL!
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99. MY NEXT GUEST
IS A VERY SPECIAL LADY.
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100. SHE MEANS THE PLANET TO ME, AND
WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER TOGETHER.
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101. MISS MERRILL MARKOE.
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102. WELL, HERE WE ARE.
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103. TOGETHER AT LAST.
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104. YOU...
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105. AND I.
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106. TOGETHER AT LAST.
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107. IS THIS THE BEGINNING
OF THE INTERVIEW?
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108. YOU LIKE TOAST?
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109. HMM?
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110. DO YOU LIKE TOAST?
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111. NO.
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112. WE HAVE A LOT
IN COMMON. RIGHT?
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113. DON'T WE?
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114. YOU KNOW.
BECAUSE, UH...
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115. BECAUSE OF
THE TOAST AND ALL.
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116. UH...
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117. PARDON ME, MERRILL.
I THINK SOMEONE'S
AT MY DOOR.
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118. YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF
IN THE MIDDLE OF
MY INTERVIEW
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119. AND ANSWER THE DOOR?
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120. YEP.
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121. SO... DO YOU
COME HERE OFTEN?
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122. I'VE BEEN ON BEFORE.
YOU DON'T RECALL?
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123. OH, YES.
HOW COULD I FORGET?
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124. IT MUST BE WONDERFUL
TO BE SO TALENTED
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125. AND YET...
SO BEAUTIFUL.
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126. BY THE WAY,
I LOVE YOUR BODY...
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127. OF WORK.
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128. HELP ME, ADAM.
I RAN OUT OF THINGS
TO TALK ABOUT.
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129. OH!
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130. I THINK SHE MIGHT BE INTIMIDATED
BY MY REMARKABLE PHYSIQUE.
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131. WOMEN WANT...
THEY LIKE A HUMBLER MAN.
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132. HUMBLER, EH?
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133. YEAH.
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134. WELL, THEN I SHALL
UNLEASH A FIRESTORM
OF HUMILITY
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135. THE LIKES OF WHICH
THIS UNIVERSE
HAS NEVER SEEN!
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136. AND WHEN I'M
NOT MAKING CHEESE,
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137. I SPEND A LOT OF
MY TIME LINE-DANCING.
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138. WOULD YOU BE WILLING
TO DANCE WITH ME?
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139. OH, YOU BET.
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140. Space Ghost: MERRILL.
SHH! WAIT, WAIT.
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141. MERRILL, HAVE I EVER
TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW
I'M
AMAZING?
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142. YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU
A PERSONAL QUESTION?
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143. NOT AT ALL.
WE SHOULD GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
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144. I'M WONDERING—
ARE YOU MARRIED?
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145. NOT YET,
MY PRETTY PONY.
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146. HMM. INTERESTING.
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147. WHY IS THAT
INTERESTING?
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148. I DON'T KNOW.
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149. ARE THERE ANY FEMALES
ON YOUR SHOW AT ALL?
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150. I'VE NEVER SEEN
A FEMALE ON YOUR SHOW.
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151. YOU'RE ON—
BESIDES ME.
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152. I MEAN, IN THE GROUP
THAT PARTICIPATES
IN THE SHOW.
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153. YOU HAVE THAT—
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154. ZORAK'S A WOMAN.
AREN'T YOU... HONEY?
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155. NOPE. I'M ALL MAN,
AND I CAN PROVE IT.
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156. SIT DOWN,
YOU CRAZY BROAD!
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157. HA HA HA HA!
WOMEN.
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158. SO YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY WOMEN AT ALL
ON YOUR SHOW.
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159. WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING AT?
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160. WELL, IT JUST
STRIKES ME AS BEING...
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161. YOU KNOW, VERY...
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162. MACHO?
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163. WELL, NO.
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164. WHAT, THEN?
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165. CONFUSED.
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166. UH, PARDON ME, MERRILL.
I THINK SOMEONE'S
AT MY DOOR.
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167. OH, JEEZ!
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168. MERRILL, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S
TREATING YOU THIS WAY.
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169. HE SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
ABOUT YOUR NEW BOOK.
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170. MERRILL MARKOE'S
GUIDE TO LOVE.
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171. I BET IT'S
PRETTY INTERESTING.
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172. IT LOOKS FASCINATING...
LIKE YOU, MERRILL.
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173. ADAM, SHE'S SLIPPING
THROUGH MY FINGERS.
WHAT DO I DO?
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174. HMM.
BEAT IT, SIMPLETON.
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175. MOLTAR, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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176. YOU DON'T NEED
THAT GUY, SPACE GHOST.
I KNOW HOW WOMEN WORK.
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177. YOU DO? TELL ME!
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178. OK, NOW, LISTEN UP.
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179. DO YOU LIKE DOGS?
I NEED TO KNOW.
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180. I MEAN, IF WE'RE GOING
TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER,
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181. I NEED TO KNOW
IF YOU LIKE DOGS.
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182. DO I LIKE DOGS?
I LOVE DOGS!
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183. WHY? DO YOU HAVE A DOG?
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184. MY DOG LOUIS.
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185. OH, HE'S DARLING!
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186. THAT'S MY DOG TEX.
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187. OOH, HE'S A BIG BOY!
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188. BE A MAN,
SPACE GHOST!
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189. YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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190. OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.
NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND SHOW ME SOMETHING.
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191. WINKY.
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192. HEY, WINKY!
WHAT ABOUT BO?
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193. THAT'S RIGHT.
I DON'T HAVE
A PICTURE OF BO.
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194. DO YOU KNOW BO?
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195. I KNOW ALL
ABOUT YOU, MERRILL.
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196. HEY, WOMAN,
MY DINNER READY YET?
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197. NO? WELL, THEN,
GO IRON MY JEANS.
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198. I THINK YOU'RE STARTING
TO OFFEND ME NOW.
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199. THIS IS HOW
WE MEN ARE, MERRILL,
SO GET USED TO IT!
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200. ARE YOU KIND OF
SIMPLE-MINDED?
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201. HUH?
YOU ARE ABOUT
THE MOST ANNOYING
TALK SHOW HOST
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202. I'VE EVER DEALT WITH,
AND I'VE DEALT
WITH THEM ALL.
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203. OH, YEAH? WELL,
YOU'RE THE GUEST WHO
WAS A WHOLE LOT FUNNIER
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204. THE LAST TIME
SHE WAS ON.
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205. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO KEEP UP ANY ENERGY OR MOOD
WITH YOU BEING THAT RUDE?
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206. BUT I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE RUDE.
I'M YOUR LOVER.
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207. NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME
I'M NOT FUNNY.
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208. HEY.
YOU'RE TELLING ME
I WAS FUNNIER BEFORE
AND I'M NOT AS FUNNY NOW.
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209. HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY!
WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME?
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210. WELL?
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211. COME OVER HERE
AND GIVE ME A KISS.
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212. HMM?
PLANT ONE ON ME.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
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213. OH, DON'T YOU START.
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214. DON'T YOU EVEN TRY.
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215. YEAH, RIGHT.
NOW, COME ON.
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216. I WOULD FIND THAT...
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217. DELIGHTFUL?
DANGEROUS
AND REPELLENT.
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218. DON'T MESS WITH ME
THAT WAY.
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219. HERE. I'LL MAKE IT
EASY FOR YOU.
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220. LISTEN, I THINK...
I DIDN'T COME HERE
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221. TO BE INSULTED
BY YOU.
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222. WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
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223. HOW ABOUT
A FOOT RUB?
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224. I'M NEVER COMING
ON THIS SHOW AGAIN.
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225. MOLTAR!
I DON'T EVEN CARE
WHAT PLANET THIS IS.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN.
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226. WHERE'S ADAM, YOU DOLT?
I NEED SOME GOOD ADVICE.
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227. IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
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228. CHECK THIS OUT.
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229. ZORAK!
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230. NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
IT IS APPEALING
IN A DANGEROUS WAY.
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231. YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THAT.
DO YOU MEAN IT IN
AN AFFECTIONATE WAY?
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232. MM. MMM.
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233. WHAT IN GORDON'S SEED
IS GOING ON IN HERE!
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234. ZORAK!
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235. OH!
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236. NO! MY PRETTY PONY!
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237. WHY, ZORAK? WHY?
YOU COULD HAVE HAD
ANY WOMAN YOU WANTED,
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238. BUT YOU CHOSE THE WOMAN
I LOVE ALMOST AS MUCH
AS I LOVE MYSELF!
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239. YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
YOU RUINED HER LIFE!
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240. AND NOW I'M GOING
TO RUIN YOUR LIFE!
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241. NEVER A DULL MOMENT
ON
COAST TO COAST.
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242. NEXT WEEK, JOIN SPACEY
AND FRIENDS AS THEY WELCOME
THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS.
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243. THINK THEY'RE GOING
TO NEED A BIGGER MONITOR.
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244. RIGHT NOW, LET'S MEET
A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE
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245. WHO EARNED A LITTLE O.T.
BY MAKING THE BOSS' WIFE
SCREAM, "OH, ME!"
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246. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PREOPS AND POSTOPS,
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247. INTRODUCING OUR TALK SOUP
CLIP OF THE WEEK!
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248. I DIDN'T EVEN
LIKE HER.
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249. I JUST WANTED TO RUIN
SPACE GHOST'S LIFE.
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250. GET HIM OFF OF ME!
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251. Space Ghost: HA HA!
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252. TAKE THAT!
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253. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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254. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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255. Zorak, gagging:
YOU'RE CRACKING MY SHELL!
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