1. HANG ON, ZORAK.
HANG—
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2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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3. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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4. MOLTAR, HOW ARE YOU?
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5. THIS IS HOW I AM, DENIS.
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6. I'M DESTROYING THE PLANET.
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7. GET OUT OF HERE.
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8. YEAH. AND I'M
HAVING A SALE, TOO.
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9. 7 MINUTES, 27 SECONDS
UNTIL TOTAL DEVASTATION.
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10. WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT?
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11. YOU KNOW, YOU OVERSTEP
YOUR BOUNDARIES
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12. WHEN IT COMES TO POWER.
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13. HOW ABOUT A FREE
KICK IN THE THROAT?
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14. SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
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15. BAH!
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16. HA HA HA!
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17. MOLTAR, ARE YOU TRYING
TO DESTROY THE—
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18. OHHH. ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER
TOTAL DEVASTATION SALE?
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19. YUP. EVERYTHING MUST GO.
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20. I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!
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21. WOW!
DENIS LEARY!
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22. I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR MOVIES.
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23. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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24. I DIDN'T THINK
THEY WERE VERY GOOD.
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25. WHAT DID YOU THINK?
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26. EW! GET OFF MY BACK!
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27. OH! OH, SORRY.
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28. GET OFF MY HEAD!
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29. HEH HEH HEH.
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30. THIS IS GOING
IN YOUR FILE.
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31. HELLO. I'M SPACE GHOST.
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32. AND I'M ZORAK.
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33. NOBODY CARES
WHO YOU ARE, ZORAK.
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34. MAN... YOU'RE WRONG
ABOUT THAT.
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35. OK, OK.
EVERYBODY PIPE DOWN.
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36. GUEST IS HERE.
IT'S INTERVIEW TIME.
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37. I LIKE THAT THAT HAPPENED.
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38. I'M GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN.
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39. AHH!
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40. DENIS?
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41. HI, HOW ARE YA?
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42. GOOD! GOOD! AND YOU?
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43. OH, OK. GOOD.
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44. MMM...
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45. AHH. THERE WE ARE.
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46. DENIS, ARE YOU
A LEPRECHAUN?
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47. NO, THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS LEPRECHAUNS.
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48. OH! YEAH, YEAH,
I WAS GOING TO SAY.
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49. MM-HMM?
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50. UH, OK, THEN.
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51. WELL, THAT'S ALL I GOT.
WE DONE HERE?
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52. UH, I HAVE
ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.
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53. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
OF TAKING A VACATION AND—
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54. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.
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55. SAY,
WHAT'S THIS THING?
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56. DON'T TOUCH IT.
IT'S MINE.
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57. WHEN DID YOU GET THIS?
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58. I'VE HAD IT.
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59. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
THIS WAS A SYNTHESIZER!
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60. IT HAS SAMPLES!
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61. HEY, GET OUT OF THERE.
SCOOT OVER.
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62. HEY.
QUIT SHOVING!
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63. Space Ghost: MINE! MY TURN!
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64. JERK.
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65. UH... YOU ASKED ME
TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW,
SO I—
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66. Space Ghost: I DID?
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67. OH, YEAH!
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68. I'M ACTUALLY DOING THIS
AS A SORT OF A, UH, PAYBACK
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69. FOR MY KIDS 'CAUSE THEY'RE
BIG FANS OF YOUR SHOW.
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70. I DON'T REALLY WATCH THE SHOW.
I'M NOT A BIG FAN.
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71. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
THAT FUNNY, QUITE FRANKLY.
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72. WELL, MY KIDS WATCH
THE SHOW,
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73. SO I'M ON THE SHOW BECAUSE
IT'LL PLEASE MY KIDS.
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74. YEAH.
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75. WHO DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE?
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76. I THINK THE UNIVERSE
KNOWS WHO I AM, SPACE GHOST.
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77. THE WHO DO YOU THINK
THE UNIVERSE KNOWS
I AM, DENIS?
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78. YOU'RE SPACE GHOST,
AND I'M DENIS LEARY,
OF COURSE—
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79. MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
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80. PHFFFT! MASTER?
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81. I KNOW ONE OR TWO GUYS
WHO MIGHT DISAGREE WITH
YOU...
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82. Master.
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83. LIKE WHO?
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84. UH! YODA.
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85. OK. WHO ELSE ON THE LIST?
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86. STAR WARS.
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87. OK, SO LET'S SAY
THAT I'M, UH... MASTER—
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88. YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
NOT A LEPRECHAUN?
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89. I'M TOO TALL
TO BE A LEPRECHAUN.
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90. OK, OK.
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91. 'CAUSE I WAS GOING
TO SAY,
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92. YOU'RE THE WORST
LEPRECHAUN THAT WE'VE—
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93. LOOK! LOOK.
HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE.
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94. HOLD ON.
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95. YOU HAVE MADONNA'S
NEW ALBUM?
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96. SOMEBODY'S BUYING IT.
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97. HAVE YOU ANY DANGEROUSLY
SEQUINNED HOT PANTS?
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98. UM... NO.
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99. PERCHANCE A SCENTED THONG?
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100. I HAVE SOME UNDERWEAR
THAT'S SCENTED,
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101. BUT... I DON'T THINK IT'S
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
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102. OH-HO... GORGEOUS.
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103. HEY, DENIS.
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104. NOTICE ANYTHING... DIFFERENT?
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105. NOPE.
ABOUT MY FACE?
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106. WE DON'T REALLY CARE.
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107. HEY, ZORAK.
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108. AHH...
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109. ANYBODY ELSE HAVE
ANY QUESTIONS FOR DENIS?
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110. ANYONE?
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111. ANYONE?
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112. ANYONE?
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113. TRY THIS ONE.
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114. "NICE JACKET, FONZIE."
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115. AND YOU WANT ME TO SAY THIS?
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116. OUT LOUD? TO DENIS?
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117. GO ON.
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118. I DON'T THINK SO.
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119. GRRR! SIT ON IT!
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120. HEY, LAY OFF.
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121. THAT'S MY ARCH ENEMY, DENIS.
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122. WHO ARE YOUR ARCH ENEMIES?
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123. AND DON'T SAY ME.
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124. YOU.
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125. ME?
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126. ME?
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127. SHH. ONE MORE.
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128. UH-OH.
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129. EW.
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130. ASIDE FROM YOU,
UH, DR. KATZ, ANOTHER
ANIMATED FIGURE.
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131. WHY DON'T YOU JUST
LAUNCH HIM INTO THE
DEEP RECESSES OF SPACE?
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132. IF I COULD...
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133. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE A SMOKER.
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134. WHO'S THE LAST PERSON
YOU—YOU LAUNCHED
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135. INTO THE DEEP RECESSES
OF... OF SPACE?
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136. MY FRIEND EDWARD.
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137. WHY COULDN'T YOU DO
THAT WITH, SAY, CELINE DION?
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138. OH, NO! I DON'T THINK EDWARD
WOULD APPROVE OF THAT.
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139. NOT EXTREMELY POWERFUL,
I MUST SAY.
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140. I BEAT UP
CHARLTON HESTON ONCE.
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141. WHEN?
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142. OVER THE HOLIDAYS.
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143. IN YOUR
ONE-DIMENSIONAL WORLD,
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144. YOU BEAT UP
CHARLTON HESTON.
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145. YEAH. I HIT HIM OVER
THE HEAD WITH SOME BOOKS.
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146. SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY BRAGGING
ABOUT BEATING UP A MAN
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147. WHO MUST BE IN
HIS LATE EIGHTIES.
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148. IS THAT CORRECT?
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149. WELL, LATE EIGHTIES,
EARLY NINETIES.
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150. DO YOU HAVE
ANY FARMER STUFF?
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151. NO.
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152. YOU HAVE ANY
ASTRONAUT STUFF?
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153. UH...
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154. YOU HAVE
ANY MELBA TOAST?
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155. 'CAUSE THAT'S
WHAT I WANT.
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156. I GOT—
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157. I'D ALSO LIKE
AN ARMY OF RABBITS,
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158. SOME TAR, A BLACK HAT,
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159. A BOOK ABOUT LIGHTNING,
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160. A MAGICAL FOREST
MADE OF RAINBOWS,
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161. BRAK!
YES?
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162. HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO PAY FOR ALL THIS?
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163. WITH ROCKS.
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164. I HOPE YOU DIE
BEFORE YOUR WEDDING!
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165. WHAT?
I'M NOT GETTING MAR—
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166. I GUESS MY GREATEST FEAR
WOULD BE TO FIND MYSELF
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167. HOPELESSLY ATTRACTED
TO ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS.
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168. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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169. THAT'LL BE $10.
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170. GET OFF.
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171. YOU CAN OWE ME.
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172. DENIS, WHAT'S
YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
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173. PROBABLY HAVING TO HAVE
MY OWN SHOW ON... PRIME CABLE.
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174. HEY, DO YOU WANT
TO MOVE IN WITH ME?
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175. NO, THANK YOU.
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176. WELL, THEN, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO HELP OUT
AROUND THE SET?
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177. NO. THAT'S OK.
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178. YOU SURE?
YUP.
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179. MAYBE YOU COULD
OVERCOME YOUR FEARS.
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180. I REALLY HAVE
A PACKED SCHEDULE.
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181. WE'VE GOT SOME EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEWS COMING UP.
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182. YEAH, I'VE GOT—
WITH WHO?
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183. MY FRIEND EDWARD.
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184. YEAH? AND WHO ELSE?
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185. UH...
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186. DENIS LEARY.
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187. THAT'S RIGHT.
DENIS LEARY.
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188. THANK YOU, ZORAK.
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189. MM-HMM.
YOU CAN OWE ME.
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190. LOTS OF BIG NAMES.
YUP.
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191. BIG STUFF GOING ON HERE.
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192. HEY. WEREN'T
WE SUPPOSED TO—
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193. AND SO, KIDS, THAT'S THE STORY
OF HOW I SAVED CHRISTMAS.
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194. NOW GET BACK TO WORK,
YOU FAT HUMPS!
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195. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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196. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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197. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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