Space Ghost Coast to Coast 5x12

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Moltar beats the crap out of Space Ghost in a fist fight, and then jumps up and down on his back. Later, Zorak sits on Space Ghost's lap and demands $10 for "special services".

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1. HANG ON, ZORAK. HANG—

2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

4. MOLTAR, HOW ARE YOU?

5. THIS IS HOW I AM, DENIS.

6. I'M DESTROYING THE PLANET.

7. GET OUT OF HERE.

8. YEAH. AND I'M HAVING A SALE, TOO.

9. 7 MINUTES, 27 SECONDS UNTIL TOTAL DEVASTATION.

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

11. YOU KNOW, YOU OVERSTEP YOUR BOUNDARIES

12. WHEN IT COMES TO POWER.

13. HOW ABOUT A FREE KICK IN THE THROAT?

14. SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

15. BAH!

16. HA HA HA!

17. MOLTAR, ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY THE—

18. OHHH. ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER TOTAL DEVASTATION SALE?

19. YUP. EVERYTHING MUST GO.

20. I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!

21. WOW! DENIS LEARY!

22. I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR MOVIES.

23. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

24. I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE VERY GOOD.

25. WHAT DID YOU THINK?

26. EW! GET OFF MY BACK!

27. OH! OH, SORRY.

28. GET OFF MY HEAD!

29. HEH HEH HEH.

30. THIS IS GOING IN YOUR FILE.

31. HELLO. I'M SPACE GHOST.

32. AND I'M ZORAK.

33. NOBODY CARES WHO YOU ARE, ZORAK.

34. MAN... YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THAT.

35. OK, OK. EVERYBODY PIPE DOWN.

36. GUEST IS HERE. IT'S INTERVIEW TIME.

37. I LIKE THAT THAT HAPPENED.

38. I'M GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN.

39. AHH!

40. DENIS?

41. HI, HOW ARE YA?

42. GOOD! GOOD! AND YOU?

43. OH, OK. GOOD.

44. MMM...

45. AHH. THERE WE ARE.

46. DENIS, ARE YOU A LEPRECHAUN?

47. NO, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LEPRECHAUNS.

48. OH! YEAH, YEAH, I WAS GOING TO SAY.

49. MM-HMM?

50. UH, OK, THEN.

51. WELL, THAT'S ALL I GOT. WE DONE HERE?

52. UH, I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.

53. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF TAKING A VACATION AND—

54. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

55. SAY, WHAT'S THIS THING?

56. DON'T TOUCH IT. IT'S MINE.

57. WHEN DID YOU GET THIS?

58. I'VE HAD IT.

59. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WAS A SYNTHESIZER!

60. IT HAS SAMPLES!

61. HEY, GET OUT OF THERE. SCOOT OVER.

62. HEY. QUIT SHOVING!

63. Space Ghost: MINE! MY TURN!

64. JERK.

65. UH... YOU ASKED ME TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW, SO I—

66. Space Ghost: I DID?

67. OH, YEAH!

68. I'M ACTUALLY DOING THIS AS A SORT OF A, UH, PAYBACK

69. FOR MY KIDS 'CAUSE THEY'RE BIG FANS OF YOUR SHOW.

70. I DON'T REALLY WATCH THE SHOW. I'M NOT A BIG FAN.

71. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT FUNNY, QUITE FRANKLY.

72. WELL, MY KIDS WATCH THE SHOW,

73. SO I'M ON THE SHOW BECAUSE IT'LL PLEASE MY KIDS.

74. YEAH.

75. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

76. I THINK THE UNIVERSE KNOWS WHO I AM, SPACE GHOST.

77. THE WHO DO YOU THINK THE UNIVERSE KNOWS I AM, DENIS?

78. YOU'RE SPACE GHOST, AND I'M DENIS LEARY, OF COURSE—

79. MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

80. PHFFFT! MASTER?

81. I KNOW ONE OR TWO GUYS WHO MIGHT DISAGREE WITH YOU...

82. Master.

83. LIKE WHO?

84. UH! YODA.

85. OK. WHO ELSE ON THE LIST?

86. STAR WARS.

87. OK, SO LET'S SAY THAT I'M, UH... MASTER—

88. YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT A LEPRECHAUN?

89. I'M TOO TALL TO BE A LEPRECHAUN.

90. OK, OK.

91. 'CAUSE I WAS GOING TO SAY,

92. YOU'RE THE WORST LEPRECHAUN THAT WE'VE—

93. LOOK! LOOK. HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE.

94. HOLD ON.

95. YOU HAVE MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM?

96. SOMEBODY'S BUYING IT.

97. HAVE YOU ANY DANGEROUSLY SEQUINNED HOT PANTS?

98. UM... NO.

99. PERCHANCE A SCENTED THONG?

100. I HAVE SOME UNDERWEAR THAT'S SCENTED,

101. BUT... I DON'T THINK IT'S WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

102. OH-HO... GORGEOUS.

103. HEY, DENIS.

104. NOTICE ANYTHING... DIFFERENT?

105. NOPE. ABOUT MY FACE?

106. WE DON'T REALLY CARE.

107. HEY, ZORAK.

108. AHH...

109. ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR DENIS?

110. ANYONE?

111. ANYONE?

112. ANYONE?

113. TRY THIS ONE.

114. "NICE JACKET, FONZIE."

115. AND YOU WANT ME TO SAY THIS?

116. OUT LOUD? TO DENIS?

117. GO ON.

118. I DON'T THINK SO.

119. GRRR! SIT ON IT!

120. HEY, LAY OFF.

121. THAT'S MY ARCH ENEMY, DENIS.

122. WHO ARE YOUR ARCH ENEMIES?

123. AND DON'T SAY ME.

124. YOU.

125. ME?

126. ME?

127. SHH. ONE MORE.

128. UH-OH.

129. EW.

130. ASIDE FROM YOU, UH, DR. KATZ, ANOTHER ANIMATED FIGURE.

131. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LAUNCH HIM INTO THE DEEP RECESSES OF SPACE?

132. IF I COULD...

133. OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE A SMOKER.

134. WHO'S THE LAST PERSON YOU—YOU LAUNCHED

135. INTO THE DEEP RECESSES OF... OF SPACE?

136. MY FRIEND EDWARD.

137. WHY COULDN'T YOU DO THAT WITH, SAY, CELINE DION?

138. OH, NO! I DON'T THINK EDWARD WOULD APPROVE OF THAT.

139. NOT EXTREMELY POWERFUL, I MUST SAY.

140. I BEAT UP CHARLTON HESTON ONCE.

141. WHEN?

142. OVER THE HOLIDAYS.

143. IN YOUR ONE-DIMENSIONAL WORLD,

144. YOU BEAT UP CHARLTON HESTON.

145. YEAH. I HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH SOME BOOKS.

146. SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY BRAGGING ABOUT BEATING UP A MAN

147. WHO MUST BE IN HIS LATE EIGHTIES.

148. IS THAT CORRECT?

149. WELL, LATE EIGHTIES, EARLY NINETIES.

150. DO YOU HAVE ANY FARMER STUFF?

151. NO.

152. YOU HAVE ANY ASTRONAUT STUFF?

153. UH...

154. YOU HAVE ANY MELBA TOAST?

155. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

156. I GOT—

157. I'D ALSO LIKE AN ARMY OF RABBITS,

158. SOME TAR, A BLACK HAT,

159. A BOOK ABOUT LIGHTNING,

160. A MAGICAL FOREST MADE OF RAINBOWS,

161. BRAK! YES?

162. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR ALL THIS?

163. WITH ROCKS.

164. I HOPE YOU DIE BEFORE YOUR WEDDING!

165. WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING MAR—

166. I GUESS MY GREATEST FEAR WOULD BE TO FIND MYSELF

167. HOPELESSLY ATTRACTED TO ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS.

168. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

169. THAT'LL BE $10.

170. GET OFF.

171. YOU CAN OWE ME.

172. DENIS, WHAT'S YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

173. PROBABLY HAVING TO HAVE MY OWN SHOW ON... PRIME CABLE.

174. HEY, DO YOU WANT TO MOVE IN WITH ME?

175. NO, THANK YOU.

176. WELL, THEN, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP OUT AROUND THE SET?

177. NO. THAT'S OK.

178. YOU SURE? YUP.

179. MAYBE YOU COULD OVERCOME YOUR FEARS.

180. I REALLY HAVE A PACKED SCHEDULE.

181. WE'VE GOT SOME EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS COMING UP.

182. YEAH, I'VE GOT— WITH WHO?

183. MY FRIEND EDWARD.

184. YEAH? AND WHO ELSE?

185. UH...

186. DENIS LEARY.

187. THAT'S RIGHT. DENIS LEARY.

188. THANK YOU, ZORAK.

189. MM-HMM. YOU CAN OWE ME.

190. LOTS OF BIG NAMES. YUP.

191. BIG STUFF GOING ON HERE.

192. HEY. WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO—

193. AND SO, KIDS, THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW I SAVED CHRISTMAS.

194. NOW GET BACK TO WORK, YOU FAT HUMPS!

195. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

196. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

197. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—