1. HE'S BRASH, HE'S BOLD,
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2. AND HE TAKES NO PRISONERS,
EXCEPT FOR MOLTAR AND ZORAK.
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3. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
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4. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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5. THIS RAY
HAS YOUR NAME ON IT,
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6. BUT ONLY
IF YOUR NAME
IS DESTRUCTO—
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7. PETER DESTRUCTO.
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8. HIS NAME?
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9. SPACE GHOST.
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10. YES, HE'S SPACE GHOST,
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11. AND HE'S YOUR NEW WORLDWIDE
MARKETING TOOL 2000.
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12. WHEN IT COMES
TO YOUR PRODUCT OR BUSINESS,
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13. HE'S YOUR
SPACE-AGE PACKHORSE.
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14. SADDLE ME UP,
AND RIDE ME
INTO THE FUTURE.
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15. HI. I'M DAVID CALDWELL.
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16. GET READY FOR
THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME.
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17. David Caldwell: WELCOME
TO GHOST PLANET INDUSTRIES—
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18. GATEWAY TO HUMOR
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19. FOR LITERALLY HUNDREDS
OF TELEVISION VIEWERS.
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20. IT ALL STARTS WITH
THE SPACE GHOST FROM
COAST TO COAST WRITERS.
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21. HERE THEY ARE HARD AT WORK,
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22. FINE-TUNING A SCRIPT
FOR AN UPCOMING EPISODE.
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23. WE'D BETTER
LEAVE THEM TO THEIR WORK.
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24. THEY'VE GOT
MORE COMEDY TO WRITE.
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25. EACH OF THE JOKES WRITTEN
BY THE COMEDY WRITING TEAM
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26. ARE FACTORY TESTED IN
A G.P.I. RESEARCH LABORATORY
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27. USING RANDOMLY SELECTED
FOCUS GROUP VIEWERS.
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28. THAT'S NOT MY HAND.
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29. IT'S MY PINCER.
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30. OOH, THAT LINE
NEEDS A LITTLE REWORKING.
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31. THAT'S NOT MY HAND.
IT'S MY BUTT.
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32. IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'VE GOT A WINNER.
WE'LL TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
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33. AT THE MAKING OF
SPACE GHOST FROM COAST
TO COAST IN A MOMENT,
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34. BUT FIRST...
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35. IT'S A BRAND-NEW WORLD.
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36. EVERYTHING YOU WEAR...
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37. THE SNEAKERS
ON YOUR FEET—BRANDED,
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38. THE HAT ON YOUR HEAD—
BRANDED.
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39. HOW ABOUT
THE COFFEE YOU DRINK?
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40. ALL BRANDED.
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41. IT'S TIME FOR ME AND YOU
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42. TO LEARN A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT BRANDING.
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43. SPACE GHOST, DO YOU MEAN
BRANDING WITH A HOT IRON?
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44. HA HA HA.
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45. NO, MOLTAR.
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46. NOT T TYPE
OF BRANDING.
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47. THEN TELL US,
SPACE GHOST,
WHAT'S BRANDING?
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48. HERE. LET ME EXPLAIN.
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49. LET'S SAY YOU HAVE
A ROWBOAT, A COW,
AND THE BIG MAN.
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50. YOU MEAN
CLARENCE CLEMONS?
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51. OF COURSE.
NOW, THE COW
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52. WANTS TO
TRANSPORT CLARENCE
ACROSS THE RIVER,
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53. BUT REMEMBER,
THE COW IS ON FIRE
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54. AND CLARENCE
HAS NO HANDS OR BUCKET,
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55. SO HE HAS
TO UTILIZE HIS HOOKS
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56. AND THE MIGHTY POWER
OF HIS SAXOPHONE.
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57. SPACE GHOST
IS TALKING ABOUT THE 3 Rs—
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58. RELIABILITY, RATINGS,
AND DELIVERY.
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59. LET'S START
WITH "R" NUMBER ONE...
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60. BASED ON OUR ANALYSIS
OF RELATIVE PRICE
VALUE FACTORS,
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61. SUBJECTIVE HOSTED-PRODUCT
PLACEMENT DECISIONS
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62. VERSUS GENERIC YIELD
ACCEPTABILITY,
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63. OUR DIRECTLY-LINKED-TO-NETWORK
PROGRAMMING IDENTITY,
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64. AND THE INVESTMENT
IN DEMOGRAPHIC-ICON
SYNERGISTICALITY.
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65. IT'S THAT SIMPLE
AND THAT HARD.
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66. LET'S LOOK AT "R" NUMBER 2.
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67. WHAT'S THE REAL
POWER OF ME?
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68. SPACE GHOST
IS TALKING ABOUT THE...
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69. REMEMBER, POWER
IS NOT A DIRTY WORD.
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70. IN A MOMENT,
WE'LL TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
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71. AT SPACE GHOST
AS A FEATURE BENEFIT MODEL.
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72. I'M STARTING
WITH THE MAN
IN THE MIRROR.
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73. BUT FIRST, THIS...
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74. AN INTEGRAL
ELEMENT OF THE SUCCESS
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75. THAT IS SPACE GHOST
FROM COAST TO COAST
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76. IS THE REMARKABLE
CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS.
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77. HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK
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78. AT AN UPCOMING INTERVIEW
WITH THE ONE AND ONLY
TONY BENNETT.
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79. GREETINGS...
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80. NOW LET'S JOIN SPACE GHOST
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81. AND THE STAR OF CARPOOL
AND BIG BUL TOM ARNOLD.
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82. ACTUALLY, THAT SECOND SHOW
WAS CALLED TOM.
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83. THIS SHOW IS CALLED
THE TOM SHOW,
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84. WHICH IS
DIFFERENT THAN THAT
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85. BECAUSE I THINK
IT'S EASIER TO FIND
IN THE TV GUIDE.
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86. YOU SHOULD
CALL IT TOMMY.
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87. I THOUGHT OF THAT.
MY GRANDMA THOUGHT
OF THAT, BUT, YOU KNOW—
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88. HOW ABOUT
TOM TOM THE TOM?
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89. WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN,
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90. TOM TOM THE TOM?
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91. NO. TOM TOM
THE TOM TOM...
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92. TOM.
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93. THAT'S—THAT'S GOOD.
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94. I MEAN... THAT'S—
THAT'S—THAT'S OK.
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95. HEY! MOLTAR,
PUT YOUR PANTS ON
AND DIRECT THE SHOW!
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96. GET LOST, MAN!
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97. LET'S STOP HERE.
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98. WE DON'T WANT
TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY.
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99. NOW LET'S LISTEN
AS SPACE GHOST
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100. TELLS US ABOUT
SOME OF HIS UPCOMING GUESTS.
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101. RAP GROUP
AFRO-PLANE,
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102. FEMALE KATHY KINNEY,
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103. GINNY, THE DOG
WHO SAVES CATS,
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104. DINNER & A MOVIE
HOSTS PAUL
AND ANNABELLE...
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105. OH, HEY THERE.
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106. HOW YOU DOING,
SPACE GHOST?
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107. FROM THE POP GROUP
THEY MIGHT
BE GIANTS—
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108. JOHN FLANSBURGH,
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109. AND SPECIAL
SURPRISE GUEST,
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110. WILLIAM, THE KING
OF IMAGINATION.
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111. MY NAME IS WILLIAM.
I AM THE KING
OF IMAGINATION.
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112. I AM A MODERN WIZARD
IN TRAINING.
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113. SPORTING GOODS...
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114. TENNIS, ANYONE?
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115. PSYCHIC ADVISOR...
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116. ONLY I CAN SEE
YOUR FUTURE.
I'VE BEEN THERE.
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117. DERMATOLOGICAL CREAMS
AND JELLIES...
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118. WOW! LOOK OUT,
GIRLS.
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119. WHO CAN TURN
THE WORLD ON WITH A SMILE?
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120. SPACE GHOST.
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121. WHO CAN TAKE A NOTHING DAY
AND SUDDENLY MAKE IT
ALL SEEM WORTHWHILE?
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122. YOU KNOW WHO.
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123. THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YOU, TOO,
CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE
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124. OF THIS MANLY
LANTERN-LIKE JAW.
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125. I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
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126. Space Ghost:
HUH? THERE YOU GO.
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127. JUST THINK OF
HOW EXCITING YOUR NEXT
CORPORATE RETREAT WILL BE
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128. WITH A SPECIAL APPEARANCE
BY THE MAN HIMSELF.
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129. SPACE GHOST.
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130. HERE'S A SAMPLE.
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131. GREETINGS,
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132. HEATING AND COOLING
FIXTURES EXECUTIVES
OF AMERICA.
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133. CLIMATE CONTROL.
AM I RIGHT?
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134. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
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135. SPACE GHOST
CAN ALSO TAKE CARE OF
ALL YOUR LANDSCAPING NEEDS,
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136. HOME OR OFFICE.
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137. DYING OUT HERE. CAN
I GET A GLASS OF WATER?
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138. IMAGINE THE ENVY OF
YOUR BUSINESS COMPETITORS...
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139. OH, MY CAPE! AAH!
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140. WHEN THEY SEE SPACE GHOST
BUSH-HOGGING YOUR SHRUBBERY.
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141. YOU'RE STILL NOT CONVINCED?
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142. FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY,
IF YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE
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143. OF THE POWER
OF THE SPACE GHOST,
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144. YOU'LL RECEIVE
THIS DELUXE CANISTER SET.
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145. THINK OF IT,
A DASHING SUPERHERO
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146. AND A DELUXE CANISTER SET.
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147. AVAILABLE
THIS CALENDAR YEAR.
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148. AND ALSO, THIS SHINY OBJECT.
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149. YOU HEARD RIGHT.
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150. A DASHING SUPERHERO,
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151. A DELUXE CANISTER SET,
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152. AND A SHINY OBJECT,
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153. ALL IN ONE
OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD PACKAGE.
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154. OOH, AND, HEY,
LOOK AT THIS.
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155. OW! HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
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156. I WONDER.
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157. NOW LOOK OVER HERE.
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158. ZORAK IS IN
THE RECORDING STUDIO
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159. ABOUT TO RECORD
THOSE FUNNY LINES
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160. THAT THE WRITERS
WERE WRITING EARLIER.
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161. LET'S LISTEN.
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162. THAT'S NOT MY HAND.
IT'S YOUR BUTT.
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163. NO, NO, NO. "MY BUTT."
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164. WELL, THAT'S
WHAT I'M SAYING,
"IT'S YOUR BUTT."
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165. NO, IT'S NOT "YOUR BUTT."
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166. "MY BUTT."
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167. THAT'S WHAT
I JUST SAID,
"YOUR BUTT."
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168. "MY BUTT"!
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169. SO... YOUR BUTT.
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170. JUST DO THE LINE.
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171. FROM THERE, THE TAPES
ARE PUT IN A MAGIC CLOSET
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172. WHERE THEY WILL SIT
FOR 3 MAGICAL DAYS.
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173. AFTER THIS
MAGICAL WAITING PERIOD,
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174. THE TAPES
ARE THEN PUT SOMEWHERE,
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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175. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT
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176. SPACE GHOST IS YOUR TICKET
TO A SOLID FINANCIAL FUTURE.
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177. YOUR OPPORTUNITY
IS UNLIMITED.
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178. FERMEZ
LA BOUCHE.
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179. HA HA HA.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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180. IT MEANS
SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
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181. BUT I'M NOT
EVEN ON YOUR PLANET.
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182. WHO ARE YOU?
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183. AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE,
LIFE ON THE GHOST PLANET
IS REALLY FUN,
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184. AND YOU CAN BE
A PART OF THAT FUN.
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185. LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.
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186. OH, HO, YEAH.
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187. Space Ghost:
DRINK THIS JUICE.
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188. IT'S GOOD STUFF.
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189. WHEN IT COMES TIME
TO ALLOCATE YOUR
ADVERTISING DOLLARS
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190. AND/OR TO MAKE
YOUR ENDORSEMENT
SELECTIONS,
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191. PLEASE LET
THE SPACE GHOST
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192. BE A PART OF
THE FUTURE OF YOU.
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193. WHY?
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194. BECAUSE SPACE GHOST
FROM COAST TO COAST IS...
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195. OH, THAT
MAKES SENSE,
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196. EVEN TO
A BRASH SUPERHERO
SUCH AS ME!
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197. THAT'S RIGHT, S.G.
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198. THAT'S RIGHT, MOLTAR.
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199. THAT'S RIGHT,
SPACE GHOST.
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200. THAT'S RIGHT, ZORAK.
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201. THAT'S RIGHT,
SPACE GHOST,
ZORAK, AND MOLTAR.
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202. THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS.
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203. I GUESS THAT'S WHY
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204. WE CALL SPACE GHOST
FROM COAST TO COAST...
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205. SO, WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?
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206. HA HA. HECK, I DON'T KNOW.
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207. BUT THIS IS ONE CRAZY SHOW.
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208. AND I'M DICK DICKENBACH.
BYE, NOW.
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209. ♪ AH, AH
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210. HELLO. I'M SPACE GHOST.
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211. MY GUESTS ARE THE WINNERS
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212. OF THE HAIKUING
FOR SPACE GHOST CONTEST,
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213. RYAH ROSENBERG
AND SEAN MEDLOCK.
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214. ZORAK,
PLAY ME TO THE DESK,
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215. AND LET'S GET THIS
OVER WITH.
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216. NOW LET'S MEET
OUR FIRST WINNER,
RYAH ROSENBERG.
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217. HEY, GREAT TO BE HERE.
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218. TELL US
A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
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219. I AM FROM PHOENIX, ARIZONA—
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220. OK, READ YOUR THING.
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221. ALL RIGHT.
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222. MY WINNING HAIKU
WENT SOMETHING
LIKE THIS...
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223. I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.
LET ME ON YOUR SHOW.
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224. I WANT A DAY OFF
FROM SCHOOL.
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225. MOLTAR, SEND OUT
THE OTHER ONE.
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226. WHOOPS.
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227. HA HA. WHOOPS.
HA HA. WHOOPS.
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228. Space Ghost: MOLTAR,
SEND OUT THE OTHER ONE!
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229. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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230. OK, MEDLOCK,
READ YOUR DEAL.
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231. I HOPE I DON'T WIN.
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232. THE RULES SAY
TO BRING A FRIEND.
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233. I DON'T HAVE ANY.
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234. YOU WON FOR THAT?
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235. MM-HMM. KIND OF
SURPRISING, ISN'T IT?
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236. YUP. GOOD NIGHT,
EVERYBODY.
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237. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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238. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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239. Space Ghost:
THIS IS THE END OF THE SHOW.
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