1. Greetings. This is tansut welcoming
you to another edition of space
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2. ghost coast to coast.
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3. Tonight, Space Ghost yuks it up
with reggae roustabout Jimmy cliff
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4. and musician Jack Logan.
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5. Did I read that right?
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6. "Yuk." What does that mean?
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7. Maybe I could just amend it right here.
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8. Uh, no? Uh, keep on going?
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9. And now, a grown man in leotards,
and I think he feels pretty sassy about it
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10. Space Ghost!
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11. Greetings, citizens. I'm Space Ghost.
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12. On my show tonight, I'll be probing...
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13. A couple of topnotch musicians
to find out what makes them tick.
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14. Tick?
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15. Yes, tick.
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16. Tick, you say?
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17. Yes, zorak. Tick.
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18. I got it.
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19. Good.
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20. That's strange.
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21. The desk seems much higher tonight, unless...
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22. Hey, who's been messing with my chair?
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23. This seat is still warm.
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24. Zorak, were you sitting in my chair?
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25. It's not sticky, is it?
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26. Uh, no.
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27. No, then.
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28. I don't believe you.
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29. I'm Egyptian.
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30. Oh, no, you're not.
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31. Listen, zorak, the chair's still warm,
so I know it had to be you or Moltar.
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32. It wasn't me, friend.
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33. Oh, yeah?
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34. Uh... I don't know. Whatever.
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35. Moltar, were you sitting in my chair?
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36. I'm Egyptian.
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37. Oh, hush.
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38. Moltar!
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39. Space Ghost.
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40. Were you sitting in my chair?
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41. I was.
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42. Were you?
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43. What are you talking about?
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44. I'm not talking about anything.
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45. I'm asking you if you were sitting here.
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46. Oh, ok.
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47. So, were you or not?
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48. In your chair, right?
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49. Right.
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50. That's what I thought.
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51. Tick, you say?
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52. That's right, zorak. Tick.
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53. Like a time bomb tick?
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54. No. More like my Mickey mouse watch.
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55. A nice tick.
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56. Time bombs are nice.
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57. Tick, tick, tick, boom! Tick,
tick... Hey, Space Ghost.
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58. What is it, Moltar?
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59. You know, there's also an insect called a tick.
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60. It's small, but can cause a very grave illness.
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61. Illness is bad.
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62. It's actually a parasite, which means it receives
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63. nourishment from its host... Yes,
thank you, Moltar.
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64. Anyway, on tonight's program, singer/songwriter/
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65. swimming pool motor repairman Jack
Logan is here, along with bongo man/
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66. something else probably
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67. reggae legend Jimmy cliff.
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68. Now, that's a lot of ss.
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69. S... S... Moltar, I think there's
something wrong with my sibilance.
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70. S-sibilance.
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71. Sibilance.
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72. S-s-s-sibilance.
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73. Hi, Jimmy.
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74. Hi.
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75. I'm so tired.
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76. I haven't slept a wink.
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77. Oh... Um, wonderful.
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78. Ladies and gentlemen, reggae legend Jimmy cliff.
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79. Welcome to my show, o bongo man.
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80. All right. Thank you.
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81. You're welcome.
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82. So, what do you think of the big show?
Pretty fancy, eh?
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83. Very interesting.
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84. Hmm. Interesting good,
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85. or interesting bad?
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86. So far, so good.
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87. Still enjoying myself.
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88. Enjoying yourself good, or enjoying yourself bad?
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89. Yes. Ha ha.
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90. Ha ha. I see.
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91. Now, Jimmy, my belly is full, but I'm hungry.
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92. Uh-huh.
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93. And a hungry man is an angry man.
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94. Good. All right, I'll remember that.
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95. Good. All right, I'll remember that.
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96. So, James, tell me everything
you've been doing lately.
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97. I've been recording... Ok.
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98. For my new album.
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99. Ok.
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100. I've been writing... Ok.
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101. And I've been doing a few shows...
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102. Ok.
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103. Particularly in South America.
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104. No kidding? South America?
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105. Uh-huh.
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106. I love South America.
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107. You know, Jimmy, that's the land
of the great delta blues men.
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108. You know, muddy rivers,
crewcut Johnson, blind orange Julius.
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109. All the great blues men are from South America.
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110. My new album is called higher and higher.
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111. All rightie.
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112. It's a mixture carry me home to my kin.
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113. Singing songs about the southland.
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114. I miss alabam-ee once again.
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115. Turn it up.
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116. Jimmy, can I ask you something?
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117. Uh-huh.
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118. It's a question. Is that ok?
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119. Yes.
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120. Do you think I'm Irish?
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121. Give thewhat?
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122. Do you think I'm Irish?
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123. Irie.
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124. Irie, yes. Do you think I'm irie?
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125. You're very well on your way, yes.
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126. Is that good? I don't
actually know what irie means.
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127. All I know is that it has something
to do with Saint Patrick's day
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128. and that I'm supposed to
wear my green cape that day.
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129. Irie...
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130. Is to rule... one's internal.
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131. Is to rule... one's internal.
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132. I'm in touch with the beat of the Caribbean.
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133. So irie means "I rule I internally."
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134. Hey, zorak, guess what. I'm irie.
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135. Guess what. You're an idiot.
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136. How about zorak, Jimmy?
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137. I figure with that green shell,
he's got to have some irie blood in him.
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138. Well, let's see. There's my calculator collection,
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139. my autographed copy of the Celestine prophecy,
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140. a sleeve or two of oreos,
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141. and a box of kleenex.
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142. Well, how about you?
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143. What do you keep underneath your bed?
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144. Oh, magazines wrapped in plastic...
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145. Of dead people.
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146. That's awesome.
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147. Dead people crack me up.
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148. Hey, Jack, you know what?
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149. What's that?
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150. Sometimes I like to wrap myself up in plastic.
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151. Oh, I got to be going.
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152. My next guest sings songs
about motors and sprockets,
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153. and we couldn't be happier to have him here.
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154. Identify yourself, please.
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155. Jack Logan motor repairman, singer.
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156. Welcome, Jack.
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157. Great to be here, Space Ghost.
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158. Let me begin with a serious question, Jackie boy.
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159. Ok. Yeah, sure.
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160. How about this pantsuit I'm sporting?
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161. Rather smart-looking, is it not?
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162. Is that the same one, or do you have,
like, a big closet full of them,
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163. or how does that work?
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164. I have several, and I rotate.
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165. I thought so.
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166. I didn't know if that was some
special material that deflects dirt.
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167. Oh, but it is.
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168. It's a space-age material called spandex.
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169. Spanha ha. Ok.
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170. And the shape of your head is amazing.
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171. Like a bullet.
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172. Yeah.
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173. It intimidates.
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174. Yeah. I can see why. It's
intimidating but very attractive.
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175. You find my jaw attractive?
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176. Yeah, yeah. Very strong.
You know, I've got, like, Clay.
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177. You know, it just looks like,
you know, a very weak chin,
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178. you know, it just looks like,
you know, a very weak chin,
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179. and, so, you know, I'm a little jealous.
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180. You like my cut, do you?
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181. Your cut?
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182. Yes. I'm cut like a rock.
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183. You are. You're very solid.
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184. Dense, like a loaf of Turkey roll.
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185. All muscle, too, I bet.
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186. I'll take that bet.
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187. Oh, go tune yourself, zorak.
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188. I'm Egyptian.
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189. Pay no attention to him, Jack.
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190. He's evil.
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191. Well, he's kind of here against his will, right?
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192. Yes, he is. He and Moltar were very bad,
and I lock them up.
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193. Have you met Moltar?
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194. Yeah. I've seen him.
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195. He's very quiet, isn't he?
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196. Ha ha. A little slow upstairs.
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197. Hey!
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198. But enough about them.
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199. We were talking about my chin.
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200. Do you have a ray that can tighten up my chin
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201. and take some off the nose?
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202. Silly citizen, rays are for superheroes.
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203. Ok, well, yeah silly citizen, rays,
rays... are for superheroes.
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204. Ss-ss-ss.
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205. Hey, Moltar, nice work on the sibilance, buddy.
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206. I don't know what you did, but it's much better.
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207. Yeah, I turned the, uh...
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208. Thing.
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209. So, jackaroo, let's take a few
seconds to talk about your new album.
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210. Are you ready?
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211. Begin.
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212. Uh, this is our latest record.
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213. It's been out for about 5 or 6 hey,
Jack Logan, look what I can do.
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214. Wow. Cool.
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215. Yeah, it's quite a rush.
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216. He's a very funny bug.
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217. You think zorak is funny?
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218. Yeah, I think he is. And the little guy, too.
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219. Or is he dead now?
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220. The little dead guy?
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221. No. His little buddy.
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222. Raymond?
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223. Raymond, yeah. Ha ha.
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224. Zorak's nephew.
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225. His nephew, yeah.
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226. History.
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227. Ha ha. Well, I shouldn't have
brought that up. I'm sorry.
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228. I'm not.
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229. Somebody save me.
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230. I'm still alive.
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231. Oh, uh... * La la la la la la la nobody can hear.
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232. ok, Jack Logan, now, do I understand
correctly that in addition to being a
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233. musician, you're also a mechanic?
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234. Right. Uh, yeah.
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235. Have you ever worked on a phantom cruiser?
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236. No, no. I'd be interested to take a crack at one.
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237. Yeah, I've been having some
trouble with the helix compressor.
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238. I think there may be a short
in the binomal oxidation tank,
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239. but I can't seem to get around the nanker valve.
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240. Oh, ok. Ok, yeah.
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241. I think you can bypass that.
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242. I think you can bypass that.
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243. Bypass the nanker valve?
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244. How are we going to bypass the nanker valve?
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245. It's illegal, but, you know,
you can get away with it.
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246. Illegal?
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247. Yeah, yeah.
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248. Excuse me, son, but why would I want to get away
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249. with something that is illegal?
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250. Uh-oh. Hold on. Hold on.
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251. I've got something in my eye.
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252. Stop the show.
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253. What's going on with you, Moltar?
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254. What, you hit your head or something?
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255. I was, uh, out dancing last night...
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