Space Ghost Coast to Coast 4x23

Directed by

Don Kennedy as Tansut (voice)

Space Ghost holds a telethon with the Council of Doom because he's out of money, but ends up losing even more money.

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1. GREETINGS, CITIZENS.

2. I'M SPACE GHOST

3. ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

4. AHEM.

5. WE'RE BROKE. THAT'S RIGHT.

6. IS OUT OF CASH.

7. SO TONIGHT, OUR REGULAR

8. SPACE GHOST TELETHON.

9. IN THE FUTURE,

10. TO PLEASE STAY TUNED.

11. THE GHOST ALIVE!

12. SO, WHAT ARE YOU

13. GETS CANNED?

14. OH, I GOT A FEW IRONS IN THE FIRE.

15. LIKE WHAT?

16. THEY'RE REMAKING MACGYVER,

17. ONLY THIS TIME...

18. HE'S A WOMAN.

19. TALKING ABOUT?

20. A WOMAN.

21. OH. UH, I'M GOING TO GET SOME COFFEE.

22. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEADS, DO YOU?

23. LEAVE ME ALONE!

24. YOU LIAR! LEAVE ME ALONE!

25. YOU MADE THAT UP!

26. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

27. YOU SEE, FOLKS, HIGH-TECH LIKE THIS COSTS MONEY.

28. HOW MUCH? I DON'T KNOW.

29. BUT TRUST ME, IT'S ONE HECK OF A LOT,

30. AND WE'RE WIPED OUT CLEANER

31. THAN A FAT MAN'S EATING HAND.

32. SO I TURN TO YOU, THE VIEWERS,

33. OF NEED.

34. YOUR UNDYING SUPPORT,

35. A JUG O' LOVE FOR ME,

36. AND YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR WHAT I GOT!

37. THIS IS SHAMEFUL, EVEN TO ME.

38. IT'S JUST SO WRONG.

39. AHEM.

40. AHEM!

41. WHY, LOOK, EVERYBODY!

42. IS HERE!

43. THEY'LL BE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR FLOOD OF CALLS.

44. YES. AND EVERY $20 PLEDGE

45. FROM YOURS TRULY!

46. REALLY?

47. YES. COME OVER HERE, TANNY!

48. COME A LITTLE CLOSER.

49. WHAT YOU'VE BEEN EATING ALL DAY!

50. MMM. LIVERWURST. DIVINE!

51. OH, AND THICK-SLICED CROSS CUT OF BOLOGNA.

52. HOW FRAGRANT.

53. OH, YOU...

54. I'D PAY 20 BUCKS TO HEAR LOKAR SHUT UP!

55. YOURSELF, LOVER!

56. IS A MERE $17.5 MILLION.

57. TELL ME, SPACE GHOST, YOU OAFISH, LUNKHEADED CLOD-PATE.

58. AMOUNT OF TIME?

59. YES, INDEEDY!

60. I'M PUTTING MY MONEY WHERE MY MOUTH IS.

61. I'M GOING TO START US OFF

62. FROM THE SALE OF 3 PINTS OF MY SUPER SPACE BLOOD.

63. MOLTAR, LET'S GO TO THE BIG BOARD.

64. WOO WHEE.

65. AND I'M SURE WE'LL BE

66. WITH OUR FIRST PERFORMER,

67. NOW, FOLKS,

68. PETE MICHAEL.

69. Black Widow: OOH! AHH!

70. THANK YOU. GHOST PLANET, HOW ARE YOU?

71. SPACE GHOST, VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.

72. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. YOU, TOO, ZORAK.

73. DON'T YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME!

74. BUT, UH, GHOST PLANET. BOY, THIS IS SOMETHING.

75. I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT A FLIGHT UP HERE.

76. BUT IT'S GREAT TO BE ANYWHERE.

77. I TELL YOU, THE CLUB I WAS WORKING AT LAST WEEK,

78. AT THE HOTEL I WAS STAYING AT.

79. WHAT I DID?

80. AFTER MY SHOW...

81. WENT TO... AH...

82. SORRY.

83. WELL, NOW. WASN'T THAT...

84. PETE MICHAEL, EVERYONE.

85. SPACE GHOST!

86. SOMEBODY JUST CALLED,

87. A BILLION DOLLARS!

88. WHAT'S THEIR NAME?

89. SEYMOUR HEINIE.

90. THANK YOU SO MUCH, SEYMOUR.

91. WELL, I GUESS WE CAN WRAP THINGS UP HERE.

92. YOU IDIOT!

93. IT WAS A PRANK CALL!

94. UH... OH. OH.

95. MY "THANK YOU."

96. COUNCIL, ACCEPT NO MORE CALLS FROM THE HEINIE FAMILY.

97. MOLTAR, NEXT PERFORMER, TOUT SWEETIE!

98. GREETINGS, CITIZEN NEXT PERFORMER.

99. GREETINGS.

100. ARGH! 'TIS A SCURVY PIRATE.

101. Black Widow: AAH! OOH!

102. HE'S NOT A PIRATE, STUPID.

103. ACTUALLY, I'M DRESSED OUT OF THE RENAISSANCE PERIOD...

104. OF ART, LITERATURE,

105. IN EUROPE,

106. DURING THE 14th THROUGH 16th CENTURIES.

107. I DON'T KNOW.

108. WHILE I'M HERE?

109. JUGGLING! OH, BOY! DO IT!

110. DO SOME JUGGLING!

111. Space Ghost: LOOK! HE'S HONESTLY JUGGLING!

112. COME ON, FOLKS. ISN'T A FEW MILLION?

113. OOH, WATCH HIM JUGGLE!

114. Space Ghost: HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

115. JUST WENT DOWN $5.00.

116. UH, I KNOW. I.. JUST RENTED BARB WIRE.

117. I HEAR IT'S AWESOME.

118. OH, I WANT TO SEE THAT.

119. IT'S RATED "R", BRAK.

120. AW, POOP.

121. OH!

122. GREETINGS...

123. CITIZENS!

124. OOPS! OBSCENE BIRD CALL!

125. ENOUGH OXYGEN?

126. LOOK, BIRDMAN,

127. I'M IN THE MIDDLE RIGHT NOW.

128. YOU KNOW, TAD, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S IRONIC

129. THAT WHEN I ASK FOR MONEY, IT'S CALLED BEGGING,

130. DROP TO YOUR KNEES, IT'S CALLED A TELETHON?

131. YEAH. HOW ABOUT THAT? AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?

132. FOR YOUR TELETHON.

133. OF MY SPECIAL GUANO?

134. WITH YOUR MOUTH?

135. THAT'S OKAY, BIRDMAN. I'LL DO IT. I LIKE CORN.

136. I'M OUT OF HERE.

137. UM... UH, LET'S KEEP THINGS MOVING.

138. UH, MOLTAR, HOW ABOUT ANOTHER GUEST?

139. MOLTAR!

140. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S HEAR IT FOR...

141. UH, BOB AND ROBBY.

142. HEY. HOW YOU DOING?

143. UM, YOUR LITTLE FRIEND JUST, UM, TALKED.

144. "LITTLE FRIEND?" WHO'S HE TALKING TO?

145. IT'S A PUPPET! A PUPPET?

146. DID YOU SAY "A PUPPET?"

147. YES. PUPPET.

148. PUPPET. TALK. TALK. TALK. TALK.

149. AAH! THE PUPPET TALKS!

150. AAH! ZORAK, THE PUPPET TALKS!

151. TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK.

152. TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK.

153. 1, 2, 3.

154. AH. BLESS YOU, SANTA. IT'S THE JUGGLER!

155. AAH!

156. OH, BLACK WIDOW,

157. THAT SHRIEKING,

158. AS IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE MORE ANNOYING!

159. NOW, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE HERE.

160. TO STOP THIS,

161. SO, UH, ANY IDEAS?

162. UH, LET IT FALL ON YOUR HEAD.

163. YEAH. DO THAT.

164. MMM, THAT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS.

165. HEY,

166. IN YOUR MOUTH.

167. BUT BE CAREFUL.

168. THERE WE GO.

169. UH, HELLO!

170. COUNCIL OF DOOM, ANY CALLS?

171. NO!

172. WELL, THEN, I GUESS

173. MESSAGES.

174. TELETHONS DON'T HAVE COMMERCIALS.

175. AND BUGS DON'T TALK, ZORAK,

176. SO WELCOME TO THE ASYLUM!

177. AND WE'RE BACK.

178. MOLTAR, HOW ARE THE PHONES?

179. SILENT, LIKE CRABS.

180. YES, LIKE CRABS.

181. TO THE THUMBTACK FACTORY.

182. TO SAVE THIS TURKEY?

183. COUNCIL OF DOOM...

184. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

185. NO. I SHAN'T GIVE YOU A SHEKEL.

186. OOH, NO!

187. OK. HERE'S MY ALLOWANCE.

188. YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY.

189. YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY.

190. YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY.

191. AH, THERE IT IS AGAIN,

192. OF TANSUT'S CHRONIC HALITOSIS!

193. SHUT THAT STENCH-HOLE, OR I SHALL GAG!

194. NONE OF THIS IS REAL.

195. Pete Michael: GHOST PLANET, HOW ARE YOU?

196. SPACE GHOST, VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.

197. PETE MICHAEL, EVERYBODY.

198. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU, TOO, ZORAK.

199. YUCK.

200. BUT, UM... MAN, GHOST PLANET.

201. FINALLY. FINALLY GET TO BE ON GHOST PLANET.

202. PHONES ARE OPEN, FOLKS.

203. I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT A FLIGHT UP HERE.

204. BUT, UH, GOD, I KEEP FORGETTING

205. JEHOVAH WITNESS THING.

206. NICE TRY, FREAK.

207. I'M SORRY. I WAS OFF MY MARK ANYWAY.

208. PHONES ARE OPEN, FOLKS.

209. YOU SEE, THESE DROPS

210. THESE LINES HERE,

211. FOR THIS BIG "H,"

212. BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE HEAVEN IS.

213. WELL, WE CAN DO VIVA LAS VEGAS,

214. BUT WE, UH, I HAVE IT ON CASSETTE.

215. Space Ghost: I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BLAST YOU,

216. BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY CALLS,

217. AND YOU'RE THE NEAREST SCAPEGOAT.

218. OK.

219. WELL, WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY, EXCEPT...

220. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

221. OH, NO!

222. PETE MICHAEL.

223. Pete Michael: THANK YOU.

224. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME!

225. THANK YOU, GHOST PLANET.

226. IT'S GREAT TO SEE EVERYONE— EVEN YOU, ZORAK.

227. SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.

228. PHONES ARE OPEN, FOLKS.

229. GUYS, WE CANNOT FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS.

230. IN BURGER KING.

231. THAT PERSON, OF COURSE, IS...

232. PETE MICHAEL!

233. PETE MICHAEL?

234. YOU, PETE MICHAEL! PETE MICHAEL!

235. KRAMER FROM SEINFELD.

236. Space Ghost: KRAMER!

237. OH BOY, AN IMPRESSION!

238. YOU SEE, HE'S GOING TO ACT LIKE KRAMER FROM SEINFELD,

239. BUT HE'S REALLY NOT.

240. AH, WHAT A GYP.

241. CUCUMBERS.

242. ROUGHAGE.

243. COOL!

244. SO CAN I BUY YOU A PIE?

245. AAH!

246. IN MY HEAD, WHERE IT'S SAFE AND WARM,

247. I'M MAKING LOTS OF MONEY.

248. OH, YES.

249. Pete Michael: I'VE ABSOLUTELY NOBODY LAUGHS.

250. COAST TO COAST.

251. OH, THEY'RE LAUGHING, ALL RIGHT.

252. SPACE GHOST! THERE'S A CALL!

253. IS IT ONE OF THOSE HEINIES?

254. UM, YES.

255. AAH! THAT'S IT!

256. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE!

257. EACH AND EVERY WEEK,

258. AND WHERE DOES IT GET ME?

259. HUMILIATION CITY, POPULATION ONE.

260. LISTEN UP, TV LAND.

261. IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY,

262. I'M... GOING TO...

263. UH... SHOOT BRAK!

264. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BAD!

265. I DON'T WANT TO BE SHOT!

266. WHAT AM I DOING?

267. BRAK, I AM SORRY.

268. IT'S OK, SPACE GHOST.

269. IT IS? WELL, THEN...

270. WAIT! WAIT! DON'T—OW!

271. YOW! THAT SMARTS.

272. THERE! SEE?

273. MADE ME DO?

274. 10...

275. 9... 8...

276. 7...

277. 6...

278. 5... 4...

279. 3... 2... 1!

280. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

281. CELEBRATE!

282. OH, MAMA!

283. COME ON, COME ON.

284. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON COME ON!

285. YES! YES!

286. WH-WH-WHAT?

287. BUT TH-TH-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, MOLTAR, BECAUSE WE...

288. WELL, THE BIG BOARD COST 15 THOU.

289. THEN THERE'S THE ADDED PHONE LINES,

290. TEAMSTERS, CATERING FROM TACO KING.

291. FOR THE COMEDIAN, THAT COST 10 GRAND,

292. PLUS HE TOOK A CAB.

293. GRAPHICS,

294. RENTAL,

295. THE COUNCIL'S FEES,

296. AND, OH YEAH, THE $80,000 MING

297. TO KNOCK OVER.

298. TAKE THIS, MING. I'M SICK OF YOUR DYNASTY!

299. MOLTAR, WHAT'S GOING ON?

300. UM, THEY CUT THE POWER.

301. Space Ghost: HEY, LET'S ALL TAKE OFF OUR MASKS.

302. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

303. —www.ncicap.org—