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2. and U.S. department of education
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3. greetings! I am Space Ghost.
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4. Greetings! I am Space Ghost.
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5. My first guest tonight is the incredible,
the incomparable Steve Allen!
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6. Yes, zorak, Steve Allen!
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7. Steve Allen?
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8. Steve Allen!
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9. Wow, Moltar. How'd you score Steve Allen, anyway?
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10. I threatened to give his
manager a third-degree burn.
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11. Bonus!
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12. Zorak, play me to the desk
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13. What's outside doesn't count.
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14. You truly are a blessin'.
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15. Aw, zorak, that's sweet.
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16. Uh, I'm going to vomit!
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17. Thank you! Thank you!
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18. Thanks so much.
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19. Thank you.
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20. I was just talking to some
of my friends on the street.
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21. Uh-huh.
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22. Do that noise with your armpits.
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23. Is that the noise you mean?
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24. Moltar, what's the holdup?
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25. What are you doing?
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26. Moltar!
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27. Moltar!
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28. Moltar!
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29. Send out the guest.
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30. All right, all right.
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31. Ladies and gentlemen, you've seen him,
you know him, you love him,
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32. you go through a phase where
you don't love him so much
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33. you go through a phase where
you don't love him so much
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34. yet you don't want to hurt him,
so you don't dare tell him of your feelings,
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35. say hello to Steve Allen!
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36. Thank you.
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37. The pleasure's mine, steverino.
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38. Have you met my archenemy zorak?
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39. Zorak?
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40. Hi, Steve. Mind if I snack on your head?
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41. Whoa! Hey, Steve, you hear that?
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42. Ha ha ha ha!
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43. Well, it makes me laugh, as you just saw.
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44. I found it amusing that someone
would want to snack on my head.
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45. There's an old song— * snack on my head—
no, no, I'm sorry.
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46. That's time on my hands.
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47. No, no, no, no, no.
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48. That's right, Steve.
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49. Show him, zorak!
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50. Come on, Steve!
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51. Come on, zorak!
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52. Shut up, Moltar!
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53. We hate you!
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54. You're dumb!
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55. But I was just... No! You're stupid,
so just shut up, stupid!
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56. So, what do you think of my show, Steve?
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57. Well, it's the first of its kind,
and so you're just as good as I am.
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58. I did the first of my kind.
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59. You've done the first of your kind.
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60. All right, then let the record so reflect.
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61. you raise a very sore point.
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62. How do you like that for a snappy comeback?
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63. What are you talking about?
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64. Shut up, zorak!
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65. Shut up!
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66. we're setting up the next bit, so shut up, stupid!
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67. Thank you.
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68. Now it's time for Steve Allen to
do a little bit of his "man on
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69. the street" shtick.
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70. Yes. Of course, I need a street,
and I need at least one man.
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71. Do you have a sample man for me?
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72. Only the samplest. Brak?
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73. Hello, Brak?
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74. Can you hear me?
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75. On the street!
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76. Ha ha ha ha!
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77. Well, I guess that constitutes a yes. Brak?
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78. What?
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79. Oh, boy! Ha ha!
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80. Oh, boy, I get it!
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81. You got it. Good.
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82. Well, don't tell your mother.
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83. Oh, I won't.
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84. Wow! Do you know Brak's language?
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85. Are you surprised to learn
that I actually speak brakese?
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86. Hit me again, steverino.
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87. Oh, that's what she said! Ha ha ha ha!
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88. Ha ha! I'm hip, but this was just
supposed to be between you and me.
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89. You're funny, Steve Allen.
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90. Ok, Brak, and spacey and ghosty and all
the dwarves who are out there today
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91. around the old campfire.
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92. Thank you, Steve Allen
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93. Whoa! Did you hear that?
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94. Yeah, I heard it really loud.
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95. I hit the wrong switch.
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96. Oh, man!
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97. I'm going to do it again.
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98. Oh!
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99. Ha ha ha!
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100. Moltar, what's going on in there?
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101. Oh, uh, Andy dick, coming right up!
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102. Andy dick?
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103. Is that right, Moltar?
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104. Yup, that's right.
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105. We got Andy dick.
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106. Andy dick!
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107. Andy dick?
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108. Why did we get Andy dick?
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109. Shut up!
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110. Shut up, stupid!
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111. We hate you!
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112. Oh, Space Ghost, hello.
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113. So, Andy, did you like our little Andy dick song?
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114. That is sweet, that is sweet.
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115. It's a reprise of the song I can't believe we got
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116. Steve Allen.
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117. Oh, so it's not, uh... It's not that special, then.
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118. No, no, no, it's very special.
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119. You wrote it for Steve Allen,
and then you just inserted my—
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120. it's fine, though, it's fine.
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121. Anyway whoo-hoo! Looks like a feuding's on the way!
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122. That number's been cut!
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123. Look, red, I don't really have a
lot of time to be confrontational
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124. about this, so— you're right.
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125. I don't want to, either, actually,
because I don't have super powers.
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126. That's right, Andy.
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127. You wouldn't stand a chance against
my destructo-ray or my heat ray
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128. or my freeze ray— I know what you have.
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129. I know, I know.
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130. Andy... Ah, that's better.
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131. I have an inviso-belt that I can...
I can turn invisible.
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132. Oh, I'm not wearing it.
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133. Well, maybe it's at home in the magic closet.
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134. Ok, yeah, yeah, you're right,
I don't... I don't have one.
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135. All right, now tell everyone at home.
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136. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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137. Do it!
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138. I don't have an inviso-belt.
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139. Andy, sing your song.
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140. Oh, I have to sing it?
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141. Yes.
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142. Will you sing it with me?
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143. Sing!
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144. Good-bye.
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145. Good night, everybody!
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146. Now dance!
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147. A-5, 6, 7, 8.
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148. How much do you want?
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149. I could go on all day.
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150. Do it all day.
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151. I can do anything. I can shuffle off to buffalo.
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152. Hey, why don't you shuffle off to Mars?
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153. I can't shuffle off too far, though.
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