1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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2. GREETINGS! I AM SPACE GHOST.
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3. MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT
IS THE INCREDIBLE, THE
INCOMPARABLE STEVE ALLEN!
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4. STEVE ALLEN?
IS THAT RIGHT, MOLTAR?
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5. YUP, THAT'S RIGHT.
WE GOT STEVE ALLEN.
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6. STEVE ALLEN?
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7. YES, ZORAK, STEVE ALLEN!
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8. STEVE ALLEN?
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9. STEVE ALLEN?
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10. STEVE ALLEN!
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11. WOW, MOLTAR. HOW'D YOU SCORE
STEVE ALLEN, ANYWAY?
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12. I THREATENED TO GIVE
HIS MANAGER A THIRD-DEGREE BURN.
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13. BONUS!
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14. ZORAK, PLAY ME TO THE DESK—
SOMETHING SNAPPY!
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15. WHAT'S OUTSIDE
DOESN'T COUNT.
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16. YOU TRULY ARE
A BLESSIN'.
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17. AW, ZORAK, THAT'S SWEET.
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18. UH, I'M GOING TO VOMIT!
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19. THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
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20. THANKS SO MUCH.
THANK YOU.
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21. I WAS JUST TALKING
TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS
ON THE STREET.
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22. UH-HUH.
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23. UH, HEY. HEY, THERE!
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24. IS THAT SPACE GHOST?
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25. UH, YES. IT IS I,
SPACE GHOST.
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26. IT'S—IT'S AN HONOR
TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW.
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27. HA HA HA! STEVE.
HA HA HA!
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28. I'M VERY HONORED
TO, UH, PERMIT YOU
TO BE HONORED
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29. BY TALKING TO ME,
SPACEY—ER, GHOSTY.
WHOEVER YOU ARE.
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30. HA HA HA! YEAH.
HA HA HA!
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31. DO THAT NOISE
WITH YOUR ARMPITS.
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32. IS THAT THE NOISE
YOU MEAN?
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33. MOLTAR,
WHAT'S THE HOLDUP?
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34. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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35. MOLTAR!
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36. MOLTAR!
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37. MOLTAR!
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38. MOLTAR!
SEND OUT THE GUEST.
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39. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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40. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOU'VE SEEN HIM,
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41. YOU KNOW HIM, YOU LOVE HIM,
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42. YOU GO THROUGH A PHASE WHERE
YOU DON'T LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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43. YET YOU DON'T WANT TO
HURT HIM, SO YOU DON'T DARE
TELL HIM OF YOUR FEELINGS,
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44. SO YOU MARRY HIM,
YOU BEAR HIS CHILDREN,
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45. AND YOU LIVE OUT THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS SUFFERING
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46. FROM HIS COLD AND SILENT
INDIFFERENCE—
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47. SAY HELLO TO STEVE ALLEN!
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48. THANK YOU.
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49. THE PLEASURE'S MINE,
STEVERINO.
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50. HAVE YOU MET
MY ARCHENEMY ZORAK?
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51. ZORAK?
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52. NO, BUT I WOULD BE HONORED TO
MEET ANY FELLOW MUSICIAN.
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53. WHAT DOES HE PLAY,
BY THE WAY?
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54. HE'S OUR MANTIS KING
OF THE KEYBOARDS.
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55. AH, GOOD.
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56. HI, STEVE. MIND IF I
SNACK ON YOUR HEAD?
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57. WHOA! HEY, STEVE,
YOU HEAR THAT?
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58. HA HA HA HA!
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59. WELL, IT MAKES ME LAUGH,
AS YOU JUST SAW.
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60. I FOUND IT AMUSING
THAT SOMEONE WOULD WANT
TO SNACK ON MY HEAD.
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61. THERE'S AN OLD SONG—
♪ SNACK ON MY HEAD—
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62. NO, NO, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S TIME ON MY HANDS.
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63. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S RIGHT, STEVE.
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64. SHOW HIM, ZORAK!
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65. COME ON, STEVE!
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66. COME ON, ZORAK!
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67. Space Ghost:
SHUT UP, MOLTAR!
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68. WE HATE YOU!
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69. YOU'RE DUMB!
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70. BUT I WAS JUST...
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71. NO! YOU'RE STUPID,
SO JUST SHUT UP,
STUPID!
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72. TRYING TO...
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73. NO! STUPID!
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74. FIT IN.
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75. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY SHOW, STEVE?
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76. WELL, IT'S THE FIRST
OF ITS KIND,
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77. AND SO YOU'RE JUST
AS GOOD AS I AM.
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78. I DID THE FIRST OF MY KIND.
YOU'VE DONE THE FIRST
OF YOUR KIND.
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79. ALL RIGHT, THEN LET
THE RECORD SO REFLECT.
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80. YOU RAISE A VERY SORE POINT.
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81. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
FOR A SNAPPY COMEBACK?
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82. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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83. SHUT UP, ZORAK!
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84. Space Ghost:
SHUT UP!
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85. UH, ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO
TELL ME TO SHUT UP?
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86. YOU DON'T
DESERVE IT!
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87. YEAH, AND WE'RE
SETTING UP THE NEXT BIT,
SO SHUT UP, STUPID!
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88. THANK YOU.
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89. YOU JUST TOLD HIM
TO SHUT UP!
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90. I DID?
YES, YOU DID!
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91. AH, WELL!
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92. NOW IT'S TIME FOR STEVE ALLEN
TO DO A LITTLE BIT
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93. OF HIS "MAN ON
THE STREET" SHTICK.
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94. YES. OF COURSE, I NEED
A STREET, AND I NEED
AT LEAST ONE MAN.
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95. DO YOU HAVE
A SAMPLE MAN FOR ME?
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96. ONLY THE SAMPLEST. BRAK?
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97. HELLO, BRAK?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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98. I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING STUCK ON MY FEET!
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99. I COULD EAT
A WHOLE POUND OF HAM!
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100. ON THE STREET!
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101. HA HA HA HA!
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102. WELL, I GUESS THAT
CONSTITUTES A YES. BRAK?
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103. WHAT?
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104. OH, BOY! HA HA!
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105. OH, BOY, I GET IT!
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106. YOU GOT IT. GOOD.
WELL, DON'T TELL
YOUR MOTHER.
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107. OH, I WON'T.
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108. WOW! DO YOU KNOW
BRAK'S LANGUAGE?
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109. ARE YOU SURPRISED TO LEARN
THAT I ACTUALLY SPEAK BRAKESE?
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110. HIT ME AGAIN,
STEVERINO.
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111. OH, THAT'S WHAT
SHE SAID! HA HA HA HA!
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112. HA HA! I'M HIP,
BUT THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED
TO BE BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
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113. YOU'RE FUNNY,
STEVE ALLEN.
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114. OK, BRAK, AND SPACEY
AND GHOSTY
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115. AND ALL THE DWARVES
WHO ARE OUT THERE TODAY
AROUND THE OLD CAMPFIRE.
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116. THANK YOU, STEVE ALLEN,
AND FROM ALL OF US HERE
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117. AROUND THE
OLD CAMPFIRE...
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118. WHOA! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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119. YEAH, I HEARD IT
REALLY LOUD.
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120. I HIT THE WRONG SWITCH.
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121. OH, MAN!
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122. I'M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN.
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123. OH!
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124. HA HA HA!
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125. MOLTAR, WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE?
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126. OH, UH, ANDY DICK,
COMING RIGHT UP!
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127. ANDY DICK?
IS THAT RIGHT, MOLTAR?
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128. YUP, THAT'S RIGHT.
WE GOT ANDY DICK.
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129. ANDY DICK!
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130. ANDY DICK?
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131. WHY DID WE
GET ANDY DICK?
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132. AND, AS YOU KNOW...
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133. SHUT UP!
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134. SHUT UP, STUPID!
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135. WE HATE YOU!
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136. WAIT A MINUTE.
STEVE ALLEN? ANDY DICK?
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137. THEY BOTH HAVE
FIRST NAMES FOR LAST NAMES!
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138. IT'S A THEME SHOW!
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139. GOOD WORK, STUPID!
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140. UH, YEAH! WELL, SURE.
THAT'S WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
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141. OH, SPACE GHOST, HELLO.
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142. SO, ANDY, DID YOU
LIKE OUR LITTLE
ANDY DICK SONG?
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143. THAT IS SWEET, THAT IS SWEET.
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144. IT'S A REPRISE OF THE SONG
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT
STEVE ALLEN.
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145. OH, SO IT'S NOT, UH...
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146. IT'S NOT THAT SPECIAL, THEN.
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147. NO, NO, NO,
IT'S VERY SPECIAL.
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148. YOU WROTE IT FOR
STEVE ALLEN, AND THEN
YOU JUST INSERTED MY—
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149. IT'S FINE, THOUGH,
IT'S FINE.
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150. ANYWAY, STEVE ALLEN
ATE UP A LOT OF TIME,
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151. SO I DON'T REALLY
HAVE A LOT OF—
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152. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!
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153. NO, WE DON'T HAVE
A TON OF TIME.
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154. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!
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155. WHOO-HOO! LOOKS LIKE
A FEUDING'S ON THE WAY!
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156. THAT NUMBER'S BEEN CUT!
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157. LOOK, RED, I DON'T
REALLY HAVE A LOT OF TIME
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158. TO BE CONFRONTATIONAL
ABOUT THIS, SO—
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159. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO,
EITHER, ACTUALLY,
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160. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
SUPER POWERS.
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161. THAT'S RIGHT, ANDY.
YOU WOULDN'T STAND
A CHANCE AGAINST
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162. MY DESTRUCTO-RAY
OR MY HEAT RAY
OR MY FREEZE RAY—
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163. I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
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164. ANDY...
AH, THAT'S BETTER.
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165. I HAVE AN INVISO-BELT
THAT I CAN...
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166. I CAN TURN INVISIBLE.
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167. OH, I'M NOT WEARING IT.
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168. OOH, YOU'RE NOT
WEARING IT?
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169. WELL, MAYBE IT'S AT HOME
IN THE MAGIC CLOSET.
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170. YOU KNOW,
THINKING ABOUT IT,
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171. YOU DON'T HAVE
AN INVISO-BELT...
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172. BECAUSE ONLY
MY COLLEAGUES
AND I WEAR THEM!
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173. OK, YEAH, YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T...
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174. I DON'T HAVE ONE.
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175. ALL RIGHT, NOW TELL
EVERYONE AT HOME.
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176. NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
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177. DO IT!
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178. I DON'T HAVE
AN INVISO-BELT.
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179. ANDY, SING YOUR SONG.
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180. OH, I HAVE TO SING IT?
YES.
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181. WILL YOU SING IT WITH ME?
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182. SING! SING LIKE
JUDY COLLINS!
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183. ♪ DON'T BE A SPACE—
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184. HEY, EVERYBODY! IT'S TIME
FOR THE BIG FINALE!
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185. THAT MADE
SOME PEOPLE GLAD.
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186. I'M REALLY VERY SAD!
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187. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!
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188. NOW DANCE!
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189. A-5, 6, 7, 8.
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190. HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
I COULD GO ON ALL DAY.
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191. Space Ghost:
DO IT ALL DAY.
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192. I CAN DO ANYTHING. I CAN
SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO.
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193. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
SHUFFLE OFF TO MARS?
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194. I CAN'T SHUFFLE OFF
TOO FAR, THOUGH.
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195. WUSS.
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196. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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197. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
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INSTITUTE, INC.
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198. Space Ghost: THIS HAS BEEN
A GHOST PLANET INDUSTRIES
PRODUCTION.
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199. OH! THAT'S WHAT
I DID IN REHEARSAL,
AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED.
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