1. So it's easy to see why superheroes are
at a crossroads— driven to succeed,
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2. yet encumbered by images of the
traditional superhero icon,
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3. increasingly at odds with
today's societal structure.
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4. Tell me about it.
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5. Following are my 7 superhero salvos for success.
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6. Repeat these at will.
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7. All right.
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8. I am in charge.
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9. I am in charge.
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10. Mine is an energy that I choose to share.
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11. Mine is an energy that I choose to share.
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12. Remember, no one can make you feel
inferior without your consent.
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13. Oh, what's that?
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14. Number 4... Come on, sweetheart.
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15. Come on.
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16. When the dawn will come.
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17. Come on, baby.
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18. Don't do this to me today.
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19. I can't handle it.
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20. Love the moment.
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21. Shut up, you stupid tape!
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22. Greetings, citizens.
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23. I'm Space Ghost.
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24. Joining me tonight is academy
award-winning actor charlton heston.
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25. I'm copping an attitude.
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26. What?
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27. Tonight I'm copping an attitude.
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28. Fine. Go ahead.
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29. I'm copping one, too.
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30. Oh, really?
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31. You bet.
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32. I am copping an attitude.
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33. I've had enough, and I'm not taking any more.
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34. That's right.
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35. We're laying it down.
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36. Ain't noway, nohow are you gonna tell me different.
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37. Ok.
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38. We're setting a tone, baby.
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39. That's right.
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40. That is the way it's gonna be, friend.
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41. And if you don't like it...
You know what you can do.
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42. Ha ha ha!
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43. I heard that.
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44. I'm going to go to the desk, ok?
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45. Go on, try.
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46. See what you get!
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47. Here I am now, at the desk.
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48. You got lucky, pal.
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49. You try it next time.
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50. You see what you get!
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51. Villains, listen to me.
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52. Try as you may, you will not knock my
moon out of orbit and upset my tides
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53. of well-beingness.
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54. What are you talking about?
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55. Space Ghost of the cosmos is
now perfect, serene... Stupid!
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56. And centered.
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57. Let's all synchronize our hearts.
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58. No!
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59. Moltar, I am ready to receive my guest.
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60. Grrrr!
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61. All right.
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62. Greetings, citizen.
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63. Greetings, Space Ghost.
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64. Go on, tell everyone who you are.
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65. Come on.
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66. I am charlton heston.
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67. Yes! Our first academy award winner.
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68. Really?
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69. Really.
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70. Wow.
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71. You think the academy would
honor me for my talk show work?
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72. Um... Let me be honest with you.
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73. I don't think so.
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74. I want one of those trophies, Carlton.
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75. Ok. You do?
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76. I want your trophy.
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77. Give it!
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78. Ok. Ok.
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79. Whoo! All right!
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80. Look at me!
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81. Oscar winner Space Ghost!
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82. The vain man glorifies himself,
while the self-actualized
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83. individual glorifies others.
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84. Oh, ok.
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85. Chuck, you, too, are pretty good.
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86. I can call you Chuck, can't I?
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87. You bet. You bet.
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88. How about chuckles?
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89. If you insist.
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90. Wait, wait, wait.
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91. How about Cheston?
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92. See? It's a cross between your first name,
which is charlton, and your
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93. second name— um... No.
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94. I don't think so.
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95. Never say "no.
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96. I don't think so."
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97. Try saying "yes. I think so."
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98. Oh, I see.
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99. The word "impossible"
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100. is a mistake, Chuck.
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101. It's really "I'm possible."
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102. You're all by yourself?
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103. I've got my enemies here,
but... You know, no friends.
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104. That's right.
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105. I ain't his friend.
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106. If you were to ask me if I was his friend,
I would say "no" to you.
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107. I heard that!
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108. Doesn't it get lonely?
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109. I go to parties.
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110. You go to parties?
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111. In my head.
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112. Yeah. I sense there's a hidden identity there.
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113. There's a party all the time there.
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114. Sometimes the neighbors up there complain,
so I try to turn down
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115. the music... Only I can't,
because there are no knobs there.
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116. No, no, I understand.
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117. That's—that's fine.
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118. Let's—let's let it pass.
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119. What's wrong?
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120. What's that?
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121. We're out of punch?
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122. I'll be right back.
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123. Who you talking to?
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124. I'm back.
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125. Who you talking to?
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126. I want some punch.
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127. For the parties... In my head.
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128. Argggh!
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129. Get on with the show!
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130. Are you getting enough oxygen, Chuck?
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131. Absolutely.
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132. I breathe very well in many atmospheres.
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133. Including the planet of the apes?
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134. They say there's nothing
more fragrant than a hot ape.
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135. The odd thing about that movie was
all the gorillas sat at lunch—
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136. this is no kidding.
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137. This is honest truth.
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138. Oh, really?
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139. All the gorillas sat at one table at lunch...
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140. And all the chimpanzees sat at
another and all the orangutans...
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141. Hey, cut it out!
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142. Sat at another.
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143. And the humans...
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144. Stop it!
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145. I'm afraid my sidekicks are
copping an attitude, Chuck.
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146. Oh, I see.
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147. Been doing this all day in here.
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148. Yeah. That's clear.
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149. That's clear.
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150. Breathe with me, charlton.
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151. Weather the storm.
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152. Ok.
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153. Away with confusion.
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154. Aaaaaahhh!
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155. Uh-uh-uh!
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156. Remember, vengeance is the refuge of the weak.
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157. He's right, Space Ghost.
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158. Let me just give him one.
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159. No. Rise above the fray.
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160. You're not trying.
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161. Can't I just— no.
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162. Fine.
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163. Oh! Oh...
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164. Don't do— don't... Little green freak!
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165. Hey, what—no!
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166. Aah!
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167. Aah!
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168. Remember, vengeance is the refuge of the weak.
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169. I know.
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170. Idiot.
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171. All existence is chaos, Chuck.
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172. The self-empowered man realizes
this and rises like an eagle
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173. above the tangled, teeming masses... Wow.
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174. Talons out, ready to swoop.
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175. You're very perceptive, Space Ghost.
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176. I wouldn't have... Thought that
I had a new age spirituality?
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177. Well, surprise, Chuck.
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178. I'm a nineties guy.
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179. Did you have any, uh... Talent?
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180. How can I put it?
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181. Class?
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182. Intelligence?
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183. Formal education?
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184. Define formal.
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185. Ha ha ha ha!
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186. Oh, that's mature.
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187. Ha ha! Slow him down.
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188. Make him sound creepy.
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189. Man, look at those teeth.
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190. Hey, wait a minute.
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191. Is that... Spinach.
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192. You don't floss, do you, Chuck?
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193. You caught me.
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194. Not regularly.
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195. You caught me.
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196. Not regularly.
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197. Busted!
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198. I can spot an unflossed mouth from two Miles away.
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199. That's one of my powers.
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200. I suppose—yeah, ok.
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201. I don't talk about that power much.
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202. No, I don't floss as regularly as I should.
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203. Not really one of the good powers,
but still a power, all the same.
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204. You seem perfectly fluent in English.
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205. Can you read?
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206. I like books on tape.
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207. No, no, no.
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208. We can do better than that.
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209. What about Shakespeare?
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210. What about books on tape?
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211. Nope, nope. Shakespeare.
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212. That's the best of them all.
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213. Do you know Shakespeare?
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214. Not personally.
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215. No... You know the writings of Shakespeare?
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216. We didn't have the theater when I grew up, Chuck.
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217. We had hard work, long days...
Mending the nets, scaling the fish.
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218. No part of the fish was wasted, Chuck.
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219. We used the entire fish.
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220. You sure? Really?
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221. No kidding?
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222. Ha ha ha ha!
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223. Of course I'm kidding.
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224. Oh.
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225. Ha ha ha!
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226. Fishing in space.
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227. Tell me, Chuck, ever thought
of starring in a sequel to
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228. the ten commandments?
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229. No.
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230. Uh, I don't think so.
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231. Not a sequel man, eh?
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232. What other commandments are we going to write?
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233. Thou that smelt it thine own self dealt it.
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234. Thou that smelt it thine own self dealt it?
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235. Ha ha! Jerk.
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236. Yeah, well... Thou shalt not... Hesitate.
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237. I'm kind of committed to the first ten.
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238. Thou shalt not be committed to old commandments.
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239. Zorak, one more commandment out of you,
and thou shalt be blasted.
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240. Thou shalt not mess with zorak,
or thou shalt have to mess with me!
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241. All right, everybody, just calm down.
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242. Thou shalt not calm down!
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243. I hesitate— thou shalt not hesitate!
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244. Ohhhhh, boy.
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245. Uh-oh. Now you've done it.
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246. We're now going to initiate the silent treatment.
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247. I ain't sayin' Jack.
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248. Fine. Good.
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249. As of right now, my friend, silence.
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250. You guys aren't really going to do this.
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251. Come on, guys.
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252. Hey, come on!
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253. Chuck, you're not doing this too, are you?
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254. Oh, man.
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255. Anybody want ice cream?
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256. Zorak, ice cream?
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257. My treat.
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258. Moltar?
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259. Pistachio?
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260. Butter pecan?
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261. Want some gum?
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262. Gu—
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263. What are you doing?
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264. Silent treatment.
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265. You don't have time for this.
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266. You must destroy the hoover dam.
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267. It is your destiny.
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268. What if I get caught?
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269. You're Space Ghost, superhero to millions.
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270. Who would suspect you?
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271. Yeah, I am Space Ghost.
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272. It's my destiny.
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273. You better hurry up.
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274. Let me just say good-bye to charlton, ok?
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275. Uh-uh. Someone's going to beat you to it.
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276. All right, all right.
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277. Good night, everybody.
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278. I got to split.
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279. Hey you hey get over here alright we
are gonna put your Take your hands
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280. away from your sides.
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281. It was my destiny!
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282. Please take your hands away from your sides.
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283. This is my inviso belt.
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284. Yeah, right, buddy.
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285. You're all blind.
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286. Don't struggle with me.
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287. You understand?
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288. Blinded by government and the mass media.
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289. Do not struggle with me, sir.
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290. You're so blind.
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291. Spread your legs and put your
hands on the side of the vehicle,
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