1. - Game on. Here's the Ghost.
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2. - Not exactly, Daddy-O.
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3. - Space Ghost's evil twin brother Chad?
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4. - But we thought you were in...
- The asylum?
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5. Don't you wish.
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6. I blew that Popsicle stand to
make the scene here, baby.
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7. So dig it, kids.
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8. Chad Ghostal's takin' over.
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9. - But why take this show over? It stinks.
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10. - Not when I'm on it.
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11. TV is power, baby.
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12. Sexy power.
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13. Hi girls.
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14. - But, what about Space Ghost?
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15. - Oh, don't worry about the Tadpole.
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16. He's gone man. Real gone.
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17. - You mean
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18. you destroyed Space Ghost?
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19. - Let's just say my brother Tad
won't be with us tonight.
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20. Ya dig?
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21. - I dig!
- I dig!
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22. Tonight we do things my way cats.
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23. No 70's sitcom rejects,
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24. No MTV snot-noses.
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25. We're gonna wig out and
get evil tonight, baby.
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26. My guests tonight are The Millionaire
from the sharp music combo
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27. Combustible Edison.
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28. And direct from Vegas,
legendary band leader
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29. hepcat Sam Butera.
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30. Pow, pow, pow!
Go, cats, go!
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31. Okay, cats 'n kittens. Simmer down.
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32. I want you all to meet a real hepcat.
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33. The man, the myth...
- I am The Millionaire
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34. from the pop combo Combustible Edison.
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35. - Hmm, millionaire?
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36. - He looks like a Batman villain.
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37. - Man, your dry goods are murder.
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38. Clue me in on the threads.
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39. - Well, this is a, uh, European cut
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40. three button
Louie the Lilac.
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41. The Joker.
- Louie the Lilac!
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42. - Joker!
- Ten bucks says Louie the Lilac.
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43. - You're on!
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44. - ... and, uh, matching pocket square.
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45. I don't like anything in my outfit to be
square, you know what I'm saying?
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46. Ha ha!
- Ooh, I'm wise.
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47. So who inspires The Millionaire's style?
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48. - My sense of style is kind of influenced
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49. by Gomez Adams and The Joker.
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50. - What's this?
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51. Has Batmantis been jipped out of $10?
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52. Zorak.
- What?
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53. - Don't be a bore.
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54. - Sorry, uh, Daddy-O?
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55. So, Millionaire,
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56. for the benefit of my
brother's icky sidekicks,
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57. what is hip?
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58. - Don't ask me. I'm only a mere mortal.
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59. - Death lip, my man.
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60. Well, then, what's not hip?
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61. - Uh, Dockers. That's one thing.
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62. - And Space Ghost!
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63. - Really? You don't say?
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64. My brother's a total Clyde, baby.
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65. Uptight.
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66. - That's unfortunate.
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67. - Yeah, he's a drag.
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68. But I took care of him
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69. in style.
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70. - Show us the body!
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71. - Is he still in one piece?
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72. - So do the buttons on your gauntlet do
something entirely different than his?
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73. I've always wondered about that.
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74. Oh, you know it, Dad.
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75. - What're yours do?
- Well, let me clue ya.
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76. I've got an atomic drink mixer.
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77. An ultra deluxe chick magnet.
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78. One of them must dim the
lights in your chamber.
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79. - Oh, yeah. Make out party tonight.
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80. - That's a good one.
- You know it, baby.
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81. So, any last words of advice
for our lonely little viewers?
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82. Stay fabulous
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83. beautiful people.
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84. And have faith!
Don't let the man beat you down.
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85. Alright!
- Listen,
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86. my main Queen Elvira is
throwin' a blast tonight.
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87. Wanna swing by?
- Beautiful!
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88. - Thanks for droppin' by, Millionaire.
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89. See you tonight.
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90. Thank you, Chad.
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91. - Swanky fool.
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92. Tonight your millions shall be mine!
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93. - Now will you tell us what
you did with Space Ghost?
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94. - Ya know Zorak, curiosity
killed the uncool cat.
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95. You dig?
- Hey, don't blame me!
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96. Blame it. I'm the bossa nova.
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97. Oh, baby!
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98. - Take five, kids!
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99. Catch ya on the flip side!
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100. And now Jacks and Jills,
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101. welcome the king of the
real gone cats himself
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102. Mr. Sam Butera!
- Yeah baby!
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103. - Sam, the man, the myth, the legend.
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104. Hug me! I suffer!
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105. - Chad, how are ya baby?
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106. - In the groove, man.
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107. Evil and lovin' it.
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108. - Groovy.
- So, Sam
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109. I gotta ask ya man.
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110. You still dig those crazy chicks?
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111. - Oh, that's where it's at!
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112. - Tell me, Sam.
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113. What do you do to make a chick crazy?
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114. Ya know, like a fox?
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115. - Well, the right kind of music.
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116. A little jive talk.
- Get in there!
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117. - This is totally demeaning to women.
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118. - Can't we talk about Space
Ghost's untimely demise?
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119. - and just how do you jive
talk a chick of choice?
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120. - Well, ya know, ya gotta call her
baby, sweetheart, and darlin',
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121. and, "I love you."
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122. And all the phrases
that go along with love.
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123. - Like, "Hey, duchess.
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124. "I'm a homicidal maniac?"
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125. - That's right.
- Say Sam.
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126. - Yeah man.
- You got a sister?
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127. - Well, uh...
- I'm, like, out of jail.
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128. Loose is what I'm sayin'.
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129. Like a loose meat sandwich.
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130. - I get really uncomfortable
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131. when he talks like that.
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132. - Me too.
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133. Sounds like a gross sandwich.
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134. - Do you know my brother?
- I've seen him.
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135. Sure.
- He's a total square, isn't he?
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136. - Now don't put me in the middle now.
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137. - It's okay, we can talk.
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138. He's not a problem.
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139. - C'mon Chad! What'd you
do with Space Ghost?
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140. - Did you at least, ya know, rough him up?
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141. - Oh, just a tad.
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142. - But I tell you what, he's sharp.
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143. He knows where it's at.
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144. He's a little square but that's okay.
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145. - He ain't just a little square, Sam.
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146. He's cubic.
He's a blockhead.
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147. Strictly bizarro.
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148. - Well, I'm glad you're saying
it, not me! Ya know, Chad?
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149. - Wanna see my impression of my brother?
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150. - Sure man.
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151. - "Are you getting enough oxygen?
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152. "I worry about such things because I'm
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153. "See the walls in my house.
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154. - "I've been with the governor!"
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155. "Chad! Your agent sending you out a lot?
You doing any network spots?
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156. "What've I heard you on lately?
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157. "Listen, I'm really insecure so I don't
want you to take my job, okay?"
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158. - That's him!
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159. - That's cute.
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160. - Of course, you're like the
opposite of square, Daddy-O.
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161. You swing.
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162. - Well, anybody can swing if
you wanna put your mind to it.
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163. - Swing, Daddy-O! Swing like a meat hook.
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164. - Hey, I know that one!
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165. - Well I wrote that arrangement
34 years ago.
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166. The one that David Lee Roth stole from me.
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167. - He... He stole it?
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168. - You can bet me he stole it.
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169. - Make him pay, chatty buck!
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170. - Space Ghost, too!
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171. Uh, if he hasn't paid already.
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172. - David Lee Roth?
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173. - He came in one night to see me, ya know.
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174. After the show, he walked up
to me and said, "Hey Sam."
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175. I said, "Who are you?"
He said, "I'm David Lee Roth."
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176. Know what I told him?
I said, "Gimme my money."
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177. - David. Lee. Roth?
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178. - And he turned around
and walked right out.
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179. - David Lee Roth!
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180. You watch your back.
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181. - Huh?
- You hear me?
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182. You hear me?
Well you know what happened was
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183. they brought in Hagar to replace Roth.
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184. - Then they kicked Hagar
out and brought Roth back.
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185. - But he hassled Eddy at the MTV Awards.
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186. - And Eddy was just like...
- I am so over this!
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187. - And then Mike Anthony was like
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188. Whatever!
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189. - So, anyway.
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190. Where were we?
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191. Oh! Say, Sam,
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192. you got a sister?
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193. - What?
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194. - Yowza! It's the heat!
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195. - Chad Ghostal, this is the police.
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196. Sting's here?
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197. - Did you ever here my
Stewart Copeland story?
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198. - Come out with your power bands up.
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199. We have you surrounded.
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200. - Zorak, you fink! You ratted me out!
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201. - Rat? I remember those guys.
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202. They're reuniting
at Red Rocks this summer.
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203. - Okay, flat foot, you may have found me,
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204. you may have ruined my twisted dreams
of sweaty fame and fortune
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205. but you won't take swingin'
Chad Ghostal without a massacre.
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206. - No Chad! Don't leave me here!
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207. - Sorry, babe. I'm splittin' this scene.
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208. Take me with you!
- Take me, too!
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209. He can't carry us both.
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210. - You're too fat.
- But you never leave a man behind!
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211. - Welp, it's been real folks.
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212. But, before I split, let me just say...
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213. Oh, no. He's gonna sing.
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214. - Hey. ♫ I even got to hurt someone. ♫
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215. - Yeah.
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216. Thank you!
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217. - Que sera, sera.
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218. Now what?
I don't know.
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219. - All I can think about is the
mysterious fate of Space Ghost.
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220. That and...
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221. cheese steaks. Philadelphia cheese steaks.
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