1. Guess who write tonight's show?
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2. Come on, guess.
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3. Who write it?
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4. Me! I writed!
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5. Greetings, everyone!
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6. I am Space Ghost, the most powerful
being that have ever existed
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7. in the world of the universe!
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8. You know it, I know it, Moltar know it,
zorak know it, tansut know it,
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9. Brak know it, lokar know it,
and those other people know it, too.
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10. It is a pleasure to work for someone... So good.
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11. Thank you, Moltar.
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12. Zorak?
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13. "I am a foul and degenerate creature.
I will now play the music."
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14. Zorak, that was very bad, that song you played.
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15. You go to prison.
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16. Nuts to that action!
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17. Stick with the script!
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18. All right, all right, I'm going to prison! Jeez!
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19. Moltar, get me the Beatles to
replace zorak. A-ok, chief!
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20. Uh, Space Ghost, I-I'm not going
to be able to get the Beatles.
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21. Shh, just get anybody.
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22. The audience won't know.
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23. They're all stupid.
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24. They're all stupid.
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25. Am I really going to prison?
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26. No, just go stand over there.
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27. Moltar, get me a guest.
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28. You just told me to get the Beatles.
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29. Moltar, you go to prison.
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30. I'm confused by this whole deal.
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31. I'm confused by this whole deal.
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32. Hey, welcome to prison.
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33. Wait a second what are you in for?
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34. All right, everyone freeze!
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35. Don't move!
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36. Moltar, go back to your post.
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37. You are no longer a prisoner.
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38. That was a flashback.
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39. Oh.
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40. All right, now we're back
in the present, where I am a
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41. superhero talk show host who is
also a successful defense attorney
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42. aaaaaand... Action!
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43. Me? Yeah.
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44. Master master, I offer unto thee tv's Colin Quinn.
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45. Choke on it.
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46. Tv's Colin Quinn!
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47. Prepare to bask in my greatness!
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48. Thanks, Space Ghost.
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49. It's a pleasure to be here.
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50. It is I who is administering
the pleasure on this show.
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51. Is this posture too effeminate? Is this ok?
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52. It doesn't really matter, because even
though I've just made you a big star,
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53. it doesn't really matter, because even
though I've just made you a big star,
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54. you're no longer a guest on my show.
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55. Ok.
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56. Next guest, Moltar!
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57. Oh, uh, tv's red green.
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58. Oh, uh, tv's red green.
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59. You are, uh, you are, uh, you're a big fella.
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60. You are, uh, you are, uh, you're a big fella.
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61. That's sweet.
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62. You are a big, big fella.
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63. You are a big, big fella.
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64. No! I'm a big, big star!
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65. From this point on, no one talk to me!
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66. From this point on, no one talk to me!
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67. I would like my chocolate ice cream now.
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68. I would like my chocolate ice cream now.
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69. Here's your chocolate ice cream, my lord.
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70. Thank you, stupid idiot.
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71. Arrrggh!
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72. Arrrggh!
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73. You're welcome.
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74. Gosh sakes.
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75. Silence!
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76. All right.
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77. I have a couple of poems, would you like one?
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78. Hold that thought, red.
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79. It's time for me to read a poem now.
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80. When your life's a chain of troubles,
and your dreams all broken bubbles,
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81. and your dreams all broken bubbles,
while your woes recur in doubles,
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82. simply pause, and smile awhile.
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83. Simply pause, and smile awhile.
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84. I'm crying, because I wanted you to
see the full range Of my emotions.
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85. Of my emotions.
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86. I might stop by your lodge someday, red!
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87. I might stop by your lodge someday, red!
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88. Give us lots of warning, huh?
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89. And remember
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90. Yikes. Don't come on Mexican night,
you'll regret it.
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91. Thank you, red. Now go away from
my monitor screen. That's it.
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92. The Beatles have arrived, my liege.
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93. Colin, the Beatles are here!
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94. Laughing at me with your big
star mouth. Let us see how
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95. zorak is doing in prison.
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96. Let us see how zorak is doing in prison.
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97. Is that where you say something?
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98. Oh! Um...
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99. "Oh, I am in my cell.
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100. "Oh, how I wished I would
have played that song good
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101. and that I was back in my keyboard."
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102. Justice has been deserved.
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103. Don't go away, we'll be right
back with meet the Beatles.
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104. We're back!
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105. Now is the time for a special
segment of my show called
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106. "Space Ghost of the cosmos calling."
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107. Hey, wait a minute this isn't in the script!
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108. Hey, wait a minute this isn't in the script!
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109. Hello, Timmy, is that you?
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110. Hello, hello!
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111. Hi, Timmy hi, Timmy
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112. I mean, hi, Space Ghost!
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113. Hi, Timmy!
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114. Space Ghost of the cosmos calling.
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115. Hi, Timmy!
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116. Space Ghost of the cosmos calling.
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117. Oh, boy!
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118. I can't believe it!
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119. Oh, boy!
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120. I can't believe it!
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121. Is it really you?
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122. You better believe it, Timmy!
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123. Your show is the bestest!
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124. Your show is the bestest!
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125. Thanks, Timmy.
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126. Keep plugging away.
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127. Thanks, Timmy.
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128. Keep plugging away.
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129. But space And keep on truckin'!
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130. And keep on truckin'!
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131. I've been sick! I've been so very sick!
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132. Oh, well, uh... Come on, get better, why don't you?
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133. Thank you, Space Ghost.
I'm starting That's right, Timmy.
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134. And tell your doctor that Space Ghost
of the cosmos made a house call!
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135. And tell your doctor that Space Ghost
of the cosmos made a house call!
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136. This is the best show ever.
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137. Welcome back stupid viewers you'll watch
anythng go ahead change the channel
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138. you'll be back
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139. and now, right here on our stage tonight,
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140. the Beatles!
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141. What?
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142. the delightful Goldie hawn!
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143. Thank you very much, Space Ghost.
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144. How do you stay in such great shape?
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145. The dalai lama.
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146. What?
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147. What?
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148. He is a very special... What?
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149. That was jolly good.
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150. Jolly good.
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151. Time to go.
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152. Bye-bye.
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153. Now it appears that it's time
for our next guest to appear.
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154. Moltar, send out my next guest.
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155. I will be back shortly,
so don't worry about sending
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156. the guest out now. Just do it now.
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157. As you wish, o mighty, mighty one.
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158. This just bites, is all.
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159. What did you say?
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160. I said, this just bites, is all!
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161. What page are you on?
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162. This is the worst show!
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163. You know it, I know it, zorak know it.
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164. You know it, I know it, zorak know it.
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165. "I, zorak, have decided to dig a tunnel to escape"
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166. shut up, zorak!
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167. "Prison."
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168. On we go! Greet me, Tommy Davidson!
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169. Spaaace ghost!
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170. All right.
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171. Woo, lord.
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172. Ok, I hear ya.
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173. What did I just say?
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174. Woo, lord!
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175. You are an attentive listener.
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176. I like the shape of your head.
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177. I like you.
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178. I like you, too, Dan.
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179. Ahem. "This tunnel that I
am digging out of the prison
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180. "is much longer and much more
fficult than I had anticipated."
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181. I am here to help you in your time of trouble.
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182. Ladies and gentlemen, the great gazoo!
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183. Toodle-oo, dum dums!
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184. The great gazoo, ladies and gentlemen.
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185. Hey!
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186. I thought he was supposed
to help me with my tunnel!
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187. No, that was a cameo.
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188. Helloooo?
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189. hey, Space Ghost, about this finale.
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190. How are you going to do all this stuff
with Jupiter, and... Who's fidor?
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191. Yeah, where are you going to
get the money for all that?
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192. I don't think it's feasible.
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193. Just read your line.
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194. "Space Ghost, fidor is trying to eat Jupiter."
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195. Someone must stop him.
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196. Sounds like fidor needs to go out for a walk,
sounds like fidor needs to go
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197. out for a walk, Space Ghost style!
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198. Good one.
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199. Ruff! Space Ghost! Ruff ruff!
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200. Looks like your bark is
worse than your bite, fidor!
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201. Ruff!
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202. Once again, I have saved the universe!
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203. All evil everywhere is vanquished,
just like I write it to happen.
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204. "Hail the returning hero."
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205. Yes, yes, yes.
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206. And also, Moltar, from this point
on I write all the world shows,
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207. because everyone watching turns
out to like them so much.
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208. Tommy Davidson, you may now
return safely to your planet.
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209. Thanks for having me.
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210. Zorak, I am freeing you from
prison at this very moment.
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211. Oh, how I there. All is well all over the place.
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212. There. All is well all over the place.
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213. You may now be left with the Beatles.
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214. This show is so good,
I'm thinking about not even airing it.
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